The blood pressure is exactly the same twice, "ordinary people", it really can't be measured!

"How about it, Old Man Zhang, you should be convinced now, right?" Old Man Chen smiled faintly, "Seeing that you have been wandering outside the door for decades, as a big brother, I am both happy and regretful! If you don't work harder, it's really too late." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Hurry up you hammer! I regret you hammer!" Mr. Zhang's mood was obviously not very good, and he hummed while rudely pulling the blood pressure monitor.

"Don't, measure yours too, let the old man take a look. Old man Chen saw that he was about to put away the blood pressure monitor, and said busily.

Mr. Zhang was dissatisfied, but he still measured his blood pressure according to what he said.

"Your blood pressure is one hundred and thirty-nine for high pressure, eighty-eight for low pressure, and your pulse is seventy-one per minute. Listening to the measurement results of the blood pressure monitor, Mr. Zhang squinted at Old Man Chen, "How is it, are you satisfied?"

"This is your own family business, what is the old man satisfied with. Old man Chen smiled, "I remember that more than ten years ago, your pulse was seventy-five times per minute, and over the years, it dropped four times...... It's gone. ”

These words made Mr. Zhang angry enough: "Chen Dagou, I said you don't go too far! I told you, the old man has a new disciple, and in a few years, he will beat you every minute." Just like you, ten stacks together isn't enough to see!"

"A new disciple?, I said Zhang Bald, you didn't tell me that a few days ago!" Old man Chen looked suspicious, "Isn't it one of your nephews, your old boy and the two of you are playing double reeds, and you want to deceive the old man's master stunt?"

"I'm sorry!" Mr. Zhang snorted, then ignored the words, got up straight, and put the blood pressure monitor.

Following the figure of Mr. Zhang, Old Man Chen suddenly sighed, but it was only then that he noticed a large long strip of calligraphy hanging on the side wall, "the body is as strong as a pine, the breath is as heavy as a bell, and the spirit is like a dragon."

"Hey, this banner is good, Old Man Zhang, where did it come from?" got up and came to the banner, Old Man Chen first looked at it, and then asked.

"Hmph, the words were written by the old man, and the words were said by the old man's disciples, how about it, give me an evaluation?" Mr. Zhang seemed to have found something proud, and turned his anger into indifferent words.

"The words are good, words, ****!" said the old man Chen.

Mr. Zhang let out a long breath, and then said: "Chen Dagou, do you know, if you don't know how to use those three fists and two feet, just your cheap temper, mixing in the rivers and lakes, you would have been hacked to death by someone with a knife, and then put a sack in the river." ”

"The old man is just telling the truth, if you don't believe it, take the brush over, and the old man will write the same few words for you to see. Old man Chen said, "By the way, I can't remember if you don't say that you put it in a sack, what happened to the little daughter-in-law back then?"

Back then, the two old gentlemen were in a certain place in the countryside and witnessed an incident together, and that place was also the place where the two old men met.

When a little daughter-in-law sleeps at night, she directly holds a steel nail in one hand and a hammer in the other, and nails a steel nail more than three inches long from the top of her husband's head, and then puts her husband in a sack, puts two bricks in the sack, bundles them up, and pushes her husband into the big river not far from home with an old-fashioned single-wheeled cart in the countryside.

Then a few days later, I ran to the local public security bureau to call the police as if nothing happened: "My husband is gone, maybe he ran away with a wild woman." ”

By the way, he also identified the names of several wild women, one of whom was a famous local lady.

There was a lot of trouble at the time.

Later, it came to light that it was due to another coincidence that had nothing to do with it, but I won't mention it here, it's too long to say. And the reason why Old Man Chen mentioned this at this time was because it had something to do with the farm he was on at the time.

But before the matter passed, he moved on to another place for some reason. And then over the years, although the two elders have been in constant contact, there is no reason to think about it or mention it.

"What else can I do, I'll be punished. Zhang Lao said lightly, "It's her son, who has been implicated a lot, and he should have been a promising kid, but he retired at that time, and then he couldn't stay in the local area, and he didn't know where to go." ”

"Parents are unscrupulous and kill their children. Old man Chen sighed.

Mr. Zhang seemed to be quite convinced of Old Man Chen's words, so he didn't really bring a brush as Old Man Chen said, but just followed Old Man Chen's words: "There are few unscrupulous parents and many unfilial children." I have seen such an unscrupulous parent in the past few decades, but it is an unfilial child, but I have seen a lot. Let's not talk about other people's homes, my old man's one is an unfilial son, and it is rare to come to see my old man a few times a year. ”

"Come on, old man, people who don't know still think you're showing off when they hear what you say, that kid in your family is now a feudal official, and he is entangled in many affairs all day long, and he still sees you how many times a year?

"So, it's all false to say that you rely on your descendants or something, Lao Tzu has long known this, so, no, I accepted a disciple, that child is quite spiritual, talented, and temperamental, and I will throw you a hundred streets! The old man has decided to teach him everything I have learned all my life. Zhang Lao said.

"Is it really a little cub you met at random in the park? It's only been a few days, and you've decided to pass on the mantle?" said Old Man Chen in quite real surprise at this time.

"What do you say, the child's surname is Xu, his name is Xu Guangling, and I gave him a word called 'Humble Yan'. Mr. Zhang said dissatisfied.

"Tsk, I see that you are old and faint, such a big thing, you actually made such a rash decision?" said the old man Chen.

"As long as you don't grab disciples from me, everything else is easy to say. Zhang Lao said lightly, "Lao Tzu regrets calling you that day, let me tell you, if you are one day late, you will never receive Lao Tzu's call." ”

Hearing Elder Zhang's words, Old Man Chen's expression became solemn, and he couldn't help but be not solemn, "You mean, in just one day, that little offspring, let you give birth to the idea of becoming a disciple? I remember that your old man Zhang's vision is not ordinarily high, how many good materials and beautiful qualities were asked for by you back then, you didn't even pay attention to it, even that kid in my family, you only took him for two years, and you sent him back." This little offspring...... Xiao Xu, is it some kind of demon that can't be done?"

"You'll find out when you see it. Zhang Lao said lightly, "Let's talk about it first, you only have to watch." If you want to rob someone, the old man will definitely turn against you!"

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