668. For scumbags, mobile phones are more important than life

After returning to the dormitory from the parking lot of Caida University, Chen Hansheng no longer thought about Shang Yanyan, and bragged with his roommates.

Before you know it, it's May, and there are more and more brothers and sisters taking graduation photos in school, and Dai Zhenyou's mentality has also changed from working hard after being stimulated at the beginning to being light now.

Even when the senior sisters were wearing bachelor's uniforms and showing their long legs to take pictures, everyone could stop and watch and comment while drinking soda.

Looking at the entire financial university, only these junior boys can behave like this, and the freshmen and sophomores are not thick-skinned enough.

"I kind of found out. ”

Yang Shichao talked about the employment situation in 2005 for a while, and suddenly commented: "Actually, the quality of our 02 girls is the highest. ”

No matter when, as long as the topic of the opposite sex is talked about in the boys' dormitory, everyone will naturally participate, even Lao Dai is on the side, while pricking up his ears to listen, occasionally making a few comments.

"Not really. ”

Jin Yangming nodded approvingly, and criticized by the way: "In my freshman year, many people were still worried that our class was of the worst quality, and I said it at the time, but the girls have just come out of the high school campus and have not yet learned how to show the charm of women." ”

Guo Shaoqiang rolled his eyes: "Sixth, don't pretend to be forced, the scene at the beginning of the school seems to have happened yesterday, we all remember it very clearly, when did you say that?"

"This is what I have in my heart, do I have to say it?"

Jin Yangming was unhurried when he was exposed, and calmly changed the topic: "At that time, Bai Yongshan was still taking the cute route, a little baby fat, and now she is a top student." ”

"That's right, the one who knew how to dress up at that time was Shang Yanyan. ”

Dai Zhenyou stuck his head out of bed and recalled the most impressive scene in his mind: "When she introduced herself for the first time, she deliberately took off her military training hat, and her long burgundy hair fell down flutteringly, tsk······"

602's roommates stopped talking, and everyone felt a little empathy.

At that time, the class was full of high school boys who had just graduated, and many of them came from small counties, and Shang Yanyan, a trendy and fashionable big city girl, caused an unimaginable shock in her heart.

"Therefore, we all thought that Shang Yanyan was the most beautiful girl. ”

Li Zhennan glanced at Chen Hansheng and said with a smile: "I didn't expect there to be Shen Youchu." ”

When it comes to Shen Youchu, everyone doesn't know how to comment, in terms of figure and appearance, she is a proper school flower of the class of 02, but her personality is too low-key, and there are too few topics, where is Shang Yanyan riddled with scandals.

"Shen Youchu is just average. ”

Chen Hansheng frowned: "Anyway, I rarely get her appearance, to be honest, falling in love with Shen Youchu is just Tu Yile, if you really want to find a wife, you have to be Hu Linyu, that small body is so strong." ”

"Phew!"

The rest of the 602 dormitory collectively rolled their eyes, almost forgetting that in addition to Jin Yangming, there was also a pretending hero.

Chen Hansheng smiled and picked up his mobile phone and went to the balcony, which was to call Xiao Yu'er.

She didn't answer, just texted back: "I'm sleeping." ”

"I'm petty again. ”

Chen Hansheng muttered.

This is also expected, whenever the words "Shen Youchu" appear in Xiao Yuer's ears, her attitude is always a little cold.

Chen Hansheng knew it in his heart, but he pretended to be confused, what time did he call before, but now he is still the same.

It's her business that Xiao Yu'er doesn't pick up, but she can't help but do it.

Because the logic of most girls in love is very strange, their brain circuits are like this:

If my boyfriend misses me, then he will definitely look for me→ if he doesn't look for me, then he must not want me→ since he doesn't want me, then why should I look for him?

No way, it's such a real and touching way of thinking.

Therefore, even after eating the closed-door soup, Chen Hansheng still sent a message to Xiao Yu'er: "Then you go to sleep first, there will be sun tomorrow, remember to wear sunscreen." ”

After 15 minutes, a message came with a "ding".

Xiao Rongyu: Tomorrow night, come and eat with me!

Chen Hansheng looked at the content of the text message, and could probably imagine Xiao Yuer's current mood.

Xiao Rongyu should have been a little angry and a little helpless, but Chen Hansheng took the initiative to bow his head, which made her feel more comfortable, so he "ordered" Chen Hansheng to come over and eat with him.

After this meal, this matter can be revealed.

In just one sentence, I can taste so much content, and I must thank the high school Chinese teacher.

Because she often analyzes Mr. Lu Xun's articles, a simple sentence of "the weather is cloudy again", the Chinese teacher can interpret seven or eight meanings, which is "rendering a sad atmosphere" and "reflecting the darkness of the old society".

I don't know if Mr. Lu Xun thought so much when he started writing?

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The next morning, Chen Hansheng followed Li Zhennan and Lao Dai to the classroom, and the students of the second class of public management were accustomed to this class leader who was often absent from class.

The teachers in the university will not care much, Chen Hansheng listened for a while, turned his head and looked at Li Zhennan next to him, although this kid never skips class, but the class effect is very average.

Not long after breakfast, he was already planning what he was going to eat at noon in his notebook.

Chicken thighs √

Scrambled eggs with tomatoes √

Braised eggplant ×

Green vegetable soup √

The thief who writes at a glance is serious, and the teacher on the podium definitely thinks that Li Zhennan is recording the content of the class.

"Brother Chen. ”

Li Zhennan found Chen Hansheng staring at him, and he was embarrassed to touch the back of his head.

"Anan, I didn't find you so mentally retarded before. ”

Chen Hansheng Nunu mouthed: "Tear a piece of paper for me, give me another coin, and learn what we adults do in class!"

"Oh. ”

Li Zhennan was very obedient, and immediately handed the paper and coins to Chen Hansheng, he also wanted to know what the bullish Brother Chen was going to do, is it through the diameter and circumference of the coin, to calculate the current economic development trend of the society?

Soon, Anan knew he was thinking too much.

Because Chen Hansheng put the coin behind the white paper and sketched it with a ballpoint pen, the outline of the coin first appeared on the paper, and finally, as if rubbing, all the patterns of the coin appeared on the paper.

Chen Hansheng seemed to be very satisfied with this work, grinning happily.

"Brother Chen. ”

Li Zhennan said sullenly: "You are embarrassed to scold me for being mentally retarded." ”

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Finally managed to get the first class out, Chen Hansheng walked in front of Shen Youchu and saw her round chin on her arm, staring at the textbook in a daze.

"What's wrong?"

Chen Hansheng tried her forehead, and it didn't seem to have a fever.

"PHS is broken. ”

Shen Youchu took out PHS from the cloth bag and carefully touched the screen, and the peach blossom eyes were distressed.

"If it's broken, it's broken, just buy a new one. ”

Chen Hansheng said indifferently, he picked it up and checked it, as if it couldn't be turned on.

This PHS was bought for Shen Youchu when he was a freshman, and he should have retired a long time ago.

Shen Youchu pouted without squeaking, she used things thriftily and cherished, although she used it for two years, the PHS shell looked like new.

"In the morning, when Youchu helped A-Ning wash his face. ”

Hu Linyu explained beside him: "A-Ning was playing with a snake with PHS, and accidentally fell into the pool, and it broke when he picked it up. ”

You Chu also slapped A-Ning's little ass twice. ”

Hu Linyu himself thought it was funny: "It's the first time I've seen Youchu beat someone, but it's as gentle as tickling, A-Ning is not afraid at all, and in the end I beat her to tears." ”

“······ is worthy of Secretary Hu. ”

Chen Hansheng patted Shen Youchu on the back and comforted: "Then get a new mobile phone, don't use PHS." ”

"I, I want to fix it again. ”

Shen Youchu raised his head, and asked Chen Hansheng for instructions softly and weakly.

Chen Hansheng didn't agree: "PHS is about to be eliminated, how convenient is the mobile phone." ”

Hu Linyu also echoed on the side, she is now the general manager of the bubble tea shop, and she changed to Nokia early.

Shang Yanyan was not far from the classroom, staring with envy, and Chen Hansheng's eyes when he looked at Shen Youchu were different.

However, Shen Youchu is better for Chen Hansheng.

"Then buy a new one for you. ”

Shen Youchu pointed to Chen Hansheng's mobile phone: "I use your old mobile phone, okay?"

"Hey~"

Hu Linyu shook his head, this stupid girl, if there is anything good, think about Chen Hansheng first, you think about it for yourself.

Chen Hansheng was also very moved, so he mercilessly "scolded" Shen Youchu: "It's just a broken mobile phone, you have hesitated for so long, I will lose face when it is passed out, no need to say more, I will buy you a new Nokia at noon, you have to use it, you have to use it, you have to use it!"

Seeing that Chen Hansheng was "angry", Shen Youchu didn't dare to say more, silently lowered his head, and rolled the title page of the book with his fingers.

Chen Hansheng sighed in his heart, I'm sorry Shen Hanhan, this is for your good.

"It's okay to die, but it's not okay to have a mobile phone!"

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