Precise vocabulary and skillful grammar are interwoven in order to deduce the four words "this is not scientific".

Qin Feng in front of the screen had already proofread the language that came out of Yang Buxing's mouth through the powerful database in the cloud. In the end, the conclusion is pure, true TMD pure.

"Why isn't it in the data? This guy is too perverted, seven or eight languages, this is simply a universal mobile translator. ”

Ma Chaogang rubbed his eyes, the picture in front of him was too disobedient.

At this time, everyone knew why Yang Buxing was so noncommittal in the attitude of the team members in choosing a foreign language, and stubbornly left such a high degree of freedom. Dare to love this wolf warrior team with him, there is no problem in communication at all.

"I retracted the suggestion just now, I don't know why you kid has such a ability, why do you still want to be a soldier. Isn't it more pleasant for a student to sit in an office blowing an air conditioner and sipping red wine. ”

The cat ghost's muttering obviously included the voices of Qin Feng and Ma Chaogang in front of the screen. But Yang was not hungry, and his next words made everyone feel the urge to kill this pretending to be a criminal.

"Actually, it's not difficult, the online 128 yuan tutorial, take some time to learn before going to bed and learn for a few months, which of you wants, where do I have it." ”

The invisible pretending is the most hateful, especially when it comes naturally. There is also a tutorial for 128 yuan, if you can learn a language for 128 yuan plus hard work before going to bed, then those college students majoring in foreign languages will not all take a piece of tofu and kill them.

This is the first meeting of the wolf warriors. Now that the staffing has been determined, under the premise of one specialization and multiple abilities, Yao Bing, as a fireman, of course, has to learn the use of various machine guns, grenades, mortars and other weapons with popsicles. Especially the machine gun, the whole wolf tooth is no better than the popsicle.

As a sniper, Zhang Xiaofan, the cat ghost is the best master. In the area of camouflage lurking, he has his own set of secret skills and tricks.

Lou Xiaoqi is the hardest, as an intermediate auxiliary staff, he has to serve as Zhang Xiaofan's observer, and sometimes he has to cooperate with the assault hand of the knife. Therefore, he needs to run between the cat ghost and the knife on the basis of learning the necessary requirements of the special forces themselves.

As for Yang Buxing, as a blaster sapper, he was his best master at this time. I thought that during the training, there would be all kinds of explosives and bombs in front of him to shock him, but he didn't expect to wait for a room full of toys that the iron head didn't know where to get them.

Looking at the old man who already had a few crow's feet in the corners of his eyes carefully fiddling with the scrapped toys in front of him that lacked arms and legs, Yang Buxing wanted to ask: Aren't we here to learn how to defuse bombs?

In this way, Iron Head took care of himself and looked at all the toys, and some were even disassembled and reassembled. In the process, two hours were wasted.

"Is there any mistake, didn't you say that you were going to have class today? It's been two hours, and you can't go to class yet?"

Just when Yang Bu was hungry and began to complain in his heart and began to be a little impatient, Tietou finally put down the last toy in his hand, raised his head and pretended to be profound:

"I'm done with this first lesson, now tell me what you've learned?"

The iron head half-squinted, and his hand still touched his chin from time to time, and he didn't trim his beard in the morning.

"Learn, learn from your sister! You have watched too many videos on the Internet, why is it not easy to learn this!"

I was waiting for a lot of fire, but I didn't expect that in the end, it was this second fool who came here for some reason. Yang Bu was not hungry and picked up the hammer on the side to smash it, so he was so frightened that he quickly dodged with his head in his head.

"What's the matter, there is an apprentice beating the master. You're trying to deceive your teachers and destroy your ancestors! Aren't you just kidding? ”

This character collapsed in an instant, and he was an old guy in his early forties and still looked like a child.

"Teach me or not, don't teach me to find someone else! I'll let the wolf head clean you up later!"

At first, I was a little in awe of the veterans of the cat ghosts, after all, the age and age of the soldiers were there, but after this period of contact, I found that these guys were very easy to get along with. Except that the cat ghost is sometimes more serious, the popsicle and the iron head are two jokes. Xiaodao always said that if he didn't go to the army, the two of them would be good partners when they went to say cross talk.

"Teach, how can you not teach. Where can I go to find such a clever apprentice?

Before learning how to defuse bombs, you have to learn how to defuse bombs, and the first condition for learning to defuse bombs is not to be impatient. Where can you pestle for two hours, it's already considered a pass.

If you couldn't help it, I'd advise you to take on a different role as a sapper. Because I don't want to see you killed by a bomb because of your anxiety. ”

This sounds like it makes sense, Yang Bu didn't expect that this guy with the iron head would give him an exam when he came up. Fortunately, I still passed the test.

"Alright, let's start the first lesson of the day. This is for you, find out the faults of those toys and write them down and paste them on them. ”

Tietou handed Yang Buyu a sticker, and then pointed to the pile of broken toys on the ground and said.

"Why? Look down on these things? If I say that the roadside bombs in the Middle East that are causing the M Army a mess, 98 percent of the circuit principle is the same as these toys, will you still underestimate them?"

Iron Head's words are really unimaginable. In Yang Buxing's impression, those bomb disposal experts were directly linked to high technology, but now they suddenly heard that they were as untechnical as repairing the pile of garbage in front of them, and they really couldn't react for a while.

As if seeing the contempt in Yang Buxing's eyes, Tietou deliberately put on a straight face and said sharply:

"If you have this attitude, then you should simply give up, because you are too easily fooled by appearances. In fact, it is not difficult to defuse a bomb, as long as you find out the principle and law to cut off the circuit, the difficulty is how you judge that this is a bomb.

There is no shortage of bomb disposal experts in country M, but why they are repeatedly rubbed on the ground by roadside bombs with simple principles, that is, they cannot accurately judge explosives.

Do you know where the weirdest bomb I've ever seen is contained?"

Yang Buyu subconsciously shook his head, waiting for the iron head to continue.

"It's cabbage! Damn, more than a dozen acres of cabbage fields, the other party actually thought of hollowing out a few of them and putting the bombs in advance. If Lao Tzu hadn't planted this thing at home before, he saw that the color of the leaves was different from the others, otherwise his life would have been laid down a long time ago.

So I've put a few of these toys for you, find them on the premise of completing my assignment, and give you a warm reminder that the bomb will really blow up......"

The task was arduous, looking at the pile of broken things in front of him, Yang Buxing took the screwdriver and began to disassemble them one by one.

"Don't judge whether you have a bomb or not, because you don't have room to hide because you're small, today's high-performance explosives only need a little fingernail to blow you up into meat sauce. ”

Seeing that Yang Buxing picked out the smallest toys first, the iron head behind reminded him in a timely manner, but unfortunately he was still a step late.

With a snapping sound, the silicone head of the little caterpillar toy in Yang Buxing's hand exploded directly, and blue ink splashed all over his face.

"Alas...... I told you that there is a bomb hidden in here, and your actions are so rude, and the trigger bomb likes people like you the most. Go on, don't play dead!"

Yang Bu was not hungry and wiped his face with his sleeve carelessly, this time he learned a lesson, every toy was carefully handled with care. His method is quite correct, and he knows how to sort these toys by type and size first. Some of them are wind-wound, some are battery-packed, and some are powered by solar panels.

Just when he thought that such a gentle movement should no longer be overshadowed by the trigger bomb, he was splashed with ink all over his body with a snap.

"I told you to be careful with the trigger type, do you know what a trigger is? This trigger is not just a vibration, I added a steel ball to the one in your hand, as long as the toy is tilted, the steel ball will roll and trigger an explosion.

This is already the lowest level I can think of, and if I get you some chemical, optical, and resistive triggers, you're not going to be finished?"

"I can still come up with some concepts in my head about chemical optics, but what is resistive?"

While marveling at the type of bomb trigger, Yang Buxing's mind was imagining what the iron head said, but he really couldn't think of anything about this resistive type.

"Stupid! You haven't seen a touchscreen phone! In the past, touchscreen phones used the principle of resistors, but now most of them are capacitive.

This kind of bomb is the most disgusting, and it must not be touched with your hands, and some will explode even if you touch it with other things.

Therefore, I would like to advise you here, and do not touch mobile phones, tablets or other similar electronic devices that have fallen on the ground on the battlefield in the future.

Usually the batteries of these things are the easiest to convert into bombs, and they are impossible to prevent. ”

The type of bomb trigger and the main classification is a big system, and it is not easy to figure it out in a moment. The rice had to be eaten one bite at a time, the toys had to be dismantled one by one, and Yang was not hungry and was blown up in ink again and again.

Compared with Yang Bu's sad urging, Yao Bing, who followed the popsicle, was no better. I originally thought that with my attainments in marksmanship, this machine gun must be easy to master, but I didn't expect that people's training methods were so strange, and the concept was completely different from what I had learned before.

According to the general idea, the continuous recoil of this machine gun is too great, so it is necessary to strengthen the stability of the arm to ensure * accuracy. If it is a standing position, the strength of the waist and legs has to be tightened and coordinated, but for Yao Bing today, he really can't understand what this training method is intended to achieve.

I saw that on the spring plate of about one square meter, Yao Bing held a Type 95-1 squad machine gun and shot at the opposite target.

The continuous recoil made it impossible for him to even stand firmly, and this shooting accuracy did not need to be mentioned.

Playing machine guns is an art, you have to find your own rhythm!

Why are your hands so tight? Bullets like this are soulless......"

Popsicles jumped to the sidelines. In his opinion, Yao Bing's behavior is no different from wasting bullets.

"Rhythm, soul, I believe you are a ghost! Tell Lao Tzu to step on the spring and shoot, this can shoot accurately!"

Yao Bing also simply threw the machine gun out, and then stretched out his finger and hooked the popsicle a few meters away:

"Come here, see if I don't kill you......"

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