2Y live broadcast platform 90001 channel, the god of song Dongting Lake live broadcast room.

As the king master goalkeeper and the star anchor of 90001, he has firmly grasped the preferences of the sailors.

Everyone likes high-end bureaus, show operations, and is quite entertaining and watching, which he can grasp very well.

However, if you are abused, you can still laugh and tell jokes, it will be even more perfect.

It is difficult for sailors to reconcile, it is not easy to be an anchor, and it is even more difficult to be a technical entertainment anchor.

Hu Kairui groped for a long time to find his own way, he knows how difficult it is to gather so many water friends who like him, so he cherishes it every time he broadcasts, does not ask for leave or leaves early, and insists on bringing joy to book friends.

"Don't worry, boil the frog in warm water. Hu Kairui in the video raised his eyebrows slightly, and the corners of his mouth curved into a confident smile.

This kind of self-confidence, as if he is now obscene under the tower, and the weapon master who has been leaking knives is not playing with him.

The son of a tower, the game went on for 7 minutes, there were only 30 knives, and he was pressed by the opposite side for more than 20 knives, and he could still have this kind of honey confidence, calm leaky knife, it seems that it has become a habit to be beaten.

"Eh~~ The gun truck has eaten, this wave is not a loss. Hu Kairui smiled, finished making up this wave of tower soldiers, and when he saw that the line of soldiers was going to the tower, he immediately pressed the B button, and then explained to the sailors: "This wave must go home, and if you don't go to the opposite Pan Sen, you will be stronger than me." Don't look at him as a hero in the early stage, wait until I get to 11....no, level 9, I'll hammer him at level 5. ”

"Blow....you keep blowing, the cave master, I'll wait for you to blow him up. ”

"The analysis of Holm Lake is in place, and the weapons in the late stage are definitely stronger than Pan Sen, but can you survive until the late stage? ”

"Don't talk about the cave master like that, although he was suppressed by Pan Sen, he has never been killed alone, this is victory!"

"Damn, Lao Tzu plays with a weapon and hides under the tower, and a king on the opposite side can't kill me. ”

"Everyone, the king of the mouth, you first put on the electricity and drill it and then talk about it. ”

"Cut, I can lie down too. ”

The barrage in the live broadcast room is full of screens, all kinds of ridicule are just routine operations, and the sailors don't have much "malice" just for fun. If the cave master can kill the opposite side alone, they will definitely applaud, but they want to see the cave master blow the cowhide through.

"I'll take a sip first. Hu Kairui calmly took a sip of water, the smile on the corner of his mouth became stronger, he was more and more able to mobilize the atmosphere, as a technical entertainment anchor, the thicker the skin, the better.

"Brother Kai, come and help me later. ”

"You wait for me for two minutes, and I'll take a blue. ”

Brother Kai's original name is King Kai, he is the ace partner of the cave owner, the gold medal is won, the two scales are not separated from the scale, and the stone is not separated from the scale, and there must be Brother Kai where there is a cave master.

The styles of the two are similar, and after they are combined, they can have a subtle chemical reaction, and often turn the live broadcast of the game into cross talk. It is also because of Brother Kai that the live broadcast effect of the cave master will be so joyful.

"it....Ueno linkage one death and one send!"

"Brother Kai forcibly sent Papa Smurf. ”

"My Brother Kai's 0-0-2 data will immediately become 0-1-2. ”

"I'm betting on a pack of spicy strips, and Pan Sen will double kill on the other side. ”

"Upstairs..... don't rob me of my business....."

Another wave of barrage floated on the screen, the jungler Kai Ge interacted with the cave master, and the live broadcast room was a little more lively.

The weapon master with good equipment and blood vials ate Pan Sen as soon as he returned to the army line, and the cave master strategically retreated and hid behind the ranged soldiers to eat experience.

Seeing that the line was about to cross the river, the cave master shouted to Kaige: "Come on, Kaige." I'm seducing him. ”

"Coming, coming, don't make any noise!" Brother Kai manipulated and took Daddy Blue Zhao Xin to the Red Triangle Grass, he didn't rush out, but asked, "Does he have eyes?"

"The eyes are gone, hurry up, hurry up!"

"I don't feel right, the blind man hasn't appeared for a long time. ”

"The blind man is in the middle, I just saw it. The cave master said nonsense.

"yes, then I'll go first. ”

Knowing that the blind man of the other party's jungler appeared in the middle just now, Brother Kai came out of the grass without saying a word, and in order to prevent Pan Sen from escaping on the opposite side, he directly flashed E and stabbed Pan Sen's ass.

A little cold light came first, and then the gun came out like a dragon.

The cave master saw that Kai Ge had already stuck to Pan Sen, and a Q jumped directly to his face, and W knocked out one-fifth of Pan Sen's blood with a "duang".

Pan Sen passively blocked, blocking Zhao Xin's shot, and then the two shots were picked up, and then he ate the W of the weapon, and the blood volume was instantly halved.

Brother Kai: "Open E to stun him." ”

Cave Master: "What's the hurry, when you pick him off, I'll take control." ”

While he was talking, the blind man on the other side suddenly flew out of the grass, W added a shield to Pan Sen, and Pan Sen also reacted and directly stunned Brother Kai's Zhao Xin.

A punch and kick, Fei Mao poked the chrysanthemum, Zhao Xin instantly had a third of blood left, even if he made a big move, he couldn't stop the other party's beating, because I don't know when, the mid-laner male knife on the opposite side has come.

The ultimate move scraped off a Pan Sen, and he was still invincible with two fists and four hands.

"Damn, how can there be three people? Kai Ge panicked, and was about to call for help to the cave master, when he saw the weapon master controlled by the cave master, an E, stunned the blind man and the difficulty, and then started the counterattack storm and flashed back to the tower.

"Brother Kai, I'll withdraw first. ”

"Hu Kairui~!! you sell Lao Tzu. ”

"Brother Kai, if you want to understand me, send the opposite side to double kill, and I will collapse. ”

"Made, Lao Tzu's head was squeezed by the door to help you. ”

Kai Ge got two assists in the middle of the lower lane, and the rhythm has been maintained well, this wave was squatted by the opposite side, and the good rhythm was interrupted.

"Hey, hey~~" The cave master smiled unkindly, he pressed the B button directly under the tower, obviously he didn't want a tower.

The three people on the opposite side crossed the tower, and he flashed and handed over to death.

"The cave master is awesome, and his reaction is ..... fast"

"This wave of selling teammates 6666666....."

"I thought of the beginning, but I didn't think of the end..."

"The cave master's reaction is too fast....."

Another wave of barrage is coming, and there are many blood vials floating on the screen.

Blood Vial+1.....Blood Vial+6.....Blood Vial+66......

"Oops~~~ Thank you bosses for the blood bottles..."Hu Kairui took a sip of water with a smile, "Wow, 66 blood bottles....Thank you for the strong support of Brother Grumpy." ”

"Cave Master, you had a good time. "I was grumpy and sent out a barrage.

"Hey, hey... Thank you for the compliment. ”

I was very irritable and posted a barrage: "The cave master wants to make a lot of money, doesn't he?"

"Grumpy brother still wants to break the bank?"

"What do I mean? There is a fool who gives 10,000 yuan, do you want it?"

"What? And this kind of good thing?"

"There is a fool on Weibo, the whole network begged for solo, won him and gave 10,000, and there was no punishment if he lost. His level is almost one drill one, my level is not good enough to do him, you must be able to !!"

"Solo? 10,000, a lot of money. ”

"Of course, the two goods are too much to burn. Do you want to challenge the cave master?"

"Well, I'll think about it. ”

Hu Kairui's eyes were rolling, and he calculated in his heart that playing solo must have a show effect, and if he wins, he can get 10,000 yuan, and he doesn't have to give money if he loses, it seems that he won't lose anything.

"The cave master is going to challenge, don't come again when the opportunity is not lost, the Weibo name of the second goods is Li Xian (I'm not Brother Waist)" The grumpy brother finished the barrage and exited the live broadcast room directly.

However, after he left, there were still people in the live broadcast room who brushed Li Xian's name, and obviously many people knew about it.

"I know this Li Xian, I've seen his video. ”

"Brother Waist is a big tyrant. ”

"Cave master, your opportunity to abuse your thighs has come, no, it's to hug your thighs. ”

Brother Thigh?

Hu Kairui's eyes lit up, he squinted at Wang Kai, and said loudly: "Brother Kai, what do you say." ”

"What the hell!"

"Together?"

"That's a must. ”

The water friend who called me very irritable, if Li Xian saw this ID, he should think of the representative of the violent language class of the challenger of the SOLO competition who was abused by him.

That's right, this grumpy brother is the representative of Zu'an's language class.

He was very unconvinced after losing the solo game, and when he thought of Li Xian's ridicule afterwards, he became more and more depressed and aggrieved.

So, this guy began to call friends and find a way to find someone to help him avenge him. After finding a few powerful friends, he felt that it was not enough, so he came to YY channel 90001.

Aren't you a dick?

I see that you have a great god anchor cock, I think you have a retired king cock!

Brother Grumpy's idea is very simple, that is, to give Li Xian hatred and let him lose to bankruptcy!

The cave master is only one of the options, not the only one. Subsequently, he took his friends to Dong Xiaosa's live broadcast room, and the routine was the same, first sending 66 blood bottles, and then popularizing Li Xian's "glorious deeds".

"Director Dong hammered and exploded that second ....."

"Carl has a personal online money ....."

"Brother Ba, it's time for your national service No. 1 Sein to go out of the mountain. ”

"Swear, that fool will only play blind, and your heroes will defeat him. ”

"solofeng!PK go, it's really 10,000. ”

"Xueqi Xueqi....I'm not lying, just look at Weibo. ”

"Wind team, engage in the effect of the show, and the PK with the local tyrant will definitely explode. ”

"Brother Kai, use your little fishman to kill that second goods. ”

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This guy spared no effort to give Hagera "hatred", and the anchors in 90001 were basically patronized.

The blood vial was sent out like no money, not to mention ten groups of 66. A blood vial costs five yuan, and ten groups of 66 are more than three thousand, and he has also made a lot of money.

If Li Xian knew that this product was looking for an opponent for himself, or his respective celebrity anchors and retired celebrities, he would probably be moved to reimburse the blood vials he sent out.

Sell blood to promote yourself.

it, you're going to move Huaxia!

This kind of superb black powder can really be co-opted.

Well, Brother Grumpy just wants to see Li Xian lose money.

But he didn't know that Brother Xian just wanted to lose money.

The least person who can win the brother is the king or above, and the Lao Tzu team lacks this kind of talent.

Playing solo matches with celebrity anchors, if you lose, you will have a publicity fee of 10,000 yuan, and if you win a batch of blood earnings, you can also meet a wave of bigwigs in the circle.

Of course, Brother Xian didn't know that this kind of good thing had already come to the door.

He was more excited after the lottery, drank a little too much, and now he has entered his dream with Rei Ayaami's 1 to 1 pillow.

I don't know if it was because he was too excited during the lottery, he had a very strange dream.

In my dream, there was a small stream, surrounded by lush bushes, and not far away was a dense forest, with straight and straight trees, which seemed to be a .....

By the river, he took out a pan and fried a poached egg. After frying, I disliked that the poached egg was too flat, so I poured it into the river to feed the fish.

Then, the picture suddenly changed, and he came to a mountain range, which was lofty and steep, stacked and continuous, and it was really refreshing to be here.

Just when he wanted to climb one peak after another, the picture changed again, and his body suddenly fell weightlessly and fell into the cliff, fluttering and .....fluttering, shaking and shaking....I just couldn't touch the end, and there was slowly a light in the darkness, a piece of white flowers.

And then... There is no then.

This dream is so strange, there are streams, bushes, tall trees, proud peaks, and bottomless cliffs.

What is the implication, it is estimated that Zhou Gong can't interpret the dream.

When he woke up, it was already nine o'clock in the morning, and Li Xian hugged the pillow and turned it over, and it took a long time to get up.

When I went to the bathroom to brush my teeth and wash my face, I still used white toothpaste, this tube of toothpaste was very effective, and before I used up a third, the stains on my teeth had been cleaned up.

Having a mouthful of snow-white teeth is definitely a plus.

Came out of the bathroom and habitually measured his weight, the electronic scale showed 89.5 kilograms, and the attribute panel was 176 kilograms (slightly fat).

This chubby range seems to be a bit large.

Back in the living room, Li Xian planned to ask Lin Yuan to get some breakfast and come in, but thinking of some of the items he had drawn yesterday, he took out the pan in the warehouse with a thought.

Fry something yourself?

This pan should work pretty well.

Thinking of this, Li Xian took the pan and went to the kitchen.

The material of this pan cannot be judged for the time being, it is definitely not stainless steel, but it is very hard.

Li Xian tested its hardness and knocked it against his purple gold ashtray, and the bottom of the pot was intact.

This Nima hardness can completely block bullets.

Uh....it is definitely not needed to block bullets in China, but it is quite easy to hold, and it can be used as close armor.

A pan in his left hand, a golf club in his right hand, an ashtray pinned to his waist, and a billiard cue strapped to his back.....

This style of painting...... Not quite right.....

Phew....Brother is a god!!

The left hand should be Patek Philippe, the right hand Vacheron Constantin, a Porsche and Ferrari pinned to the waist, and an LV on the back.....

This style of painting...... Forget it, don't think about it.

The frying pan was still hot on the fire, Li Xian picked up an egg and was about to beat it into the pot, when suddenly the picture in the dream flashed in his mind, and he put the egg back down.

The poached eggs are flat and flat, and they don't look appetizing.

So, I found a box of chicken breast meat in the refrigerator and put it in the pan to fry it piece by piece.

He took out a cigarette and put it in his mouth, snapped his right hand, and a delicate lighter appeared in his hand.

This lighter was also given away by lottery yesterday.

It is not to be the work of the yodelers, the carving is extremely exquisite, and a dragon hovers over the surface of the lighter, and the scales and claws on it are clearly visible.

What's even more rare is that it is dark gold, which goes well with your own purple gold ashtray.

With this lighter, Li Xian's zippo can be retired.

"Ding~~"

The lighter made a wonderful and textured sound, and blue-green flames came out.

Li Xian lowered his head slightly and lit the cigarette in his mouth, rubbed his right hand, and the lighter returned to the warehouse, and then the ashtray appeared next to the stove.

It's too convenient, and this little life is not something that money can buy.

Meimei took a puff of cigarette and turned over the chicken breast that had been fried until browned in the pan, when the phone suddenly rang.

Li Xian took out his mobile phone and glanced at it, it was Dong Linlin's phone, and directly pressed the connect button.

"What's the matter?"

ps: There are still four thousand updates on Chinese New Year's Eve, and I didn't watch it when the Spring Festival Gala. Here's a New Year's greeting to all the big guys, happy new year, all the best, all wishes come true, red envelopes have wood? Those who have money hold a money field. If you don't have money to support a talent, there will always be a recommendation ticket to invest, right? Thank you.

Next week's score is strong.... Finally waiting for you to do it.... Alas, it's finally been a peaceful year.