"Be careful. Wu Mian said in a deep voice.

At this time, the hemostatic forceps in his right hand had been withdrawn in an instant, dragging a sterile middle sheet, ready to take the stool.

Wei Dabao was as slippery as a ghost, he had already retreated his body, stretched out his arms as much as possible, and dragged the sterile middle single.

Sections of stool were gradually squeezed out, and the smell in the disposal room gradually became stronger, as if it were substance. I don't know when, the smell turned into a punching bag-sized fist, which hit Yang Lei's nose one by one.

"I had an operation for stomach gangrene today, and the smell of smoke was in tears. Wu Mian continued to defecate while chatting with Wei Dabao.

Yang Lei knew that doctors had big hearts, otherwise they wouldn't be able to work in this position for long.

But he never expected that Section Chief Wu's heart would be so big that he could still talk at such a time. What did he do? Yang Lei thought to himself with bated breath.

"Section Chief Wu, how much poop does this have?" Wei Dabao asked.

"I don't know. Wu Mian said, "I am not a clairvoyant eye, and I can see how much stool has accumulated in the patient's intestines." Be careful, Dr. Yang, please open the window. ”

"Oooh. Yang Lei wanted to open the window for a long time, but he was afraid that Wu Mian would scold him and say something like freezing to the patient.

"Sui Wenyuan, open the window for a while, if you feel cold, just speak. Wu Mian said.

Wu ...... Section chief, open, open immediately, I'm smoked...... I can't stand it anymore. Sui Wenyuan said sullenly, "It's so stinky." ”

"Relax, don't push. In case the anal sphincter breaks the stool, you are afraid of pain, and the bowel movement may not be clean. Wu Mian tirelessly advised.

"I see, let it be, don't bother. Sui Wenyuan said.

Wei Dabao felt like an assembly line worker, and when the stool came down a little, Section Chief Wu "broken" the following stool a little, and then put it on the middle list by himself.

How many years of stool has Sui Wenyuan accumulated, how can there be so much!

Wei Dabao sneered in his heart.

The stool seems to be endless, and it is expelled little by little. However, as time goes on, the diameter becomes smaller and smaller, and the color gradually fades from a deep black color to the original yellow-brown color.

Shhhh

If it weren't for Section Chief Wu to deal with this, so much stool would not have suffocated Sui Wenyuan's stomach?

With the speed of feces going out of the anal opening getting faster and faster, the ability of the sphincter to contract is getting stronger and faster, and the frequency of Wei Dabao's feces is also accelerating.

Soon, Sui Wenyuan let out a very comfortable voice.

Wei Dabao was secretly happy in his heart, no matter what kind of cave room spent candle night, it is estimated that it is not as good as the feeling of being able to defecate comfortably without bowel movement for more than ten days.

But faintly, Wei Dabao seemed to hear Sui Wenyuan's stomach making a "gurgling" sound.

Defecation and stimulation of the intestines are a positive feedback process, and Wei Dabao remembers it very clearly.

But not so much...... No, Sui Wenyuan has taken sesame oil orally!

Wei Dabao wanted to remind him, but he immediately thought that Section Chief Wu had asked about this when he asked about his medical history, and he was a bit talkative now.

He cautiously moved back a little, changing angles and trying to dodge as far away as possible.

"That's too much...... Yang Lei said in surprise as he watched the height of the fecal accumulation on the sterile sheet gradually increase.

"It's ok. Wu Mian said, "Be careful, Doctor Yang, you lean aside." ”

Cut, the stool is all out, how can you still let yourself lean aside?

Yang Lei saw that the black stool had turned yellow-brown, and the thickness gradually returned to normal. Sui Wenyuan's anal sphincter also gradually recovered from the thickness of the mineral water bottle, and the contraction of the sphincter was also normal.

Everything is told to Yang Lei, there is no!

Section Chief Wu's methods are amazing, and Sui Wenyuan's stool is too coarse, and Yang Lei feels that he can gossip for a year.

Let's see who dares to disgust themselves in the future!

If you talk about any gossip at the wine table, just talk about the situation in front of you, and you are sure to make everyone stunned, and you will not have any appetite at all.

"Take it easy, take it easy. Wu Mian comforted Sui Wenyuan.

"Da Baozi, so much poop, you can deal with it when it's over. Yang Lei frowned, came out of the illusory world of healing and saving people, and began to face practical problems.

People can't live in illusion all the time.

There are many things to face after treating diseases and saving people, and they don't say that they will be charged or not.

Sui Wenyuan's matter is no longer a matter of money, the stool on the middle list has a strong smell, and there are a lot of fecal stains on the ground, which makes it disgusting to look at.

The windows are still open, and if the patient is gone after a while, who will clean up the house?

Wei Dabao must be left in advance, otherwise the nurse will definitely not be willing to pack up the goods as soon as they leave, and it will be their own work.

Others take benefits, at least with the gratitude of patients, and do the dirty work by themselves, Yang Lei doesn't do this.

"Lao Yang, can't I let Sui Wen go and pay the fee? Wei Dabao said with a smile.

"You dare!"

"Okay, okay, I'll clean it up, I've said it before. Wei Dabao stretched out his arms and hid far away, and his posture was strange and perfunctory.

"If you don't clean up, believe it or not, I'll carry this pile of things and smash the glass of your house. Yang Lei took half a step forward, glared at Wei Dabao and said.

"If it doesn't work, let Sui Wenyuan clean it up. Wei Dabao was not afraid, and said with a smile, "It's time to be refreshed." It's normal to do some work. ”

Yang Lei looked at Wei Dabao's happy appearance, he was very unhappy. As for why, Yang Lei himself can't say clearly.

"How do you get a patient to clean up. Yang Lei glanced at Section Chief Wu first, and seeing that he didn't speak, he stared at Sui Wenyuan's chrysanthemum, and then glared at Wei Dabao and said.

"Just kidding, how can you take it seriously, Lao Yang. Can it be really ......."

"Be careful!" Wu Mian roared in a deep voice, then released his right hand, and the middle single fell down with feces, and picked up the prepared cut wrapper with both hands to block it in front of him.

Wei Dabao prepared concentrating early in the morning, although he was old and his reaction was a little slow, he was far away from Sui Wenyuan's chrysanthemum, and he also threw down the middle sheet and feces in the same way, and picked up the furoshi.

Yang Lei was stunned for a moment, and then a "gun" sounded in his ears.

"Bang~~~"

The sound was far away, as if it was coming from the sky, like a muffled thunder, roaring endlessly.

The sound was so close that it seemed to be in the ear, and someone was holding a gun to the temple and pulling the trigger.

Yang Lei saw a puff of gas erupting from the chrysanthemum, so cheerful, so excited, so impatient.

He only had time to close his eyes, and his mind flashed, it must have been a hallucination...... How can gas be seen?! Impossible, this is not scientific!

Countless sparse stones smashed on his face, just like a naughty child standing next to him throwing things at Yang Lei.