I thought that when a moth fights a fire, it must be very happy.

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The furniture of Lao Zheng's house ushered in a new round of replacement, and the small bed that had accompanied Jessica for more than ten years was shaken alive by Cui Wen, and in order to prevent this kind of problem from happening again, the crystal bed was also replaced.

My father-in-law slept well last night, and the amount of alcohol was generally not the main reason, the key was that he was in a good mood and beat the Olympic champion himself. Early in the morning, wearing pajamas, he was enthusiastic to analyze the situation of HG to Cui Wen.

The mother-in-law saw that Weng and her son-in-law had begun to talk about the mountain, so she hurriedly ran to the second floor in distress to see how the eldest daughter was doing.

Opening the door, Jessica slept soundly with her head sideways, not only did she not have a painful expression, but her face was still shining, her cheeks were rosy, and she breathed evenly, as if every time she breathed, she would become more beautiful.

Crystal also ran over when she heard the voice, looked at her worried mother, and couldn't help but comfort,

"Doll, don't worry, OPPA cherishes Da Mao very much!"

Mother Zheng couldn't help but say,

"What do you know? Don't talk nonsense. Distressed? Distressed and tossed for so long. ”

"What nonsense, I'm telling the truth, OPPA has been around for a short time yesterday. It used to be at least two Ernies. ”

Mother Zheng looked at Crystal's serious expression, pinched Crystal's face, and the crystal face changed shape.

"Stinky girl, do you know what you're talking about? ”

"Mom, how old I am, and I already knew it when I lived at Oppa's house!"

"Really, Xiaowen, this kid, don't you know what to pay attention to?"

"Mother, it's Ernie who is shouting too loudly. If OPPA hadn't bought all three floors below, there would have been protests from neighbors. ”

I can't talk about this topic anymore, Mother Zheng still has a lot of questions, but it doesn't belong to last night's category, it's more about Cui Wen's physical aspect, I thought about it,

"Crystal, in the future, you must know how to persuade Xiaowen, and you can't overdo it. ”

"Ernies have tried, checked their bodies several times, and oppa is the best. OPPA also said that yin and yang are harmonized, water and fire are combined, and life is long. Mom, didn't you sleep well last night?"

Mother Zheng sighed,

"yes, you two are too much of a nuisance. I don't know if it's good or bad in the future. ”

"Mom, it's better than worrying twice, this time you'll just worry about OPPA alone. ”

Mother Zheng pinched the crystal again, forget it, I can't care about it. But she has a problem, she doesn't vomit unpleasantly.

"You're Ernie loud too?"

"It's just that her voice is loud, like a little mouse that has lost her breath. The sound is also crooked. There is also an occasional trill. ”

When Mama Zheng heard Crystal's answer, she smiled and patted Crystal a few times, and pulled Crystal out of Jessica's bedroom. As long as the daughter feels happy, it is the luck of the daughter to have a real man. Lao Zheng used to be a good boxer.

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Cui Wen was shocked by Zheng's father's insight, father-in-law, aren't you a boxer, why do you also talk about politics. Cui Wen was a little dazed. Fortunately, the system dad reminded him,

"It's about the level of a taxi driver in Beijing. ”

Cui Wen understood, after all, nagging, in fact, it was all mouth cannons. But Dad Zheng said energetically, okay, just be happy.

The two of them were happy, and the tea was not less, which tested the ability of the kidneys, and it was almost noon, Zheng's father didn't know how many times he went to the bathroom, and Cui Wen still didn't move.

Taking advantage of his father's absence, Crystal ran over,

"Oppa, you've absorbed it all, why don't you go to the bathroom. ”

After speaking, he playfully pressed Cui Wen's stomach.

"It's over, the pee is on the floor. ”

Cui Wen hurriedly walked and covered his stomach and leaned forward.

When Crystal heard this, she hurriedly pulled Cui Wen's clothes with her hand and looked down,

"Oppa, it's annoying, it's home. Don't go to the bathroom early. ”

"Ahem~!"

Mother Zheng couldn't help coughing, these children, really. What are the crystals doing, this is the living room.

In the end, the crystal made Cui Wen stand up, looked at the ground, and slapped Cui Wen, knowing that he was deceiving. In addition to being angry, he patted Cui Wen's vital revenge.

The pajama pants, which were already a few sizes smaller, were exposed by the crystal. Sticking to Cui Wen's legs, it happened that the mother-in-law's eyes looked over, and immediately turned back, God, how can these two children stand it.

Cui Wen was also a little embarrassed, this broken crystal caused him trouble all day long. The big hand pressed the crystal's head, and this action reminded the crystal instinctively of a certain time slice. Unwillingly stepped back, muttering in his mouth,

"Don't eat, don't eat, beauty doesn't eat. ”

"What don't you eat? Crystal is naughty, picky eater since childhood, Xiaowen, you can watch it, you can't let Crystal eat partially, the nutrition can't keep up, and I fainted during a performance. Besides, if you don't eat it, you will beat her, and whatever you choose, you have to eat it. ”

If you don't say that Dad Zheng's father-in-law is good, God assists. Cui Wen smiled and kicked the crystal sitting on the ground,

"Don't sit, squish it, go help mom with the work. Delicious food for you in the evening. ”

Crystal looked at her father, then at her mother, made a face at Cui Wen, and went to help.

Jessica got up and washed up, and began to make phone calls to arrange for the company as usual. Looking at her eldest daughter who was busy at the table, Zheng's mother began to dislike her younger daughter again.

"You know how to play all day long, and you don't know how to help you Ernie, you two will have to help each other in the future, you know no, Xiaowen is a person with no bad intentions, but such people are also careless. ”

"Mom, what the hell are you talking about, I'm still young, and besides, I'm still in the activity period, so I don't have time. ”

"It's small, it's an adult after 18. You have to know that I feel sorry for you Ernie. She is so busy, and she has less time to accompany Xiaowen, so you have to help you Ernie say good things more. ”

Zheng's mother was dissatisfied with the crystal.

"Got it, got it. OPPA will feel sorry for Ernie. ”

Crystal agreed to her mother with a big grin.

Zheng's mother looked at Jessica, then at Crystal, and then at Cui Wen, who was still chatting with Zheng's father, and lowered her voice and said to Crystal,

"Crystal, you'll be together in the future, try to be with you Ernie as much as possible. Don't let Xiaowen sleep in another room. ”

Crystal was stunned when she heard it, and she didn't understand it, Mother Zheng sighed, she knew that you didn't understand, but how to say this, you two don't compete for favor, don't take up Cui Wen's time too much, how to deepen the relationship, you must know that the relationship is cultivated little by little.

After all, Cui Wen has such a big family business and so many women, in the end, it is not Cui Wen's words, your sister has a guarantee for two lifetimes, and your children will not really have a bowl of water in this world in the future.

"Ermao, didn't you say that Xiaowen needs two Ernies a night? Then you will be with Da Mao all night, and finally let him sleep with you or Da Mao. ”

"No, Da Mao is the fastest to move every time. I'm scared, so I don't. Besides, I didn't have that with oppa.,What are you talking about?,Mom.。 ”

Zheng's mother sighed, she didn't want to say it, but thinking about the future, this sister will always have children, and there are distant relatives between people, which is human nature. What if you don't tell your daughter?

"Crystal, don't talk about Xiaowen's domineering, you won't be able to find a boyfriend in the future, right, then let me ask you, does Xiaowen give you as much as anything?"

"It's different. We have our own money, and we buy what we need. ”

"You yourself have said a lot, Ermao, let me ask you, you and you Ernie will forget it, when you have a baby, what should I do, wait until the end Xiaowen is gone, his property is not a small number, you are not stupid, just too lazy to think. You ponder what your mother said. ”

Crystal lowered her head in contemplation, and only raised her head for a while,

"Mom, I understand, but not now. ”

"Not now? You've got a relationship with Xiaowen. What's not to do. You just need to understand what your mother says. ”

"Mom, it's really not good, I'm too young, OPPA is reluctant. ”

"What is too small, you are 22. ”

"It's not age, it's that. ”

Crystal pointed down, blushing.

"You girl, no matter how small you are..."

Zheng's mother remembered the shocking picture she had just seen, and also stopped teaching.

"Then, then how can you Ernie do it, what is small, a woman can still have a child. ”

Mother Zheng said in her mouth, her confidence was not enough, and she was still a little worried about the crystal.

"Who knows, it's not inherited from my doll mother, I heard Oppa say that Ernie is also very small. I'm scared anyway. ”

The crystal is genetic, which makes Zheng's mother blush,

"Don't talk nonsense, you just remember what your doll mother meant, and stay with Xiaowen. In addition, no nonsense is allowed in the future. ”

Crystal looks at the perverse doll mother, pouting,

"Really, people have tried it, and they still want to give oppa a baby, who knows what's going on, so small. I'm so scared, Mom, don't you know, Oppa's is scary, if you really stab it inside..."

Mother Zheng couldn't listen to it anymore, the child was crazy, she was uncomfortable when she said it, she quickly covered Crystal's mouth, thought about it and patted Crystal's arm,

"Go, go, don't need you. Hurry up and go!

Crystal Ba had to work, kissed his mother, and turned out of the kitchen.

Zheng's mother stood and chopped vegetables, always felt uncomfortable in her legs, changed her posture, took a white radish and cut it, she always felt wrong, looked at it, went down with a knife, cut it horizontally into two sections, and finally felt more comfortable.

"Ernie, have you finished the call? I have something to tell you, my mother just said. ”

Crystal repeated Zheng's mother's words, Jessica thought about it, and looked at Crystal,

"Don't listen to your mother for the time being, you can do whatever you want every day, and you don't have to deliberately accompany OPPA. I'll do what I have to do. ”

Crystal thinks that Ernie is right, what can he do as a small person.

Jessica looked at the crystal that was about to go to see Triven again, sighed, and said,

"Ermao, come here. ”

Crystal obediently sat opposite Jessica, Jessica hesitated, and finally said,

"Crystal, it might hurt a little the first time, just stick with it. ”

Crystal understood what Jessica meant, and her little face was wrinkled,

"Is it the same after that?"

"Later, it will be very comfortable later. ”

"Really?"

"Really!"

"Then Ernie, will you teach me how to transpose the pitch when I am high?"

"Huh? Zheng Ermao, you are looking for death. ”

Jessica blushed, but Crystal had already taken precautions and ran directly to Cui Wen's side,

The two of them fought across Cui Wen, and finally knocked over the tea on the crotch of Cui Wen, who was sitting upright.

Zheng's mother, who had finally calmed down, saw a more impactful picture as soon as she arrived in the living room, Cui Wen was standing, her crotch was wet, and Diao Chan was walking towards her on her legs.