was struck by lightning, but Shi Zhongkui was very happy. took the game farm to heaven, but he didn't expect to be assigned to the imperial horse prison as an errand, not to mention, and became a subordinate of Sun Wukong, who had just gone to heaven to be Bima Wen. Shi Zhongkui's first reaction was, I want to go down to the earth until the end of the havoc in the Heavenly Palace. This book is also known as "A peach in the left hand, a ginseng fruit in the right hand" and "Just went to heaven and was affected by Sun Wukong"
Looking at the starry sky at night, the universe always seems to be set in stone. The starlight condensed into a huge silk net and devoured everything in the galaxy.
Capture the singularity above the stars and forge an immortal legend, it all starts with the Super Toy Factory.
[Crossing] [Rebirth] [Woman dressed as a man] The male protagonist is undecided~ The introduction can't be written, just watch it~
Lin Yanli once wore books and became the reincarnation of the big devil Jiang Wanli, her seven apprentices were already big bosses in the cultivation world, without Jiang Wanli's anti-heaven cultivation, how should she discipline this group of impure criminals?
The big apprentice scattered the giants, and ordered the world to disperse.
The second apprentice is a Heavenly Sword Immortal, and the sword is invincible.
The three apprentices are the master of the Furong Palace, and all the male cultivators in the world are in love.
....../> four apprentices of the Western Holy Monk, through the nine ghosts.
The five apprentices, Emperor Xiandu, rule the boundless territory of the wood realm.
The six apprentices are good money boys, and they just want to spend money.
Seven Apprentices: I want to hold Master high.
Second apprentice: The little junior brother is reasonable.
Third apprentice: Master should come to my Furong Mountain to warm the bed.
Big apprentice: Master is mine, don't grab ...... junior disciples【Expand】【Collapse】
1. The little nephew who went to kindergarten always chased after Yue Yunqi and asked: Uncle
, uncle, when are you going to get married?
Yue Yunqi: It's still early!
The little nephew said: I'm going to die of worry.
If you don't get married, I, the flower girl, will become the best man!
Yue Yunqi....
2. Mother-in-law: "Do you know why you don't have a partner?"
"Why?" Yue Yunqi.
Mother-in-law: "Because you're too demanding!"
"Female, not fat, these two conditions are still high?" Yue Yunqi.
Mother-in-law: "Remove one."
"Remove what?" Yue Yunqi.
Mother-in-law: "You just have one condition, just a woman." 3, Yue Yunqi secretly calculated an account in private:
Marrying a daughter-in-law's house and car does not count, the
bride price is at least 100,000 yuan, and
she can generally accompany me for 40 years,
2500 a year,
6 yuan a day8.
It costs 6 yuan 8 a day, and I don't need so much money to play games for a day!
So what kind of daughter-in-law to marry!
4. My mother-in-law said: It's almost my natal year, and I want to find a partner as soon as possible.
Yunqi said: The country is not rich and strong, how can you have a
long relationship with your children My mother-in-law said: You have a sick brain.
5. Tomorrow's Mother's Day, Yue Yunqi wishes his mother a happy
Mother's Day in advance Mother-in-law's mother glanced at Yue Yunqi and said:
"You are so old and still single, I am not happy at all!"
Excuse me, withdraw.
Born in troubled times, hungry for thousands of miles, the people are precarious, the land of China is full of war, the northern Huns are menacing, the southern Japanese rob the coast, she, the troubled times, the heroes, for the righteousness of the family and the country, for the people she loves to fight in the south and the north, after many dangers and obstacles, after how many lives and deaths, finally calmed the world, I thought that I could live happily in the future, but on the day the class teacher returned to the court, only the betrayal of the beloved awaited her.
Martial arts were abolished, relatives were punished, and he was imprisoned in prison, and no one was alive, no ghost was a ghost. Poor generation of famous generals, who did not die in the colorful and magnificent battlefield, but died in the dungeon without sunlight.
She hates, hates herself for having no eyes, she resents, complains that she has to dig out her heart and lungs in exchange for this kind of result and start over again, Xu Ying wants to hang and beat the scumbag, tear the evil sister with her hands, and continue the immortal legend.
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being divorced by a group of men, the princess Tie Ci was anxious to get married and issued an edict for the draft.
Portraits of the prince's children were hung all over the room. Merry and sick, high mountains and white snow, ten miles of spring breeze, wild and sweet
, beautiful and beautiful, the princess will never be
entangled Monogamy is not too little, and there are not too many three palaces and six courtyards. At least enough to queue for a week, I can't hold up and Sildenafil
Qunmei can't look down on the little puppet born by the big puppet. Before the will was made, the resignation letter had snowflakes to the East Palace
The crown princess was honored as the record holder for the highest number of divorces in history.
has been frequently dismissed from marriage, and her husband still has to have it.
The queen lady opened the blind box with her backhand, and the ugliest portrait was pierced with a dart.
Man, it's the same when the lights are turned off.
That's it!
The eighteenth son of the king of Liaodong, the little eighteen is as beautiful as a flower
Since childhood, he has been dressed as a woman by his mother, who is a strange person, and the skills of the women's clothing boss are full. But he was rejected by his father, and his brother was excluded
The big guy is weak and pitiful, and the big guy kills people without blinking
It's easy to run an underground business, and he sharpens his knife to the supreme throne Huo Huo at a critical moment. A little puppet who becomes a little puppet.
The foundation of Liaodong, the future throne, is in vain.
tried his best to get rid of the marriage contract, but was packed by the mother concubine who was bent on climbing the dragon and the phoenix and rushed to the East Palace of the princess.
Fate is wonderful.
Childe, your ugly portrait, what if the princess is blind and still takes a fancy to it?
In case I really have such a good relationship with the princess......
You're
just going to push the boat ...... I'll kill her.
Two-way true fragrance
embroidered sword pierced through the door of ten thousand times, turning the world upside down for half a life, who chases the country and who lifts the crown, the sun and the moon listen to my teaching ups and downs.
I am a rebellious person in this world, with grievances and graces in front of the palace, mountains and rivers as a pen for the knife, and half a mad resignation to ask the immortals.
You and I are gods and demons, and you intend to control all things in heaven and earth for you alone. I want to wander the world with you, poetry, wine, piano and painting.
For you and I have given up the world, abandoned the common people, deviated from the temple of the gods that I have blessed for all generations, and did not hesitate to sacrifice the soul of the gods to guard you in the demon temple, you actually used the gods and demons created by you and my spirit to plot against me... After a hundred years of hardships, I was reborn in the world, if it is not for the deep love, the first time I see you a hundred years later, I will recall the past, I never know that I hate you and are affectionate.
In this life, I will never turn my back on the people of the world in exchange for a touch of hypocrisy for you! From now on, see them as enemies!
When we meet again, it will be the day when you and I will fight to the death!
When she was still a princess, the emperor and the queen mother in the eyes of everyone: My little Mengqi is weak and can't take care of herself, and if she marries the regent, she will have to be bullied, so if she can't, she must send someone who can beat her to follow her.
Best friend Luo Jiuqing: The princess is simple-minded, and she may suffer many grievances when she is alone in the Regent's Mansion, and she has to prepare more money for her to send her subordinates, and those people take the money, so they are embarrassed to stumble her in secret.
Cheng Xingchen: The princess is obviously able to uproot the weeping willows with a strong force value, why do you prefer embroidery needles?
Is it embroidering sandbags and secretly exercising? No, I'm going to have to stare at her! Regent: My wife is just cold on the surface, but in private she is still a child who likes to steal desserts and sugar cakes Shen Mengqi herself: One step in Yue Lei Chi, this princess will kill you
In the interstellar age, bandits and marauders are rampant in all galaxies. Chen Han, who makes a living by making energy blocks, is bullied at the bottom of society, and in order to survive, he throws himself into the darkness and becomes a member of the gang.
At the end of his rope, he obtained a super-class warship that could be transformed infinitely as long as he had resources, and created the notorious bandit
gang "Bei Liang", and thus the endless plunder began......