Yang Lei felt a little pain, but it wasn't particularly painful.

It took him two seconds before he realized what had happened!

What the hell is going on!!

MB!self ...... Aged Su squirted all over his face!!Inadvertently did a ...... Poop!!

I've been on guard again, but I didn't expect to be sprayed all over my face!

A series of long, continuous sounds came from the anus, except for the first "gunshot", the sound behind it was like the aftermath of a hollow valley, which lasted for 10 seconds.

"Sesame oil has such a big strength?" Wu Mian put down the furoshiki covered with loose stools, glanced at it, and said suspiciously.

A similar situation, even Wu Mian has never experienced it.

"......" Wei Dabao looked at it fixedly, and his heart sank.

Centered on Sui Wenyuan's chrysanthemums, it is fan-like, with an angle of about 30 degrees, and loose stools are scattered in all directions.

Not only loose stools, but also liquids of unknown color.

Especially Yang Lei, who was standing behind the side, was sprayed directly, and half of his body was covered with loose stools, which was miserable.

The expression on Yang Lei's face was stagnant, as if it was a stone sculpture, motionless. Wei Dabao didn't care about Yang Lei, how many times did he tell him?

What made Wei Dabao sad was that the disposal room was full of stool, and the goddess was scattering flowers.

Wei Dabao felt like he was going crazy. It is impossible to expect Section Chief Wu to clean up, and this kind of idea is best not to think about it.

I can only clean it up by myself, although ...... Wei Dabao glanced at Yang Lei again, and felt that no matter how miserable he was, he was better than Yang Lei.

The thing hasn't reacted yet, and it's in a state of bewilderment.

The sound of exhaust disappeared, and wet, steaming stool gurgled out, and the beds and floors of the disposal room merged into a river.

"Wu ......"

"It's okay, don't be embarrassed. Wu Mian interrupted Sui Wenyuan's apology and said lightly, "You used too many laxative things before, I think about sesame oil, especially sesame oil, it's too strong." You can't help it, it's already like this anyway, just go ahead. ”

"I'd better go to the bathroom. ”

"You go to the bathroom, you get it all the way. Besides, how are you wearing pants now?, are you going bare-assed?" Wu Mian quipped.

"......" Sui Wenyuan was in a complicated mood, although the pleasure of defecation was like a little elf in his heart, but when he defecated in front of others, shame arose.

He buried his head deep in his arm, like an ostrich.

"Doctor Yang, are you alright? Wu Mian looked at Yang Lei.

Yang Lei's head and face were covered with feces, uneven, but he didn't miss a single point.

"......" Yang Lei didn't know how to answer, and wanted to cry without tears.

Section Chief Wu told him repeatedly, but he didn't expect that there would be such a big effort!

How can a fart be the same as a gun!

"Are you familiar with the operating room?" asked Wu Mian.

Yang Lei nodded blankly.

"I'm looking at this, you go take a shower. Wu Mian said, "Let the family bring a change of clothes." ”

If he went back to the past, Yang Lei would never be so curious, and he would not argue with Wei Dabao about who would clean the disposal room.

My current situation has been extremely miserable, and cleaning the disposal room is not a problem!

"Lao Yang, wait a minute, I'll help you call and contact the operating room. Wei Dabao also felt that Yang Lei was so miserable, and immediately said.

Yang Lei stood in the corner with black lines on his head, and there was a black cloud overhead, and it was raining.

But it doesn't seem to be rain that comes down, it's dung.

Yang Lei's mouth and nose were full of fishy smell...... No, there's also a weird smell.

That's the greasy smell of small grinding sesame oil!

Mixed with the feces, the smell of small grinding sesame oil becomes ...... Vomit......

I don't want to eat sesame oil for the rest of my life, I don't want to see it! Yang Lei lowered his head and stood in the corner, aggrieved like a child.

A few minutes later, Sui Wenyuan's bowel movements stopped, and Wu Mian instructed him to stand up slowly.

Although the underwear was also stained with feces, a layer of sterile sheets was padded, and the swelling and discomfort in the back half of Sui Wenyuan's body disappeared, and his stomach was no longer bulging, and his whole body was comfortable.

"Section Chief Wu, thank you, thank you. ”

"It's okay, go pay the fee. Wu Mian said, "There are too many things to use, and if I don't pay the fee, I'm afraid that the head nurse will come to scold people tomorrow morning." ”

"It should be, it should be. Although Sui Wenyuan was stingy, he couldn't say no when he looked at the disposal room that was bursting all over the wall and covered with his own feces.

Besides, compared to sweeping the end of the work, it is not a matter of paying some money.

"Doctor Wei, you take care of it. Wu Mian took off his gloves, threw them in the medical waste bin, and turned to go out.

Wei Dabao didn't sigh, if he just let himself deal with it, it would definitely be very unpleasant. But Yang Lei was covered with on his face, and he had nothing to complain about in comparison.

"Lao Yang, your lover's phone. Wei Dabao took off the sterile gloves first and said to Yang Lei. Then he saw that Sui Wenyuan was leaving, and immediately shouted, "Xiao Sui, you sit outside for a while, and I'll clean up and open the bill!"

"Yes, yes. Sui Wenyuan bent over and over again, looking guilty.

He didn't dare to look at Yang Lei's tragic situation, bowed deeply to everyone, and slipped out immediately.

Wei Dabao asked for a phone, briefly explained the situation to Yang Lei's lover, asked her to deliver clothes, and then contacted the operating room to send Yang Lei to take a bath.

Wu Mian went out, took a deep breath, and was refreshed.

Wu Mian had never encountered such an extreme situation of dry stool, although there was a mess behind him, but Wu Mian didn't care. This case, if Wu Mian wanted to, write a case report that could be published in New England magazine.

But Wu Mian has already passed this time period, and he doesn't have to prove himself.

Even this is something that many Nobel laureates cannot avoid, in order to publish articles in top academic journals and gain the favor of capital, they do not hesitate to discredit themselves at the cost of reckless fraud.

Wu Mian doesn't need it, the wall is thousands of people, and if there is no desire, he is rigid.

Sitting in the consultation room, Wu Mian recalled the situation just now and drew a sketch, in which the length and thickness of the feces were vivid.

Wu Mian, who used hemostats to stimulate the intestinal lining by himself, also rethought it and found several relatively imperfect operations. If there is a next time, I will definitely do better.

An exclamation soon came from the disposal room next to it, and then the sound of slamming the door came.

"Section Chief Wu, what are you doing inside!" the nurse on duty ran over and asked.

"Laxative. Wu Mian smiled and said, "It's a little dirty, it's okay, Dr. Wei will come back and clean it up later." ”

"......" The little nurse wanted to get angry, but in the face of Wu Mian's smiling face, she felt that she had made a mistake when she spoke loudly.

"Uh...... You're not going back?"

"Dr. Yang went to wash up, and I'll look at the stall here. Wu Mian said with a smile.