Chapter 160: Teacher Xu has started class
Brother Long was stunned for a moment, and then immediately reacted, he said angrily: "What a mess, I ...... I'm not very good at my side, shouldn't I eat something to make up my waist? Why is it still on me that it's your responsibility?"
Xu Yang said: "Who told you that the impotence is because of kidney problems?"
"Huh?" Brother Long was stunned again: "Tonifying the kidneys and strengthening the yang, isn't this what Chinese medicine says?"
Xu Yang shook his head and asked, "Tell me, which Chinese medicine doctor told you this?"
I really asked which one it was, but Brother Long couldn't say it again: "Don't you all say that? What do you eat, drink bone broth and supplement calcium." ”
Xu Yang was even more speechless: "Drinking bone broth to supplement calcium, can you also rely on the head of traditional Chinese medicine? Does traditional Chinese medicine have the concept of calcium? Is there such a word?"
"Huh?" Brother Long was stunned for a moment: "It seems to be the same." ”
His younger brother asked, "Then how do you supplement calcium...... My third uncle broke a bone some time ago and went to the orthopedic hospital to pick it up, but he is still raising it at home. ”
Xu Yang said: "You can treat it from the kidney, encourage the kidney qi, and when the kidney qi is strong, the healing of the bones will naturally be faster." ”
As soon as Brother Long stretched out his hands, he immediately said: "Look, I'll just say that I want to replenish my kidneys...... Men have to make up for it!"
Brother Long can be regarded as reasonable.
Hearing this, the expressions of several men present became a little weird.
Zhang Ke looked at this, looked at that, and didn't hide the disgust on his face.
Gao Xingliang also asked, "Doctor Xu, is that ...... I also brewed some medicinal wine to supplement that before, can't I drink it anymore?"
Xu Yang also felt a little painful for a while, how could these men be so keen on aphrodisiac. He said: "The kidney is the innate foundation, the kidney qi is strong, and people are naturally not easy to get sick. ”
"But when you shout all day long to replenish your kidneys, you are actually paying attention to your own problems. In fact, dysentery is not all caused by the kidneys. Just like you, you're not kidney deficient. ”
Xu Yang pointed at Brother Long.
Brother Long's face immediately showed surprise: "Really, look, I'll just say it, I'm not false! Next time I see who dares to say that I'm false?"
Brother Long's little brother was suddenly a little confused, how could he still be proud.
Zhang Ke made up a knife next to him: "But you're impotent!"
Brother Long's face suddenly collapsed, and he turned his head to look at Zhang Ke sadly.
Zhang Ke made up for the second knife: "People are just empty, you are so good that you are directly impotent." ”
"You...... You ......" Brother Long pointed at Zhang Ke angrily, his fingers trembling.
"You ......" Brother Long wanted to scold the street.
"Huh?" Gao Xingliang snorted softly, and the aura of death once again shrouded Brother Long's head.
Brother Long's swear words didn't dare to say it.
Xu Yang also waved his hand and said, "Coco, don't make trouble, let's get down to business." ”
Zhang Ke pursed his lips and walked to the counter by himself.
A voice came from the door: "Xiao Xu, go on, doesn't the problem of kidney deficiency have anything to do with impotence?"
Several people looked at the door, and there was a middle-aged man wearing an apron standing outside, this was the owner of the bun shop next door, Xu Yang used to buy buns to eat at their house.
Xu Yang was also slightly stunned.
The owner of the bun shop said: "Tell me, I ...... I have a friend who also brews a lot of medicinal wine, and he also has this problem, so I'm here to help him ask. ”
Xu Yang was stunned again.
The others were also stunned.
Zhang Ke, who was behind the counter, rolled his eyes and opened WeChat. There are hundreds of bottom merchants downstairs in their Sunshine New Village Community, and there is also a large vegetable farm, and they all have a group.
Zhang Ke posted a message in the group: "Mingxintang expert Chinese medicine has given a lecture to tell the secret of men's emptiness." It's already been done, bosses, listen to it quickly!"
After posting, Zhang Ke quickly switched the trumpet and posted in the group: "It's really good, the old Gao of the bun shop is stupid." ”
Then Zhang Ke switched to the second trumpet and continued to send: "I feel that I understand a lot, it just so happens that I have a friend who needs this knowledge very much, so that's what happened." In addition, Lao Gao is really a bit silly. ”
Zhang Ke switched to the third trumpet: "I arrived, and when I saw the news, I hurriedly ran over, and it was really good." At the beginning of the talk, my friend asked me to come and listen, come on. In addition, upstairs, Lao Gao is really a bit stupid. ”
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No one knows how many trumpets Zhang Ke has inserted into this boss group, anyway, he shouted all the time, this point is just when it is relatively empty, and these bosses are also free.
As soon as I listened to the lectures of the men here, the male bosses next to me couldn't leave, and many of them directly helped their friends to listen.
All of a sudden, the entrance of Mingxin Hall was crowded with people.
The bosses first looked at the patient, then Xu Yang, and then looked at the old Gao of the bun shop, a whole set of processes.
Hey, Lao Gao really listened a little silly.
The bun shop is still a little confused, why is everyone looking at him?
Not to mention him, Xu Yang was also a little confused, why did so many people suddenly come?
Zhang Ke put down the phone, and his heart was not empty at all. She glanced at Brother Long again, who was angry, and rolled her eyes.
But Brother Long is dumbfounded, this is already shameful enough, it has been seen by so many people, why are there more and more people?
Is it going to be studied by so many people? This is really a public execution, Nima, is there anything more tragic in this world!
Thinking of this, Brother Long almost fainted. He went over and hugged Xingliang's thigh, and he was about to cry: "The government, the leader, the policeman, take me away, lock me up." ”
Brother Long's little brother was also heartbroken.
Xing Xingliang couldn't cry or laugh for a while, what kind of trouble is this kid doing, what the hell?
Xu Yang shook his head slightly, took a mask from the table and threw it towards Brother Long.
Brother Long was stunned for a moment.
Xu Yang said, "Put it on." ”
Brother Long was overjoyed immediately, and quickly picked up the mask and put it on his face, and now no one knew him.
Brother Long, who had a mask, stood up again, and returned to the real man in a second. Brother Long, who was covering his face, was in high spirits again. Hey, mask to cover face, no one cowards!
The little brother also came over to pat the fart: "Brother Long, the mask can't hide your handsomeness!"
Brother Long kicked his little brother: "What are you yelling about, call me Brother Biao from now on?"
The younger brother was stunned: "Ah Biao, who sells fish, aren't you on good terms with him?"
Brother Long said: "That's right, that's why you call me Brother Biao." ”
The expression on the younger brother's face suddenly became richer, and he gave a thumbs up and said, "High." ”
Brother Long Quack laughed twice.
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There were also many outside bosses crowded in Mingxin Hall for a while, and everyone was waiting for Xu Yang to go to class.
Zhang Ke turned on the recording function, and she wanted to sort out the content of Xu Yang's class and post it on the official account and Weibo.
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