An original story every night to accompany you through those sleepless nights...... I'm a ghostly maniac, are you ready?

In the past, the society was dominated by men and women, and then they began to preach that men and women are equal, and women can hold up half the sky, and the result is that women in today's society have really turned over and sang serfs, but the status of male compatriots is like playing a slide, and it is not so easy to climb up!

After getting married, it may be out of love, women will control the men very strictly, do not allow them to smoke, drink and play games, strictly control their pocket money, etc., the reason is also very sufficient, do not let you smoke and drink is to let you pay attention to the body, do not let you play games is to let you spend more time with your family, do not let you bring too much money, afraid that you will learn badly, but who is not a little bad hobby!

If you have to take care of everything and can't do anything, then what's the point of living! So some male compatriots began to rebel silently, and they had their own small coffers, and they also developed a very professional secret book for hiding private money!

However, the road is one foot tall and the devil is one foot high, and in the hidden private money, he can't escape his wife's keen insight, and he will be punished if he is discovered, in addition to the traditional kneeling washboard, that is, sleeping on the sofa.

Of course, what I said above is the performance of a man with a "strict wife", they also said that they are not afraid of their other half but really love their other half, since they occupy the youth of others, they should forgive her willfulness, this is a real good man!

This is very reasonable, but Qu Youran I don't think so, a manly man can also submit to a woman? The head of the household clearly indicates that we men are the heads of the family, so why should we give the hard-earned money to a woman for distribution? Why should we listen to them, who is not the treasure of my parents, why should I get used to them!

It's because I once had such thoughts, and as a result, I was almost thirty years old, from a little brother to an uncle, but I was still alone, so I advise everyone not to learn from me!

Zhang Xiaokai is such a "loving wife" with clear thoughts, belonging to the kind of wife who is centered on everything, obeys orders and listens to commands, let him go east and never go west, let him beat dogs and never scold chickens, and let him fart and never dare to wipe his nose.

However, no matter how good a man is, he can't resist all kinds of temptations in the world, not to mention that it is his only hobby for more than 20 years, Xiao Kai was caught by his wife again for secretly smoking!

This matter is a bit unreasonable, when Xiao Kai and his wife Qiu Yuxin were in love, Yu Xin also praised Xiao Kai's smoking posture is particularly handsome!

But who knew that it was only less than a year of hard work, and it was strictly forbidden for Xiao Kai to smoke again, and he also said that there was a smell of kissing ashtray when kissing, and if he smoked secretly, he would be punished for sleeping on the sofa!

I don't know if there are any readers of the old song who have just gotten married, this kind of feeling that has gradually become accustomed to sleeping in the same bed and suddenly being isolated is definitely a torment that can make people crazy, so Xiao Kai at that time was still very obedient, and he endured his addiction to smoking, afraid that he would not be able to sleep alone!

Due to the unremitting efforts of the two, finally in the third year of Xiao Kai and Yuxin's marriage, they bought a "second-hand house" in the city, although it is only 70 square meters, it is indeed earned by their hard-working hands, and it is naturally very comfortable to live.

With a new house to live in, the cost has also increased, and Yuxin's control over Xiaokai's pocket money has become more stringent.

On this day, Yu Xin was very angry when he found that Xiao Kai was secretly smoking again, Xiao Kai explained that the cigarette was rubbed from a friend, and he didn't spend money at all, how could Yu Xin believe his words, according to the agreement, Xiao Kai was punished to sleep on the sofa once tonight.

When I went to bed at night, Xiao Kaile took the pillow to the living room, three years, together all day, the natural freshness is not as good as before, and the sofa of the new house is left by the previous landlord, it is very high-end and very soft and spacious, more comfortable than the bed, Xiao Kai is naturally very happy to sleep on the sofa.

Looking at Xiao Kaile's appearance, Yu Xin became even more angry in his heart, and said loudly: "If you dare to smoke secretly and don't quit it, you will sleep on the sofa for the rest of your life!"

"Okay!" Xiao Kai responded, listening to his somewhat indistinct voice, Yu Xin knew that he must be holding a cigarette in his mouth at the moment, and scolded angrily: "Sooner or later, you will smoke to death!" After speaking, he ignored Xiao Kai and fell asleep on the bed angrily.

Listening to the jingling sound in my bedroom, Xiao Kai snuffed out his cigarette and said to himself: "Alas~ woman!".

For a whole week, Xiao Kai has been sleeping on the sofa in the living room, and even Yuxin hinted that he had forgiven Xiao Kai, but he still refused to go back to the bedroom to sleep.

That night, Yuxin lay on the big bed in the bedroom, tossing and turning and couldn't sleep, but Xiao Kai slept on the sofa in the living room with a loud snoring sound.

Yuxin became more and more angry in her heart, so she came to the living room angrily, she saw Xiao Kai lying on the sofa on all fours at this time, with a look of enjoyment, and a disgusting sound in her mouth, Yuxin was suddenly furious, and she kicked Xiao Kai hard!

The strength of the girl's son is not very strong, not to mention that it is her husband who kicks it, Yuxin is not very hard, Xiaokai woke up from a sweet dream in pain, looked at Yuxin on the side and was stunned for a long time, and suddenly grabbed Yuxin's neck, and said viciously while pinching his mouth: "It's all such a stinky woman like you, calling you bad things for me! See if I don't strangle you!"

The voice did come from Zhang Xiaokai's mouth, but it was the voice of a strange woman, Yuxin felt that her breathing was becoming more and more difficult, and she couldn't make any sound, and she didn't have the strength to break Xiao Kai's two hands like iron tongs, just silently looking at Zhang Xiaokai in front of her with red eyes full of murderous intent!

Just when Yuxin was already desperate, the hands began to slowly part, Xiao Kai's eyes returned to normal black and white, his face was red as if he was using a lot of strength, and his mouth said with difficulty: "Don't bully my woman!"

Finally, Xiao Kai defeated the powerful force, the sofa in the living room suddenly ignited a fire, Xiao Kai hurriedly found tools to extinguish the fire, and then remembered Yu Xin, and when he turned around, he found that Yu Xin was standing behind him and looking at himself silently.

"Why did you protect me just now?"

"I'm afraid the fire will burn you~!"

Later, Xiao Kai confessed to Yu Xin that there was definitely something wrong with the burned sofa, because since he went to sleep, he would dream of a woman doing that kind of thing with himself every night, and Yu Xin was very jealous when he heard it: "You dare to do that kind of thing with other women?"

"No, because those women look like you, otherwise how could I do that with them?"

"Okay, you're right, as a reward for you, you can sleep on the couch tonight"

"Didn't our sofa burn down, where else can we sleep on the sofa?"

"Who said no, don't you think it's well placed there~!".

Xiao Kai looked in the direction of Yu Xin's finger, and sure enough, there was another sofa that was exactly the same as the one that was burned, and there was a young and beautiful girl beckoning to Xiao Kai on the sofa, and Yu Xin, who was standing behind Xiao Kai, also showed a strange smile on his face.