Chapter 11: It's as smooth as that
Uncle Hao told Wu Dao that everyone should eat more melon seeds and more melon seed shells at night, and see if they can make a few more cuirasses or head armors.
Wu Dao kept his promise and began to prepare the ingredients for dinner, of course, pumpkin was the main dish, and the other ingredients were either ordinary ingredients before the end of the world, or ingredients with very low evolution.
Wu Di woke up first, it was a little taller than the rice ball, the body size was bigger, the body fat was still so high, round and smooth, the hair on the head was long, along the neck to the back, thick and hard, the interesting thing is that the pig was originally a cloven-hoofed animal, but Wu Di's hooves were forked into four fingers.
Wu Dao was very happy, carried Wu Di's front hooves on his knees and observed them carefully, turned his head and asked Uncle Hao: "According to my brain hole, I feel that it is related to letting Wu Di read and write before, and this evolutionary direction makes it possible for Wu Di's forelimbs to use tools, and I will look back when the rice ball wakes up." ”
Uncle Hao leaned in front of him and nodded, "Your conjecture is possible, according to what you say, the direction of evolution can be influenced?"
Wu Dao raised his head and said: "We can consciously observe and explore in the future, many things in this world are unknown now, and there is almost nothing for us to refer to." ”
Uncle Hao thought so, hooked his back, held his right hand behind his back, hung glasses on the tip of his nose, and twisted his mouse whiskers, he didn't know that he was becoming more and more like his master.
Wu Di looked at Wu Dao on the left and Uncle Hao on the right, feeling very much like the village chief and village director he saw when he was a child.
The food was fragrant, the rice pads woke up on time, Wu Dao grabbed the front paws of the rice balls, turned over the hair and found that the fingers became longer, and the meat pads felt like rubber, more elastic and harder.
"Go wash your paws, rice balls, your claws can grasp chopsticks no matter how they evolve. ”
The rice ball looked like he hadn't woken up, Wu Dao looked at it, you are evolution, you should really sleep, dog rice ball!
After eating, Wu Dao arranged the rice ball and Wu Di tasks, knocked melon seeds, and Wu Dao took out all the pumpkin seeds when he was cooking.
Needless to say, rice balls can knock melon seeds, but its tooth structure is not suitable for swallowing melon seeds, so the efficiency is very slow, and the tip of the teeth and the head and tail of the melon seeds must be aligned, otherwise the melon seed shell will be wasted.
Wu Di was slightly stronger than Wu Dao, knocked a few, almost bleeding gums, and was eliminated, so he could only squat on the side with Wu Dao and eat melon seeds.
Uncle Hao is amazing, and the melon seeds only heard "click, click, click... Voice.
Wu Dao, who was eating a bunch of large melon seeds, felt his throat on fire, and went to the tractor to rummage for herbal tea to drink.
After rummaging for a while to find the herbal tea, Wu Dao held a cigarette in his mouth, drank the herbal tea, and walked over with a few bottles under his armpits, and saw Uncle Hao with an expressionless face and closed his eyes slightly, he had already knocked all the melon seeds, opened the herbal tea casually and handed it to the rice ball and Wu Di, let them practice holding the bottle in their front paws to drink, and then opened another bottle and handed it to Uncle Hao.
Uncle Hao waved his hand to signal that he didn't need to, but Wu Dao is a thief, Uncle Hao felt that something was wrong, staring at it, Uncle Hao finally couldn't bear it anymore and opened his mouth.
"Poof... Hmm Wu Dao covered his mouth and tried his best to endure laughter, Uncle Hao smacked melon seeds quickly and a lot, and more than half of the shiny front teeth that pierced the steel plate were ground off, and he looked more upright.
"You conscienceless bastard, you're embarrassed to laugh!" Uncle Hao flicked his tail and knocked on Wu Dao's head, Wu Dao didn't hide, just laughed there, Uncle Hao looked at the smiling face of Satsuma with his tongue drooping on the rice ball, the corners of Wu Di's honest and honest mouth turned up, and he couldn't help but laugh "squeak".
The black silhouette of the undulating mountains in the distance, the double shadow of the garbage ravine in the middle of the scene, the electric bulb that emits yellow light under the gatehouse, is shaken by the wind, and the old man whose shadow is pulled by the pile of guys is staggered from time to time with the swing of the light bulb, and even makes a strange laugh through the empty field far away, a good scene of demons and monsters, before the end of the world, someone breaks in, it is estimated that they will be scared to death.
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When Wu Dao woke up in the morning, Uncle Hao was gone, and he was busy with melon seed shells and rice balls, measuring the size of their body parts.
Onigiri and Wu Di slept enough yesterday, and they woke up early when they squinted at night, and the rice ball paws pointed to the ground and looked at Wu Dao pitifully, Wu Dao looked down and looked at it, and left his homework, writing 100 times per word.
Wu Dao gloated about the rice balls and made a cheering gesture, turned his head and changed his face to cheer Wu Di with an encouraging look, and went to eat the breakfast left by Uncle Hao.
"Drink, Drink, Drink, Drink, Drink... Wu Dao has given up counting, he is squeezing his physical strength and potential, there is a brick on the ground, every time the blade must be just on the brick without injury, the side is piled up with the crushed residue of the hit, Wu Dao feels that his body is about to be hollowed out, but he strives to ensure strength and stability every time, and after eating so much evolutionary substance, he is looking forward to magical changes.
Until Uncle Hao came back and stood next to Wu Dao and watched for a while, Wu Dao didn't feel a miracle.
Wu Dao stopped, his face was full of disappointment, Uncle Hao wanted to speak and stopped, Wu Dao lowered his head and sighed, took the knife and put it back in the sheath, and the scabbard was leaning on the stone next to him without moving.
"Squeak!" Uncle Hao shouted, and Wu Dao looked at Uncle Hao suspiciously, rushing to him and grabbing him.
"You fight with me, and I fight you now. Uncle Hao said excitedly.
Wu Dao's eyebrows raised: "What did you find?"
"Don't talk nonsense, come, I'll beat you to learn. ”
Uncle Hao retreated and pulled a Tai Chi posture, and Wu Dao hurriedly followed and learned to pull a posture.
Momentum, the left and right wild horses split their manes, the white crane flashed its wings, the left and right knees were reluctant to walk, the hand waved the pipa, and the left and right curled the humerus...
After a set, Uncle Hao couldn't help nodding, and then asked Wu Dao to take the knife and slash and return to the sheath.
Uncle Hao looked at Wu Dao and motioned for him to speak first.
Wu Dao took the knife and pondered for a while, and said: "I'm a little unsure, let me tell me, uncle, do you see what I said right?"
"I feel like I'm a genius who practices martial arts, look at this posture, I followed you and practiced it again, that's it... Well, such a standard, it's the same with a knife and chopping, I've only been practicing for a few days and I feel like I'm like a thousand enemies, and every knife is spicy and confident... Wu Dao's eyebrows flew and danced, and he gestured.
The corners of Uncle Hao's mouth twitched, the rat's whiskers trembled again and again, and he jumped up and slapped Wu Dao's head.
"Wrong, wrong, all wrong, bullshit martial arts wizard, look at your movements, few are accurate!"
"Huh?" Wu Dao touched his head and said with a confused expression: "What do you mean by your non-stop nodding uncle?"
Uncle Hao twisted the swimming ring on Wu Dao's waist, "According to the old man's observation and thinking, I think it should be a sense of fluency, you see you chopping and slashing and closing the knife and pulling the knife back to the sheath, like flowing water, it stands to reason that you have no martial arts skills, no practice, you will not have this feeling, plus when you learn Tai Chi... ”
Speaking of which, Uncle Hao increased his efforts, Wu Dao didn't care about the rough skin and thick flesh now, Uncle Hao twisted the mouse whiskers and said helplessly: "Although the action is not standard, it is very smooth, the wrong action but the action is very... How do you describe it? Well, smooth!"
Wu Daojing Uncle Hao said this, the more he thought about it, the more he felt that it seemed to be very reasonable, walked aside, lifted his pants, gave himself two beats, and actually danced street dance...
Oh oh oh, it's this sense of rhythm, Wu Dao used to envy the handsomeness and coolness of hip-hop dance, and learned a few movements, but because of the fatness, the limbs were also not exercised for a long time, and the jumping movements were not in place, and now, snorting, all in one go!
The rice ball has long stopped writing, and the excited paws on the side slapped the ground to beat Wu Dao, Wu Dao used to dance street dance on TV at home, kicking on the coffee table with clumsy movements, rolling on the ground with his feet and howling it, but he remembers it clearly.
Wu Dao's last action ended with his hands on his chest, a relatively old ending action, "It's so smooth, I don't feel like it's muddy and watery at all, it's comfortable!"
Uncle Hao was very happy: "This is a powerful ability, which allows you to have an incomparably outstanding bonus in all aspects of your hands, such as cooking?"
"Okay! Let's continue today!" Wu Dao took a sideways step and slid smoothly to the stove.
Uncle Hao saw Wu Dao's pleasing cooking skills now, and went to check the homework of the rice ball and Wu Di, but as a result, the rice ball was not completed and was dragged by Uncle Hao's tail and spanked, Wu Di completed the homework honestly, was praised, and was rewarded with a radish flower.
After dinner, Uncle Hao gave Wu Dao a "fish scale breastplate", and the shield was also reprocessed, lengthened, and turned into a device similar to an armguard. Onigiri and Wu Di each have a butt curtain to protect the softer abdomen and vital buttocks.
The guillotine of the rice ball was re-pinched by Uncle Hao, the position of the handle is more in line with the dog body engineering of the rice ball mouth, the bite is more appropriate, and the gums of the rice ball can be protected at the same time.
Wu Di's is a hammer hood made of pumpkin seed shell and steel plate.
Wu Dao put on the "fish scale cuirass", which was just the right size and very light, and asked, "Uncle, what about yours?"
Uncle Hao grinned and patted his little chest, signaling that we have it, and Wu Daocai put his heart down and said, "Then, let's go?"
Wu Dao, Uncle Hao took the trouble to instruct Rice Ball and Wu Di on the road, protect yourself first, hide when the situation is not good, and wake up, especially Rice Ball, which is stupid.
The group of Rory finally came to the cave, and the pangolin was already impatient to wait, and took the lead into the cave when he saw this.
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Before I got there, I heard the laughter of the pumpkins crying wolf in the depths, and the rice ball was startled, and the conditioned "Wangwang" screamed twice, and found that they all turned their heads to look at themselves, shut up and tilted their heads to sell cute.
Wu Dao glared at the rice ball and said, "The pumpkin has already discovered us, rush over, pangolin brother, you attract firepower in the middle, let's run to the side, kill the small one first, GOGOGO!"
After saying that, a group of people accelerated and rushed in, and the pumpkin seeds flew out head-on, and the pangolin had already rolled into a ball, rolling wildly, knocking the pumpkin seeds upward.
Uncle Hao glanced back at Wu Dao, jumped up and kicked back, Wu Dao set up with his left hand, and the counterattack spiral was launched, and Uncle Hao flew to the melon vine with a pseudo "tooth through the teeth", and a few pumpkins fell to the ground.
Wu Dao turned sideways and turned a shoulder to resist the rice ball, the moment the rice ball fell and hit the shoulder, the counterattack spiral, the rice ball was sent to the sky by his father to hang on the melon vine with his eyes closed, and subconsciously shook Bala, and a large piece of melon vine was cut off by the knife held in the mouth of the rice ball.
Wu Dao rushed forward and shouted at the same time: "Wu Di, arch the pumpkin on the ground!"
After saying that, he didn't care about the pangolin rolling in front of him, counterattacking the pumpkin seeds that flew away, sliding to Uncle Hao's landing point and then hitting it with a counterattack screw, acting as a jumping bed for Uncle Hao and Onigiri, Onigiri will also be excited, parabolic or something's favorite.
Wu Dao's smooth operation was interrupted by a huge pumpkin.
"Hehehehehe~"
Huge pumpkin eyes, nose, mouth glowing red ghost smile, Wu Dao felt an invisible big hand grabbing his head upward, feeling that his head was deformed, his consciousness could not be concentrated, he could not perceive the nose's sense of smell and breathing, Wu Dao opened his mouth in horror and breathed heavily, and then looked at it and found that the pangolin had no sense of direction at all, rolling and smashing on the cave wall and digging a hole frantically to escape.
The rice ball couldn't breathe without a knife and fell off when it opened its mouth, and the knife almost stuck into it.
Uncle Hao is worthy of being an old man in the porter, old and strong, insisting on biting off the last few pumpkins and falling to the ground.
The red light that came out of the huge pumpkin suddenly turned into yellow light, Wu Dao felt that his head was slowly squeezed on the press, and after a burst of tinnitus, there was silence, and he couldn't hear any sound.
At this moment, Wu Dao was pushed into the air by the pangolin drilled out of his feet, and the guy's loss of smell was equivalent to being wasted, and he dug a hole to escape and dug in the wrong direction.
Wu Dao's sudden reaction when he fell in mid-air was a good opportunity, stepping on the tip of the pangolin's nose and squatting slightly while launching a counterattack spiral, raising his knife with both hands and jumping high.
Uncle Hao, rice balls, Wu Di watched Wu Dao greet the moonlight sprinkled by the skylight on the top of the cave, like a flying fairy out of the sky, rushing towards the huge pumpkin without hesitation, like a hero, and couldn't help but expect a miracle.
Wu Dao rushed towards the huge pumpkin with a hideous expression, and prepared to split it with a knife, but the yellow light of the huge pumpkin flashed and turned into blue light.
In an instant, Wu Dao felt that his head was being pulled to both sides, his headache was splitting, his eyes were black, he couldn't see anything, the knife in his hand also fell, he stabbed headlong, and was bitten on the head by a huge pumpkin, and his body was hanging outside and struggling.
The few people below also lost their sense of smell, hearing, and vision, and they didn't know that Wu Dao was on the line of life and death.
At this moment of crisis, Wu Dao's counterattack spiraled out, and with a "bang", the huge pumpkin was blown up, and Wu Dao's head was covered with a transparent sphere, changing red, yellow, and blue light and exploding out.
At the same time as the huge pumpkin exploded, Uncle Hao recovered to his original state, saw Wu Dao falling, rushed forward to catch it and put it on the ground, and was just about to tear open the sphere that had flickered, the red, yellow and blue light flashed and the sphere disappeared.