Chapter 304: Treating Incurable Diseases
Bi Yuntao was so frightened that he retreated again and again, but his dodge speed was not even one-tenth of Chen Feng's shooting speed.
By the time he reacted, Chen Feng had already grabbed the layers of fat on his lower abdomen!
"Nima's, are you a pervert!" Bi Yuntao was so angry that his face turned pale.
Fortunately, the position that Chen Feng grabbed was in the lower abdomen, if it was a little lower, it would be aimed at him with this force, Bi Yuntao felt that his lifeline would be broken!
Chen Feng showed a harmless smile: "Bi Shao, you often feel that your lower abdomen is swollen recently, and your spleen and stomach are weak and cold, you see, just by talking to you, you will sweat on your forehead and your face will be pale." ”
"You fart!" Bi Yuntao gritted his teeth and didn't admit it, "That's because you grabbed Ben Shao's stomach, and Ben Shao was hurt by you!"
Chen Feng withdrew his hand.
He put his hands behind his back and said leisurely: "Okay, Bi Shao, since you don't want to admit it, then I won't worry about it, you can do it yourself." ”
Just as Chen Feng clapped his hands and was about to leave, Bi Yuntao suddenly stopped him again.
"Wait, then tell me what kind of disease Ben Shao has?"
"I told you a long time ago, it's kidney deficiency~"
Made!
As soon as he heard the words kidney deficiency coming out of Chen Feng's mouth, Bi Yuntao felt that this hillbilly must be fooling him.
You must know that last night, he just took two new interns from the company to open a room, and those two soft girls were conquered by him and begged for mercy, how could he have kidney deficiency!
, that's all!
Many people on the side heard it and pursed their lips and snickered.
"I got kidney deficiency at a young age, and if it were a few years later, wouldn't it be ......?"
"Hey, when I was young, I didn't know moderation, and when I was old, I could only cry in the hole!"
"Look at his heavy dark circles, at first glance, he has a rich nightlife and excessive indulgence, so let's find a doctor for treatment quickly, otherwise the happiness of the lower body will really be gone. ”
"I don't know if I'm married, if I'm married, his wife must be lonely in the empty room, hahaha!"
Bi Yuntao heard the discussion of everyone on the side, and he was so angry that he clenched his fists and was embarrassed.
He glared at Chen Feng angrily, attributing all his resentment to Chen Feng's body, two scorching glances, as if they could burn people through.
If it weren't for the fact that there were too many onlookers on the sidelines, he would have made a move a long time ago.
But now—
"Mingyuan, let's go!"
He Mingyuan glanced at Chen Feng with a smile, his eyes were meaningful.
"Brother Tao!" Then, he quickened his pace and chased after Bi Yuntao.
As soon as Bi Yuntao left, the crowd of onlookers on the side rushed up towards Chen Feng.
"Young man, I see that you have some ability, I always feel that I can't breathe for the past two days, chest tightness and shortness of breath, can you help me see, what disease do I have?"
Chen Feng observed: "Uncle, are you wearing a sweater backwards?"
The middle-aged man looked down, and sure enough, the label in the back of the sweater was attached to the front chest.
"Hahaha, you are really a miracle doctor, you can see it at a glance!"
"Brother, I've been so scared for the past few years, because I see that the girls in the class will come to my aunt when they reach a certain age, but I'm about to graduate from high school now, and I still haven't come for a long time, I don't dare to tell others, for fear that others will make fun of me, what should I do?"
Chen Feng glanced at the clean and delicate face of the boy who spoke, and said seriously: "Brother, boys won't come to the eldest aunt." ”
"Oh, I see!" The boy ran away alive, "I can finally eat ice cream unscrupulously~"
"Young man, since I got my hair done, I feel that my husband's temperament has changed greatly, he is always suspicious of me, and he has slept in a separate bed with me recently, and he seems to be a stranger when he meets, can you analyze from my words what illness my husband has had recently?"
Chen Feng smiled: "The weather has been getting cooler recently, I suggest you buy a hat for your husband." ”
"But my husband never wears a hat!" asked the woman curiously, "what color do you think I should buy him a hat?"
"Green. Chen Feng emphasized, "It must be green and glowing." ”
"Brother!" A crisp and lovely voice sounded, and a cute girl with a ball-combed hair walked up to Chen Feng.
She looked down at her flat chest and said with low self-esteem: "I'm a high school student now, but the boys in the class are laughing at me for being an airfield, and I'm also eating papaya and drinking milk, but it has almost no effect, is there any way you can make my bear bigger?"
Chen Feng thought for a while: "This is simple, I have created a set of breast enhancement massage methods, you only need to find me to massage you for half an hour every weekend, and insist on it for two months in a row, so that you can change from A to D, no longer a dream!"
"Sounds amazing. ”
But then, the girl's eyes dimmed again: "The effect is so significant, your fee must not be cheap, right?"
Chen Feng smiled harmlessly: "This is easy to say, appearance determines the price, the younger and more beautiful you look, the lower the fee, like you, I can give you a discount." ”
A man on the side asked curiously: "Since you said that the airport can become D, then I take the liberty of asking, if the second brother is young, through your massage method, can it also become bigger?"
The crowd burst into laughter.
"Brother, it's okay if you don't say it, you ask like this, now we all know that your brother is young!"
"Didn't you come to see a doctor and seek medical treatment, why are everyone's questions so outrageous?"
"You don't understand, it's because there are some incurable diseases, and it is sometimes more reliable to seek old Chinese medicine. ”
"But I see that this man is young, and he speaks flamboyantly, and he doesn't look like he really knows how to see a doctor. ”
Chen Feng listened to everyone's discussions, and said to the man with a smile: "Brother, this is a good question for you, but it's a pity that I can't help you." ”
"Why?" the man disagreed, "you didn't have that attitude when you answered that little girl's question just now!"
"Hey~"
Chen Feng sighed silently: "You have discovered this, in fact, I am the best at solving gynecological problems for the majority of young and beautiful female compatriots!"
As soon as these words came out, everyone snorted disdainfully, and the crowd slowly dispersed.
Chen Feng smiled and put one hand in his pocket, and continued to wander around the Chinese herbal medicine market leisurely.
After shopping through the shops on both sides, Chen Feng walked into the purchasing building.
Compared with small shops, the medicinal herbs here are more precious, and valuable Chinese herbs such as cordyceps sinensis abound.
Chen Feng took a general look, and when he passed by a Chinese medicine hall, he was amazed by two familiar figures.