20. You pressed my hair
In the afternoon, it is the formal military training, military training is actually a relatively easy part of the accident, heat stroke, anemia, girls come to relatives need special care, I didn't expect the second class of public management also because of hair problems disputes.
There is a boy named Zhu Chenglong with long hair, which can almost cover his ears, and experienced instructors don't care about this kind of trivial matter at all, but the instructor who led the training this year is a young man.
The instructor criticized Zhu Chenglong twice, Zhu Chenglong was not convinced, thinking that the counselor didn't squeak, why do you care about me, so he contradicted a sentence.
The young instructor felt that Zhu Chenglong was challenging his authority, so he angrily found a pair of scissors and said that he would cut off Zhu Chenglong's hair himself.
Chen Hansheng was not at the scene when the incident happened, he and Yang Shichao went to the convenience store to buy cigarettes, and when they came back, the dispute had already happened.
The classmates in the class had never experienced this kind of thing, either they were stupidly watching, or they were standing on Zhu Chenglong's side with the same hatred, seeing that the tense was getting bigger and bigger, Hu Linyu was about to report to the class teacher and the instructor, and happened to bump into Chen Hansheng who came back.
"What are you doing in a panic?" Chen Hansheng asked.
Hu Linyu briefly said the matter, and when he was about to leave, Chen Hansheng stretched out his hand to stop him, Yang Shichao, who thought that Chen Hansheng was molesting women, also learned to stretch out his hand and block in front of Hu Linyu firmly.
"Chen Hansheng, now is not the time to joke, get out of the way. ”
Hu Lin said anxiously.
"You know a hammer, report to Lao Guo and the instructor's superiors, maybe Zhu Chenglong and the instructor will be punished, and this matter will be solved behind closed doors. ”
Chen Hansheng dropped this sentence and squeezed into the crowd and shouted, "What are you guys doing?"
The instructor glanced at it, and the student who spoke was wearing a military training uniform, tall and tall, with a cigarette in his mouth, like a ruffian.
"Who are you?" the instructor asked, frowning.
Chen Hansheng threw away the cigarette butt directly, obviously the instructor was very disgusted with smoking, and since he came to solve the problem, he couldn't let the two sides resist.
"Hello instructor, my name is Chen Hansheng, a student in the second class of public administration. ”
Chen Hansheng first identified himself, and then said: "Let me make a suggestion, can we put down the scissors before we speak, so as not to unintentionally poke ourselves or others when we get it." ”
Although the instructor didn't mean to hurt people, it was inevitable that people would lose control of their emotions in anger, and the tooth marks on Chen's arm were still there, who would have thought that this was bitten by Xiao Rongyu.
The instructor's self-esteem was very strong, and he glanced at Chen Hansheng coldly: "Military training is not allowed to have long hair, I will help you shave your head!"
Zhu Chenglong, the hanging man, is probably the most valuable place on his body is his hair, and he became angry when he heard it: "Lao Tzu won't cut it, what can you do with me?"
"Noisy, can you shut up first!"
Chen Hansheng turned his head and scolded Zhu Chenglong unceremoniously.
Zhu Chenglong gave Chen Hansheng a lot of face, and kept his head shut and didn't squeak.
First, because Chen Hansheng invited them to dinner, he owed a favor; second, Chen Hansheng's style was obviously a "social person", Zhu Chenglong was not necessarily afraid of the instructor, but he was a little stunned by Chen Hansheng, who had a good amount of alcohol and spoke with wildness.
Seeing that Zhu Chenglong was quiet, Chen Hansheng continued to persuade the instructor, but this time he spoke a little more differently.
"Instructor, you are invited by the school to help us exercise physically and mentally, and you have your own tasks and responsibilities, what will the chief think if he sees you holding scissors?"
After Chen Hansheng finished speaking, he stretched out his finger and pointed at the instructor not far away.
The instructor was stunned for a moment, he was really not calm just now, if this scene was seen by the leader, he would be 100% criticized.
However, he didn't hand the scissors to Chen Hansheng, and silently put them in his pocket.
Chen Hansheng nodded, it doesn't matter where you put it, as long as you don't hold it in your hand, the matter has been slowly calming down, because both Zhu Chenglong and the instructor have scruples, and the rest is to explain the rationality of "long hair".
Of course, Chen Hansheng supports long hair, first of all, he himself is not flat-headed, and secondly, Shen Youchu also has long black hair hidden under his hat.
Imagine, if the two of them open a room in the future, Shen Youchu said shyly, "You pressed my hair", how beautiful this sounds.
Chen Hansheng thought about the dirty things in his heart, but he said to the instructor with a straight face: "You said that you are not allowed to have long hair, but which law, which stipulates that college students must have flat heads in military training." ”
"If there are regulations written in black and white, I, Chen Hansheng, promise to be the first to implement them!"
Chen Hansheng took off his hat, revealing a hairstyle that was neatly combed back.
The instructor choked for a moment, in fact, there was no clear rule, originally he only said two words to the students, in order to show his authority.
Chen Hansheng saw that the instructor did not speak, and suddenly softened his attitude, and said in a consultative tone: "Instructor, do you think this will work, we all hide our hair during military training to ensure that it does not affect the beauty and unity, what do you think?"
It was only at this time that the expression of the instructor who had been on his face slowly relaxed, and Chen Hansheng walked up to Zhu Chenglong while the iron was hot, and whispered: "Jackie Chan, you go and apologize to the instructor and let this matter be revealed." ”
"Why should I go, it's not me who caused trouble. Zhu Chenglong was not happy.
Facing Zhu Chenglong, Chen Hansheng's attitude was much more casual: "There are so many problems in your dog days, what should I do if the instructor wears small shoes for our class during military training, and you don't have to be too sincere, everyone can get by on face." ”
Hearing this, Zhu Chenglong hesitated, and sure enough, he walked over and said perfunctorily: "Instructor, I'm sorry." ”
Chen Hansheng turned his gaze to the instructor, he has achieved this level, he has all his face, and the seriousness of the matter should also be understood, normal people know how to choose.
Sure enough, after the instructor was silent for a while, he suddenly shouted loudly: "The second class of public administration of the Department of Humanities and Social Sciences, all the people are lined up to start military training!"
This sound also means that the matter has been officially revealed, the dispute has been eliminated, and everyone's long hair has been preserved.
"Chen Hansheng!"
However, just as Chen Hansheng was about to return to the team, the instructor suddenly called out to him.
"You smoked during military training, violated school rules, and you were punished for running 10 laps in the playground!"
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Chen Hansheng turned his head in surprise, thinking that this dog has too little in the heart of the instructor, damn it, don't punish Zhu Chenglong, punish Lao Tzu for what.
However, if Chen Hansheng resists again, the instructor's face will definitely be swept to Nantianmen, and I don't know what will happen at that time.
"Running ten laps can calm the instructor's anger, and he can continue to maintain his majesty and maintain the stability of the class during military training, no loss!"
Chen Hansheng weighed it in his heart and decided to come down, of course, he didn't want to run by himself.
"Report to the instructor, I reported that Yang Shichao also smoked just now, can you even out 5 laps and give it to him!"
Yang Shichao heard that Chen Hansheng was going to be punished, and he was grimacing with a hippie smile in the team, and he was instantly stunned when he heard this.
"No way!"
The instructor vetoed: "Yang Shiyue is out of the ranks, and you will also be punished for 10 laps."
On the hot and windless playground, two boys in military training uniforms were sweating like rain running.
"Chen Hansheng of the dog day, why are you pulling Lao Tzu into the water. ”
"It's too boring to be alone, please have a bottle of soda for dinner. ”
"Lao Tzu doesn't drink soda, he wants to drink Red Bull!"
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