Chapter 7: The eldest sister rescues the scene, controls the field, sends the field, and leaves the field
The dense "squeak" sound in the distance sounded much more miserable than before, wave after wave of voles fled in the direction of Wu Dao, Wu Dao rushed to the "Mediterranean" and struggled to resist the front, seeing that he was about to be unable to resist, the rats were about to drown the animals at the entrance of the village behind him, and the "whoop~~~" of the rice ball had become "whoa!hew!!".
Wu Dao saw a large group of dogs spread out from a distance, biting and barking to surround the rats.
"It's like a dog shepherding sheep. Wu Dao sighed and slashed on the ground, and the embroidered spring knife bought online was bent.
"Wang!"
The barking of the dog was somewhat familiar, and the silver light flashed in front of Wu Dao's eyes, and the vole that pounced on him was nailed to the ground.
"Gandalf?!" Wu Dao saw the Afghan Hound coming in the distance, his silver fur reflected the sunlight, and he felt that his whole body was covered with glow, as if Gandalf was standing in the sun during the Battle of the Holy Helmet Valley.
The footsteps of the Afghan hound were slightly messy, and the eyes that were originally looking at Wu Dao didn't look at him, and they suddenly raised their front paws and hit the ground, "Bang!"
There is no difference in the range, with the Afghan hound as the center, all the animals are knocked down, Wu Dao bowed his head to resist the air wave and sat on the ground.
"It heard, it got angry, it should have seen The Lord of the Rings... Wu Dao sat on the ground with some amusement, grabbed the hair that penetrated the vole around him and pretended to study.
The silver hair scales flicker, reflecting the sunlight and flowing with a multicolored halo, which is not simple at a glance.
Wu Dao lowered his head and glanced at the Afghan hound, seeing that it didn't pay attention to this side, he quickly pulled out the hair around him and collected it, and there was no blood at all.
Wu Dao grabbed a handful of dog hair and wrapped it into a bundle and smiled contentedly in his pocket.
Wu Dao didn't find out, in fact, his every move was in the eyes of the Afghan hound, and he came to evaluate this human being very obscene.
The scene was controlled, the dog group led by the Afghan Hound was really strong, the average evolution was high, and it was organized, had brains, and had the means, and the resisting voles were killed on the spot, and the rest were forced to crowd together, and the previous rage was gone, when the huge number brought advantages, and after falling into the group carnival feast, it was suppressed by a higher level of violence, and returned to its previous weak and pitiful appearance.
Fantuan will run over and circle around Wu Dao a few times, arching Wu Dao with his nose, Wu Dao touched Fantuan's head, signaled that he was fine, and then gave Fantuan a look and slammed the Afghan hound Nunu's mouth.
The rice ball wagged his tail, hummed and chirped in small steps, looking aggrieved, Wu Dao sighed, and sighed, order the rice ball normally, otherwise there will be no play.
Seeing the rice ball obediently sitting next to the Afghan hound, his tongue was withdrawn, and the dog's face became serious.
The Afghan Hound glowed, this time it really did, and the light slowly drifted to the ground, as if the wind had stopped all around.
Wu Dao found that the whole scene was quiet, and all the animals stopped making noise, as if they were waiting for something.
The soil under the dead big fat pig suddenly turned over, and the soil sank downward, Wu Dao was startled, turned over and picked up the crescent moon embroidered spring knife on the ground, took a few steps back, and found that the "Mediterranean" tears flowed wildly, and the snot flowed out of the pig's nose.
The dead fat pig gradually sank, and several flat beetles the size of size 42 shoes were turned out on the side, black with bright orange, yellow, and red stripes on their bodies, forming different crying faces, smiling faces and other more figurative patterns.
"This is ... Bury bugs?"
Wu Dao has seen this thing, the scavenger of nature, except for the figurative patterns on his body, the rest is exactly the same, and the body shape is not counted.
The burrowed burial worm crawled to the side, its wings rubbing against the hard shell on its back.
Wu Dao was really frightened this time, and he felt very sad when his voices intersected, and the burial insects were actually playing mourning music!
The sound of mourning music is getting louder and louder, and the 3D stereoscopic surround forms a resonance, becoming more and more solemn.
Wu Dao looked around dumbfounded, and found that all the animal carcasses were slowly sinking, and there must be burial insects rubbing their wings around.
"The African burial bugs probably play the black coffin, right?"
Wu Dao turned his head to look at the Afghan hound, this time he really admired it, these burial insects should have been summoned by it.
Thinking back to the rescue, control, and delivery in one go, it is simply pleasing to the eye.
The only thing that doesn't feel right is that the wing friction is too monotonous, and the mourning music played is not enough, Wu Dao secretly made up his mind that he would have the opportunity to go back and find a suona to give to the burial worm.
After the funeral spectacle, Wu Dao shamelessly asked the rice ball to be cheeky and begged for something similar to DNA spirochetes in the vole's brain, and sure enough, the number of these things was very small, and Wu Dao of the "villager" didn't bother.
The Afghan hound told Wu Dao that everything has evolved in the last days, the balance of the old nature has been broken, and a new natural balance has emerged, and the reason why these voles are retained is because the surrounding areas of this community have not excessively encroached on the living environment of domestic animals because of their existence, and the distant mountains have long become another world.
"Have you found any other living humans?" Wu Dao hoped for an answer.
The Afghan Hound looked at Wu Dao deeply: "Yes, very few, I have seen it in other communities." ”
Then he quietly forcibly withdrew his claws from Wu Dao's hand.
Wu Dao finally fell on a big stone in his heart.
The Afghan Hound rejected Wu Dao's follow-up question, and this shameless thing proposed to facilitate the "post it" communication, and grabbed the other party's paws and did not let go while the Afghan Hound did not react.
After the Afghan Hound shook the vole leader out of the ground and beat him violently, he ordered him and the rat pack to maintain the balance of the surrounding area, ignoring Wu Dao's slander that the vole leader be killed to obtain the spiral. Lead the dogs to leave and continue to follow the path of evolution in the direction of the city.
The rice ball sat at the entrance of the village and screamed "woo", and Wu Dao squatted beside the rice ball and smoked a cigarette to watch the dogs leave.
"If you have a fate, you will meet your eldest sister!"
Wu Dao spit out a smoke ring, comforted the rice balls, and added in his heart: "That's how it was played in the movie." ”
After the war, the small village soon returned to peace, perhaps they were happy, or perhaps they were just accustomed to parting with life and death before they became wise.
Wu Dao couldn't empathize with them, but he didn't want to ask them what they thought about life and death.
Wu Dao and Fangiri temporarily settled in a small village, and they needed to take their time through the mountains in the distance.
This thing is getting more and more shameless, this will be peeping at a big yellow dog, when the big yellow dog peed under the tree several times to maintain the territory, he found that Wu Dao stood at a good angle and opened his eyes wide, looking at its crotch with blazing eyes, and he was stunned for a few hours without spilling it.
The rice ball really couldn't look past it, so I asked Wu Dao, what do you mean?
Wu Dao said that he used to read the novel "Romance of the Dragon and Snake" by the great god, and the description of the martial arts move of the yellow dog peeing in it was particularly vivid and real.
Fangiri was moved by Wu Dao's sincerity and told Wu Dao that it was willing to pee for Daddy's performance.
As a result, he was disgusted by Wu Dao and said: "Your porcelain plate and brick grown outer figure-eight feet, you used to pee with crossed legs and didn't stand firmly, and you almost forgot to turn over?"
The rice balls were fried on the spot, and the next moment they were persuaded by Wu Dao: "Besides, you are not a yellow dog, you are a white dog." ”
Fangian felt very reasonable, speechless, ran to communicate with the big yellow dog, and bribed it for a piece of meatloaf.
The big yellow dog will also be flustered by a soak of urine, and the pheromones on the territory are about to dissipate, and it is in urgent need of maintenance, so he borrowed the donkey from the slope and made an appointment in the most remote place for Wu Dao to observe.
The big yellow dog couldn't bear not to look at Wu Dao, and happily finished scattering, and shivered, and when he looked up, he saw the group of ducks lying on the roof stretching their necks to look at it.
Wu Dao was fortunate to see what is called a dog jumping over the wall, a group of oversized animals destroyed the house on the roof, and the culprit quietly left to comfort the sad "Mediterranean".
Although Wu Dao is sometimes very unscored, for the "Mediterranean" who has lost his little brother, that is the way of chatting between mature males.
"Mediterranean" swallowed a mouthful of sweet potato roast in the basin, Wu Dao raised his glass to touch it and drink it dry, picked up a peanut and threw it into the mouth of "Mediterranean", looked at "Mediterranean" did not react, thought about it and grabbed a large handful of it into its mouth.
The two mature males were silently drinking wine and eating peanuts, Wu Dao felt very comfortable, an animal with relatively high intelligence, just looking at the eyes, he could understand its heart, not to mention that the "Mediterranean" was more transparent and humane after enlightenment.
Wu Dao thought of communicating with the Afghan hound, so he naturally ignored its race, felt more at ease, and unconsciously behaved.
Wu Dao was a little drunk, looking at the small eyes of the "Mediterranean", the long and dense eyelashes, and suddenly felt that this fat man had clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, and there must be a down-to-earth and emotional fat man around each protagonist!
"That's you, my fat brother!"
"Mediterranean" was taken aback, and looked at Wu Dao in surprise, Wu Dao leaned sideways and hugged "Mediterranean" head, put his face directly on his big ears and said: "Na, being a pig, the most important thing is to be happy." ”
“。。。 ”
"Fat brother, what's your name?"
“。。。 Hmph, no name. ”
Wu Dao is not broken, how can the farmer's pig not be named, it seems that the fat brother is very mindful of the past.
"It's okay, would you like to have my surname? My name is Wu Dao. ”
“。。。 ”
"How about calling you Wu Di, your heart is as thick and solid as the earth!"
As for whether the name was given according to this meaning, I saw Wu Dao getting up and not making contact with Wu Di, making a posture of sitting upright, and looking at Wu Di with a loving face.
"From now on, you will be my fat brother, and Fantuan is your eldest nephew, let's live well and live well in the future!"
Wu Dao was so moved that he choked up a little.
"Wow~", the spiral body is still so fragrant when fried, and the rice ball sits upright, but the saliva drawn into the line betrays it, and Wu Dao fries it in one breath, so he only dares to feed the rice ball a bunch, leave a bunch for Wu Di, and enjoy the rest for himself.
After eating the spirochetes, Wu Dao dried the zombie colloids he had collected before in a bamboo sieve, and the rice balls obediently guarded his own food.
And Wu Dao was looking for a weapon that could be used in the village, and the full moon embroidered spring knife was abolished.
After Wu Di learned about it, he told Wu Dao that in the northwest corner of the village was the pigsty where he used to live, and there was a guillotine knife for pigweed next to it, and that thing could be used.
The guillotine was removed, and Wu Dao found a large bluestone and sharpened it brightly.
Wu Dao lifted the guillotine and fell into contemplation, although the rice ball performed well, but it must be a little hairy child who grew up in the room, 3 months to take it home, he never left the small area downstairs, and the farthest thing he went to was the pet hospital, and he was tied to a rope throughout the whole process, and he couldn't catch it when he threw it to eat, and his self-protection ability was not enough.
Besides, who knows the dangers of direct contact with blood and other things during an attack, this guillotine...
In the cartoons and games that came to Wu Dao's mind, the giant wolf attacked the enemy with a long knife in his mouth, which was handsome and effective. As a result, a green algae head rushed out with a more handsome move, "Tiger Hunting!"
That's it!
Wu Daoxing rushed to find materials to install the handle of the guillotine, which was convenient for the mouth of the rice ball.
After a blind work, Wu Dao came to the rice ball with a guillotine knife, only to see the rice ball hooking a dried squid with his claws and looking at it.
"Ha, it's dried in the sea, huh, it doesn't taste at all, don't eat it, wait for me to get some seasoning to make shredded squid as a snack." ”
Wu Dao took the "dried squid" from the paws of the rice ball and smelled it, but there was no smell, and Wu Dao didn't dare to try zombie things.
"Here, Lao Tzu got you a weapon, hold it. ”
The rice ball sat there stupidly with a guillotine in his mouth, although the handle was messed up by Wu Dao, but it was wrapped with thick leather and cloth, and it was still very strong.
Fangiri raised his paws on Wu Dao's lap to communicate, "Then what am I going to do?"
Wu Dao is also scratching his head, he himself is half a bottle of water, his physique has evolved, at most he will be a vertical split and sweep, plus the current unreasonable counterattack spiral, a bit of a smooth sailing, the brain hole is there, but when I did professional combat skills training for rice balls, I found that I was powerless.
Wu Dao thought back, and suddenly found that the animals had some natural fighting skills, "That's right! Ancient humans summarized combat skills from animals, such as tiger and crane double form, eagle claw skill, and... Hehehe, yellow dog peeing!"
Wu Dao pulled the ears of the rice balls and instructed them, then found a pocket and tore the pouch, "The squid shreds are hung around the neck of the rice balls, and the rice balls are carrying the "bundle" and rushing to the village with a guillotine to find the animal master.
Wu Dao put away the "dried squid" and found the seasoning and divided it into two parts, one sweet shredded squid and one salty shredded squid, and went to Wu Dina.
Wu Dao put a splint on Wu Di's leg before, and then smeared it on his leg with the collected animal blood, and Wu Di recovered quickly.
Things were going according to plan, Wu Dao settled the rice balls, let Wu Di take care of the rice balls, and drove a three-wheeled motorcycle out of the village, near the foot of the mountain.
Wu Dao is a child who grew up in the northern mountains, and he has seen the more primitive forests that are rarely inhabited, but he has never seen such a dense forest, and the cement road he walked on before was covered, Wu Dao drew it and found that the cement road was crushed and turned up and entangled in the plants at the bottom, which is an ordinary plant, but the size has become huge.
Wu Dao somewhat understood that the huge size of the plants reduced the gaps between them, and the competition for the upward pursuit of sunlight became too dense in appearance.
Wu Dao carried a small backpack with a little food and water in it, carried an axe and a woodcutter found in the village, and finally stuffed a few cans of gasoline into the bag.
"The different world that the eldest sister is talking about may not only mean lush plants, evolved plants, intelligent plants, or more incredible things?"
Wu Dao encouraged himself and said firmly: "So, I'll just wander around first." ”