Chapter 281: Don't Laugh at Me
was attacked by Tang Jin in the dark, Chen Wen used his strong willpower to persuade his beautiful sister away.
Tang Jin had a little misunderstanding about Chen Wen's purchase of the courtyard house, so he had the idea of eating Chen Wen immediately regardless of everything, although this matter was a bit absurd, but Chen Wen had deeply realized Tang Jin's love for him.
Chen Wen sighed again, he felt that he had really failed.
In his previous life, Chen Wen also saw some cross-border rebirth, the protagonist has countless harem beauties, and the relationship between them is very stable, more than a dozen or twenty beauties live under one roof, and they love each other as a family!
Chen Wen thought to himself, how did you come to me, things will be so complicated, and it will be like cheating with any woman! The key problem is that I don't dare to eat yet!
Chen Wen suddenly thought again, it seems that the feeling of cheating is also quite strong, a wife is not as good as a concubine, and it is better to steal than to steal, which is also very wonderful!
I don't know how long it took, Chen Wen gradually fell asleep.
Wednesday, May 13.
At dawn, Chen Wen had a dream that made him very embarrassed.
He dreamed that something happened to him and Tang Jin, there was no Su Qianqian or Xu Meiyun in this dream, only Chen Wen himself and Tang Jin.
From start to finish, things happened every step of the way.
In the end, Chen Wen completed the complete burning.
After a spirit, Chen Wen woke up, and he found that he had lost his dream.
Chen Wen lifted the quilt as soon as possible, but fortunately he woke up in time and did not stain the quilt and sheets of that sister's house!
Chen Wen hurriedly got out of bed, took out a pair of clean shorts from the suitcase, and changed them for himself.
With dirty shorts in hand, Chen Wen went to the shower room, rinsed the shorts under the faucet, and dried them on a rope in the yard. Hang with the clothes he washed after taking a shower last night.
It was already dark, Chen Wen returned to his room and fell asleep again.
This is the first dream since Chen Wen's rebirth.
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There was a knock on the door, Chen Wen was woken up, and tried to identify it, the knock on the door was normal, a bang-bang sound.
It's definitely not Tang Jin scratching the door.
Chen Wen shouted, put on trousers and shirts, and opened the door to see that it was the sister.
"Hurry up and wash up, I bought breakfast back. The sister said.
Chen Wen took a toothbrush, towel and soap, and came to the shower room, Tang Jin had just finished washing, walked out of it, and almost collided with Chen Wen.
The two glanced at each other, their two little hearts were pounding, and they didn't say anything, Tang Jin moved out of the way, and Chen Wen entered the door.
The sister stood at the kitchen door next to the shower, looking at the two of them obviously ambiguous and having a little ghost in her heart, shaking her head and smiling.
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The breakfast is very imperial style, big meat buns, big fritters, big bowls of millet porridge, and large plates of pickles.
Chen Wen has watched "The Voice", and he has seen the ruthlessness of the sister and the students gnawing chicken wings and chicken legs in the show, which is really heroic and heroic.
Last night's two meals, that sister ate more than Sven, today's breakfast, Chen Wen can be regarded as seeing the true face of that sister!
A big meat bun, the sister will solve it in three bites, and Tang Jin has not eaten half of it after more than a dozen bites.
In order to realize the grand plan of helping that sister go on a successful blind date in the future, Chen Wen had no choice but to hold back his badness and subtly influence that sister to develop in a sweet route.
Chen Wen reached out and touched Tang Jin's head, and said gently: "Sister Tang, I just like the way you eat, are you girls in Hangzhou so gentle?"
Tang Jin's brain power in the workplace and career is very strong, but in the eyes of bad intentions, how can there be many twists and turns of Chen Wen, and he fell into the pit all of a sudden.
Tang Jin took a small sip of millet porridge, swallowed the bun in his mouth, and said stupidly: "We girls in Hangzhou, there are a lot of jasper types in small families, my mother often says that I am too rough and can't marry in the future." ”
Chen Wen deliberately said: "A gentle girl like you, if you can't get married, I will pay for your pension, and even buy you an urn in the cemetery!"
Tang Jin grabbed a big meat bun, stuffed it into Chen Wen's mouth, and said viciously: "I told you to talk nonsense! You bought your own urn!"
Chen Wen peeked at the sister, who had already started to eat the buns!
Usually, some friends persuade that sister not to eat so fiercely, to be like a lady, and that sister usually goes back directly. That's it, mother, how do you love it!
Today, Chen Wenkua Tang Jin is gentle, and there is no mention of that sister, even if that sister wants to scare people, it is not easy to have a seizure, and the ambiguous couple is flirting, so what's the matter if you interject yourself.
Before she knew it, the sister began to eat in small gulps, and she didn't notice this change in detail herself.
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When he was almost eating, Tang Jin suddenly remembered something and asked, "Bad guy, did you get up in the morning to wash your clothes?"
Chen Wen let out a "hmm" and thought: I washed my shorts at dawn, did you see it?
Tang Jin said: "I went to the bathroom in the middle of the night and saw a pair of shorts you washed last night hanging on the rope at the door, and I got up in the morning to brush my teeth and saw your two shorts hanging on it." Why do you wake up so early to wash your shorts?"
"Poof!" The sister sprayed a mouthful of millet porridge on the table.
Chen Wen said helplessly: "Sister Tang, I have to admire your keen observation. The reason I get up before dawn to wash my shorts is because I have to wash it or it will be embarrassing. ”
Tang Jin was curious: "Why?"
Chen Wen thought to himself: If I don't hurry up to destroy the evidence, what should I do if you smell it, but you remember this smell!
Chen Wen said: "Haven't you taken a physiology and hygiene class? When a man's small flame accumulates to a certain extent, it will overflow in his sleep, which is a natural phenomenon. ”
Tang Jin was looking for memories of the middle school textbooks in his mind.
The sister was impatient and said the standard answer: "What's this, the dream is gone!"
Tang Jin immediately understood what was going on, and was so ashamed that he picked up the bowl and drank the porridge, and just wanted to drink it, he felt weird, so he put down the bowl again.
Chen Wen looked at the sister and said helplessly: "Okay, I admit that I lost my dream! Don't laugh at me!"
The sister looked at Chen Wen's embarrassment and said with a smile: "They are all adults, this little thing is not worth worrying about." Sister Tang can't drink porridge, you can drink it for her!"
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After breakfast, Tang Jin grabbed the job of washing dishes.
The sister pulled Chen Wen to sit under the ginkgo tree and asked, "How do you two arrange it today, and where are you going to play?"
Chen Wen said: "Yesterday I said three places, the Forbidden City Great Wall Summer Palace, Sister Tang said that the Great Wall will not go, we went to the Summer Palace yesterday, maybe go to the Forbidden City today." I'll ask Sister Tang for advice later. ”
The sister smiled and said: "You really listen to your sister Tang, you two are really funny! Originally, I wanted to take you to my studio to have a look, but I don't think I should disturb you two, you and your sister Tang should be free to move!"
Chen Wen and Tang Jin really don't have much time to spend alone together, in Tang Jin's words, every minute is precious.
Chen Wen said sincerely: "Thank you, sister, when did you help me find the courtyard, I will follow you around when I come to buy a house, not only your studio, Brother Huan and Sister Zhen's territory, I also want to go and worship." ”
The sister glanced at the direction of the kitchen and whispered to Chen Wen: "Sister Tang is a good girl, you have to treat her well!
Chen Wen's heart swelled with warmth, that sister is really righteous, the rumors in the rivers and lakes are indeed true, this friend is worth it.
Chen Wen said: "That sister, please rest assured, I said that I would pay for her pension in this life, and even buy her the urn of the cemetery, and I will do what I say." ”
The sister flicked Chen Wen's brainbroken child with her fingers, and scolded: "You are just hippie and smiling! There is no shape! Such a good girl, if you run away when you turn around, you will regret going!"
Chen Wen thought to himself, of course I know what a good girl Sister Tang is, but there is a girl in my family who is as good as Sister Tang, what can I do, I can't cry when I see someone!
While talking, Tang Jin finished washing the dishes, came to the two of them, and asked, "Bad guy, let's go to the Forbidden City today!"
Chen Wen hurriedly said: "Go, immediately, immediately!"
"Wait!" the sister shouted, "I'll give you the key to the house, I don't know when I'll be back, you two open the door yourself." If we can't meet today, you two can solve the meal by yourself. ”
"Goodbye, sister!" Chen Wen and Tang Jin said.
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