Real business wars, legal but sick
Approaching graduation, Ye Shi, a senior student, found that every night after she fell asleep, she would briefly dress as the male protagonist in a business war text.
As we all know, the bosses in the novel are all urban dragon kings, the business sea is up and down, the clouds and rain are turned between raising his hands, and under his tall and handsome appearance, he is his unpredictable means and heart.
Business warfare is easy for him.
Ye Shi looked confused: (0.o?) Business
wars?
The teacher didn't teach.
*
Everyone in the company came to her and asked, "What about those competitors?" Ye
Shi with a clear and stupid face: Ask me? (chew chew) how do I know? I know how to shake (spit seeds) baby bus.
On the surface, the mysterious boss is strategizing, and the situation changes overnight, and the competitors are losing and retreating, disarming and surrendering.
As a matter of fact.
The CBD of City B can always see a domineering president in a suit and leather shoes, with a superior figure, sneakily haunting the office buildings
of major company buildings - climbing over the wall in the middle of the night to pull the electric switch, and the belt is not officially sealed.
-- watering the other party's fortune tree, changing the canteen menu ten times in a row to shoot cucumbers,
-- disguising as a cleaner to mop the floor while waxing,
This class, one on the one does not squeak, and all the butts are ......
Ye Shi crossed his hands on his waist: Tired dad is dead.
The leader of the family broke the defense: I am really convinced.
Business wars are business wars, can you stop engaging in such dirty methods?
Who replaced my company's God of Wealth with Ultraman, ah? It's a loss of conscience!
*
As a domineering president, Fu Han couldn't understand it, he just slept for a while, how could he wake up, within a radius of 100 miles, his reputation seemed to have stinked.
"Da Shao, you carried Mr. Xu's welcome pine here yesterday, and when you left, you also pricked Mr. Xu's tires, and didn't even leave him a shared bicycle, and in the end Xu always walked all the way back, scolding you while walking."
The assistant shook his head, "The brutality is too brutal"
"Da Shao, do you see this dog? When you ran away on a shared bicycle yesterday, you didn't even let go of this dog, and ran away with your arms ......"
The assistant sighed: "The lack of virtue is too lacking in virtue."
Fu Hanshen: "......"
For the first time, he knew what it meant to "wake up from sleep, and the basin that splashed the sky was all on his head".
Later, he realized that this was just the beginning.
A new pot a day, a new trick every day.
A month later, he was blocked by all competitors and became a public enemy in the industry.
Fu Hanshen: ?
#叶时: Do you know what business warfare is? #
#傅晗深:...... I don't understand, but I know what it means to be a shit basin#
The real business war is unpretentious, I hire someone to fish for your big king.