"The key is that this thing is not just a magazine, it is a text in the textbook of the special primary school people's education version!" Wu Mian said, "It's a text of the people's education version!!"

"Which one?"

The text on pages 137-139 of the second volume of the Chinese textbook for the second grade of primary school, "Edison Saves Mom". Wu Mian said, "It tells the story of Edison's mother who had appendicitis suddenly, and the doctor suffered from the fact that there was only a kerosene lamp at home, until Edison suddenly thought of using the principle of mirror reflection to make the operation successful." ”

"Hahaha, Lu Xun said, I didn't say this. Chu Zhixi said with a smile.

"Alas. Wu Mian sighed, "The reported operation for appendicitis was done in 1886. Someone must have done it before, and the surgeons at the time were too wild and with beaks...... Don't talk about this. Edison was born on February 11, 1847, and when he was 7 years old, it was 1854. ”

"And it's still in the Chinese textbook, brother, have you memorized it?"

"Read it once and remember, don't memorize it. Wu Mian said, "Later, after I came into contact with medicine, I felt that something was wrong, girl, you know, I can't forget it." ”

"Hehe, I don't even remember it for a long time. I remember the joke of that summer camp, and now that I think about it, I think that RB elementary school students are quite sick when they carry 20KG of things for hiking. ”

And that's not all, the final closing argument was the most excessive, and it was written quite sensationally. ”

As he spoke, Wu Mian began to recite the article with emotion.

When the summer camp was closed, Miyazaki City Councilor Minoru Murata summed it up. He deliberately asked the RB child loudly: "Is the prairie beautiful?" The 77 RB children shouted in unison, "Beauty!" Is the sky blue or not?" Blue!"" Are you still coming?" Come on!" These roars shocked every Chinese person present.

Oh my God! Is this the education of the RB people to the offspring? Is this the spirit of the Yamato nation? When the RB children raised their heads, everyone's eyes flashed with tears. Behind this group of RB children, standing are their parents and even the entire RB society. ”

"Hahaha, brother, did you often participate in recitation competitions when you were a child?"

"No, no time. When I was a child, I often skipped school and went to Laolu Mountain to see the old forest. Wu Mian said.

"What if you get caught?"

"Skip a grade, just leave this homeroom teacher. Wu Mian said.

This kind of unbelievable practice can only be done by people like Wu Mian. Use grade skipping to deal with the head teacher, if you are not honest, I will leave...... I'm awesome, sir, it's really sassy to think about.

However, this method can only be made by abnormal people like Wu Mian, and the imitation is particularly poor.

"The stalk of Edison's surgery on his mother, the parts of the German engineer of the Qingdao sewer, and the stalk of the RB elementary school student are all left over from that era. Wu Mian said.

"Is it made up?" Chu Zhixi asked.

"This camp does exist, but it's all made up.

At that time, the schoolbag was not 20 kilograms, but about 11 kilograms, and the distance was not 100 kilometers, but 19-21 kilometers, and the Japanese side never said that they would walk 100 kilometers. Elementary school students generally weigh 40 kilograms, and they carry 20 kilograms of things on their backs and walk 100 kilometers.

"I'll just say it!" Chu Zhixi said with a smile.

But what if the rumors have been debunked now? This fake story has become one of the 10 most influential articles in the 20 years since the founding of Reader magazine, and it has deeply influenced a generation. Wu Mian sighed and said, "At that time, at the beginning of the reopening, many movies and TV series said that when you open the country, you will see that the flowers are blooming outside, and your house is in tatters, so there is a saying that the generation of river deaths." ”

"The spirit of the War to Resist US Aggression and Aid Korea has completely disappeared in the generation of the river mourners, but fortunately, thanks to the War to Resist US Aggression and Aid Korea, whether it is the US imperialists or Su Xiu, they will weigh it again when they want to do it. ”

Chu Zhixi couldn't understand what Wu Mian said in his words, and Wu Mian didn't say anything more about this history. I just stared at the road and didn't know what I was thinking.

"Brother, you drive well. Don't get distracted, don't always think about Wang Qingshan. After a few minutes, Chu Zhixi said with some concern.

"Me. Wu Mian quietly nodded with his fingers and said with a smile, "Multi-threaded, it doesn't matter." ”

"Drive well, or say something, don't say a word. Chu Zhixi said, "Don't think about beating Professor Wang, the principal has said it, that's not good." ”

"Hehe, do you remember that mantra?"

Chu Zhixi shook his head.

"Wolves travel thousands of miles to eat meat, and dogs travel thousands of miles to eat. Fool, what's the husky? Wolves eat shit when they're hungry. Wu Mian said disdainfully, "7 years ago, he held an academic conference, and during the meal, he talked about studying in Australia 20 minutes ago, blue sky, white clouds, green grassland, and young men and women were intimate together, full of beautiful yearning. ”

"That's right. Chu Zhixi recalled hard, and couldn't remember what Wang Qingshan said, but what her brother said was always right, and she didn't think much about it. After pondering what Wu Mian had just said, there seemed to be nothing wrong with it.

"Hey, but 20 minutes later, when he talked about Imperial Capital Medical University, he said that he saw a couple sitting back to back on the grass reading a book, holding hands, and saying that it was animal desire! You weren't there that day, and looking at the look of contempt on Dogday's face, I really wanted to flip the table and beat him. ”

"Many people of their age think that the moon in foreign countries is round. ”

"My lord, times have changed. Wu Mian smiled and said a word.

The 100th move in the "100 Styles of Swordsmanship" written by the German swordsman Michael Hunt is to hit people with a gun, and the name of this move is "My lord, times have changed." ”

Chu Zhixi didn't know about this stalk, and Wu Mian hadn't said it in front of her.

But just the literal meaning is enough to say it all.

"My lord, it's time to eat poop!"

"It's disgusting...... Chu Zhixi frowned, "Brother, leave them alone, you see how fast the domestic construction has been in recent years, they are already on the verge of obsolescence, eat some leftovers from the previous industrial revolutions." ”

"As long as you don't fight, you can do anything. Wu Mian became serious, his face full of worry, "From ancient times to the present, there has not been a powerful empire that has not come down from the top of the world without a war. No empire has willingly withdrawn from the stage of history. ”

"It's like a monkey king. ”

"Well, almost. Fight a game and the winner takes all. It would be nice if there were another 20 years, but unfortunately, the US imperialists are not fools. Wu Mian let out a long sigh and said, "The most powerful empire ever, hey, the most powerful empire, the lighthouse......"