"This episode is sponsored by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration of Gobang.

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We're going to go to a distant place to see what else is our Smecta. ”

As an unknown netizen, the head of the wind road, as soon as he saw this, he was excited, and he suddenly got this stalk.

A few years ago, the Dragon Boat Festival was successfully declared a World Heritage Site by Gaobang China. The musical instrument has been successfully applied, and even the 'movable type printing', one of the four great inventions of ancient China, has also been successfully applied for the World Heritage Site.

Even kanji, they have to apply.

Including Feng Shui, the same. Because the flag of the country is a gossip diagram, this thing is a feng shui thing in ancient China.

In fact, in many ways, signs of Chinese civilization can be found in the country of high sticks. For example, on the back of the 10,000 yuan banknote of the High Stick Country, there is a picture of the armillary sphere.

But then again, the Gobang Kingdom declared the Gangneung Dragon Boat Festival, and the improved invention was 'metal movable type printing'.

In addition, there is no exclusivity for applying for intangible cultural heritage.

After all, my country also followed closely behind, and successfully declared the Dragon Boat Festival at the United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization.

But some truths are understood, but it's unhappy!

It's like back then, the capital of Gobat Country was not called 'Seoul', but 'Seoul'. In the process of de-sinicization, they still have to stick to it.

There are also some people in Dongyingli who are clamoring for the complete removal of the signs of 'Han culture'.

But there is one point that is difficult to do first, and that is words. If you directly get rid of Chinese characters, relying purely on the phonetic symbols of those flat and fake characters, it will be very uncomfortable in life.

...

In fact, while hating the country of high sticks, in some aspects there are also some complaints about their own country, and they hate it.

Many traditional cultures have gradually been lost or on the verge of being lost. On the contrary, the surrounding small countries protect these cultures very well, and they disdain their own things, and others rush to worship them.

In addition, for intangible cultural heritage, protection is actually more important than declaration.

It is a pity that our country is 'emphasizing declaration over protection'.

......

Emotion is emotion, life still has to live.

This mini-comedy still has to be watched.

So the Tempest Tunnel Commander pressed the spacebar again, and the pause screen played again.

However, as soon as the screen turned, a text appeared.

He just saw the three words of the title "Episode 1", and when he hadn't read the following paragraphs clearly, he skipped it directly.

In the picture, the male silver in the promotional cover appeared, a dead fish face expression, followed by a voiceover: "My name is Wang Da Hammer..."

"Eh, what's that text from above?" said Tempest, continuing to pause.

The more he hid it, the more curious he became, so he stepped back and fast-forwarded, pausing at the text screen.

Wasted more than ten expensive lives.

He could fast-forward with a mouse click, but his right hand didn't want to pull out of his warm pants pocket.

In addition, the pause time is too short, and it can be used during the webcast, and the TV series used for star broadcast will have to be scolded.

Isn't that appetizing?

Ten lines at a glance don't work, you have to have the ability to remember.

Episode 1.

There's a super big title underneath that contains five sentences.

"Super doubled!

Is it possible to grab it with a sword in your hand with a hair cover? Go to the chivalrous deeds!

The crew's boxed lunch is unpalatable to death, but if you don't eat it, you will definitely die.

I also have to work hard to act today, because my salary has increased, and the director said that the actor's salary is fifty yuan more than that of the dragon.

Hehe, I'm going to be famous soon, and it's a little exciting to think about it.

Am I going to have a KENTLAO meal, or am I going to fish in the sea to celebrate myself?

“？？？”

This, this......

The Tempest Road Leader didn't know why, but he felt funny inexplicably.

Then I took another look at the title of this episode, which was "01_Low-cost Martial Arts"

"It's kind of interesting. Tempest smiled, catching a glimpse of a box of depleted paper on the computer desktop, as well as a pile of paper balls. Moving his gaze to the left, he saw the bottle of Fat House Happy Water poured on the table.

He leaned forward slightly, reached out his left hand and picked up the bottle of soda.

Then place the cap towards your mouth, bite the cap and twist it gently with your hand.

"Tons and tons and tons of ......"

"Shhhh It's so cool. He shuddered and collapsed on the gaming chair he had bought for more than 2,000. Distinguished Kiwi Diamond members have to use high-end gaming chairs.

When business was done, he continued to play with the spacebar.

Then a close-up appeared.

"My name is Wang Dazhui and I am an actor who is filming a low-budget martial arts drama. ”

Then the screen zooms to reveal a plastic toy sword in his hand.

So he slowly turned his head, his eyes filled with disbelief.

The voiceover belonging to the protagonist sounded again: "This is too low-cost, isn't it, where is the children's toy sword?"

A close-up of the children's toy sword also came.

It's a plastic and cheap children's toy.

seemed to know that the protagonist was complaining, only to see the plastic sword flash with silver light: "Ding..."

"It's already of this quality, and it's still flashing?"

"Ding Ding..."

So the silver light flashed back and forth.

"Haha, that's interesting. As a diamond member, he has watched too many serious TV dramas, movies and dramas, and then saw the unserious protagonists in this mini-comedy, which is quite fresh.

Exaggerated and humorous, nonsensical and funny.

"Say you're of poor quality, still not convinced?"

Before he had time to PK with a toy sword, the first supporting character appeared in the picture.

opened his mouth with an embarrassed smile: "Hahaha..."

......

...

"Hahaha, this actor is so interesting, and this supporting role is not bad. I flipped through the list and found that this supporting role is still the director of this "Never Expected". ”

Unlike the slow-paced boy paper of the wind road chief, a group of fast men and supergirls soon appeared on Weibo.

Fast-paced men and supersonic women.

For the first episode to play the progress bar warning, there are only more than four minutes of mini-comedy, many people have already watched it. Even some members even watched the second episode.

However, as soon as I finished reading it, I went to Weibo to share it with sand sculpture netizens.

There are also some netizens who gathered under the official Weibo of "Never Expected", which had just been established, to leave comments.

"This first episode of the martial arts drama is really low-cost, there are only two actors in the whole process. But I don't know why, I think the stalk of this episode is all out of the supporting character. ”

"I think Wang Da Hammer is funnier. ”

followed by a long comment: "Isn't there a paragraph in front of me, the director said that the actor's salary is fifty yuan more than that of the dragon, and I feel inexplicably funny."

In reality, the male protagonist is more than 500,000 a day than the dragon set, all of whom are pediatrics.

What's even funnier is that the actor still thinks that he is about to become famous, and I think nine times out of ten he was fooled by the director. is about to become famous and has a salary increase, so he thought of eating Kenkilao and Haidilao, but poverty limited his imagination.

It's like a joke in which a common man thinks that the emperor uses a golden flat shoulder to carry a burden.

Friendly reminder, it is funnier to substitute this paragraph into the voice of the protagonist. ”