Chapter 203: The absurd world of Meng Chuan'er's red and white affairs
Two days later, Wu Zhakku entered the door, the prince married, the son of heaven gave marriage, and the scenery was lively throughout the capital. The city is full of lanterns, and most of the folk are dragon and lion dances.
Huang Ama didn't give me an extra mansion, in fact, when the world looked at Huang Amma, they all thought that he was cold-faced and cold-hearted, and even fell into the nickname of "cold-faced king" when he was the prince, but Huang Ama still favored a few children.
Even the third brother who was cut off from his clan and removed the jade disc was left in the palace by Huang Ama after his wedding, just for that little bit of pitiful family happiness.
Therefore, Huang Ama still kept me in the Forbidden City, but the extra grace allowed to enter the palace to congratulate the officials above the third rank in Beijing, and he was personally present and rewarded a lot of things from Xinfujin.
I told Peng Xi to let her wait for me in the house, no matter what movement outside, don't go out, Peng Xi smiled and said that I would practice Gu Wang in the room, and then cried again, I rubbed her head and didn't speak again.
The house is red one by one, red silk, red carpets, red lanterns, big red flowers, red window flowers, red candles and red drapes of dragons and phoenixes, and even the golden basin for washing your face and the scissors that plan to cut things are wrapped in red.
I was in the recent imperial court, and I was a hot upstart, a popular candidate for the prince, so I broke through the threshold of the gift money, and I asked Fu Shun'er to write down the names one by one, and everyone who gave the gift money exchanged the gift money for an invitation to a white matter.
The guests came over with a smile, and when they received the white invitation, the expression on the face that smiled instantly was so funny, the mouth was still grinning, and the eyes widened, and then they laughed or cried, and they didn't dare to ask, and they didn't dare to communicate.
I drank a lot of drunkenness, and the one who toasted me did not refuse, and I drank twice as much as I was happy. I was unconscious before evening, and Fu Shun'er went to inform Wu Zaku that I couldn't finish the night of candles in the cave room tonight, and sent me to Fu Pengxi's room.
I didn't say anything all night, and in the early hours of the morning, I felt Pengxi's little hands moving around my waist, and there was a slippery and greasy feeling of comfort, which soothed my panicked and chaotic heart that was beating wildly because of drunkenness.
I grabbed the little hands, put them on my chest, and slept peacefully.
Early the next morning, I called Fu Shun'er with great interest: "How are you ready?"
Fu Shun'er had a bitter face: "Master, so far, no adult has dared to come over." ”
I stretched: "Then go and ask for it one by one, and if you gave a gift yesterday, let them bring double it." Are all the monks and Taoists in place?"
Fu Shun'er was about to cry: "This is all here, and the blowing, playing and singing are all ready, and there are ...... And the artifacts and tributes you want, and ...... There is also a coffin of golden silk nanmu...... Father...... Ancestors...... Let's not make a fuss, shall we?"
Peng Xi played with the button on my collar and asked curiously, "Whose funeral?"
I giggled and said, "Me, if you're idle and bored, you'll go out and watch the excitement." Fu Shun'er!"
"Master...... You commanded. "The kid hung his head and looked listless.
"Replace all the red colors of yesterday with white ones!Remember, I'm talking about everything, understand!!"
"Chirp ......"
By noon, all the princes and ministers who were present yesterday, except for Huang Ama and the fourth brother, had already arrived, I didn't need to alarm Huang Amma, this kind of thing, just need to inform the fourth brother.
Absurd, unreasonable, crazy, as a prince, he can't share the worries of his father, he can't understand the suffering of the people of Limin, he is willful and messing around, he simply has no ancestral king's law, and he can't make a weapon!
You see, I have helped my wise and wise fourth brother find a good job, not to mention that in the hearts of those pedantic and outdated old officials, the monarch must be upright and majestic, and no matter how many ghost tricks he used before ascending the throne, he must smile and be thoughtful.
My actions are completely inconsistent with the image of the prince in their minds, and I am not afraid to make things worse.
I sat swaggering on the offering table, the house had turned white, and the princes and ministers were all given white hairbands and white flowers by Fu Shun'er, kneeling there with their faces looking at each other, seeing that they were all people who shouted at each other on weekdays, and had never encountered this kind of situation, it is not too much to describe it as helpless.
I took a big elbow on the table, and tore off a large piece with my mouth, I have never eaten so refreshingly in my life, I always can't eat when I was a child, and when I grow up, I can eat enough but I can't let go of eating, and there are strict standards and norms from sitting to opening my mouth.
While eating, I yelled at the below: "Cry for the master! The master said that he will be punished if he cries without mourning! Heavy punishment! Triple the gift money, hey, hey, what's the matter with you? The master is dead, you don't hurry up, all the fuck wait for the master to turn into a ghost and come to the door to take you away?"
Huang Ama's courtiers had sad faces, their brows could be wrung out of water, they looked up at me, and then at Fu Shun'er, who stretched out his hand and gestured with his teeth and claws, grinning and making a crying gesture.
Finally, an interesting person began to let go: "Fifth master, you ...... Why did you leave so early, you just sealed and Baylor, my ...... Fifth Master...... Ho ho ho ...... Woowoo woo ......"
I held an elbow in one hand, an apple in the other, took a bite of the elbow, took a bite of the apple, and ate it with great pleasure, and when I heard someone crying, I quickly put down the elbow, pointed to the crying and laughed and shouted: "Fu Shun'er, reward the master!
The people around me began to cry loudly, crying all over the place, not with the same thing, and there were also those who cried and scolded, anyway, I don't care.
"Fifth master, you left early, and you left ridiculously...... You don't have the face to look at the rest of the Qing Dynasty...... It's so painful......."
"And Baelor, and Baelor...... The minion dreamed of you last night, and dreamed that you were sitting at the offering table and munching on it...... It's a pity it's a dream...... The minion kowtows to you...... You're walking on the Huangquan Road......"
"Woo woo, fifth master, they all said that you collected money for the funeral...... Not only does it collect money, but it also extorts money, and the slaves don't believe it...... Woo woo, you're all in the ground, what's the use of asking for so much money...... It's all despicable and shameless people who can be so ill-intentioned, woo woo woo ......"
"Gorha, why don't you cry!" I knocked over a plate of fruit, and Gorha twisted his neck silently.
"Fu Shun'er! fine him one hundred taels, escort him to the master, come back tomorrow to cry for the master, if you don't cry well, you can cry once a day. ”
"Tsk. ”
Wu Xing stood timidly at the corner gate, looking at me with blank eyes.
I beckoned her over and whispered, "Baby, I've got it?"
Wu Xingfu replied: "Bao Le is playing in the Heart Cultivation Palace, the slave and maid saw his close guard Tukatu, he was catching centipedes in the imperial garden, saying that he wanted to catch ninety-nine centipedes, Bao Le wanted centipedes*** The maid listened to the strange infiltration people, so he relayed everything you ordered." He was so scared that he didn't catch the centipede, so he went to the Heart Cultivation Hall to invite someone. ”
I frowned, ninety-nine centipede feet? I think I've heard of it somewhere......
"The emperor is here!