The five Nordic countries, Dianrui, Finland, Maidan, Weinuo, and Bingguo, are all highly developed capital regions.

Dianrui, for example, is one of the countries with the largest number of multinational groups in its home planet, such as Volvo Group, Volvo Cars, Scania Commercial Vehicles, Saab Cars & Arms, Ericsson, Electrolux Appliances, ABB, Tetra Pak, Hasselblad Cameras, IKEA Furniture, H&M Clothing, Absolut Vodka, Koenigsegg Sports Car, AstraZeneca Pharmaceuticals, SKF Bearings, Alfa Laval Group and Atlas Copco Industrial Group......

On this basis, shipbuilding technology will certainly not lag behind, and it can also imitate most of the ships produced by Tiancheng Electric Industry.

Therefore, in order to make the other party feel that 'it is better to build than to buy', Ge Xiaotian had no choice but to turn on the plug-in, select a small ironclad ship similar to the Red Alert General-class battleship, and transform it on a large scale.

The main thing is to avoid being associated with destroying the mysterious fleet of native chickens.

The general-class battleships in the game, in addition to heavy firepower, also have the strange function of charging and ramming, and the small ironclad ships made by the system are also like this.

The bow of the ship is triangular in shape, which can either directly hit the enemy ship, or rely on the impact hammer under the bow to break the hard hull of the enemy ship and prevent the harpoon bow from piercing the enemy ship and getting stuck in the owner.

The hull is welded of steel, with four built-in steam turbines, painted in Viking culture, and two triple large-caliber naval guns in the rear.

In general, it is not a Viking ship that rampaged through Europe thousands of years ago, but a 'two-dimensional armament' created by the steampunk world.

Moreover, in the main plot of the Guns N' Roses game, it also has a well-known nickname: Thor's Hammer.

The implication is like the invincible war hammer in the hands of Thor, the god of thunder, in Norse mythology, chiseled through the cluster of enemy warships and rushed to kill unscrupulously.

At the beginning, the old man in Denmark purchased ten ships at a unit price of 5 million and a freight of 20 million.

Later, the old man introduced three big customers from Norway and Dianrui respectively, and removed the commission that the other party should get, with a unit price of 10 million, a total of 20 ships, and a freight of 40 million.

It is impossible for a ship thief to snatch all of these small and medium-sized ships, but even ten of them are the largest pirate ships on the current home planet.

If you add the scientific and technological equipment that the five Nordic countries are not lagging behind, the Ice Bear St. Petersburg's special Tututu, Whoosh, and three Royal Navy prisoners......

............

This is a headache for England.

Moreover, since the five Nordic countries are nominally neutral regions, many places are also relatively remote, and there are a large number of ruthless people hiding here.

Some have robbed the city of Alaska, some have stolen the Wells Fargo Bank in San Francisco, some have escaped from Quentin Prison in California, some have come from the underground black fist, and even rebel leaders, extremely dangerous scientists, and adventurous top billionaires......

To put it bluntly, they are all smart people with explosive brain power!

Most importantly, the leader of the Viking ships was the only son of the king of the kingdom of Dianrui, Oscar III.

The second leader is the grandson of the queen of the Maidan kingdom with Chinese ancestry.

The third leader is the Grand Duke of Olaf, the largest nobleman in Finland, and his grandfather, who died young, is the recognized cousin of the previous generation of nobles in the five Nordic countries.

The four chiefs are Crown Prince Wino.

The five chiefs are from the Ice Country, and he has no special abilities, but he is a distant cousin of the first four chiefs and a side nephew of the Queen of England.

It can be seen that not only are the relations between the five Nordic countries good, but also the relations with England are also very strong.

How does this work?

But if they don't fight, the other side will immediately sell the royal fleet.

Sold to the ice bear, the price has been negotiated, take the Baltic Sea route, all the way to St. Petersburg, Mao Zi also specially said: give a certain protection.

Beat?

The Nordic Five countries watched their baby sons and baby grandchildren being bombed?

Moreover, the five Nordic countries seem to be very 'Gou', but in fact the military is not bad, such as the Saab fighter, the lightning Viggen released by the hammer of Thor, known as Thor, and the strv103tan gram that uses gas turbines......

England was silent.

But this incident was very loud and sensational.

Survived the 02 World Cup,

Overpower the Nanyang Rubber Plantation to carry out water conservancy projects,

overwhelmed the black bear and shot down an ice bear a civil aviation,

Overwhelmed North America to attack Harden, but killed four Canadan GIs......

After all, the victim is England, which is extremely powerful, and has received far more attention than the rest.

Of course, there may be some people who want to use this to cover up some facts.

For example, this World Cup has been exposed to many scandals,

For example, the Kra Isthmus Canal next to the rubber plantation started,

For example, the strategic purpose of going all the way to the west,

For example, the ice bear secretly beats the black bear,

For example, North America doesn't want to let the killing of the Canadan GI cause trouble in North America......

In short, deliberately promoted by some people, the headlines of the major media on the home planet must be Vikings.

April 2nd.

The hijacked merchant sailors secretly deliver a message to the outside world.

"They are strong and have thick leg hair. ”

“？？？”

Not to mention the victim England, even the major media in the home planet are very confused.

What does it mean?

In the afternoon of the same day.

The hijacked Royal Navy also secretly sent a message to the outside world.

"They were very bold and promised to give me a woman and 10 hectares of private land as soon as I joined them, which made me very excited. ”

“......”

That same evening.

The head of the Royal Navy, who was hijacked, also found an opportunity to convey information to the outside world.

"You may not believe it, but yesterday they invited me to taste the 82-year-old wine, and it tasted amazing. Today, they invited me to enjoy an expensive seafood set meal that is abundant in the polar regions, and the taste is unforgettable for me. They also said that they would treat me to a tropical seafood package tomorrow...... Don't come to my rescue. ”

“......”

What's wrong with this world?!

..................

Baixiaotong information platform.

SG User Science Section.

The mother star, the famous film critic Lao Z, used a translator for the world's first live broadcast:

"I read the secret language. ”

"This means that this group of pirates is most likely orthodox Vikings!"

"Of course, we need to understand what a real Viking is. ”

"Viking, or Viking, is just a name for the invader by the invader, and its meaning is obvious, and it cannot be a compliment. ”

"The 'Vikings' never recognized the name Viking, nor did they consider themselves as a whole, they took the tribes scattered in Denmark, Dian Rui, Norway, and called themselves the people of Odin, and believed in Thor, Try, and Freya, etc., to embark on a sea adventure, dominate the entire European region, and deeply influence the entire home planet. ”

"Someone said in the barrage: It's just a group of pirates, there is such a?"

"We can take a closer look at Modern English. ”

"Take Thor as an example, Thor, in the ancient Norse alphabet, the whole spelling should be thorn, and the sound produced is the same as the th in thin, so in the Norse language, the pronunciation is equal to their. ”

"Come, read with me a few more times, their, their, their, thurs, thurs, thursday!"

In English, it means Thursday, but in Old Norse, it means Thor's Day. ”

"Let's take a look at try, odin, freya......"

"What comes to mind?"

"Look at the barrage ...... posted by Professor Thor of Stockholm University in Erior Switzerland"

"That's right, Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday. ”

"Day of the God of War, Day of the Father, Day of the God of Love!"

"Don't tell me that the English created the week system, it's Old English, not the English language of today, which has almost half of the vocabulary and comes from the Viking civilization. ”

"If that doesn't mean anything, then let's study Rangr, Thrust, Knifr, ......"

"In Old English, these are not words, like haphazard patchwork letters, but when 'Vikings' appeared, they represented 'commando', 'charge', 'knife', 'skulls', 'skeletons', ......"

"Think about it, what kind of civilization would create this kind of vocabulary: war, plunder, death, fear?"

"Look at the barrage ...... posted by Professor Toros of the University of Southern Denmark"

"That's right, they're 'Vikings' roars!"

"Then there's the famous Normandy. ”

"Where's Normandy? ”

But in modern English and French, Normandy means people from the north. ”

Old Z searched the literature and was surprised to find that the first Duke of Normandy turned out to be one of the many Viking leaders, and then he conquered the island of England and founded the Norman dynasty. ”

"Isn't that ironic?"

"So, let's look at a few more words. ”

"Loan, loan, a long, long time ago, the loan was borrowed from the English villagers by the Vikings with big axes, and they had to lend to them in order not to be hacked to death, so now, borrowing is still a very risky thing. ”

"sale, it was the Vikings who came to your house to arrest you and sell you, and in modern times, it has become a sales industry, which seems to be very fashionable, but it is still a matter of pit people. ”

"Another example is skill, which refers to the Vikings' proficiency in killing English villagers, a sign of cruelty, and now it is being used by English workers to show off their skills......"

"So, when the English insult the Vikings for being rude, savage, and brutal, don't forget that their own language system was created by others. ”

"Of course, the purpose of my live broadcast is not to praise the Vikings, but to describe the influence of the Vikings through popular science......"

"The first is faith. ”

"What do they mean when they think that 'life is end, but the name is immortal'?"

"They are not afraid of death, they are not afraid of things outside of their bodies being shared, they are afraid that they will not be famous, and if death can bring great glory, then they will throw away everything outside and die generously. ”

"In Norse mythology, if they die heroically, they will be favored by the main god Odin, and will be taken to the sacred Valhalla by Valkyrie to become a member of the main god Odin's party. ”

"Odin's metaphor: After a thousand years of Ragnarok, the World Tree will be reborn, and the surviving Vikings will continue to follow the footsteps of their ancestors, drifting on the stormy sea, once again showing their fearless vitality like all living beings!"

"In other words, the Vikings, once again found their faith!"

The audio recorded in dozens of languages spread in all directions, causing an immediate uproar.

Driven by curiosity and desire for knowledge, countless scholars flipped through the information, and then found that the 'Du Niang' in the Baixiaotong platform could give everything.

And then ......

Overseas:

"God, it's amazing, it's real?"

"Freedom, adventure, my favorites!"

"Sounds great......"

"Let's go, get on the ship, I'll contribute a cruise ship, let's join them together!"

"fake, it's Captain Charles upstairs!"

"Who?"

"Commander of the Carl Vinson, who has been retired for five years, is said to be a bit neurotic, often fantasizing about being one of the pirates of the Caribbean. ”

“......”

Chinese:

"The resurrection of the World Tree? ”

"What the hell, is this preaching?"

"A bunch of maniacs. ”

"Rich people really know how to play. ”

"After all, they play everything, so they almost play with their lives, otherwise why are the rich people who play death racing, death locomotives, mountain gliding, extreme hot air balloons, and helicopter modifications?"

“......”

If the Pirates of the Caribbean being filmed in North America used propaganda to ignite the yearning for freedom in Europe and the United States, then the 'Vikings' used facts, history, and cultural heritage to inspire the worship of the spirit of great navigation and adventure in Europe and the United States.

April 3rd.

England continued to remain silent, secretly negotiating with the five Nordic countries to recall their children or jointly suppress the Vikings.

However, it backfired.

North American Dinis Films announced that it would abandon the filming of the 200 million Franklin Caribbean pirates, and said that in order to let the audience experience the most realistic pirate life, they will fund the Viking group 100 million Franklin to persuade the other party to abide by the law and seek the opportunity to shoot the epic movie of "The Legend of Viking".

At least, people really haven't done anything hurtful right now.

Receiving this news, England was angry and wanted to scold her mother, but ......

On behalf of the Buffett Club, I promise that as long as the Vikings are listed, we will provide a series of financing services and fund 50 million Franklins free of charge, after all, life at sea is really hard......

“？？？”

England almost blew up.

A pirate group, why is it going to be listed?

Did I not wake up, or are you crazy?

And that's not all.

April 4th.

Due to the delay in the delivery of Hangmu, Montenegro, who has been busy fighting with Tiancheng, also participated, without knowing what nerves he had.

"As long as the Viking group buys our anti-soft service, we will provide it with a 'pirate management system' worth 200 million Franklin for free, which includes functions such as financial revenue and expenditure budgeting, human resource co-ordination, logistics and material scheduling. Let the Viking group enter a new era, achieve digital office, information management ......"

"Shut up!"

England went berserk in an instant, can't beat the Vikings, can't beat your little Montenegro?

In the afternoon of the same day, a naval fleet prepared to suppress the Vikings was dispatched to the Mediterranean......

And then......

Montenegro: "Your home is out of the internet. ”

England: "......"

Montenegro: "There's a virus on your computer." ”

England: "......"

Montenegro: "Your family's 200 million loan will not be repaid." ”

England: "......"