Chapter 26: Laziness is the essence of human beings

After reading a bunch of photos on her phone, Zhou Suzhi knew what to expect.

Whether people are walking, sitting or going out for a walk, Xu Qing takes a few photos casually, even if he is not a girlfriend for the time being, this kid is also interesting to others.

Xu Qing was interested in her - she borrowed it from Xu Qing.

It's obviously interesting to each other.

"Looks pretty young, eighteen, isn't he? Where do you go to school?"

"Didn't go to school. ”

"Didn't go to school? How could you not go to school when you are so handsome?"

"What does going to school have to do with being handsome?" Xu Qing wondered, "It's not a beauty contest, isn't it reasonable for people from poor backgrounds to afford to go up?"

"If a high-achieving student looks up to him, he is idle at home every day, holding the computer, and he doesn't even have a job. Xu Wenbin scoffed.

"Yes, I didn't gnaw at the old, and when I gnawed the old, you will hum me with your nose. ”

"Hmph, you won't let me bite me. ”

"How did you meet?" Zhou Suzhi didn't bother to pay attention to the two of them, but it was a pity that this girl didn't go to school at a young age, "She's not from Jiangcheng?"

"Let's talk about the old thing. Xu Qing was helpless and didn't want to have more trouble in Jiang He's matter.

The heroine hasn't figured out how to survive in this world, and the red line has been arranged here, it shouldn't, it really shouldn't.

After eating, the time was almost half past eight in the evening, the night was dark, Zhou Suzhi cleaned up the dishes and went into the kitchen to wash them, Xu Wenbin sat on the sofa and watched TV with tea, Xu Qing stayed for a while, looked and asked and asked, there was nothing to do, so he got up and left.

"I'll go back first, you go to bed early, Mom, don't play mahjong every day, see my dad is hungry." ”

"If she doesn't play mahjong, it's harder than if you don't stay at home. "Xu Wenbin has a magical ability, and he can turn anything to Xu Qing's side.

"Wait, I've heard people say that you're haunted over there, and they say that there's a woman's cry in the middle of the night, what kind of ghost in red...... Are you alright?"

Zhou Suzhi wanted to ask when she was eating, but she was delayed by Jiang He's photo, and now she remembers.

Xu Qing didn't expect this to become a strange talk in the CD market, scratched his head and thought about it, and said seriously: "It's true, I heard it too." ”

"Huh?really?!"

"Well, Dad, you have to cut the rent by half for me, it's a murderous house, otherwise I won't rent it. ”

“...... Nonsense!"

"A few days ago, there were Taoist priests who used to practice the law, and you didn't see it......"

"Descend, give him a little. Zhou Suzhi helped speak, "It doesn't matter if it's a ghost or not, it costs a lot to get a girlfriend." ”

He said no. ”

"Yes! She's my girlfriend!" Xu Qing said categorically.

“......”

......

......

When she got home at night, Jiang He hadn't slept yet, the living room was brightly lit, she didn't know when she took out the sword, held it in her arms and turned her head to look at Xu Qing who entered the door.

"Why are you holding a sword again? You just practiced a sword?" Xu Qing glanced at the computer, which had been closed and not turned on.

Jiang He's lips twitched twice, he simply stood up and went back to the house, and after a while, he went to take a shower with his clothes.

"Why do you have to bring a sword when you take a shower?"

“...... I want to bring. ”

??

Xu Qing was puzzled by her strange behavior, "Wait, did something happen when I went out just now?" He looked back at the door and asked, "Someone came in?"

"Nope. ”

"Then who are you guarding against?

"No, you're a good person. ”

“......”

didn't ask why, Xu Qing was no longer entangled, anyway, it wasn't just to defend himself.

Xu Qing, a dignified generation of heroes, how could he be guarded against wolves.

There was a sound of rushing water in the bathroom, Xu Daxia leaned on the sofa and tilted his head to take a look, his age of blood and strength inevitably thought about something, but he quickly adjusted, silently muttering that he was a hero, and he might not be able to swallow a punch, so he suppressed the messy thoughts.

Ten minutes later.

Jiang He came out of the bathroom, his little face that had just finished taking a bath was a little flushed by the steam, and his delicate side face didn't look like a woman walking the rivers and lakes at all.

Xu Qing didn't see it for the first time, but he was still a little stunned, "Does the practice still have a beautifying effect?"

"Huh?" Jiang He looked back at him while looking for a hair dryer.

"You used to be exposed to the wind and sun, even if your skin wasn't rough, you shouldn't be so delicate, right?

"I want to teach you, but you don't learn. ”

“...... Standing on the pile?"

"Of course. ”

Xu Qing was worried, other people's families were all dinging, or they could learn all kinds of peerless martial arts with a clap of their hands, why did he have to work hard to practice what kind of pile when it was his turn? !

"Maybe you can open a practice class in the future, I guess...... Wrong. ”

As soon as he had an idea about Jiang He's future career plan, he dispelled it again - so many people who have a fitness card can't see each other a few times a year, and they can't lose weight and practice?

Practice a fart.

"I'll help you, it's a hassle to blow long hair, just sit down. ”

Seeing Jiang He take out the hair dryer, he awkwardly began to blow his hair, Xu Qing went over to help her, Jiang He hesitated and did not refuse.

"Did the mage catch a ghost the other day?" she asked, as she sat down in her chair and was quiet for a moment.

"No, it's all fooling. ”

"Didn't catch it?"

"Where to catch it?"

Xu Qing was amused in his heart, and the person who pretended to be a ghost asked if he had caught a ghost, it was really magical.

"You sneaked out in the middle of the night and were treated as ghosts, how can there be any ghosts in this world...... If I want to catch a ghost, I have to catch you first. ”

"Me?"

"That's right, it's you. ”

"No way, I'm human. ”

"Well, you're a human, the key is that no one has ever seen kung fu, jumping up and down like you, you are only treated as a ghost in the middle of the night, don't run out in the middle of the night and climb the wall in the future. ”

"Why don't you practice martial arts?"

"Probably...... Because it's so bitter. Xu Qing couldn't answer this question, but it didn't affect him to instill the concept in Jiang He: "Now that the living conditions are better, the people have stood up, they don't have to practice martial arts and defend themselves, they all think about how to enjoy it, the martial arts are too strong and useless, and then those kung fu or something will naturally be lost-

To put it simply, the more everyone lives and works in peace and contentment, the fewer people practice martial arts, and every day they think about practicing kung fu well, go out to fight, kill, kill and step on others, pretending to be compared, that is sick, don't make this mistake. ”

"In order to strengthen the body, who would like to fight and kill. ”

"It's useless to keep fit, I've heard that practicing martial arts will leave a lot of dark wounds, is it true?"

"Outer kung fu will have this problem, but inner kung fu will focus on nourishing qi, and there will be no dark injuries. ”

"Then most of us who don't practice martial arts here can live to be seventy or eighty years old, what about those of you who practice internal boxing?"

“......”

Jiang He stopped talking.

Xu Qing took a hair dryer to help her blow her hair, and said: "The better the living conditions, the fewer people who practice martial arts, because people like to enjoy, and if you have to choose, who will practice martial arts hard?" So you see, I'm too lazy to learn......

It can also be seen from history that at the beginning, Ah Qing broke 3,000 armor soldiers with a bamboo sword, and then Guo Jing defended the city with a difficult number of hundreds of people, and then who made Hu Chong learn a sword move to dominate the world without internal strength, and then when Wei Xiaobao was finished. ”

"Why haven't I seen these people in history?" Jiang He wondered.

"Uh...... This is the history of Old Man Jin, in short, kung fu is dead, and if you want to live comfortably, you have to rely on technology. If you had the technology you have now, and you have enough food to eat and enough money to spend, young people must have been playing games every day, who is practicing kung fu? Put away your sword for a while, what are you doing holding it? ”

"There are ghosts, I take self-defense. ”

"Where the hell came from, it's all nonsense, it's all done by you. ”

"I saw it. Jiang He shrunk his neck and said weakly.

"Huh?"

Xu Qing paused, "What did you see?"

"When you went out, I saw a ghost. ”

“......”