Chapter 13: Meet the Humans
Wu Dao slowed down and drove into the toll channel, stepped on the brakes and stopped and was about to pull the handbrake to move the railing, the toll booth glass next to him sounded "Bangbang" twice, Wu Dao turned his head and saw that a wooden stake was pestled in the toll hall.
Strangely, the pattern of the wooden stake is very regular and symmetrical, and two slender wooden sticks are growing on top of it.
Wu Dao took a closer look, "Damn!" There were compound eyes on both sides of the wooden stake, reflecting the light, staring at him faintly.
"Is this thing? Is this a stick bug?"
Wu Dao said in surprise, and Uncle Hao turned to look sideways when he heard it: "I heard that we rodents also love to eat stick insects, and they are their natural enemies, although I haven't eaten them." ”
The stick insect in the toll booth stretched out a leg knot slowly, Wu Dao looked at rummaging in the car, looking for a few dollars, and gave it a race.
The stick insect retracted its leg and looked at it and threw it away, and continued to stretch out its leg joint, Wu Dao frowned: "What is the charging standard, what does it want?"
Uncle Hao touched Wu Dao: "You still need to think about it, evolutionary matter." ”
Wu Dao was puzzled: "Is it to evolve matter?"
Uncle Hao pointed to his head: "Evolutionary matter is useful to all living beings, and it naturally has the value of trading. Just think about it a little and you'll understand. ”
Wu Zhi secretly scolded himself for being stupid, took out a zombie evolution material and handed it to the stick insect, and when the railing in front of him was automatically raised, Wu Dao found out, what kind of railing, it's still a stick insect!
It's really natural, literally.
The group passed smoothly and drove away, Wu Dao turned his head to look around, only to find that there was a rustling sound in the woods, and many stick insects were hiding in them, eating plant branches and leaves, no wonder all the way, the highway was not covered by plants, and it turned out that there were these plant killers to maintain the natural balance.
Wu Dao sighed at the miracle of the natural world after the end of the world, and at the same time admired his big heart, and now he really didn't panic when he saw anything.
Changing cars with Uncle Hao, stop-and-go, clearing roadblocks and zombies, the sky was already dark, the rice balls were shouting for breakfast, and Wu Di hummed in agreement.
"Uncle, this food and seasoning is almost gone, why don't you find a nearby town to collect?"
"Daddy, eat meat and eat meat!"
"Hmph, I haven't eaten enough in the past few days. “
Wu Dao thought about it, he had never eaten braised pork since he met Wu Di, and he had returned to the pot meat, so he must eat it secretly this time.
Uncle Hao pulled the rat's whiskers: "Seasonings, oil, rice and noodles are must-haves, and other meat and vegetables can be collected along the way." ”
Wu Dao nodded, "Yes, as far as vegetables are concerned, the vegetables in the fields along the way are flooded, and the evolution taste is better." As for meat, it can be hunted. ”
Wu Dao said and glanced at his dog son, what are you doing, the rabbit can't be caught, the little hairy boy who grew up in the city!
There was a road sign in Huai'an Town in front of him, and the steering wheel of Wu Road hit the high speed, entered the national highway, and gradually saw houses, abandoned vehicles, bones scattered on the ground, and silver traces along the road.
Wu Dao sat up straight all of a sudden, stopped to check, and found that there were traces on several skeletons around him, as if they had been rubbed by a silk wipe.
"These are supposed to be the bones of a living man. ”
Wu Dao pointed to a skeleton that could see his face and said to Uncle Hao, who was following.
"Look at the expression, if it is a zombie, it will not have such a painful expression, only the living will be distorted if the pain is distorted if it is greatly tortured before death. ”
Uncle Hao looked at it and nodded, indeed, until now, the faces of the zombies he saw were terrifying and vicious, but he didn't see the pain.
"But what caused this scar?" Uncle Hao tugged at the rat's whiskers, puzzled.
"Wang. The rice ball screamed twice, raised his paw and pointed in one direction, Wu Di sniffed the ground, and also hummed to indicate that there was a situation.
These people have a good sense of smell, especially Wu Di, Wu Dao quickly jumped on the roof of the car to look around, saw a few people besieging something in the distance, heard the sound of rice balls, and looked in the direction of Wu Dao.
One of them waved his hand at Wu Dao, and when he suddenly saw the giant rice ball and Wu Di, a group of people quickly bent down and picked up something and turned around and ran.
Wu Dao put down his hand, jumped into the car, and said to Uncle Hao: "When we find a human being, we will slowly chase after it." ”
He said to Wu Di again: "Brother pig, track them." ”
Wu nodded, his big ears flickered, the corners of Wu Dao's mouth hooked, and he finally touched a human being.
When they went to the place where the group was staying just now, they found a corpse lying on the ground, with many strip-shaped scars on it, and it had just died.
Uncle Hao's eyes lit up, he jumped over, hooked out a few pieces, Wu Dao took a closer look, looked at this Uncle Hao and asked, "This seems to be... ?“
Uncle Hao nodded, the tip of his nose twitched, and put his hand on Wu Dao's hand: "That's right, this shell fragment, I smell the smell of snails." ”
Uncle Hao closed his eyes slightly and recalled: "In the past, the owner would pick up snails for me to eat, which were delicious and juicy. ”
"However, judging from this shell, this snail is at least the size of a football. Wu Dao's eyes were a little terrifying.
"I remember that snails were the animals with the most teeth, and they ate by scraping, and this wound... ”
"Well, the snail that the gang picked up just now is probably the snail that was killed. “
After checking, Wu Di's nose was close to the ground, and as he breathed, dust swept up on both sides like a sweeper, tracking all the way to the front of a shopping mall.
Barbed wire, construction waste, and debris were scattered and piled up into the fence, and these formed voids in the fence with a large number of snail shells scattered in the walls.
When Wu Dao and his entourage appeared in front of the mall, the figures in the obstacle flashed, and several people appeared in the passage, led by a police pistol in his right hand and aimed at Wu Di in front of him, shouting: "Don't come here, this brother in the back looks at these Bajie!"
At the same time, Wu Dao dodged in front of Wu Di, shielded in front of him, raised his right hand and said without a weapon: "Don't get excited, Brother Monkey is here." ”
As soon as the leader on the other side heard this, he immediately became even more nervous with his guns in his hands, and several people around him raised their guns in the direction of Wu Dao.
Wu Dao was stunned for a moment, thinking to himself that this big brother is neurotic, you said Bajie, I said Brother Monkey, there is nothing wrong, is your reaction fishing?
"My surname is Hou, my name is Serei, and my acquaintances call me Brother Monkey. Wu Dao nonsense explained that he was not surnamed Sun.
I didn't expect this cold joke to K the laughter of a guy opposite, shook his laughter, pulled the trigger, and with a "snap", he actually hit the rice ball with a shot.
Both sides were stunned, and the people who ate melons knelt there with a "whoop", Wu Dao turned around and saw Uncle Hao rushing to the side of the rice balls, kicking his feet on the ground, and rushing over, and the other side also reacted, seeing Wu Dao's hideous expression, he hurriedly shot.
Wu Dao turned on the counterattack spiral with all his might, and the bullet was knocked away by a cyclone that appeared out of thin air before it hit his body, and in an instant Wu Dao was already in front of the other party, Wu Dao did not do an attack action, only took off his body and hit it horizontally, imitating WWE's upper rope flying, and the largest area hit a group of people on the opposite side, when it hit, several people on the opposite side subconsciously blocked or pushed, "Bang Bang Bang" A series of sounds, the counterattack spiral directly knocked them to the ground, vomiting blood, rolling their eyes.
And Wu Dao flicked lightly in the air, as if hanging Weiya, "click", lightly fell to the ground, took out the knife, pulled the gun away at close range, and pointed at a few people on the ground.
Wu Dao felt that he was very handsome at this time, and he was not going to look back at the rice ball, because although the rice ball was shot, the "whoop" could be heard, and the injury was not big, and the sound was not terrible when Wu Dao beat the rice ball.
Wu Dao has his own little Jiujiu, when he first arrived in a strange place, he took a few non-human beings, and wanted to have a good time, this is not a chance.
"Uh-huh!"
Wu Dao was thinking about how to pretend to force the other party next, when he heard the sound of Wu Di humming behind him and the sound of hitting the ground while running.
After these dizzy people lying on the ground were fortunate enough to see the effect of Wu Dao's hair "poof" standing up, they were shoveled by Wu Dao and shoveled several people to the side, and Wu Dao also rolled out.
Wu Di's trembling fat rubbed the buttocks flap that had just been pouted when Wu Dao rolled, and he couldn't stop it at all for a while, and the debris in front of him was squeezed away, and after arching over and plowing out a straight aisle, it rolled over on its side.
Wu Dao just rolled into the middle of this group of people with a disgraced face, and everyone looked at each other, the kind of turtle grandson who was beaten by his parents when he was a child in an Internet café, and grew up to be a prostitute and was caught holding his head and squatting together to say hello, embarrassed and polite, and wanted to tell the other party not to tell others but tacitly did not know the turtle grandson.
There was embarrassment, but the friendship did not deepen, but Wu Dao suffered an overreaction to the shooting just now, but he did not kill the killer and saved the other party.
These people are not ignorant, and they said in a loud voice: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding." ”
Wu Dao stood up and patted the ashes on his body, and saw Uncle Hao holding the paws of the rice balls and watching, there was no blood, and the wrists of the claws were covered with wristguards made of pumpkin seed husks, which seemed to be only painful.
Wu Di rolled over on his side and didn't turn over, but more than a dozen people surrounded him, holding spears, machetes and other weapons in their hands, staring at Wu Di with their eyes, looking like they had seen the whole pig feast.
The knife in Wu Dao's hand rested on the shoulder of the leader lying on the ground, and he pressed it gently, and the other party's smiling face stiffened.
"Let the people behind you stay away from my pig brother, don't think crookedly, or I'll cut you down!"
Wu Dao made a careful gesture behind his left hand to Uncle Hao and the rice balls.
After speaking, Wu Dao used the knife face to turn the face of the leader behind him.
The leader almost turned around and his face was crooked, didn't you see the wave of operations just now? In the face of several pistols that were unscathed, that Bajie was like a bulldozer, was this gang caught in the heart of braised pork?
Hurriedly yelled: "You guys TM get away, do you want to die?"
The few people lying next to him also hurriedly helped, Mandarin was no longer enough to express their anger, and they scolded and scolded in the local dialect, strongly spraying those people's ignorance, and put themselves under the threat of death.
The group of people who surrounded Wu Di relied on the crowd and did not kneel on the ground at all, scolded each other without saying anything, shouting for slaughtering fat pigs and eating meat, and the footsteps did not stop, getting closer and closer to Wu Di, waving weapons in their hands, laughing and laughing at each other about what to eat, and tentatively to greet Wu Di.
Wu Dao's forehead was bruised, he had never seen a human being after the end of the world, his heart was empty, he looked forward to meeting the same kind day and night, but he didn't expect to be so faceless as soon as he met, in front of him, did he want to take the pig brother to kill the pig and the whole village to open a banquet?
"Uncle Hao, rice balls, them, kill!" Wu Dao no longer endured, stomped on the soles of his feet, the counterattack spiral opened, and the counterattack sprinted rapidly, and after the long knife slashed through the hands of the minions who held the spear the most, he stood sideways with both feet and stepped away, and slashed down with a knife, and the two people who were standing behind Wu Di and were about to stab with weapons were split in half, and blood rushed to the sky.
The rice ball followed closely, and in a few steps it jumped to the other side, biting one person and throwing it upward, grabbing the other person with his front paws and slapping it on the ground, one person went up to the sky and one person went to the ground, clean and neat.
Uncle Hao was thoughtful, deliberately stayed behind, put away the guns on the ground as soon as possible, grabbed a few people who were about to get up and mended the knives on the ground, so that they were temporarily incapacitated, and searched his body and took out scattered weapons and ammunition.
Wu Di also turned up, his eyes were red and obviously irritated, he was really loved by Wu Dao as a younger brother for more than a month, and the kind of domestic animal memory before Kaizhi had almost been reversed and forgotten, and now he was stimulated: "Big brother is such a powerful person who treats me as a treasure, and you group of spicy chickens actually treat me as a poon choi!?
"Boom!" Wu Di buried his head in a circle and crashed all the way over, and the people next to him were either dead or injured.
Wu Dao withdrew his hand and stood aside to watch Wu Di vent, and the rice balls were also obediently gathered around at this time, intercepting the people who wanted to escape.
Wu Dao saw that Wu Di was crazy, turned around and ploughed the ground, stepped out of a piece of red and black mud, rushed to the front few feet and kicked the undead out of the field, ran a few steps to catch up with Wu Di, grabbed the mane on his back, hung it next to Wu Di's head, grabbed his big ears and shouted: "Brother pig! Wu Di! Rest, it's over!"
Wu Di shook his head vigorously, trying to shake Wu Dao down.
Wu Dao whispered to Wu Di's ear: "It's okay, calm down, I'll make you something to eat at night." ”
The rice ball also jumped in front of Wu Di and yelled at Wang, seeing that he was about to collide, the dog rice ball jumped on the side, twisted his butt and pumped his tail on Wu Di's face.
Wu Di's eyes were struck by hair, and he was affected, so he stopped and stood there, closed his eyes tightly, and tears flowed down in an instant.
Wu Dao let go and stood on the ground, looked at the rice ball, and then looked at Wu Di's body, and couldn't help but sigh, that red and black mud, where will Lao Tzu wash you? Especially the dog rice ball!
The guy lying on the ground stared blankly at the annihilation of the army in front of him, and muttered: "It's over, Fang Tuzi has died so many of his subordinates, and the boss can't protect us." ”
Uncle Hao frowned when he heard this, stepped forward, and beckoned Wu Dao to come over.
Wu Dao learned that the name of Jue's Guangfang Tuzi felt that it was not a good stubble, and it seemed that he would have to do another wave.
Wu Dao mentioned this unlucky buddy and asked, "Tell me what's going on with this Fang Tuzi?"
The unlucky buddy came back to his senses, bounced his legs and begged for mercy: "Brother, big brother, don't kill me, don't force a confession, I'll say it all." ”