Chapter 802: Singing Like a Tide
On the shore of Wanxian Lake, the two horses and immortals rode along the lakeside avenue, all the way to the west, and each door and household entered one by one and swayed for a few moments, and there were bursts of noise from time to time. However, almost without exception, the blue-robed immortal finally walked out of the gate without danger and continued to walk forward.
As a result, in the sleeve robe of the blue-robed immortal, there are more pieces of audio-visual jade. At the same time, in less than two days, in the area of Wanxian Lake Courtyard, the name of the kitchen knife immortal spread far and wide, and it also disturbed a lake of fairy water.
The fairy wind is warm, the morning sun is rising, and by the dock into the lake, the two horses and immortals stop quietly, and the immortals are inside, and the snoring is thunderous. On the edge of the big lake, I don't know when, there was a white-bearded old man standing with his hands in his hands, the old man was kind and kind, and there was a furrow cut diagonally down his face.
It wasn't until the third shot of the sun that the thunder in the immortal ride faintly subsided, and with a refreshing cry of 'ah', the car door opened, sticking out a lewd head.
"Oh, big brother!
"It's not too early! If the eldest brother doesn't come again, this Ten Thousand Immortal Lake will be turned upside down by you!"
"Yes, no, my little brother is acting strictly according to your will. ”
"My will, little brother! Big brother didn't say that you should be sincere and lower. It's good for you, all the way forward, you almost trample people on the soles of your feet, and then step on a few more feet. ”
"Hehe, big brother, little brother is very low-key?"
"Low-key, you Jiupin Mansion member, why do you get a second foal immortal to wander around?"
"Big brother, this little brother has to fight with you, you see, the little brother is a special envoy, Jipin, can sit on a horse, and he is a swineherd. It's still nine pins. You can also sit on a horse; Don't you just sit on the second foal immortal ride!" Tianjiu scratched the back of his head and sneered.
"...... you can do it, forget about these face-saving things. Look at it again, yesterday there were dozens of secrets on the big brother's desk. Most of them were presented by the wealthy nobles whose mansion doors were shattered and the mansion immortal array collapsed, and a few of them were even hacked and injured, all of which were good things you did!" Hong Ye patted a large number of jade slips and blew his beard and glared.
"Hehehe! I can't help it, this year. It's better to say it with your fists. Instead of begging their grandfather to tell their grandmother, it is better to let them fall to the ground and beg for mercy. You give me the jade slip, and I'll see if those skins are itchy!"
"What else do you want to do? Big brother has already reminded you, these people are all powerful and intertwined, and they are related to the countless interests of the palace, and they cannot be offended at will. As soon as Wanxian Lake is in chaos, the Foreign Affairs Office will be in chaos, and the Foreign Affairs Office will be in chaos. The Immortal King's Mansion will definitely shake. ”
"Ahem, it's not so mysterious, is it?" Tianjiu laughed.
"Okay, it's such a big formation. Is there a result?" Hongye calmed down and asked.
"No, this thing has never moved at all with his back behind him, big brother, you say, is it because the divine element blessed by the cloth monk is not strong, causing the induction to be ...... agile."
"Presumptuous! The master is the body of the Buddha, how can there be a mistake with a little divine blessing. There is no need to be anxious, there is no result here for my eldest brother and my master. You continue to intensify the inspection, don't enter the area of the other courtyard again, go to those immortal residences on the periphery to inspect. ”
"It's not a big brother, what about hundreds of thousands of immortal residences, check one by one, how can it be in what year and month?" Tianjiu muttered quietly.
"Do you have any urgent things to do? Don't spend all day thinking about how to fool around with your mother-in-law on the jade couch, this will not make progress. No matter how well the jade couch kung fu is practiced, it can't withstand the sword of others. ”
"Hehe, the eldest brother is so strong, he never leaves his mouth all day long. Okay, you can send me to the island today, and I'll come to Xianju early tomorrow morning to check. ”
"Why don't you check it now?" Hong Ye snorted with a straight face.
"Big brother, the younger brother has been checking for two days in a row, and there is no credit and hard work! Besides, my woman was pointed away by your master, and the ghost knows if she returned to the island; even if she returns, she is stupid or not, ugly or not, who packs the ticket? Come on, you still send me in, to be honest, the little brother hasn't eaten meat for two days, and the idle egg hurts!"
Hongye's old face twitched, he didn't come back to his senses for a long time, he gritted his teeth and hummed: "Dead boy, sooner or later, it will be a disaster on the woman's couch." ”
Before the words fell, as soon as Tianjiu was mentioned, the golden light on his body floated, enveloping the two of them, and he shot towards the center of the lake.
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In the boudoir of the Jinling Mansion, the beauty was lying on the jade couch, fiddling with the skirt on her body boredly. On the edge of the jade couch, there is a Danqing painting scroll. On the picture scroll, there is a sassy guy with a face with sunglasses, dressed in a blue robe, with Erlang's legs cocked, and lying in a big chair.
"Dead pervert, if the old lady knows where you have gone, she will have to arrest you back and kill you alive!" The beauty snorted angrily at the scroll, but unfortunately the scroll couldn't speak, just hung silently on the top of the jade couch.
"Alas, it seems that the old lady should open the island......"
"Hey, mother-in-law, if you don't come back for three days, you can't help it?" An extremely obscene voice fell into the sea of beauty, like a heavenly sound, shaking the beauty to turn over.
The boudoir immortal array floated for a while, and on the edge of the jade couch, there was an instant with a bad smile.
"Master, are you back?"
"If you go back, if you don't go back, the beauties will open the island to welcome guests, and you can't afford to hurt yourself!"
"It's not Ye, Jinling just said, open the island and go out to find you......"
"Gotta gotcha, go out to find the master, can you open the island?"
"No, sir, look, Jinling has painted your glorious image. In order to distribute it and let people help find it. I know that the master loves the bag, as long as it appears, it will definitely be this honorable face. The beauty pointed to the scroll in front of the jade couch and hummed.
"This ...... No, you've got all the portraits ready!hey, hey, hey!You're miserable!" Someone smiled evilly, dodged onto the jade couch, and hugged the beauty without hesitation.
"Yes, if you don't come back, the old lady will go to the old man, what can you do?" the beauty raised her jade face and snorted fiercely.
"Yes? Ye has to punish you today, if you don't go back for three days, you will open the island, Ye is very unhappy! If you don't go back for three years, will you get a lot of old men for you?!" someone said, his big hand floating, and he instantly probed into the delicate place of the beauty.
With a low snort, the beauty's eyes were confused, and she fell into the tiger's body, and raised her head lightly, and her lips were pressed against the big mouth without hesitation.
The clouds covered the mist, sipping and sipping, and after a hundred breaths, the beauty whispered: "Master, that guy behind you is so annoying, at the Spring Festival, he actually got a sword, weird, can you put it away?"
"Oh, oh, I mean this fairy sword, okay, I threw it into the ring. Tian Jiu snorted, forcibly pulled out a big hand covering the mountain peak, and waved it sharply, instantly sending the fairy sword into the Qiankun Ring.
At the moment when the fairy sword landed, the sword body trembled violently and made a buzzing sound. The three-foot blue short sword on the side also sounded.
The beauty in the tiger's body seemed to have been discussed, and she also sang in a low voice.
"Huh, good fellow, so happy?!" someone muttered, stunned.
"Dead ghost, who are you talking about?" the beauty was full of shyness, her lips slid down, buried deep in her chest muscles, and she bit hard.
"Oh yes, why are you biting too?!" the ghost horn sounded instantly.
"Bite you to death, dare to laugh at the old lady's scream!"
"Call, call, call!
Someone smirked and rolled over on that wonderful body......
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After a round of war, the beauty closed her beautiful eyes and hummed softly: "Master, tell Jinling, where have you been in the past few days?"
"Huh, you really forgot everything, didn't we go to the Second Immortal King's Mansion to report, and we still sat in the carriage of the fat man Han into the city......" Tianjiu frowned slightly, and then remembered what the great monk had said, erasing the memory of the Jinling Fairy's day.
The beauty shook her head, and said with puzzled eyes: "Han Fatty? Which Han Fatty? Impossible, when did Jinling go to the Second Immortal King's Mansion with you?"
"Beauty, you really ...... What do you say, what were you doing the day before yesterday?" Tianjiu simply asked.
"No, Jinling has been in the boudoir since the day before yesterday. Jin Ling felt so tired that he didn't want to go out at all, and he couldn't cultivate enough, so as soon as he lay on the jade couch, he fell asleep in a daze. It's only been getting better since this morning, and I'm getting ready to go to you. ”
"Oh, then take a look, is there anything uncomfortable besides sleepiness?"
"No, after such a toss from the master, Jinling's whole body is refreshed, and now he is a hundred times more energetic, and there is no problem with a few degrees of spring breeze. Jinling can see that he can't do without his master in this life. After the beauty finished speaking, Jade Hand began a new round of twitching.
"Ahem~!Mother-in-law, you're finished, are you really infatuated with the master?"
The beauty's eyes were full of color and she giggled: "Maybe, master, why don't we go to Sumeru Immortal Mountain to play while we are still energetic?"
"Sumeru Immortal Mountain? No, no, you can't go back to that place if you are killed!" Tianjiu swallowed violently, as if he saw the sharp eyes of the great monk in cloth.
"Why? Jinling thinks it feels very good there......
"No why! My eldest brother said, if you dare to take you there to fool around, I will cut your grandfather and pull him to be a little monk!"
Tianjiu snorted sourly, and directly stunned the beauty on the spot. (To be continued......)