Chapter Ninety-One: PK Writes Poetry
Chen Feng looked at Wang Zheng with interest.
Wang Xu continued to shout proudly: "My father is a member of the Writers' Association, and the articles he writes have won awards in the province several times, you say he can't do it, can you?"
It turned out to be a small member of the writers' association.
No wonder he was so confident when he pretended to be forced just now.
Chen Feng chuckled: "I am not as good as him in terms of giving birth to a son as good as you, but he is definitely not as good as me in terms of writing." β
Wang Xu was stunned.
Why does this still sound like scolding him?
Wang Zheng snorted coldly: "Boy, you said that I am not as good as you, so the article you wrote must have won awards in the province?"
"There are no winners in the province. Chen Feng replied truthfully, "The essay written in the second grade of primary school was read out and praised by the teacher in class. β
Wang Zheng almost died of laughter, and deliberately mocked: "Then you must have published a book." β
"No, there isn't. β
Chen Feng hooked his lips: "But my fiancΓ©e writes books, and what she writes is the sales champion every year." β
Wang Zheng only thought that Chen Feng was bragging.
He swept at Chen Feng with cold eyes: "Then you have neither an article that has won an award in the province, nor a book, but you say that I am not as good as you, boy, pretending to be forced must also have a factual basis, you are like this, it will only make people laugh off their big teeth!"
Wang Xu's tears burst out of laughter.
He looked at Su Xinyao and laughed: "Su Xinyao, the people in your family are really as brainless as you!"
"You are not allowed to say that I am Brother Xiaofeng!"
Su Xinyao clenched her little fists angrily and said seriously: "Brother Xiaofeng is very powerful, he is stronger than your father, and ten thousand times stronger!"
Wang Zheng laughed heartily: "In terms of pretending, he is indeed 10,000 times stronger than me." β
Yang Min, as the head teacher and Chinese teacher, stood up and said excitedly with a lively gaze: "Wang Xu, his father, Su Xinyao, her parents, do you two want to compare?"
The last time I saw Chen Feng driving away in a luxury car, this handsome scene has always been deeply imprinted in Yang Min's heart.
After that, she went on a blind date like crazy, and all the blind dates were food delivery.
But what disappointed her was that there were a total of one hundred and eight blind dates, but none of them could afford to drive a luxury car, and even a handful of people drove a hundred thousand cars.
His appearance is not even one percent of Chen Feng's.
Sure enough, the rich and handsome boyfriends are all from someone else's!
Wang Zheng thought about it and thought it was a good idea.
He agreed: "Okay, then let's compare." β
Wang Zheng looked at Chen Feng with disdain: "It's just that you kid dare to compare with me?"
Chen Feng chuckled: "What's not to dare to do?"
Yang Min stretched his neck curiously: "Then you want to write an article on the spot?"
"It took too long to write an article, and my wife was still at home waiting for me and my son to go back to dinner. β
When Wang Zheng said this, the expression on his face was very proud: "It's like a poem, five words and seven words are fine, and the content is not limited, how about it?"
"Yes. Chen Feng nodded.
"Okay, then I'll do it first. β
Wang Zheng lowered his head and pondered for a few minutes, then walked to the blackboard, picked up the chalk, and wrote as he read:
"The mandarin ducks on the branches cry to each other,
It was love at first sight.
Drunk and lovesick,
I am willing to pay three lives for the Iraqi people. β
Smack.
A piece of chalk head was thrown on the podium table.
Wang Zheng turned his head and looked at Chen Feng: "This is a poem I wrote, specially written to my family, I gave you enough time to think, now it's your turn." β
After reading the poem, Yang Min couldn't help but exclaim enviously: "I can't see it, Wang Xu and his father, you are still such a romantic person." β
"Generally average. β
Wang Zheng patted the chalk ash on his hand, and deliberately said loudly: "The poems I wrote to my wife add up to a thick collection of poems, I only blame her for being too beautiful and virtuous, so I can't write enough!"
"Dad, you're amazing, I want to learn from you!"
Wang Xu finished patting his ass, looked at Chen Feng, and urged: "You should say your poems quickly!"
Chen Feng smiled and said:
"The water is shining and the sun is good,
The mountains are empty and rainy.
If you want to compare the West Lake to the West,
Light makeup is always suitable. β
"Hahaha!"
Wang Zheng really laughed out of tears this time.
He held on to the podium table and laughed for a while, then he controlled his emotions, wiped his tears and said: "Boy, you can't write poems and you can admit defeat, why use other people's poems to pretend?"
Wang Xu asked curiously, "Dad, who wrote this poem?"
Wang Zhengpu said: "This poem is called "Drinking the Lake After the First Sunny Rain", which was written by our new poet god in Rongcheng, and the vice chairman showed it to us last time, and it is also available on the Internet. β
He looked at Chen Feng and laughed, "Boy, you can't fool me with this trick!"
Su Xinyao defended: "This poem was originally written by my brother Xiaofeng, and he wrote this poem by the East Lake that day, and I was also present, I can prove it!"
Wang Xu snorted disdainfully: "You are a gang, do you think I will believe what you say?"
Yang Min was secretly anxious.
Originally, she asked Chen Feng and Wang Zheng to PK, wanting to give Chen Feng a chance to crush Wang Zheng.
Who knows, Chen Feng actually didn't fight and memorized a poem by others, which is equivalent to plagiarism.
"Wang Xu's father, do you know who the new god of poetry is?"
Wang Zheng was stunned: "I don't know this, I haven't seen the poet himself, but I will be able to see it soon." β
Yang Min continued tentatively: "What if, then, he is the god of poetry?"
"Impossible, absolutely not this possibility!" Wang Zheng snorted coldly, "If he is the god of poetry, then my son is not my own!"
Yang Min couldn't help but give a thumbs up in his heart.
Chen Feng glanced at Wang Xu meaningfully.
Then, he looked at Wang Zheng: "Then I'll change it." β
Chen Feng walked to the blackboard, picked up the chalk, brushed and wrote.
"A thousand hammers have been carved out of the mountains,
The fire burns as if it were idle.
I'm not afraid of broken bones,
I want to keep my innocence in the world!"
After writing, Chen Feng walked to Su Xinyao's side and helped her pick up her schoolbag: "Yaoyao, let's go, let's go home." β
"Hmm!" Su Xinyao nodded obediently and walked out of the classroom with Chen Feng.
Wang Xu looked at the crooked words on the blackboard, and sneered disdainfully: "Dad, you see what kind of bird character he wrote, he ran away after writing it, he must be afraid that you will laugh at him!"
Seeing that Wang Zheng frowned and didn't speak, Wang Xu asked curiously, "Dad, what's wrong with you?"
Wang Zheng pushed Wang Xu away, threw himself in front of the blackboard, and read the poem written by Chen Feng more than ten times.
He didn't find it enjoyable, and read it aloud several times, tears of envy and jealousy in his eyes.
"Good poetry, really good poetry!"
He took a pen and paper, copied the poem in its entirety, and then carefully folded the paper and hid it in the pocket of his jacket.