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Li Yundong was stunned and listened to the voice from the living room, and he said secretly: No, they actually sang such ** lyrics? Who taught it? It won't be Su Chan again, right?

Li Yundong hurriedly jumped up, opened the door, and came downstairs, at this time, I saw that the little foxes had finished singing, and they were sitting in a circle at this time, sitting cross-legged on the ground, staring at the forty-seven-inch plasma TV in the living room, and they didn't even notice that Li Yundong came to his side. Go and see the net. ()

Li Yundong saw that they all looked innocent, not like they were playing a prank just now, and he said to himself: Who taught them to sing this song? Is it possible...... Did I hear it wrong? No, no?

Li Yundong stood next to him and watched for a while, seeing that they were so fascinated by it, he didn't even notice that he was standing beside them, and he secretly said in his heart: Good guy, this is going to be a sneak attack, even a child can put you down collectively! Is this gourd baby so good-looking? Which TV station is so unpromising and shows such old cartoons?

Li Yundong raised his eyes and suddenly gasped: CCTV Children's Channel!

At this time, there happened to be a scene of the gourd baby being caught by the snake demon and the scorpion spirit, taking off his pants to pee and teasing them, and the funniest thing is that there is actually a small mosaic on the vital part of the lens!

The little foxes suddenly wondered, "What is that, vague?"

Immediately, a little fox next to him laughed and scolded: "Stupid, it's the man's thing, I don't know this?"

"Oh, why did it look like this?"

"I don't know, ask Senior Sister Su Chan, she has a lot of experience in the world, she must know. ”

How did Su Chan know what this mosaic was, she saw that the little foxes were all looking at her, and she was unwilling to show weakness in front of them, her eyes rolled, her eyes rolled, and she immediately saw Li Yundong standing beside her.

The little girl seemed to see a savior, and said with a smile: "The head is here, ask him, let him answer." ”

Li Yundong's face was full of strangeness, and he glared at Su Chan secretly, he coughed dryly, and said: "This, this thing is actually called mosaic, which is used to cover, cough, cover some, some very sensitive places." Well, well, that's probably it. ”

Li Yundong can be called a sharp-toothed and eloquent character on weekdays, but when he explained this problem in front of a group of beauties, he only felt that a layer of sweat suddenly appeared on his back, which was called a stammer!

After the easy explanation, the little foxes suddenly suddenly said: "Oh, so that's the case!"

Su Chan's face was also full of sudden realization, but she quickly looked puzzled again, her eyes unconsciously looked down at Li Yundong, and asked, "But why don't you play mosaics there?"

Li Yundong suddenly went crazy, and he couldn't wait to catch Su Chan at once and beat his ass five hundred times!

When the other little foxes saw Su Chan asking, their eyes also fell on Li Yundong, their eyes were ambiguous and abnormal, eating and laughing. Go and see the net.

Li Yundong glared at Su Chan angrily: "You are a pig, ask this kind of question!"

Su Chan's face was blank: "Ah? What's wrong with this problem? Is there something wrong?"

Seeing that she was still at a loss, Li Yundong became more and more frenzied, and couldn't help but say loudly: "Can you ask this kind of question? You are really a pig, as stupid as a pig!"

Su Chan was scolded by Li Yundong in public, and suddenly his mouth was pouted: "People don't know, just ask if you don't know, what's wrong?"

Li Yundong laughed angrily: "It's strange that you're not a pig! Yes, I'll change your name in the future and call you a pig!"

Su Chan stomped his feet and said, "You are a pig, I am not a pig!"

Li Yundong let out a bad breath, and laughed triumphantly: "Pigs are weird, you are pigs!"

Su Chan was so angry that he opened his teeth and claws, and was about to pounce on Li Yundong, but saw Ziyuan, Ruan Hongling, and the others of the Fox Zen Gate jumping over from the balcony.

Li Yundong said with tears and laughter: "Can't you go through the door? There is a thing called a door in this world!"

Zi Yuan smiled slightly, and Ruan Hongling grimaced at him: "What's the difference? Isn't this also a door, just a back door!"

Li Yundong sighed and said, "The thinking of Chinese people going through the back door is really deep-rooted, even for cultivators!

When he said this, a group of people covered their mouths and laughed.

At this time, Zhou Qin, Cao Yi and others also walked down from upstairs, and the spacious living room suddenly became full.

Li Yundong looked at Ziyuan and asked, "Is there something wrong with you guys here?"

Ziyuan nodded and said: "Yes, I took the store down yesterday, so today I might as well go and get the business license for the storefront, and by the way, let's think about what the name of the store is." ”

As soon as they heard this, everyone immediately became excited, especially the little foxes of the Fox Zen Gate, who began to discuss excitedly.

"Hey, what's the name of the store?"

"If you want me to say, it's called Huxiang Tea House!"

"You idiot, are you afraid that others won't know that it's a tea shop opened by our Fox Zen Sect?

"Why don't you just call it Panshi Tea House!

"What's good, it's not as good as the previous one! Panshi Tea House, how ugly!"

They kept talking noisily, Li Yundong couldn't find a crack when he wanted to interject, Cao Yi on the side saw this, coughed dryly, and after attracting the attention of the little foxes, she scolded: "What kind of system do you have like this? Is it your turn to say this kind of thing? Of course, it is the head of the house who has the idea!"

Li Yundong laughed and said: "It's okay, everyone can express their opinions, just come one by one, and we will choose the best one when the time comes." Go to the net --.7-K--o-m. （”

Li Yundong looked at Ziyuan: "Ziyuan, you have contributed the most to the whole thing, what name do you want to take?"

Ziyuan smiled slightly, and she shirked: "I haven't thought about it, why don't you take it." ”

Li Yundong looked at Ruan Hongling again: "Hongling, what name do you want to choose?"

Ruan Hongling was also not polite, thought about it, and said: "I remember the last time Sister Ziyuan performed the tea ceremony on stage, that scene was really steaming and foggy, like a fairyland on earth, I think it's called Yunwu Teahouse, right?"

After she finished speaking, Li Yundong on the side laughed: "Yunwu is a kind of tea, you named it this way, others who really want to drink tea still think that you only buy Yunwu tea here." ”

Ziyuan smiled and quipped: "Then we should call it Guanyin Teahouse, most of our tea is Tieguanyin tea!"

Ruan Hongling said angrily: "You want me to take a name again, and you take a name, and you join forces to laugh at me, it's really a husband and wife!

Ziyuan suddenly blushed, glared at Ruan Hongling angrily, Li Yundong also looked very embarrassed, he coughed dryly, quickly shifted the target, looked at Zhou Qin, and said, "Zhou Qin, do you have any good ideas?"

Zhou Qin smiled: "Where do I have any good ideas?"

Seeing that she refused to speak, Li Yundong knew that Zhou Qin had just started practicing, so he seemed cautious, lest he say the wrong thing, he smiled, and he was not reluctant, and his eyes moved away again.

Su Chan couldn't bear it anymore at this time, raised his hand high, and shouted: "I, I, I have a good name!"

Li Yundong glared at her angrily: "Pigs are weird, you shut up! You are so stupid, we don't listen to your name!"

Su Chan's face suddenly fell, and she said loudly: "I hate it, you are a pig!"

Li Yundong couldn't help but laugh, deliberately didn't look at her, looked at Cao Yi again, and said, "Uncle Cao Yi, what do you think should be the name?"

Cao Yi smiled: "Head, this is the store you opened, where is our turn to pick up the name?"

Li Yundong waved his hand and said with a smile: "That's not the case, this is also our Fox Zen Sect, oh, no, it is the joint industry of our Fox Zen Sect and the Zhengyi Sect Linggong Sect, since our Fox Zen Sect has a share, then you also have a share." Uncle Cao Yi, you're welcome. ”

Cao Yi saw that he couldn't shirk it, so he thought about it and said: "Since it is a teahouse, and a teahouse is opened in the middle of the world, I think it is simply called an elegant and popular name, I think it is better to call it 'Linxian', how about it?"

Liu Yuehong, who was small and delicate next to him, suddenly smiled: "Linxian is indeed good, taking tea Linxian means that it is about to soar, but I think it is better to ascend to the immortal?"

Zhuang Yating also said: "I think it is the best to call Tongxian, Lu Tong in the Tang Dynasty once wrote poems: a bowl of throat kiss moist, two bowls of broken loneliness, three bowls of dry intestines, only 5,000 volumes of words." Four bowls of light sweat, life injustice, all to the pores. Five bowls of muscles and bones, six bowls of fairies. It's called Tongxian, which happens to be poetic, popular and elegant, isn't it just right?"

After she finished speaking, Li Yundong immediately clapped his hands and praised: "Okay, Uncle Zhuang Yating is really full of poetry and books, this name is good." ”

At this time, Zhou Qin, who had been unwilling to express her opinion, also nodded slightly, she added: "The façade we rent is quite large, I think it is possible to set up three tea rooms, one is called Linxian, one is called Dengxian, and one is called Tongxian, these three names just represent the three realms of tea drinking, and a three-level VIP tea room is just set up, Tongxian is the highest, and the tea inside is also the best, and so on, what do you think?"

Li Yundong glanced at her appreciatively: "Yes, it is worthy of everyone's beauty, if you don't make a hit, it's a blockbuster, this idea is very good!"

Zhou Qin was encouraged, and she was secretly happy, and she said: "We can also set up three VIP cards, similar to the levels of silver cards, gold cards, and diamond cards, and determine their levels based on the consumption of customers. ”

After she finished speaking, everyone else praised it, and this decision respected the opinions of the three predecessors of the Fox Sect, and clearly differentiated the management method of the teahouse.

Zi Yuan glanced at Zhou Qin and said with a smile: "This is really a good way, Li Yundong, you have accepted a good apprentice." ”

Cao Yi also smiled: "The head of the sect has such a capable apprentice, so he can do without us." ”

Zhou Qin smiled humbly: "Everyone has won the award, I just summarized everyone's ideas and synthesized them, there is nothing to boast about." ”

Li Yundong laughed: "Okay, don't praise each other, it's settled." ”

Ruan Hongling suddenly said curiously: "What has been decided? This is the name of the three teahouses, not the names of the teahouses, is it possible that these three names are hung outside the teahouses at the same time? Isn't that a mess?"

When she said this, everyone reacted and looked at each other.

Li Yundong also groaned: "Yes, you don't say that I haven't thought of it yet." ”

Su Chan on the side easily seized the opportunity and ridiculed Li Yundong triumphantly: "Look, you still say that I am a pig, I think you are a pig!

Li Yundong glared at her: "Yes, I'm a pig, you're a pig!

Seeing Li Yundong talking about himself like this in front of so many people, Su Chan stomped his feet angrily and said, "You are a pig!"

Li Yundong laughed: "Then if you choose a good name, I will admit that you are not a pig!"

Zi Yuan and the others saw Li Yundong arguing with Su Chan, Li Yundong was taking advantage of Su Chan with every word, but Su Chan didn't react, and followed Li Yundong's words stupidly, and they were all so happy to hide their mouths and snicker.

Su Chan didn't find out that Li Yundong was teasing herself, she saw Li Yundong let him choose a name, she was immediately overjoyed, and said proudly: "Finally remembered to let me choose a name?

Li Yundong couldn't help but laugh and said, "Yes, Miss Pig is weird, hurry up and give us a name!"

Su Chan stomped his feet and said loudly: "Don't call me a pig!"

Li Yundong's intestines were about to break with laughter, and he said, "Okay, I must not call you a pig...... It's weird. ”

Su Chan didn't hear the change in the meaning between the words after Li Yundong's long pronunciation, she saw that Li Yundong no longer spoke, so she shook her head and said: "The three masters and uncles all said three immortals, one is a Lin Immortal, one is a Dengxian, and one is a Tong Immortal, if you want me to say, why don't we call the name of this teahouse the Three Immortals!"

Li Yundong couldn't help it, and laughed: "Di Sanxian? Isn't this a dish? How do you know how to eat it, and say that you are not a pig, you are not a pig, what is that? By the way, you are not a pig, you are a pig!"

Su Chan only felt that the name she had chosen was excellent, and she originally looked at Li Yundong expectantly, wanting to wait for him to praise herself, but who expected Li Yundong to be so buried and ridiculed, she suddenly became angry and shouted angrily: "I'm not a pig!"

This time it was terrible, everyone in the room burst into laughter, and Li Yundong almost died with laughter.

Su Chan looked at everyone and laughed, she was stunned and hadn't come back to her senses, she only felt wronged and sad in her heart, she had chosen such a good name, why did they still laugh at me?

Especially Yundong, the one, actually took the lead in laughing at me!

Su Chan's grievance in her heart, she was really more wronged than Dou E, she was teary-eyed, her nose twitched, she cried, she choked up: "I'm really not a pig, it's strange......"

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