Chapter 153: Is it really normal people who can make a bowl of water?

It is a very serious thing for the three views to be subverted, and in martial arts, the heart has changed greatly, from a humble gentleman to a demon who does no evil, from a beautiful woman to a super thick smoky makeup, and the heavy one is to go crazy, and the cloak exudes blood from the mouth......

If only he were blind?

Jiang He's words were like a classical illness, which made Xu Qing's movements a little slower.

"You're blackened?"

"Huh?"

"It's okay, I won't look at it if you let go of it, I'm a decent gentleman. ”

Xu Qing said it as if it were true.

"Then why do you care about me or not?"

“......”

The logic is clear and organized, so Xu Qing can't help but sigh with his old father: "I've grown up." ”

Jiang He turned his head and glared at him, his head hammer about to move.

What kind of stuff is going to grow up?!

"You get up, I'll do it myself!" Jiang He was angry, just take advantage of the dark outside, what do you want to do now?

If you don't get married, you don't want to live in a cave house?!

Xu Qing was forced to put down the hair dryer, and was stared at to sit back on the sofa, watching Jiang He clumsily dry her hair, and her wide pajamas couldn't cover her delicate body, like a willow branch that had just pulled out new shoots in spring, swaying gently with her movements.

The fact that this small body can burst out with such a huge amount of power is not scientific at all, and it must be studied carefully.

Xu Qing, who was thinking about scientific development, put up Erlang's leg and proposed, "Do you want to move to my house?"

"Why should I move to your house?" Jiang He was surprised, this guy really wanted to cave the house, "We haven't married yet!"

"Hmm...... I don't know what to do, it's just that you've been sleeping in the utility room that doesn't fit properly, and the bed is not small and uncomfortable. ”

Xu Qing is telling the truth, Jiang He's spring bed is only suitable for lying down and resting, if you sleep for a long time, it will be a little uncomfortable, "My room is Simmons, big and soft, you can know the difference if you try it, and I can't beat you, if you don't want to do anything, I can't help it." ”

"You want to have sex with me, and you still say that you won't do anything?" Jiang He was even more surprised, did this person always treat her as a fool?

Even in her time, she knew that sleeping in a room would definitely give birth to children! unless there was some kind of disease......

"You can put a bowl of water in the middle of the bed, like Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai. ”

"I don't know the two people you mentioned, and what's the use of putting a bowl of water?"

"Hmmm......"

Xu Qing felt that it made sense, the most useful thing was Jiang He's kung fu, he couldn't get up according to him, and a bowl of water was really useless.

Scientific studies have shown that at night the brain secretes a substance called dopamine, which affects people's mood and thoughts, making people impulsive and excited......

To put it simply, it is easy to be dominated by something, Xu Qing now regrets that he didn't logically fool Jiang He into the quilt before, and if he is a disciple, he will be a disciple, is it important to sleep with someone who is warm and fragrant?

"All in all the big bed is very comfortable, you can experience it first, the two of us change the room...... Yes, you don't have to sleep together, just wait and get your things to my room, I'll receive your things to your room, and we'll just change them. ”

Xu Qing said that he had returned to the door of his bedroom, and his walking appearance was a little unnatural, mainly because Jiang He's two calves were dangling along the chair, which always made people want to catch it in their hands and pinch it well.

"I don't want it!" Jiang He objected.

"No, you do. ”

"I sleep comfortably in my own place, I don't have to change. ”

"You are my girlfriend, if it is known that I sleep in the master bedroom and you sleep in the utility room, it will be particularly bad for my reputation, and I will be looked at with colored eyes, this is not to be said. ”

"Who knows?"

Jiang He had already dried his hair and pressed the hair dryer, and the noise in the living room suddenly disappeared and became quiet.

"You sleep yours, I sleep mine, how can others know if you don't say it?" Jiang He didn't want to change.

It was originally a relationship that was taken in, and then it became a boyfriend and girlfriend, and now it moves into the master bedroom and becomes the mistress of this home......

Well, although she will definitely become the hostess in the future, but definitely not now, the two of them either sleep in the master bedroom together, or she sleeps in the utility room, there is no reason for Xu Qing to move to the utility room, as if she bullied Xu Qing.

And now that they haven't married, it's definitely not okay to sleep together, if you are unmarried and pregnant, you will be immersed in the pig cage, and Erniang will also run into Jiang He's dream to scold her to death, Jiang He was thinking like this, and heard Xu Qing over there say: "My dad They know, they scolded me last time they came over, saying that the two of us should be changed." ”

"Why would your dad say that?" Jiang He's eyes widened a little.

"Maybe I think you're a daughter-in-law. ”

Xu Qing turned his body to the bedroom, and then turned around and talked to her for a while in a strange posture, before finally turning around and thinking for a while: "You can also call him dad now, after all, if we break up, you will beat me to death, it's the same if you call me early and late." ”

Thinking of Xu Wenbin's ghost-like expression in his head, Xu Qing couldn't help laughing, he had to startle the old man, and it must be fun to give him a big start.

"No, too...... It's too ......" Jiang He shook his head, holding back for a moment and didn't know what words to use to describe it.

"It's okay, at most, I don't think you're very sensible at first, but after a long time, they get used to it, and if I want to break up with you, they will beat me to death. Xu Qing took the mentality of the old couple to death.

Anyway, when the identity problem is exposed in the future, Xu Wenbin and the others will have opinions, it is better to give them a simple and rude time now, let them get used to it, Xu Wenbin is at most forced with Zhou Suzhi, and he will still give face in the face of Jiang He, call it two or three times, Xu Wenbin will respond, and then it will be really fragrant.

In the face of his son's copper head belt pumping, Xu Wenbin is not so irritable in the face of outsiders, but will be reasonable...... Xu Qing saw Jiang He's hands in his hair and stirring, turned to the bedroom again, and turned back and said, "Anyway, my dad said that we should change, you just move over, otherwise he will have to scold me next time, this is his girlfriend's welfare." ”

After speaking, without waiting for Jiang Heying, Xu Qing went back to the house to pack up his things, stacked his pillows and quilts together, as well as power bank data cables, straw sandals and pajamas, all packed up together, and prepared to move to the utility room.

"I'm just borrowing, how can I borrow to squeeze the master's house away? Jiang He said.

"And you call the master?"

??

"Just kidding, it's your girlfriend squeezing your boyfriend away, which should be justified. ”

Xu Qing came out with the quilt in his arms, kicked the sofa and said, "If you don't accept it, I'll help you collect it." ”

"I'll do it myself!"

Jiang He saw that Xu Qing had already put away his things, and he was very determined to change them, still holding her straw sandals in his hand, and couldn't help but think of the two long socks that she was hanging in the room, and he was a little nervous to go back to the house and close the door tightly, and pack up his equipment.

"Do you want to help? You don't seem to have much. Xu Qing asked outside the door.

"No, you don't!"

After a while, Jiang He was wearing pajamas, holding the quilt in his arms, opening the door, and stepping into Xu Qing's house.

There are also shoes in the corner, her sword, her mobile phone, a bunch of clothes, and things in the utility room and the master bedroom are all swapped to complete the exchange.

Xu Qing began to move to the utility room, and the master bedroom was given to Jiang He.