Chapter 923: Victory is not martial
Hu Mingchen usually doesn't drink much, unless there are special circumstances, although the degree of this wine is not high, but three and a half bowls down, it is almost half a catty, as soon as the strength of the wine comes up, Hu Mingchen's head feels a little dizzy.
Looking around, Hu Mingchen saw that the people who came from his side were all entertained by the relatives of the woman's family, and even Hu Jianjun couldn't take care of Hu Mingchen at this time, and was being pulled by Zhou Yuxian's eldest cousin in his thirties, and he touched a small cup from time to time.
"Hey, what are you looking at, come, drink, my grandfather said, I want to greet you, come, I'll pour you wine." The little boy next to him patted Hu Mingchen and said.
"Don't pour the wine yet, your grandfather, tell me who your grandfather is first?" Hu Mingchen pushed his wine bowl a little and said.
"Haha, you don't even know my grandfather, my grandfather is your third aunt's father, so the two of us are brothers. ”
"Then what's your name?" Hu Mingchen didn't want to drink for the time being, so he simply opened the topic and chatted.
"My name is Zhou Bichun, what is your name?" Zhou Bichun put the wine barrel at his feet and looked at Hu Mingchen and said.
Yes, that's right, it's a wine barrel, not a wine bottle. Because it is bulk wine, there is no wine bottle, and when drinking in the countryside, I also feel that a bottle of wine is only a catty, which is not a problem at all. Hu Mingchen drank Zhou Bichun's pot is quite small, just a two-kilogram plastic wine barrel, and others use it to weigh five kilograms.
"Hehe, they asked you to accompany me, didn't they tell you who I was?" didn't give you my name?" Hu Mingchen asked as he put a piece of blood tofu in his mouth and chewed it.
"No, let's just say that you are my nephew, that is, the nephew of my new aunt, who knows what your name is, I know that I also asked you Mao. Come on, I said my name was Zhou Bichun, you can't be fooled. "Zhou Bichun is not a child, and this child's heart is revealed all at once.
"What am I doing, I'm fooling, it's impossible, you tell me first, do you know what my surname is?" Seeing that the other party was funny, Hu Mingchen teased him.
"You didn't even say it, how would I know. ”
"Then I'll give you a few answers, if you guess correctly, I'll drink, guess wrong, do you dare to drink?"
"What don't you dare, you say. After a few taels, this kid also feels a little "social person", "which one is afraid of which." ”
"Zhao Qian, Sun Li, Zhou Wu Zheng Wang, guess what, what is my surname?" Hu Mingchen said casually.
"You treat me stupidly, you said eight words, how can I be so good, I can only say three at most, then it's easy to guess. Zhou Bichun immediately protested.
Hu Mingchen laughed secretly in his heart, thinking that this guy had discovered the key to the problem, but it turned out that he had a lot of words.
"Yes, you are so smart, you can do it, okay, I'll reduce it to three, Zhao Qiansun, okay, guess. Hu Mingchen couldn't help laughing and gave him a thumbs up compliment.
was complimented and praised by Hu Mingchen, and Zhou Bichun was still a little complacent: "Hmm...... Then I guess your surname is Zhao, isn't it, is your surname Zhao. ”
"I'm sorry, you guessed wrong, you have to drink this wine. After speaking, Hu Mingchen lifted the wine barrel and took the initiative to pour wine into his bowl.
Zhou Bichun is also really cute, willing to gamble and lose, without saying a word, pick up the bowl and drink. made Hu Mingchen still have some self-contempt and forbearance in his heart, just playing with a doll like this, it feels too despicable.
"Since I guessed yours, then you have to guess mine too, and now you guess what my surname is?" I will also give you a few words for you to choose, um......" Zhou Bichun put down the bowl and was about to fight back.
It's just that Zhou Bichun hasn't gotten along with him for a word, and Hu Mingchen told him the answer: "Your surname is Zhou, right, your surname is Zhou." ”
Hu Mingchen really couldn't cry or laugh, little brother, you are a fool for me, your name tells me that your name is Zhou Bichun, if I don't know your surname Zhou, then how stupid and stupid I am.
"Wow, you're also smart, you guessed it at once, then I'll admit the punishment and I'll drink. "Without Hu Mingchen's hands, Zhou Bichun began to pour wine for himself.
Hu Mingchen didn't do anything, he was really ashamed of himself, bullying a little doll like this was too much of a victory.
"Eh, eh, eh, why don't you forget it this time?" Hu Mingchen, who found out in conscience, raised his hand to block it.
Hu Mingchen's kindness, but Zhou Bichun didn't appreciate it: "Why don't you count, don't worry, I'm a person who can afford to lose, man, how can I cheat, it's a puppy who is cheating, let go, I want to drink." ”
What is this, and it's a puppy.
Forget it, since he is so able to drink, for the sake of safety, it is better to get him drunk first than to be drunk yourself. If he wants to drink, let him drink.
After another half bowl of wine, Zhou Bichun was even more unconvinced: "Let's draw boxing, will you do boxing?"
"What kind of punch? rock-paper-scissors?"
"Hmph, rock-paper-scissors? That's a trick that only little babies play, drinking and boxing, of course it's five heads, six, six, six, six. Zhou Bichun snorted coldly with disdain.
"Five heads, six, six, six, hehe, I didn't expect you to be so young and able to draw wine boxing, you are very good, are you the king of boxing?" Hu Mingchen was amused by this kid.
"What boxing champion, I don't understand, whether you can draw or not, whether you will do it, whether you dare or not? One punch and half a bowl, I will be able to draw a punch at the age of seven, which is like you, hum. Hu Mingchen looked down on him, but angered Zhou Bichun.
"Amazing, you can draw a fist at the age of seven, okay, okay, come if you like, let's say the brothers are good first or please first?" Hu Mingchen said with a smile.
"Which one says that the brothers are good, that the brothers are good, come, come, I will pour the wine first and draw the ......"
This little guy is very mature and sophisticated, in terms of the amount of alcohol, Hu Mingchen doesn't dare to say that he must be better than him, but when it comes to playing games and talking about scheming, I'm afraid that ten Zhou Bichun is not an opponent.
Zhou Bichun poured wine, and the two of them began to row. This wine boxing, Hu Mingchen watched others play on the construction site before he was reborn, and he participated in it a few times, so he was no stranger to it.
The first is to find the law, the average person will have a preference and a certain regularity when he goes out of his fingers, once he grasps this law, the probability of winning will increase significantly. The second is that the eyes are fast, if you can be a little slower when punching, and the eyes are a little more accurate, then you can predict the result in advance.
Those who do a good job of drawing wine and boxing have a fast response, and these two conditions are also better mastered.
Although Zhou Bichun said that he started boxing at the age of seven, but when he really started, he was almost like a rookie in front of Hu Mingchen, Hu Mingchen used his keen vision, fast or slow shots, and the characteristics of quick brain response, basically every time he could predict what he was going to do and win him.
After ten punches, Hu Mingchen can basically win an eight-* nine punches, so that Zhou Bichun keeps drinking, and Hu Mingchen keeps pouring wine for him.
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"Dad, what do you think, how can you arrange for Zhou Bichun to drink with Hu Mingchen?" On the pier at the door of the house, Zhou Yuxian pulled her father's sleeve and shook it and complained.
"Then don't look for him, who is the younger generation, he will drink. ”
"Oh, find someone to sit with him casually and have a meal, why do you want to find someone who can drink, Hu Mingchen is not the kind of person who drinks...... Hurry up, find someone to call Zhou Bichun down, if Hu Mingchen is drunk, how can it be good. Zhou Yuxian said nervously and worriedly.
"He's an adult, Zhou Bichun is five years younger than him, how can he get drunk. You're really worrying, everyone is an outgoing girl, and you haven't married yet, so you're starting to worry about his family. At this time, Zhou Yuxian's mother came out from behind and said.
"Oh, he's not an ordinary person, if he's a person, it doesn't matter how drunk he is, but he's ......"
"It's not your fault, who shouted that you promised his nephew to come, you don't know, several people have been chattering in my ear, saying that people look down on our family, where is there a nephew who has incense to come. What's so unusual, you're gone, he's not your nephew. Zhou Yuxian's mother glared and said.
"You only know my nephew, he is my boss and Hu Jianqiang's boss, we have to listen to him when we go to work, remember that I sold the house to get money, and he bought the house at that time. Do you think I'll be able to command him if I go over? Don't think about that, hurry up and find a way to get Zhou Bichun down, that kid is a mess. Zhou Yuxian said urgently.
"Wow, he's the boss? Are you mistaken, I think he's a half-grown doll. Zhou Yuxian was surprised at the moment.
"What did I lie to you for, really. Zhou Yuxian stomped his feet.
"Old man, then you hurry up, Zhou Bichun's baby can't speak, don't let him offend people by talking nonsense. ”
Zhou Yuxian's father also understood why Zhou Yuxian cared so much, so he went to find Zhou Bichun's father.
When Zhou Bichun's father went to call Zhou Bichun home, this kid had already been drunk by Hu Mingchen, and the whole person ran to the side and vomited.
This is still the result of Hu Mingchen's control, otherwise he would have been even more drunk. Thinking that he was still a doll after all, if he drank too much, it would be very bad if something happened to him in case of poisoning, so when he poured wine, Hu Mingchen didn't pour too much, and he also diverted the topic and pulled him to eat some food.
In this wine fight, Hu Mingchen won it, but it was a little disgraceful to win, except for the three bowls in the front, and the back was simply a bully.
After eating a meal for more than two hours, Hu Mingchen and several of them who came to insert incense were drunk and overturned.
After the banquet was withdrawn, the Zhou family arranged a place for them to rest, and after a short rest, the ceremony was carried out, and after the ceremony, they had to drink again in the evening.
Anyway, Hu Mingchen won't go back tonight, and they won't leave until they wake up the next day.
In the evening, when it was almost dark, Zhou Yuxian's family lit red red candles on the shrine in the hall, and a row of incense was also inserted in front of the ancestral tablet.
Hu Jianqiang, who also drank a lot of wine, sat in the center of the venue with Zhou Yuxian, and if it was the next time he came to greet his relatives, Hu Jianqiang would not be sitting, but kneeling under the shrine.