Chapter 5 Master Ren and Foreign Tea

Xie Yan cultivated in the room for a while, and found that his mana had improved again, not only did he not feel sleepy, but he had a feeling of immortal spirit.

At this moment, there was a sudden knock on the door, and only Wen Cai shouted outside the house: "Xie Daochang, the master asked if you have rested, and you will set off later." ”

Xie Yan hurriedly agreed, opened the door, and walked out of the door with Wen Cai. Xie Yan saw that Uncle Nine was already waiting for him outside the door, so he hurriedly stepped forward, "I'm sorry, I've kept my senior brother waiting for a long time!" Xie Yan said apologetically. "It's okay, I just got outside the door. Uncle Nine waved his hand and said disapprerovitically.

At this time, Wen Cai muttered in a low voice: "I've been waiting for a while, and... Before he finished speaking, he saw that Uncle Jiu's face was dark, and he quickly shut his mouth.

Seeing this, Xie Yan knew that Uncle Nine loved face, so he hurriedly said: "I don't think it's too early, why don't we set off now, it's not good to let others wait." Uncle Nine snorted coldly, but he didn't say anything. Wen Cai patted his chest and glanced at Xie Yan gratefully.

Then the three of them walked towards the Western restaurant. There are really a lot of people who greet each other along the way, which also shows Uncle Jiu's popularity. However, every time Xie Yan is mentioned in the dialogue, such as "Uncle Jiu, get up so early, buy some food and go back, the young man in the back is your relative or a novice's apprentice, he looks like a talent." Xie Yan was quite happy to hear this, "It's still the conscience of people in this era, and I know that we are handsome." ”

Before he was complacent, he heard another person say: "Uncle Jiu, this young man, has he ever started a family, my daughter has just reached the marriageable age, I think it is also suitable." Xie Yan was stunned, and hurriedly lowered his head and walked out quickly. After a long period of explanation, the meeting stopped. Uncle Nine couldn't help but smile at Xie Yan awkwardly, his eyes full of apologies.

Xie Yan waved his hand to show that he didn't care, and muttered to himself shamelessly, being handsome is really the original sin! (I have never seen such a brazen person!) )

The three of them walked briskly, and after shaking off the pedestrians, Uncle Nine and Xie Yan breathed a sigh of relief at the same time. But at this time, Wen saw the appearance of the two, "Hahaha!" couldn't help laughing. Uncle Jiu's eyes widened, and he said, "What are you laughing at, is it funny!?"

"It's not funny, it's not funny!" Wen Cai was shocked and quickly explained. He was worried that Uncle Nine would continue to preach, so he quickly changed the topic and said, "Master, can I not go with Master Ren?"

"Why? Did you have a holiday with Master Ren?" Uncle Nine wondered.

"No, I don't even know what he looks like, and besides, I haven't drunk foreign tea since I'm so old, I'm afraid that I will embarrass the master for a while. Wen Cai replied.

Uncle Nine slowly stopped at this time, then turned around and stared at Wen Cai with murderous eyes and said, "It's rare that you think about the master's face, good, very good! ”

Wen Cai was still complacent when he heard the first half of the sentence, just waiting for the master's praise, but the second half of Uncle Jiu's words suddenly took a 180-degree straight turn, making his smile suddenly freeze there.

Xie Yan couldn't help but smile secretly in his heart, this ninth uncle is really real, as always cautious, and loves face. I was just about to persuade a few words, but I heard Uncle Jiu muttering in a low voice: "No, I haven't drunk foreign tea either, what if it's embarrassing to go abroad?" In case there is something that can get him on first. ”

Suddenly stopped, and said to Xie Yan: "Senior brother, I think it's better to let Wen Cai follow, so that he doesn't have to say bad things about me behind his back." ”

Xie Yan couldn't help but be stunned, and then laughed secretly in his heart, when I didn't hear you muttering, isn't it just that I am afraid of being embarrassed, so I let the apprentice lie down first. Thinking of this, I nodded in agreement.

Then Uncle Nine shouted backwards: "Wencai, Wencai." ”

Wen Cai hadn't gone far, and was thinking about whether he had said something wrong, when he suddenly heard this shout, although it was separated by a sea of people, it was louder than thunder in his ears. With great joy in his heart, he jumped up and promised loudly: "I'm here, I'm here." ”

Hurriedly jumped over while running, came to Xie Yan and the two of them, and hurriedly restrained his smile and said, "Master, did you call me?"

Uncle Nine patted Wen Cai's shoulder and smiled: "I see that you are quite sensible, today we will take you to see how to drink foreign tea." ”

Wen Cai hurriedly agreed: "Okay, okay." ”

Xie Yan, who was standing next to him, almost laughed out loud, fortunately he had watched the movie and was familiar with this plot, so he couldn't help it.

"Senior brother, let's go, so as not to make the guests wait for a long time. Uncle Nine turned his head to Xie Yan and said.

"Okay, senior brother, then let's hurry over. Xie Yan said. But I thought in my heart, if you and your apprentice hadn't done each other there, they would have arrived a long time ago. Of course, you can't say it, it will kill people.

So the three of them quickened their pace, and after walking for about five minutes, they came to a coffee shop, and the three of them walked in, but a waiter stopped them at the door. The waiter asked, "Have you booked a seat?" "Uncle Nine is a little ignorant, it's the first time I've seen such a high-end place for drinking tea. It's a little different from what he remembers. And this tea still has to be positioned? Isn't it after finding a place to sit down by yourself, and directly let Xiao Er serve tea? I saw him shake his head and say, "No." ”

Wen Cai saw that the master looked embarrassed, and said with a straight face: "Why, didn't Ren Fang book a seat for us?"

When the waiter heard this, he immediately changed his smile and said, "You said Master Ren, please come with me!"

When Uncle Nine saw Wen Cai's appearance, he couldn't help but give him a roll of his eyes and followed the waiter forward. Xie Yan followed closely, but he couldn't help but think of the scene in the movie where the two masters and apprentices looked at each other, "When the time comes, I won't remind them, or I won't remind them, or I won't remind them." Xie Yan thought with a wicked smile.

After a while, the waiter led them to a fat man in fancy clothes, and Uncle Nine stepped forward and bowed down and shouted, "Master Ren." Master Ren also stepped forward and hugged his fists and said, "Ninth Uncle." Then he looked at Xie Yan and asked, "Uncle Jiu, is this your new apprentice?"

Uncle Nine said: "This is one of my fellow disciples, Xie Yan. ”

A hint of surprise flashed in Master Ren's eyes, but then he clenched his fists and apologized: "It turned out to be Daoist Xie Daochang, rude and rude." ”

Xie Yan didn't dare to hold the shelf, after all, in that era, it was the uncle who was rich, and hurriedly smiled: "It's okay, but this is also human nature, after all, I do look young." ”

Master Ren couldn't help but laugh and said, "Daoist Xie is really young and promising, come, the three of you can sit down." ”

The three of them agreed and sat down, and Uncle Nine asked Master Ren: "I heard that Ling Qianjin came back from the provincial capital, why didn't you invite her to come with you?" ”

Master Ren said a little helplessly: "This girl, she just learned to make up from the provincial capital, and as soon as she comes back, she will go around teaching people." ”

As soon as Xie Yan finished speaking, he heard Wen Cai beside him muttering: "Look at how you look like a bun, your daughter is not very beautiful." ”

At this time, he heard the old man suddenly point outside and said, "My daughter is here." ”

Xie Yan looked over and saw a figure in a dress walking over. This Ren Yingying and Li Saifeng are also very similar (Li Saifeng is the actor of Ren Tingting in the original play)!

Wen Cai had already been prejudiced against Master Ren, and he didn't care about glancing at it and turned his head, but then his eyes suddenly flashed with a fine light, and his head suddenly turned back. When Ren Tingting approached, Wen couldn't help but stand up and wanted to step forward, but thinking that the master and Xie Daochang were still there, she finally stopped.

Ren Tingting came to Master Ren and shouted, "Dad." ”

Master Ren pointed at Uncle Nine and said, "Call Uncle Nine." Ren Yingying shouted according to her words, and Master Ren said again: "This is Daoist Xie." A hint of surprise flashed in Ren Tingting's eyes, he is a Taoist leader at such a young age, but he still paid attention to the occasion and shouted: "Thank you, Dao Chief." Then he sat down next to Xie Yan.

Uncle Nine sighed at this time: "It's all so big. Master Ren smiled and nodded: "Yes." ”

Wen Cai looked straight at her, and subconsciously said, "It's so big." But the voice was so obscene. Ren Tingting subconsciously glanced at her chest, snorted lightly, and ignored him.

Xie Yan couldn't help but smile bitterly to himself, this guy's resistance was too poor, and he couldn't help but step on Wen Cai. Wen Cai came back to his senses after eating pain, and whispered to Xie Yan with grinned teeth: "Daoist Xie, what are you stepping on me for." ”

Xie Yan glared at him and said, "Pay attention to your image, don't be ashamed." ”

When Wen Cai heard this, he couldn't help but glance at Uncle Jiu, only to find that Uncle Jiu was staring at him fiercely, and hurriedly shrunk his neck, and hurriedly responded: "Yes, yes." ”

The doubts in Ren Tingting's heart were not deeper, the age difference between these two people was not much, how could they feel as if they were afraid of Xie Daochang.

At this time, the waiter came to the table with the menu, and Mr. Ren said, "What do you drink?"

Ren Yingying said: "I want coffee." Uncle Nine hurriedly silently wrote down the name and repeated it.

Old Master Ren also asked for a cup of coffee, but he did speak Chinese. Wen Cai did everything he could, and he also ordered a cup of coffee. When it was Uncle Jiu's turn, I only listened to him learn and use: "Bring me a cup of coffee." Xie Yan, who was about to explain to Uncle Jiu, shrugged helplessly, dying to save face and suffer the crime.

However, he didn't order coffee, because epilepsy patients can't drink coffee, which caused him to stay away from coffee. Although the system was cured after merging with him, he was already used to it. All of them said to the waiter, "Just bring me a cup of hot milk." ”

At this time, Wen Cai asked Uncle Jiu softly with some embarrassment: "Master, I don't want coffee, I also want coffee, okay?" ”

Uncle Nine glanced at Master Ren, and also replied softly: "Don't change it if you order it." ”

Master Ren sat opposite as if he didn't hear a casual look, but Xie Yan and Ren Yingying couldn't help but twitch the corners of their mouths. These two masters and apprentices are really a god-man pair. Master Ren asked at this time: "Uncle Jiu, about the matter of the coffin and burial of my father, I don't know if you have picked a date." ”

Speaking of business, Uncle Nine also became serious and said: "I think you think about it first, this matter is better than being still." ”

Master Ren smiled and said proudly: "I have already thought about it clearly, the master who watched feng shui back then said that the coffin must be relocated after twenty years, so that it will be good for us." ”

At this time, Wen Cai interjected: "You can't believe what Feng Shui says." ”

Ren Tingting said disdainfully: "Can you believe what you say?"

Wen Cai turned his head to Uncle Nine proudly, and said proudly: "Of course!" But soon he couldn't continue, because he found that Uncle Nine had murderous in his eyes.

Master Ren also interrupted Ren Yingying and said, "Don't interject when adults talk and children." ”

Uncle Nine continued the topic just now: "Then in this case, we will break the ground and build the coffin in three days." ”

Master Ren asked, "Then what do we have to prepare?"

Wen Cai couldn't help but interject again: "Prepare money." Uncle Nine was already on the verge of going berserk, looked at him and said in a deep voice, "How much do you want?"

Wen Cai unknowingly stretched out a hand, but before he could give a specific number, he was forced back by Uncle Jiu's murderous gaze.

Xie Yan didn't speak on the side, and even wanted to laugh a little. It's right that this kid wants to behave well in front of beautiful women and make a good impression, but he also has to see what the occasion is now, which is good, and Uncle Jiu's face is about to be lost.

Master Ren hurriedly played a round on the side and said, "Small meaning, small meaning." ”

At this time, a waiter came to Master Ren and said, "Master, Wang Million is here." Then Master Ren said goodbye to Ninth Uncle Xie Yan, and after ordering the waiter to send an egg tart, he greeted the so-called Wang Million.

After a while, the waiter brought up all the drinks ordered by several people.

Uncle Nine saw two cups in front of him, one was coffee and the other was milk, but he didn't know.

Wen Cai stretched out his head and asked Uncle Nine in a low voice, "Two cups of black and white, which one to drink first?"

"Let's see how people drink first. Uncle Nine replied. Ren Tingting looked at their master and apprentice with a look of embarrassment, knowing that they hadn't drunk coffee. The idea of playing tricks on them arose in my heart.

I saw her take a sip of coffee, and then take a sip of milk. Finally, I scooped a spoonful of sugar and ate it. When Uncle Jiu and Wen Cai saw it, they thought that foreign tea was drunk like this, and they had a bottom in their hearts. Next, it goes without saying that Uncle Jiu Wencai and the two of them were played by Ren Tingting (the specific plot recommends that you book friends take a look at the original play, so I won't describe it in detail here, so as not to say that I have the number of words, and the words in parentheses don't count the number of words).

The pure coffee made Uncle Nine and Wen Cai bitter, and the later egg tart with sugar made the two even more sweet and greasy. Xie Yan was not affected by them, snickering and drinking milk on the side.

In the end, Xie Yanle was enough, so he explained to the two of them in a whisper, which made Uncle Jiu, who understood it, even more red.

After a while, this comedy of drinking foreign tea finally came to an end, and Uncle Nine had to discuss the details of the groundbreaking with Master Ren. Wencai accompanied Ren Yingying to buy rouge gouache with a dead face.

Xie Yan had nothing to do, thinking that he was empty-handed, and he didn't have a decent magic weapon. After three days, the corpse mutation appeared, and it was impossible for him to go into battle empty-handed. It's a zombie that has become a climate, and if you want to deal with it, you have to have a magic weapon that you can handle.

Thinking of this, Xie Yan excused himself from telling Uncle Nine that he wanted to walk around, so he left the coffee shop.