The washing machine rumbled to work, making a characteristic noise.

The tips of Jiang He's ears were slightly red, and he sat on the sofa and continued to watch historical science videos.

Xu Qing was petting the cat on the side, glancing at her from time to time.

Look at her feet again.

That's not right...... That day, I changed my slippers to see that her feet were in good condition.

Thinking of what happened a few days ago, Xu Qing was puzzled, and after thinking for a while, he picked up his mobile phone and typed.

"When did the footbinding appear?"

Baidu, there are a bunch of answers, some say Sui, some say Southern Tang, and more from the late Northern Song Dynasty......

"Ahem...... What, you lift your feet. ”

"Don't lift. ”

"That was the ...... just now" Xu Qing couldn't say anything anymore, Jiang He was glaring at him in shame.

Seeing her like this, something flashed in Xu Qing's mind, and he suddenly slapped his thigh, hey!

She didn't wear a bunch of small clothes of all sizes she bought that day!

Wrapped in hairy feet, that thing is simply ......

Xu Qing's eyes subconsciously swept over, and Jiang He, who was staring at him, was shocked and angry.

"Dengzi!"

"Huh?"

Bang!

The iron dart fell on the table, Xu Qing shut up, turned around with the cat in his arms, and smacked his tongue at the rumbling washing machine.

It turned out that it was not malnutrition, it was specially wrapped.

I don't know if shadow affects development......

The winter melon lay on his lap softly, irritated by the noise of the washing machine, got up and swayed twice, jumped lightly and jumped on Jiang He's lap, and lay down with his tail curled.

Xu Qing, who didn't have a cat to play, was very melancholy, sat on a chair and opened Baidu boredly, pressed the three words of Shangdeng, and searched.

"The beauty of the world...... cough, there is no beauty in the world who can compare to the Chu country, the concubine of the Chu country is the best in the hometown, and the most top-notch among the beauties in the hometown is a girl in the east neighborhood. ”

Xu Qing began to recite with emotion, Jiang He frowned and looked at him without making a sound, but his ears quietly propped up.

"This girl is of moderate stature, neither tall nor short, and her face is naturally good-looking, so she doesn't need to rub powder and rouge. Eyebrows, skin, waist, teeth, nothing is not beautiful. When she smiled slightly, the beauty was even more difficult to describe, and I don't know how many people were fascinated. ”

Sneaking a glance at Jiang He, Xu Qing's mouth did not stop, forcing him to tell the story of the disciple:

"It's different for the disciple, his daughter-in-law...... Oh, his wife's hair is messy, her ears are slanted, her lips are cracked, her teeth are missing—tsk, it's miserable.

He walked with a limp and was covered with scabies and severe hemorrhoids...... sores, but the disciple likes her very much, and has five children with her!"

"Five!" Xu Qing opened his palm and shook it twice, his tone exaggerated, "Awesome, right?"

？？？

Jiang He looked at him inexplicably.

"What is this called? This is called a peerless good man. ”

Xu Qing shook his head, "After marrying such an ugly woman, you can still love her and get along in harmony, with children and grandchildren, and a harmonious and happy family...... What a role model for my generation!"

When the words fell, he hugged his fist at Jiang He, "Xie Nuxia praises!"

“......”

“......”

Jiang He looked confused.

"Oh, by the way, are you over there...... If the Grace Father is ugly, he will say, "In the next life, he will be a cow and a horse to repay him...... What about Xu?" asked Xu Qing.

"What Xu ......" Jiang He gritted his teeth angrily, "Dengzi!"

"Thank you for the woman's compliment!"

“......”

"Hahaha, don't stare at me, just kidding. ”

Xu Qingle, it's so fun to tease the woman.

After such a hiatus, Jiang He's heart disappeared from the strange feeling that Xu Qing had just held in his hand for the underwear, rubbed the fat body of the winter melon twice, and looked at the computer again to learn history.

When the washing machine stopped, the takeaway was just delivered, two portions of yellow braised chicken rice, Jiang He put away the computer, and Xu Qing dried his clothes, wiped his hands and came over to eat.

In fact, if you don't consider the issue of identity, it's quite fun to leave a heroine here, but I don't know if she will be so fun when she learns modern life in the future.

"What's the fun you guys have over there, won't you just fight and kill every day?" asked Xu Qing as he ate.

Jiang He stopped his chopsticks and thought about it, and said, "Hunting." ”

"Really good at playing. ”

Xu Qing couldn't complain, "I'll download a few games for you to experience later." ”

Hearing him say something he didn't understand, Jiang He didn't ask, just ate silently.

If she had to ask about everything she didn't understand, she wouldn't have to do anything else that day.

......

After eating, Xu Qing fell into a state of having nothing to do - usually at this time, he either sat in front of the computer and watched movies to find materials, or studied the stock market electrocardiogram, and since Jiang He came here, his life was completely messed up.

"Let's find you a video to watch first. ”

After thinking about it, Xu Qing remembered what he was going to do before eating, went to the computer and crackled, searching for a video tutorial on wearing a bra correctly.

It's easy to find, just search for it. After clicking on the most popular one, he looked at the video time, then got up and left, leaving Jiang He to study alone in the living room.

Even though that long white cloth can be used, it is really not right to insist on that bad habit when you can enjoy the best of modern times.

What's more, clothes can't be bought for nothing...... Xu Qing has a bit of obsessive-compulsive disorder, so he has to use it when he buys it.

Well, that's it.

In just five minutes, Xu Qing came out of the bedroom with a pinch, Jiang He's face turned red, his lips moved twice, as if he wanted to say loudly that he was a disciple again, but he didn't open his mouth after all.

"It's all like that in your life here...... So...... Wandering?" she asked, after a moment's pause.

"What do you mean by debauchery?" Xu Qing was surprised, "Isn't it normal to dress yourself comfortably and enjoy life?"

"Shameless!"

"What do you mean by shame?"

"That's it...... Just ......" Jiang He couldn't speak, his little fist clenched tightly, as if he wanted to blast him.

"You call this pedantic. ”

Xu Qing looked at her and wanted to laugh out loud, it was so funny.

"Didn't you see them on the street? those women, with bare legs and bare waists...... That's all personal freedom. He stretched out his hand and gestured to his body, "Why can't a woman show a man?" That's the reason, you can't accept that you can wear long sleeves and long pants, but you can't run to people and say that they don't know shame. ”

"I can't accept it!" Jiang He said loudly.

"Okay, okay, if you don't accept it, you won't accept it, anyway, I didn't let you wear those, this one wears the inside - I shut up and don't say anything. ”

Seeing that she was getting more and more annoyed, Xu Qing wisely changed the topic and shook the mouse to find his previous game library, "The games here are super fun...... Scientific studies have shown that 90 percent of people learn to operate a computer in the first place to play games, and I'm sure you're not the remaining 10 percent. ”

Taught Jiang He to play Super Mario like a mentally handicapped child, Xu Qing also observed her, and immediately replaced her after finding that she was not interested in this game.

More than an hour later.

It turns out that Jiang He has no sense of substitution for these inexplicable games, although he got started quickly, he has always been lacking in interest, and only looked at the dress-up game on a small broken website twice.

"Hmm...... I'll teach you how to fight the landlord. ”

Xu Qing pondered for a moment and decided to give it another try.

I have to find something to do for her, otherwise I can't run out in the middle of the night every day, or think about how to practice.

Take a step back and say, in case Jiang He understands this society one day, he will leave to wander without saying hello, or go to find her Chang'an Gusu or something......

It's better to play games at home.