Chapter 9: Old Nose's Uncle

Wu Dao didn't say much, wiped his tears with the hem of his clothes, and felt each other's hearts...

It's so disgusting, it feels like we're getting closer to each other.

"Look, the lower layer is full of brown mice, like to make holes underneath, our brown rats have a particularly strong bite ability, what lead plates, aluminum plates, plastics, rubber, poor quality concrete, asphalt and other building materials are not a problem, so some cleaning, material processing will be handed over to brown rats. ”

Uncle Hao flicked his front teeth with his fingers: "It's like an old man, it's easy to bite through the steel plate." ”

Wu Dao's eyes lit up when he heard it, and before he could speak, Uncle Hao patted Wu Dao: "The old man understands that the garbage dump is a mess of things, and I will give you some materials and a weapon to chew on when I turn around." “

After speaking, he looked at the other axes and kitchen knives on Wu Dao's waist, and shook his head helplessly.

"You're really my uncle, I'm embarrassed. ”

Uncle Hao felt funny, tiptoe and poked Wu Dao's head with his fingers.

This is also learned, Wu Dao secretly complained.

"The ones that are still busy on the top are the yellow-breasted rats, which can live together with us brown mice, and generally live on the upper floors, such as the roof, the ceiling, the gaps between the rafters, and the upper end of the door frame. So the support above, the building construction is handed over to them. ”

"Because the old man is actually domestic, he has long been separated from the group, and he came here after the original evolution, but he wasted the old nose kung fu to integrate. “

"Uncle, why did you waste the old nose kung fu?"

Uncle Hao twisted his beard: "Don't look at the old man's old age, but the treasure boy is powerful, I almost beat the leader of this and the old nose!"

"Ho oh~ It turns out that this old nose kung fu is wasted, uncle, you are also so witty. ”

Wu Dao arched his hand and made a gesture of praise, and Uncle Hao flicked his sleeves and accepted it calmly.

These two are proficient in speaking, learning and singing.

"Come on, I'll take you to the old nose, you need its help to cross this mountain. ”

Wu Dao curiously followed the uncle through a small shack and came to an open space, only to see an abandoned bar, a few rotten leather sofas, and a huge mouse lying on it, covered with curtains, and a big bow on the top of his head.

Uncle Hao poked Wu with his elbow: "That's right, I tied the bandage." ”

The nose is quite big, but it is crooked, and it is estimated that he was beaten by Uncle Hao.

Uncle Hao stepped forward to talk to the old nose "squeak", Wu Dao had nothing to do, lit a cigarette and spit out the fog.

A few obviously stronger rats next to him walked over curiously and looked up at Wu Dao.

Wu Dao raised his eyebrows, interesting, not nonsense, took out a few, lit them one by one and stuffed them into the mouths of a few rats.

One person and several rats squatted there and smoked a cigarette with a tacit understanding, Wu Dao extinguished the cigarette butts with his feet one by one, one of the rats looked at the cigarette case and lighter in Wu Dao's hand, hooked the other rats with his tail, and turned around and ran away.

Wu Dao was confused, but he didn't care, holding a lighter and playing with a lighter.

After a while, Uncle Hao came over with a bottle of wine and said to Wu Dao: "Old Nose, there is still foreign wine, I brought you a bottle to drink, they don't drink this thing." ”

Wu Dao took a look at it, and the whiskey didn't know whether it was good or bad, so he gestured to the old nose to express his gratitude.

"I told the old nose that it was willing to help with this, and sent a message to his uncle tomorrow to see if he could find a way to dig a hole from the bottom of the mountain. ”

"Uncle Old Nose, is it an evolved rat with a larger size?"

Uncle Hao squinted his eyes at Wu Dao: "Who told you that the uncle with the old nose is a mouse? ”

Wu Dao was shocked: "The uncle of the brown rat is a pangolin?

Uncle Hao was speechless: "The ghost knows what to say, the old nose is indeed called the pangolin uncle, then again, the uncle with one ear is a cat and mouse, so the uncle with the old nose is a pangolin? ”

Wu Dao almost burst out laughing, Uncle Hao has watched a lot of cartoons.

As he was talking, a few big rats who had just run away ran over with a few cloth bags, and tore the cloth open and fell to the ground.

Wu Dao took a look, a bunch of cigarettes and lighters, various brands of cigarettes, lighters looked at Wu Dao's eyes, good and bad, disposable, windproof, smart, Zippo, Dupeng, willing to buy, reluctant to buy, buy, can't afford to buy.

Uncle Hao told Wu Dao with a smile: "They thank you for teaching you to smoke, give it to you, put it away, there are many things in it." ”

Wu Dao thanked him repeatedly, packed it up and tied it with a cloth and carried it diagonally, leaving half a pack of cigarettes and a disposable lighter in his hand that was almost out of gas and waved goodbye to these young smokers.

There was nothing to say all night, and the two of them went back to the porter to sleep, Uncle Hao's tail was particularly annoying, and he accidentally touched it, that feel... Huh~, Wu Dao shuddered when he thought about it.

When he got up in the morning, Wu Dao found that Uncle Hao was playing Tai Chi outside the house, breathing the air of the garbage dump in the early morning, Wu Dao was in good spirits, don't look at Uncle Hao's clothes, come to wear a karate suit, and it is the mouse teacher of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Wu Dao suddenly had an idea, waited for Uncle Hao to finish his work, communicated, and rode a three-wheeled motorcycle to the small village "suddenly". He wants to bring rice balls and Wu Di to apprentice.

Passing by the foot of the mountain, Wu Dao felt that the whole mountain was greener, and the depths of the mountain were shrouded in clouds and mist, and he couldn't see the distance clearly.

Approaching the small village, you can hear all kinds of noises from afar, and the animals are very energetic in the morning, but there is nothing missing.

Fantuan ran towards Wu Dao from afar, and after a night of not seeing it, Fantuan was very excited, and ran from afar as before to pounce.

"Don't, don't, stop, uh!"

Obviously, the rice ball forgot its body shape, and even the dog and the person overturned directly.

"Brother pig, pack up and go. Wu Dao came to Wu Di's house.

Brother Pig was a little confused: "Hmph, where are you going?"

Wu Dao patted the rice ball that would be very well-behaved if he made a mistake, and said: "I found a mouse master for the two of you, read and write, you can only say that you are wise now, but you are not wise, and you will only be clever in the future." “

Wu Di pondered for a while and asked, "Is it a provincial key teacher?"

Wu Dao and Fantuan looked at Wu Di in surprise, Wu Dao was surprised that Wu Di knew the key points of the province, and Fantuan was purely stupid and didn't understand what he meant.

"In the past, the little girl in the family studied very well and was admitted to the provincial key, and she often came to feed me at home and nagged her about her at school, and now I remember it somewhat. Wu Di looked at Wu Dao.

"Well, it's a porter... But I know a lot, and it's more than enough to teach you. Okay, stop talking nonsense, listen to my brother, pack up and leave. ”

Wu Dao changed to a tractor and filled it with food and drink supplies, and Fan Tuan and Wu Di said goodbye to the "villagers" and walked towards the landfill.

Along the way, Wu Di took the rice balls and shaved a lot of wild vegetables and fruits, which made Wu Dao, a foodie, happy, and the fat brother was a natural survival expert.

Arrived at the garbage dump, Uncle Hao was not there, the things were unloaded, Wu Dao planned to make a stove for the plate, set up the big iron pot that came along the way, the two sizes of rice balls and Wu Di, I don't know how many pots to eat.

Just do it, after a lot of work, a very ugly stove was set up, Wu Dao lit a fire, and a hodgepodge was made.

When Wu Daozheng was dividing the meal, Uncle Hao came over from a distance with his hands behind his back, smelled the fragrance and took out an aluminum lunch box from the house and filled it full, giving a thumbs up while eating.

After eating, Wu Dao asked the rice ball and Wu Di to wash the pots and dishes, and took a cigarette and squatted under the eaves with Uncle Hao to communicate hand in hand.

"Big Nose has already told his uncle about this, and we need to go to see it in the evening to discuss how to operate this matter, and the old man feels that Uncle Big Nose is willing to help with something. ”

Wu Dao took a puff of cigarette and spit it out, thoughtful: "Indeed, I didn't think much about it last night, and now you say so, and you are willing to help for no reason, well, go and see you first in the evening?"

"Xiao Wu, you need to make an idea about this matter, that pangolin I said before, the Big Mac, the size of a big truck, wants to evolve quite powerful, if it is not good for you, old man, I don't know if you have the ability to protect yourself, after all, you are a human, it is a wild animal. ”

Wu Dao is still not clear, Uncle Hao needs to touch his bottom, Wu Daozhi so far, the domestic animals and poultry he has seen are quite friendly to humans, so he does not resist Uncle Hao's euphemistic request.

"Uncle, I only have one skill, which I call the counter spiral. Wu Dao explained his ability to Uncle Hao.

After hearing this, Uncle Hao wanted to feel it, and pulled Wu Dao to stand in the open space.

"Uncle, you need to attack me. Wu Dao put his hands on defense and motioned to Uncle Hao to give him a moment.

I saw that Uncle Hao started with Tai Chi, a white crane flashed its wings, nudged Wu Dao's hand, and counterattacked the spiral, "Bang"

Uncle Hao flew 3,4 meters away with a heel head, flicked his tail in the air, and easily stood on the ground.

"Interesting, Xiao Wu, come again. Uncle Hao stepped forward excitedly and waved Wu Dao.

The cyclone floated, and an irresistible force hit Uncle Hao, Uncle Hao made a sharp turn on the spot, hooked Wu Dao directly with a flick of his tail, and stomped on the ground with his hind legs, "Bang"!

There was a pit on the ground, and Uncle Hao stood firmly in front of Wu Dao without being knocked away.

"How's it going, boy, isn't the old man handsome?"

Wu Dao was shown off by the uncle, grabbed Uncle Hao's tail and hurriedly asked, "Uncle, how did you do it?"

Uncle Hao's eyes were fixed on the tail that Wu Dao caught, Wu Dao looked down, and suddenly Uncle Hao's tail shook in waves and passed to the position that Wu Dao grabbed, pulling Wu Dao's hand away like a whip, and the tail was withdrawn.

"See, it's very simple, the transmission of force, you need to master the attack skills, otherwise the skills will be broken, you know the consequences. ”

Uncle Hao's tail was erected, and his hand was drawn to the tip of the tail, teaching Wu Dao on the spot.

"I turned to the ground and offloaded the force to counteract the knock-out effect of the counter-spiral. ”

Wu Dao thought for a while: "My eyes and brain understand, but my body says it doesn't understand." ”

Uncle Hao was happy and began to undress.

Wu Dao hurriedly stepped forward: "Don't, uncle, you can't do it." ”

Uncle Hao's tail flicked a whip in the air.

Smack, with a bang, stop Wu Dao.

Uncle Hao took a lunge and motioned for Wu Dao to take a closer look.

With a straight punch, Uncle Hao's hair is like water ripples, starting from the feet supported at the back, passing through the waist, to the shoulders, and then to the punches out, and the transmission of power demonstrates the effect significantly.

Wu Dao set up a posture and followed.

"Feel your body, mobilize it, activate it, use your spine as a whip to throw the power out. ”

Onigiri and Wu Di also came over to study together, and for a while, the dog's hair was shaking, the fat was trembling, and the scene was wonderful.

At night, Rice Ball and Wu Di lay on the ground and wrote big characters, and Wu Dao and Uncle Hao went out to meet the pangolin.

When they came to the place last night, they were already waiting for them with their big noses and curtains.

The group went straight to the foot of the mountain behind the garbage dump, half of the mountain wall was full of dense holes, from time to time there was some kind of tentacle drilled out, there were mice on the mountain wall that had already been prepared, a few bites off, fell down, Wu Dao launched his eyesight. If you look closely, it looks like some kind of vine plant?

"It's the pumpkin vine, the rat colony is controlling its growth, those vines are edible, otherwise they wouldn't be able to raise so many evolved rat colonies. Uncle Hao, who was on the side, told Wu Dao.

"Look at the cave down there. ”

Wu Dao really saw a big black hole and asked, "Could it be that the pangolin is in this hole?"

Uncle Hao nodded, motioned to follow the big nose, and entered the cave together.

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When Wu Dao entered the cave, he found that it was a stone cave, and there were huge claw marks everywhere, and the breath of the giant beast came to his face, and the smell emitted was pure to convey a shocking message.

Wu Dao had a huge black silhouette looming in his mind, standing on his hind legs, his forelimbs bent, his long tail, and his eyes glowing green, looking down at him.

Wu Dao was really shocked, "Paste it" can upload pictures? It's no longer in plain text format?

The transmission of taste pheromones has improved as it has evolved.

"Looks like we're going to be able to meet GIFs soon. Wu Dao complained.

After walking for a while, I saw a slight light in front of me, the big nose was walking upright, and suddenly attached to the lower body and landed on all fours, Uncle Hao was also in the same posture, Wu Dao looked at his hands, bent over and bent his knees and squatted on the ground, and followed quietly forward.