Chapter 30 Classmate, Your Waist Is Wrong

As soon as these words came out, even the camera in Chen Xia's hand couldn't help but shake it, fortunately it was anti-shake, otherwise the picture would not be able to be watched.

And Ma Bo's face gradually became exciting.

The few people who came were all dumbfounded.

Especially the two female classmates in the back covered their mouths and laughed.

Ma Bo's roommate didn't hold back at all and immediately laughed.

Ma Bo's face turned green: "You...... You...... Don't talk nonsense...... I...... I don't!"

Xu Yang shook his head.

Zhang Ke also couldn't help it, she teased: "Oh, young people are really energetic now." ”

Ma Bodu is going crazy: "I...... I...... I didn't. ”

Chen Xia also looked at Xu Yang with some surprise, he pointed the camera at Xu Yang's face and asked, "You...... How do you know?"

After laughing, the other medical students who came with him were also stunned, yes, how did he know? He didn't ask anything just now, he just took the pulse, so powerful?

Even Ma Bo himself came back to his senses and looked at Xu Yang in shock.

Zhang Ke looked at Xu Yang, his beautiful eyes flashed with brilliance, and he really deserved to be Xu Yang, he didn't ask anything, and as soon as he made a move, he calmed down these people who came to find fault.

Xu Yang asked the little fat man Ma Bo: "Do you want your classmates to avoid it?"

Ma Bo was stunned: "Why do you want to avoid it?"

Xu Yang said: "No matter what your intention is, when you get here, register, you are my patient, and we need to protect the patient's privacy, so ...... Why don't we go to the clinic inside?"

Ma Bo suddenly looked stunned.

His roommate was the first to tease: "Dabo, don't you have anything unspeakable, right?"

Ma Bo argued: "I don't, I'm healthy in every way." ”

Ma Bo said to Xu Yang: "If you don't fool me, I won't believe your Chinese medicine system! Go inside, I think you are weak-hearted, don't you want to coerce and lure me inside?"

Xu Yang was speechless for a moment.

Ma Bo said: "I'm just here to watch, you can see something, just say it, don't hide it." You just treat them as my family, and I don't have to shy away from them. ”

Xu Yang asked, "Are you sure?"

"Hmm!" Ma Bo nodded heavily, he didn't believe that Xu Yang could see anything, touch it here, look there, didn't ask anything, he could see a fart disease.

As for the kind of little movie he watched with two or three people, it goes without saying, what boy's dormitory doesn't watch this kind of thing?

What kind of medicine is this?

Traditional Chinese medicine is a big fool!

Ma Bo snorted lightly, and saw through all of Xu Yang's routines at a glance!

Xu Yang shook his head and said, "Okay, then I'll say it directly?"

Ma Bo said: "You see something, just say it!"

Xu Yang said: "Your veins are thin and weak veins, the Shen veins are the main evidence, and the thin veins are mainly void and wet." In "Pinhu Pulse Science", the clouds 'fine veins linger blood and qi fail, and all kinds of deficiency and strain are obedient, if it is not for the moisture to invade the waist and kidneys, it is to hurt the essence and sweat. ’”

"Youyun's inch should know that vomiting is frequent, and the stomach is distended and the stomach is weak, and the ruler must be cold in the dantian, and the diarrhea is discharged. Sperm number descent. 'Just now, I checked your three inches, especially the left hand ruler. The left ruler is thin, and the main evidence is diarrhea, legacy, and essence. ”

"You are also a small and weak vein, the main evidence of spleen and kidney yang deficiency and qi deficiency, symptoms include palpitations, shortness of breath, self-sweating, fatigue, diarrhea, impotence, impotence, soreness in the waist and knees, etc. ”

Ma Bo was stupid, especially when the last two words came out.

The other students' faces also turned bright.

Chen Xia, who was holding the camera, was also stunned for a moment, feeling that it was big news.

Ma Bo immediately argued: "I don't have it, these signs of yours are all fake, they are all imaginary. This is the pulse, this is the circulation of blood...... You!"

Ma Bo was in a hurry.

Xu Yang said calmly: "I don't have nonsense, you know best, because the disease is on you." ”

Ma Bo was stunned.

Chen Xia hurriedly asked, "Doctor Xu, can you see these just by taking the pulse?"

Xu Yang said: "Of course, he doesn't just take the pulse, his tongue is pale and purple, the tongue coating is thin and white, the symptoms are cold limbs, impotence, premature ejaculation, dizziness and tinnitus, frequent urination, soreness in the waist and knees, and mental fatigue!"

Marbo was already dumbfounded.

Chen Xia was also stunned.

Xu Yang pointed to his cheekbones: "The kidney area near the cheekbones of the cheeks is gray, gray-brown, and the lord has been injured during long-term sexual intercourse." ”

Ma Bo subconsciously reached out to block his cheekbones.

Xu Yang continued: "Dark eyelids are mostly kidney deficiency. ”

Ma Bo shook his hand again and reached up to touch his eyes.

Xu Yang said again: "Among people, it is gray and gloomy, dull, and the main kidney qi is weak and cold, which is mostly seen in yang and impotence. ”

Ma Bo was completely stunned.

Xu Yang said: "Based on the same alone, it is naturally impossible to determine the disease syndrome, and traditional Chinese medicine treatment pays attention to the combination of four diagnoses and references, and cannot be wasted." Today, all the symptoms are clear, caused by sexual labor, too much kidney damage, since he has no girlfriend, he thinks it is caused by himself. ”

"Well, your set of examinations is done in the hospital, and it is estimated that it will cost hundreds of yuan. I only need twenty here, and I can still get medical insurance, is it too expensive?"

Ma Bo made a big red face: "I...... I...... I ......"

Zhang Ke interjected: "It's boring if you don't admit it, this classmate, you're not interested in shooting, right?"

Several people turned their heads to look at Ma Bo.

If there is a crack in the ground, Ma Bo really wants to get into it, but he won't live, he, the key is that there are two female classmates together.

He felt that he was not going to treat kidney deficiency first, but to see a psychiatrist first!

At this moment, four big words came to his mind.

"Public execution!"

Xu Yang shook his head slightly, and he said: "Don't worry, it won't affect your search for a girlfriend, there is no evidence for the kidneys, it's all false evidence." Men, basically, have some kidney deficiency. ”

"Huh?" Ma Bo's roommate and Chen Xia's faces suddenly turned strange, men would not admit that they were empty!

Ma Bo was also a little stunned, he didn't expect Xu Yang to help him speak.

Xu Yang said: "You are still young, you must know how to control yourself." After a period of restraint, you will gradually get better, and eat less cold things. If you take medication, it will get better faster. ”

Ma Bo didn't know what to say for a while.

His roommate came over again and whispered, "Hey, Dabo, is the bottle of medicine on your desk with the label off the six-flavor Dihuang pill?"

Ma Bo gasped, he wanted to kill this bastard!

Chen Xia also looked back, isn't Ma Bo a Chinese medicine black? Why do you still take Chinese medicine?

Zhang Ke also shook his head helplessly.

Xu Yang said: "I ate the wrong one, Liuwei Dihuang Pill is for kidney yin deficiency, you are kidney yang deficiency, kidney essence loss, and you took the wrong medicine." ”

Ma Bo was stunned: "Really?"

His roommate shouted, "Damn, that bottle is really a six-flavor rehmannia pill?"

Ma Bo was anxious: "I'm going to kill you." ”

Ma Bo clenched his fist and wanted to hammer this bastard to death.

His roommate hurriedly hid, but in this flash, he shouted: "Ouch." ”

Then he covered his waist.

Xu Yang looked at it and said, "This classmate, it seems that you also have a problem with your waist." ”

His roommate's face suddenly turned green: "I don't have it!"