Volume 1: The Holy Maiden's Escape Chapter 114 I, standing and peeing, can you do it!
When the Security Council was discussing the extremely unlikely events made by Gong Zimeng and Chu Yuesheng, as one of the objects of discussion, Chu Yuesheng now had a feeling that the world had become strange.
By this time, he had sat down on the single sofa in the living room. Because his favorite position was being occupied by Xingxi Baixue, Chu Yuesheng, who was sitting on the single sofa, felt a little depressed.
Of course, it's more about the sense of absurdity after the fierce clash between reality and common sense. Because of what Xingxi Baixue just said, he really couldn't accept it.
What does it mean that "he will be a star goddess from now on." Let's not talk about how the Star Curtain Saintess transformed a human into a Star Curtain Saintess, there are so many black technologies of the Star Curtain Saintess, maybe there is really this technology. But as we all know, the Star Curtain Holy Maiden is a single-sex race, and there are only women in the whole race from top to bottom, but Chu Yuesheng is a pure old man, and he is standing when he pees!
Well, there's nothing to be proud of, as long as it's a man, you can do it. But, the Holy Maidens of the Stars, they can't.
Wait a minute...... Does the Holy Maiden of the Star Curtain need to go to the toilet? The goddess doesn't need to poop but it's common sense, in the human world, the Holy Maiden of the Star Curtain is all goddess-level characters, so they don't have any troubles in this regard.
Xingxi Baixue was still supporting her face with her hands, waiting for Chu Yuesheng's reply. If she knew that Chu Yuesheng was thinking about whether she should or not to be so rude, she didn't know if she would be very angry and raised the water glass in her hand and slapped it on Chu Yuesheng's head.
So, why is this happening?
In fact, it was necessary to start from the time when Xingxi Baixue jumped up from the sofa and greeted Chu Yuesheng.
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"Junior, welcome home!!" Xingxi Baixue jumped up from the sofa and said hello to Chu Yuesheng happily. Because of her intense movement, the two little rabbits on her chest jumped very unhonestly, and they looked magnificent.
It turns out that there is such a Q bomb?
But seeing the stars and snow again, Chu Yuesheng's heart did not have the joy of seeing this pleasing beauty again, but the sense of ominousness in his heart was like ink dripping on rice paper, spreading and expanding rapidly.
Although they haven't been together for a long time, Chu Yuesheng has already suffered from the elusiveness of Xingxi Baixue. Chu Yuesheng, an ordinary human being, couldn't understand the thoughts of this eldest lady at all, so for the sake of his own brain and life, Chu Yuesheng had made up his mind to stay away from Xingxi Baixue from now onβif they still had a chance to meet again.
So, why does Starry Snow appear directly in my home?
As for why Xingxi Baixue's action power was so high, Chu Yuesheng didn't bother to think about it. Anyway, even the shuttle boat that was 108,000 miles away from the space elevator could not reach the world, and Xingxi Baixue could say that she could go, and it was not strange that she could get to his house faster than Chu Yuesheng.
Chu Yuesheng ignored Xingxi Baixue, who seemed to be in a good mood to take off, but turned his head and looked at Ah Tie, who was about to pour a drink into Xingxi Baixue's cup. He knew that the reason why Xingxi Baixue came over was definitely a very important reason.
Who called them or netizens. Xingxi Baixue originally planned to come to play with Ah Tie, and Ah Tie also made a casserole porridge for Xingxi Baixue, and was ready to receive Xingxi Baixue, but Chu Yuesheng drank it like a cow chewing a peony.
Noticing that Chu Yuesheng's eyes glanced over, Ah Tie flattened the boxed juice in his hand, and said to Chu Yuesheng: "Young master, welcome home, you have worked hard today." β
Indeed, I was quite tired today. Chu Yue has grown so big, and he has never squeezed his physical strength so much. Even now, Chu Yuesheng's calf still hurts. But I am afraid that the real sequelae will not be felt until I wake up tomorrow, and I hope that Chu Yuesheng will be able to get up from the bed by himself at that time.
But at least for now, Chu Yuesheng can't let Ah Tie go, "Ah Tie, can you tell me about you and this ......"
"Sister Bai Xue, Sister Bai Xue, junior. Xingxi Baixue interjected as she jumped on the sofa.
Gong Zimeng's eyes were also jumping up and down with the movements of Xingxi Baixue. Hearing that the cow shamelessly wanted to rob her of her name again, she finally couldn't help but speak, "With all due respect, your life trajectory is only five years. β
Is this the meaning of age...... Chu Yuesheng stared at Xingxi Baixue's well-developed figure, and couldn't believe that such a wonderful girl was actually a young girl who was just five years old.
How does this grow, can't it grow like this with hormones, inflatable?
The question of age seems to be taboo for women at all times. Even a starry saintess like Xingxi Baixue couldn't help but sink her face after being ruthlessly revealed by Gong Zimeng the secret of her age.
Little Douding, I've put up with you for a long time. Ignore you and ignore you, don't you really think that your aunt and grandmother are easy to bully.
Chu Yuesheng understood the atmosphere between Gongzimeng and Xingxi Baixue, which was like a Shura battlefield, and the cold hairs on his back stood upside down. Don't fight these two at his house, if a slip of the hand demolishes his house, he won't have anywhere else to live.
"Okay, okay, Sister Bai Xue is fine, that's it. Ah Tie, how did you and Sister Bai Xue meet?"
Chu Yuesheng bluntly interrupted the conflict that was about to break out between Xingxi Baixue and Gong Zimeng, seeing that Chu Yuesheng himself did not reject this title that made him a head shorter, Gong Zimeng snorted a little unpleasantly, and directly turned around and stepped on the slippers and went upstairs, not even wanting to eat.
Seeing Gong Zimeng's feet wrapped in white stockings completely disappear at the corner of the stairs, Chu Yuesheng smiled bitterly, he didn't know why Gong Zimeng and Xingxi Baixue looked at each other so wrongly, but now Chu Yuesheng's questions were all focused on Xingxi Baixue's body, there were too many things he had to figure out, at least he had to know what Xingxi Baixue stuffed into his head, right? So at this time, he had to stay by Xingxi Baixue's side.
If Gong Zimeng felt that she was biased towards Xingxi Baixue and became a traitor, Chu Yuesheng didn't know how to explain it to her, I hope Gong Zimeng wouldn't be so careful......
The only person who had nothing to do with it and was in some way was gone, and Xingxi Baixue seemed even more unscrupulous. She picked up the cup that had been refilled, brought it to her mouth and took a sip, and then just held the cup and snorted at Chu Yuesheng.
Chu Yuesheng sighed, temporarily suppressed the worries on Gong Zimeng's side, and sat on the single sofa next to him.
Ah Tie's electronic eyes focused on Chu Yuesheng and Xingxi Baixue's faces twice, and then he turned around and walked directly into his tool room, and even closed the door, leaving the entire space on the first floor completely to Chu Yuesheng and Xingxi Baixue.
Ah Tie's attitude made Chu Yuesheng feel very bad, although as early as when Xingxi Baixue first pasted his forehead, Chu Yuesheng felt that Xingxi Baixue might have been the target from the beginning, after all, if it was an ordinary person who had nothing to do with it at all, no matter how she thought about it, Xingxi Baixue would not be able to make such an intimate move, but at least she was still wearing the coat of "Ah Tie's netizen" at that time. Now that you don't even act, what does Xingxi Baixue want to do?
"Sit down, we have a lot to say, junior. β
[Pencil] β...... Sister Bai Xue, why me?" Chu Yuesheng sat upright, feeling like he had returned to his student days and had become a student who was asking questions to the teacher.
However, when Chu Yuesheng was in school, his teachers were not as cute as Xingxi Baixue.
Instead of asking Xingxi Baixue the purpose of those actions, it is better to directly ask Xingxi Baixue why he treats himself more directly. Chu Yuesheng had always thought that he was just an ordinary human being, but everything that had happened in the last few days seemed to be shattering the concept he had established since he was a child.
Ordinary humans would not meet such a beautiful and strong outrageous alien beautiful girl as Gong Zimeng, let alone be knocked on the wall twice in one day by an interstellar nobleman. Similarly, an ordinary person should not have Chu Yuesheng's ability that he himself feels a little surreal. The reason why he felt that his ability was weak in the past was actually entirely because his own mental strength was not enough, and he was not enough to pay the "reward" for making his ability directly effective.
Looking at Chu Yuesheng's face full of curiosity, Xingxi Baixue put down the cup in her hand and revealed a ...... to Chu Yuesheng It looks like a mother's loving smile when she looks at her cub making a fool.
"Because you are my kindred. You are the Holy Maiden of the Star Veil, and the star crystal on your forehead is proof of your identity. β
Hearing Xingxi Baixue say this, Chu Yuesheng's expression did not change in the slightest, and he even wanted to laugh a little, but the joke was not funny.
"Sister Bai Xue, I'm a human being. This stone was just stuffed into my head today. Anyway, can you help me get out this stone, I feel weird with a stone stuck in my head. β
"Hahahaha, you still don't believe it......" To be honest, Xingxi Baixue's smile now is not ladylike at all, but has a feeling of recklessness, very rude. But people are visual creatures after all, even if Xingxi Baixue smiled so openly, it didn't make people feel hideous, but because of the trembling of her body, there were pleasing waves, which made Chu Yuesheng once again have a curiosity to explore the softness and elasticity of her body.
After laughing, Xingxi Baixue's expression instantly returned to a serious appearance.
"Believe it or not, from now on, you will be a Star Goddess. Adjust your mindset, junior. β
Starry Snow wasn't kidding. Chu Yuesheng finally confirmed this. But since she wasn't joking, life must have played a big joke on him.
So, in front of Xingxi Baixue, Chu Yuesheng touched his little brother with his hand expressionlessly and breathed a sigh of relief.
Thankfully, it's still there.