Chapter 173: Sand Sculpture Article (4k)
Chapter 173 Sand Sculpture Article
After Sunny returned to Korea, he began to live a life that was no different from before.
Work, play games, sleep, ......
Yes.
Sunny has always heard that China's online literature is very good, and under the influence of Lin Cang's ears, he also started his own online reading.
As early as not long after he met Lin Cang, Sunny expressed that he wanted to learn Chinese, and Lin Cang introduced online literature to Sunny.
However, at the beginning, this guy recommended a book by a red-haired, unknown author in his later years, which shattered the universe at every turn, and Sunny was stunned when he read it.
The most awesome thing she has ever seen is Harry Potter, in which the Dark Lord destroys the world, she thinks it is terrifying, but compared to the characters in this big guy's pen, the Dark Lord or something...... Weak explosion, okay?
Not to mention the Emperor of the Desolate Heaven, even those great sages who have never preached the Tao can shatter the planet at every turn, which is outrageous......
God knows how Sunny finished watching these two.
Don't dare to look at this kind of thing anymore, Sunny can only watch something that can't be scary.
At this glance, I can't extricate myself.
It's just that Sunny found out about something.
There are some online articles that you can't read with your brain, because if you think about it carefully, it's nonsense.
Not long after returning to Seoul, Sunny was watching the Internet with his mobile phone after work, just looking at it, Sunny was a little helpless.
Compared with the fantasy texts that destroy the world and destroy the heavens and the earth, and the war of the sky and the air, this kind of ancient and urban articles are uneven.
Good articles can't be stopped, and bad articles are outrageous.
Sunny: No.
Lin Cang: What are you doing?
At this time, Lin Cang, who was looking through the file at Canghua Law Firm, replied to Sunny, put down the phone, and continued to read the file.
Sunny: I've put together some snippets from the web, do you want to check them out?
Lin Cang: You watch the domineering president fall in love with me every day, and you want to sort out the online articles?
It's not that Lin Cang doesn't look down on Sunny, it's mainly that this guy has only been in contact with online literature for a long time, and he can't compare with Lin Cang, who has read countless papers.
This kind of online article is hierarchical, you let people who have read online articles for several years go to see what domineering president falls in love with me, what god of war daughter lives in kennel, what god of war returns in anger what article to try?
If you dare to introduce such an article to Lin Cang, you are guaranteed to blow up your hair.
Sunny: You're talking a lot of nonsense, I'll sort out the pictures, I'm stupid.
Lin Cang: You get it.
Lin Cang was also a little curious at this time, what kind of realm could Sunny, a rookie bookworm, be speechless like this?
Lin Cang is still very curious, he himself has recently seen the most sand sculpture called "I am really a lawyer", written by a sand sculpture author, and I don't know if the article compiled by Sunny has a book sand sculpture written by this sand sculpture author.
Lin Cang is actually quite looking forward to it.
Lin Cang didn't have to wait long, and Sunny quickly sent a picture.
Lin Cang put down the file in his hand and clicked on the picture to see the content of the screenshot.
Silent Abyss was immersed in an indescribably strange state, his eyes were gentle and indifferent. His thin lips were half joyful, the other half distorted with jealousy.
Lin Cang just finished reading it, and before he could taste it, Sunny's voice came over.
"In this paragraph, I would like to ask the author, in addition to the crooked mouth and slanted eyes, if he has any other conditions recently, such as increased blood pressure, numbness of limbs, slurred speech, etc., I suggest that he go to the hospital for a detailed examination, because it really looks like a stroke!"
Lin Cang listened to Sunny's voice with a smile and looked at the second picture that was sent.
She caressed his face tenderly with her palm-sized hand.
Click on the voice that comes after.
"There are several question marks on my face-sized face!"
"Poof. Lin Cang smiled and clicked on the next picture.
After looking forward to the birth of the daughter of the Prime Minister for thousands of years, 8,000 guards surrounded the delivery room, for fear that the emperor would come and steal the baby.
Eight thousand guards said that they would be surrounded, and before the baby was born, I was afraid that the emperor would have to be arrested for treason. ”
With Sunny's constant voices, Lin Cang continued to look down.
"Madam, you are awake, the young master said, please go directly to the restaurant to eat. The maid bowed respectfully 180 degrees.
Before Sunny's voice could be clicked, Lin Cang was already speechless.
One hundred and eighty degrees...... This waist is comparable to Song Qian.
Click on the voice, and Sunny's complaint followed.
"It's only a 180-degree bow? This maid is really, why is she so rude? Didn't the housekeeper teach you to bow 360 degrees when you work in our wealthy family?"
Lin Cang imagined three hundred and sixty degrees......
Hey, next, next.
His two sword eyebrows were straight into his sideburns.
Lin Cang raised his eyebrows, is there anything wrong with this?
Tap Voice.
"That's a long way out, can you comb it up with your hair and tie it in a ponytail?"
After listening to Sunny's voice, Lin Cang reacted, sideburns and eyebrows ......
"Poofhahahaha!" Imagining that scene, Lin Cang couldn't help laughing, startling Chen Xi, who was working.
glanced at Lin Cang speechlessly, lowered his head and continued to work.
He's the boss and can't afford to mess with him.
Lin Cang slowed down for a moment and continued to read.
He had a suitcase in one hand, and there were 100 million cash in it.
As a qualified reader, with a rigorous, scientific and down-to-earth attitude, I will explore the possibility of 100 million cash in one hand. ”
"The heavier a new version of RMB is 1.15 grams, the more 100 million words are 1 million, that is, 1,150 kilograms, which is equivalent to 191 bricks, which is more than a ton. ”
"Looking at the height again, 10,000 yuan is about one centimeter when stacked together, and 100 million yuan is 100 meters, which is the height of more than 30 floors. ”
"Of course, if it's the Stygian coin, when I didn't say anything. ”
Lin Cang: "......"
"Online Writer" Sunny continues.
Read on.
"Not bad, yes, the top student in the college entrance examination. The university received a four-year full scholarship and 38 SCI papers. Double degree master's degree, hard work, and well-behaved. I am relieved that such a person will be a daughter-in-law. ”
Tap on Sunny's voice.
"Why do people like your grandson when they are so good? And those 38 sci, which professor from a famous school went to be the heroine part-time?"
Lin Cang pursed his lips and continued to read.
Because from the beginning, Wang Ling noticed that a certain fat man had been pulling his small hair, making dandruff all over the table. However, these dandruffs are not snow-white, but black. Because Guo Erdan actually hit the cheat sheet on the dandruff.
"No, dandruff cheat sheet, don't say how to type, when you spell it out, the exam is over, okay? ”
The heroine runs with the ball, and gives birth to a son who is a genius, and can break into his father's company at the age of three, and can drive a cannon to save his mother at the age of four.
"You gave birth to a Li Yunlong, right?"
The corners of Lin Cang's mouth twitched, Sunny actually knew about Li Yunlong......
"Although he committed suicide, but his face is ashamed, this is a deeply buried subtle expression, if Prince De does not believe it, you can open his eyelids and look at his eyes, the depths of his eyes are ashamed at this time, a person's eyes are the most deceiving. ”
"No...... Sunny was silent for a while, "I've found out that a forensic doctor who can't tell from his eyes is not a good heroine." ”
"Is this the legendary female Pinwen? I really love it. ”
I came to the Tang Dynasty, and the people there looked at me with squinting eyes. Then I fainted, and a pair of hands caught me, which was the current saint - Yongzheng.
"Please be sure to tell me the nationality of this author! I really admire the five-body casting, and I really want to visit this author's talent!"
"I thought about the rest of the articles for her, and then you had a lingering love story, you gave birth to a princess for him, and the mother and son were safe! That is the later emperor - Li Shimin?"
Lin Cang lay on the table and forced a smile.
This author is really talented, the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, Yongzheng...... So Niu Hulu and Zhen Huan are Li Er's mother?
So here's the problem, Yongzheng turned out to be the founding emperor!
The depth of this author's history is breathtaking.
Continuing on, Lin Cang was full of interest.
Xiao Nianqi and Gao Qiyue's DNA similarity is as high as 50%, and it is judged that they are biological father and son.
"emmmm......" Looking at this outrageous number, the people of Lin Cang were stupid.
Tap on Sunny's voice.
"Humans and pigs have 90% DNA similarity, and you have a banana in your house?"
Well, Sunny the Poison Tongue, it's a bit of a thing.
"Horse, the princess's heart is ready. Your favorite concubine is pretending to be sick, and the princess has no power to return to heaven. ”
"I'm really ......," Sunny's tone was quite frenzied, "they really want to write how they want, he doesn't dare to do it if you borrow a few dares, what is the identity of the princess? That's the emperor's daughter, you have to obediently greet her every day, how can you be so bad, besides, you live in the princess's mansion, big brother! You don't look at whose name is written on the real estate certificate." ”
"Mr. Lu, I won't let you take her, no one can!" stretched out his arms and hugged his slightly shrunken body behind him, Gu Ye's white eyes were sharp like electricity, and he paused word by word.
"Are you a Transformer? Still hugging back to back?"
The price of that suit is enough to buy a house of more than 200 square meters in the first ring of the domestic capital ten years later, and his current coat can only be said to be more than enough.
After reading it, Lin Cang was stunned for a moment, and the capital ...... Beijing, the first ring is......?!!
"Beijing, the capital, is more than 200 square meters, you are very arrogant! Why? Ten years later, the Forbidden City will have to build you a house of more than 200 square meters? Are you going to ascend the throne or go to the draft?"
", hahahaha......" After listening to Sunny's complaints, Lin Cang laughed, this poisonous guy spit out grooves is really awesome.
Crack someone up......
Keep going.
He said in fluent English: OK.
Lin Cang: "???"
"Then it seems that you are also fluent in spoken artillery, but how can you speak OK if you are not fluent?"
“oooooooook?”
The mother-in-law thought that her daughter-in-law had died in a car accident. If you have to bury her body on the provincial road where the accident occurred, you have to make the relevant person in charge kneel on the road for three or five months.
"May I ask which powerful reincarnation of this mother-in-law is? It is terrifying! Or is this mother-in-law the mother of Long Aotian?"
Lin Cang: "......"
It's really nonsense, the relevant person in charge has been kneeling on the provincial road for three or five months...... Were you the emperor of the feudal period at that time, you hung like this, did your son Chen Beixuan know?
She was stunned when she heard this. A small heart-shaped face lifted from his arms and stared at him with wide eyes.
"Heart-shaped...... Goblin, is that you? You're going to pay back my grandfather!"
641 kilograms, which is 1282 kilograms when converted into catties. With such a weight, she has to be 1.8 meters tall in her circle to barely say that she is not fat.
"It's good, I'll go back and tell Taigu, we're not fat, we're very thin, and we don't have to think about losing weight all the time in the future. ”
The reason why she lost her breath was because the baby's little hand in her belly grabbed the mother's heart, hindering the normal beating of the heart, I am also betting, after the fetus let go, can the mother's heart resume beating, if not, then can only be saved by caesarean section, it seems that today's luck is good, one big and one small are saved.
"You say that you are such a big baby, and your mother's womb is not enough to stay? Where are you going to swim? Are you still ready to choke the heart of fate?"
When she looked up at her chest-chested master, she saw that the man's face was brimmed with gold and glowed.
“...... This one...... I flipped through all the memories in my brain, and I thought it was gold shining with holy light, but I saw that my face was still gilded with gold......"
"Dare to ask Your Excellency, but the one who suppressed a monkey five hundred years ago?"
After reading this last picture and listening to this last voice, Lin Cang rubbed his face that was a little twitching with a smile.
This Sunny complains that she is really strong, you say she is a bar spirit, but these examples she gives are all very strange mistakes.
For example, the most hanging suit tops the Forbidden City, the emperor Yongzheng of the Tang Dynasty.
Such a plot has no brains, even if you don't watch it with your brain, you can't ignore such an awesome logical factual error.
But you say she's right, but it always feels weird. There was always a feeling of being careful, and it always felt like Sunny was reading these articles with his brain, and it was really difficult.
However, after reading and listening to these pictures and voices posted by Sunny, Lin Cang found out, and before he knew it, Sunny already had such a deep understanding of Chinese culture.
Li Yunlong, Huluwa, and even Zhen Huan have seen it. Although it is common sense that the Tang Dynasty did not have the emperor Yongzheng, it is not common sense for foreigners, and only those who have studied Chinese history can find out that this is wrong.
It seems that this woman really likes China.
That saying is true, sometimes you will fall in love with a city or a country because of a person.
Sunny obviously fell in love with this ancient civilization that has been inherited for more than 5,000 years because of Lin Cang.
It's just that......
Because Mao Lincang still doesn't like the universe next door very much.
Could it be that you don't love Sunny?
Hey, it's impossible, it's impossible.
Shaking his head, he was about to reply to Sunny's message when Lin Cang suddenly remembered something.
Sunny seems to be talking all the way......
Chinese?!!!