Thighs and calves are the same for Xu Qing.

Anyway......

Hey, hey, hey.

For Jiang He, the difference is big, hearing his words, Jiang He's body tensed, pinched the corners of his clothes tightly, turned his eyes around, glanced at Xu Qing, and then moved away, and then looked again.

"Confucius said: Food, sex, this is not a dirty thing, the two of us are boyfriend and girlfriend, if there is no impulse, then why don't you worship the son, what kind of love?"

Xu Qing touched Jiang He's hand and taught earnestly, and when he said this, he changed his head: "Why don't we find a Guan Gong, go to the pillar incense, kneel three times and knock nine times to become brothers and sisters with different surnames......"

"Don't. Jiang He shook his head nervously, "We can't bow down." ”

"Why can't you bow down?" Xu Qing was stunned by her reaction.

"You've eaten my tongue. Jiang He lowered his head and picked his fingers.

How can a brother or sister do such a thing......

Neither will the master and apprentice.

Only boyfriends and girlfriends will, because boyfriends and girlfriends want to get married.

"That'...... Let's give you a touch on your calf. She struggled for a moment, worriedly pulling her calves out of her cross-seated position.

Even kisses are very common, touching the calf is nothing, but Jiang He always feels that if he agrees, something terrible will happen.

Sure enough, Xu Qing didn't simply touch it, this thing pulled her legs sideways, put her calves together in front of him, and said with satisfaction: "This is a normal couple." ”

It is not easy to make this Kaiyuan woman pose in a very common posture between couples, this little thing makes Xu Qing feel a full sense of accomplishment, and her hands are not too much, just holding Jiang He's calf and letting her experience the feeling of falling in love.

The simple gluttony is just lustful, not liking, liking is the feeling of being with her.

Just like kissing and hugging, some intimate small actions of sitting together can also make people full of pleasure.

Jiang He turned her head to look out the window, the night was vast, her heart was beating fast, and she waited for a moment and didn't notice Xu Qing's next move, before she breathed a sigh of relief, her stiff body relaxed, sat sideways and moved her upper body, so that she could change to a more comfortable movement, staring at the movie and peeking at Xu Qing.

"Ask me before you do anything, are you afraid that I will beat you?"

"It's not. ”

"Really, not?"

"I'm just taking care of your emotions, after all, you're an ancient, if I suddenly reach out and pull you over, whether you kick me or retract your legs, or obey me nervously, it's better to say hello in advance, lest you secretly get entangled there. ”

Xu Qing stroked her well-proportioned calf with her left hand and said, "I'm teaching you to fall in love." ”

"Isn't it tiring to fall in love with me?"

"Don't be tired, I like you like this. ”

Jiang He put his legs together, felt Xu Qing holding his ankle from his ankle trouser leg, subconsciously shrank a little, but he didn't use too much force, pursed his lips and whispered a warning: "Don't touch my feet." ”

Life is really wonderful, in the late summer and early autumn of last year, when she first arrived, she pointed a sword at this person, pretended to be illiterate, and then secretly picked up the plan he threw in the trash can in the middle of the night, and argued loudly with him whether the disciple was indecent or not......

Now it's about to be summer, but I'm already nestled on the sofa, holding his legs in my arms, watching movies together, watching him work.

Spanning more than a thousand years, she has experienced what she has never experienced before, and has never seen it, economy, culture, and people's life...... and love.

I don't know if it takes too much physical effort to carry two bags of books during the day, Jiang He feels tired, looking at the time is already more than nine o'clock in the evening, and he doesn't want to get up when it's time to take a bath, he lazily nests on the sofa, feeling the slight itch of Xu Qing's hand on his calf, and he doesn't want to move.

Half-squinting at the warm light overhead, she listened to the sound of the movie coming from the computer, and couldn't help but say, "You've watched this paragraph three times." ”

"I'm thinking. Xu Qing pressed the keyboard and rewinded the progress bar for half a minute.

"Thinking about what?"

"It doesn't matter what I think, the important thing is that you also learn to think, otherwise you will be stupid and be deceived into being a wife and having children. ”

Xu Qing pointed to the computer screen: "Just like them." ”

Jiang He didn't bother to pay attention to him, obviously he wasn't stupid at all, he saw through his conspiracy in time last time when he wanted to have a child with him, and then rejected him fiercely.

"Kill it!"

"Isn't it dead?"

"Then kill it again!"

The three villagers on the computer, three sentences, were read by Xu Qing several times, and finally reluctantly let go of Jiang He's legs, and held the keyboard with both hands to type.

"It's called ignorance, they don't see much, they don't think so much, the brain is single-threaded, there is only one goal: 'revenge', the task of completing the goal is to 'kill it', and now that the fish is dead, they don't know what to do before they get the pleasure of revenge, so they think about killing it again. ”

"Broke the bones and burned the ashes, ate it. Jiang He felt very smart.

"Well, it's you, always thinking about eating. ”

The corners of Xu Qing's mouth flashed with a smile, staring at the screen and typing on the computer.

"Are you thinking about this?" Jiang He felt that Xu Qing was much more stupid than himself, and he had to think about such a simple thing for so long, and his legs shook proudly.

"There's a lot more, I'm writing a movie review, just now the paragraph 'Have you ever died of your husband' has been sprinkled with thousands of words of analysis and summary, it's not appropriate for me to focus on it there, I can't fry the cold rice." ”

Although Jiang He didn't understand it very well, Xu Qing didn't perfunctory her, for Jiang He, learning this matter is much more useful from all angles than pointing at it in a targeted manner, she herself is a blank sheet of paper, and the growth rate of passive learning is not slow.

"Ignorance is the original sin, this is analyzed from the perspective of the movie, from another perspective of the movie, these three lines not only highlight the ignorance of the villagers, but also their bitter hatred, simple comedy effect, black humor...... So many things, only three shots, three lines, amazing. ”

Xu Qing blew a rainbow fart, and his typing speed was not much slower than his words, and Jiang He was envious of this one-finger Zen.

Seeing that his words were typing more and more, and spilling a large article, Jiang He became more and more surprised, and when Xu Qing finally stopped and pulled the progress bar to look elsewhere, she said loudly: "Are you thinking too much?"

"Maybe...... But it's nothing, it's a good thing to think more, it's always much stronger than a single-threaded brain. It's a way to think deeply, and once you get into the habit of that, you'll understand why people think. ”

Xu Qing touched her calf again and continued to think.

There is no such thing as over-interpretation, and what you can see in a work of art is what it is.

"Why?" Jiang He inadvertently made a stupid voice again.

"Improve comprehension, for example, I always know what you like about me and why, but you don't know why I like you and what I like. ”

"You like my shoes and hands. ”

"That's just what you think. Xu Qing pinched her calf hard in retaliation, "This is the gap."

And I know your receptivity and bottom line, but you don't know my receptivity and preferences, I can only test a little bit, and find that I like to kiss, and you happen to like it, so I often kiss, but I refuse to go further, naïve. ”

Jiang He stopped talking, she stared at Xu Qing's side face, and found that she really didn't know.

It's very inexplicable, and I was liked.

It's very inexplicable, and I'm willing to be deceived by him.

Could it be that she is really not smart?