Chapter 347: Three Immortals of the Earth!(Third Update)
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Su Chan cried and cried and said a word, everyone in the room laughed so hard that they fell, and Li Yundong laughed so much that he had no image of the head of the house, holding his stomach and leaning back and forth, heartless. Go and see the net. ()
Zhou Qin saw that there were more and more tears in the little girl's eyes, and there were obviously signs of crying, so she forced herself to laugh, walked over and whispered a few words in Su Chan's ear.
Only then did Su Chan understand that she had fallen into Li Yundong's trap, and she dared to admit that she was a pig in those two sentences just now, her eyes suddenly straightened, and after a while, her face was flushed, and she rushed towards Li Yundong with her teeth and claws: "You hate it, you are a pig!"
Li Yundong laughed so much that his stomach hurt, he was grabbed and bitten by Su Chan, and hurriedly begged for mercy: "Okay, you are not a pig, I am a pig." ”
Su Chan was so angry that he shouted: "You still say that you still take advantage of me!" After that, he pounced on Li Yundong's back like an octopus and bit Li Yundong's ear with his teeth.
Li Yundong hunched his back, folded his hands, and said with a smile: "Okay, I was wrong, don't make trouble, hurry down, and get down to business!"
Su Chan accepted it when he saw it, snorted, and said arrogantly: "Don't come down, you bully me, I will bully you too, you just go behind my back and say it." ”
Li Yundong scared her with a straight face and said, "Don't come down and spank again!"
Su Chan thought to herself: Anyway, I lost my face just now, and now you won't come down no matter what you say!
She hugged Li Yundong's neck, buried her head in Li Yundong's broad back, and said unruly: "If you don't come down, you won't come down!"
Li Yundong is out of line, he can't really spank in front of so many people, right?
Li Yundong smiled helplessly at everyone in the room, he straightened up, and coughed dryly as if he was carrying a big doll behind him.
In the room, the fox door looked up and down at Li Yundong's eyes very strangely, and they all forced a smile, Zi Yuan smiled slightly, and said: "Actually, in all fairness, the name of the store that Su Chan just said is actually quite good, the three immortals, the first homonym, the second loud, the third is very elegant, and the fourth is very in line with the situation in our store, it is indeed a good name, I recommend using this name." ”
As soon as she spoke, Ruan Hongling naturally responded: "I agree too." ”
Cao Yi and others from the Fox Zen Sect also nodded: "Yes, this name is good." Go to the net --.7-K--o-m. ”
Su Chan proudly poked his head out from behind Li Yundong, and said to Li Yundong with a tribute: "How about it, I'll just say the name I took!"
Li Yundong returned his hand with a big handprint, and with a snap, it slapped firmly on the little girl's buttocks.
Su Chan's scream immediately attracted everyone's attention to her, and the little girl's face was flushed with shame, and her head shrank back.
Li Yundong carried the little girl on his back, his face remained unchanged, he remained silent, pretending that nothing had happened, he clapped his hand and said, "Okay, that's the name!"
Zhou Qin also laughed: "I know a good calligrapher, let him write a few words when the time comes, and then frame it, and we will have our own plaque." ”
Everyone praised in unison, but Li Yundong smiled and said: "No, no, if you don't need the big calligrapher in front of you, why go out and spend money to hire people?"
Zhou Qinqi said: "There are great calligraphers among us?"
Li Yundong looked at Ziyuan with a smile: "The calligraphy I saw Ziyuan last time was very good, I don't know if she is willing to write?"
Zi Yuan immediately remembered that the last time she was writing a wedge poem, she was in a daze and was seen by Li Yundong, her heart tightened, and her face was a little unnatural.
Where did Ruan Hongling know the joints, she immediately clapped her hands and smiled: "Okay, good, my senior sister's calligraphy is ranked among the best in the cultivation world!"
Su Chan poked her head out again at this time, but she was not as arrogant as last time, and she said weakly: "My calligraphy is also very good." ”
Li Yundong had seen her handwriting when he reunited with Su Chan in Qili Shantang, and it was indeed extremely beautiful.
Li Yundong knew this, but he deliberately wanted to make a joke about the little girl, so he sighed and said, "Alas, in fact, your handwriting is quite good, only a little bit less than Ziyuan." ”
Su Chan was obviously very conceited about her words, and when she saw that Li Yundong's tone was a little strange, she said unconvinced: "How much is a little bit?"
Li Yundong put his thumb and index finger together, leaving only a little gap, and then pretended to say: "It's so much worse." Go to the net --.7-K--o-m. ”
Seeing that Li Yundong finally didn't taunt him anymore, Su Chan snorted and said, "It's almost a little bit?"
Li Yundong sighed and said, "Yes, in fact, there is only a little bit of a gap, alas, it's a pity, it's probably a difference...... 108,000 miles, that's a little bit far. ”
Suddenly, everyone burst into laughter again, and Su Chan was so angry that he shouted: "You bully me again! I don't care, I want to write it too!"
The little girl is rare to be more serious, in her opinion, the start-up capital of this teahouse was earned by Li Yundong and Ziyuan, and the method of operation and the direction of opening the store were all Zhou Qin's ideas, these two women, one is Li Yundong's confidante who is also a teacher and friend, and the other is Li Yundong's founding disciple, not only is her beauty and temperament not inferior to herself, but also the relationship with Li Yundong is very ambiguous.
If the little girl doesn't eat the slightest vinegar in her heart, it is absolutely fake.
The most important thing is that in the little girl's opinion, if her genuine girlfriend can't leave her own mark on the first pot of gold in Li Yundong's life, she can't help him with a little help, even if Li Yundong has no idea, if she thinks about it in the future, she will definitely have regrets in her heart and will be sad.
Li Yundong saw Su Chan's serious face, he was stunned for a moment, but soon laughed again: "Okay, in order to show fairness, let's have a fair competition in a while, everyone will write, whoever writes the best, use whomever handwriting, how about it?"
Cao Yi smiled when he heard this: "Head, you can take the idea, you can use whoever you think is good." ”
As soon as Li Yundong saw what he said, the little foxes of the Fox Zen Gate were also excited, and their eyes lit up, so he smiled and said: "Don't engage in dictatorship, write everything, everyone writes, the eyes of the masses are bright, and I don't count what I say with empty teeth alone." Come on, who has pen, ink, paper, and inkstone? Hurry up and bring them all. ”
It just so happened that there was not much luggage up and down the Fox Zen Gate, but they used to live in a simple place in the Taoist temple, and most of them had a brush to cultivate their self-cultivation, and they just had these things in the luggage they carried.
Soon the little foxes invited the pen, ink, paper and inkstone to take out, Li Yundong pointed to the desk in the restaurant next to him, and said, "Write there, who will come first?"
The little foxes were enthusiastic: "I'm coming, I'm coming!"
Li Yundong smiled: "Don't shout, don't squeeze, come one by one." ”
The little foxes scrambled to write the three words "Three Immortals of the Earth" one by one, and then showed them to Li Yundong one by one, and stood aside with a smile after receiving his praise.
Su Chan looked at them very nervously at first, lest their words surpass her, but when they finished writing, Su Chan suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, and secretly felt proud in her heart: Fortunately, I used to practice with the master a lot, otherwise I would really make a fool of myself today! Although the sisters of the same sect write well, there is still a gap compared to me.
After Cao Yi and others finished writing one by one, Su Chan put down a big stone in her heart, she saw that although Cao Yi and Liu Yuehong's words were beautiful, they were not as smart as themselves, and they lacked a charm, on the contrary, the words of Zhuang Yating, who was the most bewitching, were written with a delicate and fresh thin gold body, which surprised everyone.
Li Yundong saw that everyone's calligraphy was different, beautiful, although he didn't understand calligraphy, but he also felt that these words were all extremely beautiful, he nodded and praised: "Yes, they are all good words, I really didn't expect that all of you have a good hand." ”
He raised his eyes and glanced at Ruan Hongling: "Hongling, you don't write?"
Ruan Hongling answered, and was about to pick up the pen to write, but as soon as she lifted the pen, she seemed to remember something, and she asked hehehe: "Li Zhenren, as the head of the house, why don't you write?"
Li Yundong shook his hands: "No, no, no, I can draw talismans, but I can't write or something." ”
Ruan Hongling didn't believe it, and snorted: "Do you think that your identity is different now, and you don't want to make a move easily?"
As soon as she said this, others also coaxed: "Head, you can write one!"
Li Yundong couldn't shirk it, so he was heartbroken, rolled up his sleeves and said loudly: "Okay, since you are willing to die, I am willing to bury you!
Everyone laughed when they heard this, but they became more and more curious in their hearts, and they all came forward to watch.
They saw Li Yundong lift the pen and draw a circle on the rice paper calmly, and the circle was still irregular, they were suddenly dumbfounded, and said in their hearts: What is this?
After a while, Li Yundong picked up the pen again and drew a circle, this time the circle was in the shape of a long strip, and there was a strip on it, everyone was confused, more and more puzzled, and they all discussed: "What is the head of the house writing?"
Su Chan laughed even more: "Yundong, are you really drawing ghost talismans?"
Li Yundong ignored her, and finally drew another circle, this time this circle was larger than the previous two, and the tail was big and the head was small, and the head was also striped.
After Li Yundong finished painting, he threw away his pen and said loudly: "Okay, I'm done writing, you can insert your own eyes!"
Ruan Hongling's face was full of confusion: "Hey, what the hell are you doing? What is this written? Which Chinese dialect? It can't be Martian, right?"
Su Chan grinned and said, "That's it, if we have to stick our own eyes, we also have to be convinced." ”
Li Yundong glared at her, and then said to Ruan Hongling with a surprised face: "Yo, you still know Martian Wen, it's very fashionable!"
Ruan Hongling gave him a blank look: "Tell me quickly, what the hell did you write!"
Li Yundong triumphantly pointed to the first irregular circle and said, "This is a potato!" He pointed to the second smaller circle and said, "This is a chili pepper!" and then he pointed to the last one and said, "This is an eggplant!"
Li Yundong slapped his face: "Isn't this an authentic three fresh?"
Before he finished speaking, everyone was already laughing, and Su Chan was even more clutching his stomach, and said with an exaggerated smile: "Mom, you really have to insert your own eyes, this painting is too ugly!"
Li Yundong said exaggeratedly and loudly: "What do you know, I am a painting method in calligraphy, a calligraphy in painting! It can be called a peerless work of calligraphy and painting in one!"
Su Chan smiled and snatched the ghost-like painting, and hid it behind him: "Okay, wow, then I want to collect your work, and leave it to your disciples and grandchildren in the future, so that they can see the ink treasure of their ancestor and the head of the family, and pay homage to it in the future!"
Li Yundong was so angry, he scolded with a smile: "Stinky chick, if you have the ability, don't make a mistake for a while, otherwise you will smash your ass, and you dare to laugh at the head!"
Su Chan jumped up and snorted: "Write it!"
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Well, to make a small adjustment, the three three changes this week are concentrated in 234 three days, that is, the three changes will continue tomorrow......