Chapter 245: Left jab, didn't prevent it
Liu Yun'er stood stunned in place, looking at Lin Fan lying on the sofa, obviously... I was talking about a dream just now, but as the saying goes, I think about it every day and dream at night, and this bastard must have gone to that kind of place for a massage.
"I..."
"Where's my baseball bat?"
Liu Yun'er was anxiously looking for her baseball bat, and now her mind was full of beating this bastard to death with a stick, and then she would turn herself in, as for how to judge it, it was a matter for the judge, the big deal... And when he came to Hades, he ravaged him again.
afterwards
Liu Yun'er found a baseball bat in her bedroom, carried this alloy baseball bat, and came to Lin Fan angrily, but then she encountered a problem, where did she beat Lin Fan?
Thinking about it,
Liu Yun'er decided to beat Lin Fan's round little ass!
The big goblin put down the baseball bat in his hand and tried to use his own strength to turn Lin Fan over, but Liu Yun'er overestimated his strength a little, no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't shake the posture of Lin Da Pig's trotters lying at this time.
however
Liu Yun'er just doesn't believe in evil, and the baseball bat has already been brought, so she has to use it, right? This baseball bat has been bought for so long, and if you don't beat Lin Fan again, it is estimated that it will rust.
afterwards
Liu Yun'er almost used the strength of her whole body, and finally... Poof.
Lin Fan fell directly to the floor,
Motionless...
“...”
Liu Yun'er didn't know what to do for a while, so she hurriedly squatted down and probed Lin Fan's snort.
Still alive!
Suddenly the hanging heart was put down, and at this moment, looking at the big pig's hooves lying on the floor, this fart was raised high, which made Liu Yun'er feel a little itchy in her heart, and silently stretched out her hand to the grip of the baseball bat.
The next second,
Liu Yun'er began to 'hard' beat Lin Fan's little ass.
"I'll let you go drink!"
"I'll let you bully me all day long!"
"I'll let you go... Go to the bathing center and enjoy!"
Although the baseball bat was firmly beaten on Lin Fan's ass, Liu Yun'er's strength was very stable, and Lin Fan was wearing jeans, which offset part of the strength, which meant that Liu Yun'er was massaging Lin Fan's ass.
Beat me up a dozen times,
Liu Yun'er's arm is a little sore? Put a baseball bat to the side? Then he gasped and looked at the big pig's trotters.
suddenly
Lin Fan's eyes closed? Squeaky and whining: "Old sister... Help me... Help me with a shoulder press too? Just now... It was very comfortable just now. ”
In a flash
Liu Yun'er was dumbfounded? No... I was beating you up just now!
"Hey!"
"Can you save me some face?"
"Can you also give the baseball bat a little face?" Liu Yun'er said angrily: "You can hurt a little!"
Lin Fan: zZZZ
In the face of Liu Yun'er's complaints, Lin Fan didn't pay attention to it at all.
"Ah!!h
"I'm... Why do I have your boyfriend?!" The goblin gripped the baseball bat again? Would you like to be beaten to death with a stick? But why can't he do it, he jumped on the spot a few times in anger, this feeling of wanting to kill him, but he can't do it? Almost tortured the big goblin to death.
Then?
Liu Yun'er has an idea, since she can't do it herself, then... That should make a mouth!
Right!
Bite this bastard!
Thinking of this,
Liu Yun'er directly grabbed Lin Fan's arm, and then bit it down fiercely? But... When the big goblin let go of his mouth and saw the deep tooth marks on his arm? I also felt a pain in my heart.
"Ugh..."
"It's obvious that you're wrong, but it hurts me in the end. Liu Yun'er sighed? She gave up the idea of tossing Lin Fan because of physically torturing him? Is it yourself who hurts in the end? No way... Love him so much.
Of course?
The death penalty can be avoided, but the living sin cannot be escaped!
Liu Yun'er stared at Lin Fan's handsome face, or... Give him a woman's makeup.
Then take a group photo.
Right!
That's it!
Let this big fool also come out of the way.
Thinking of this, Liu Yun'er hurriedly walked into the bedroom and took out all kinds of cosmetics from it, such as foundation, concealer, eyebrow pencil, mascara, eye shadow, blush, lipstick, and so on.
"Uh..."
"Or... A smoky make-up?"
Liu Yun'er actually likes smoky makeup, and that charming and not overly ostentatious style is her favorite, but the big goblin has never tried it on her face, but today she has an experimental subject, and she just used it to try her hand.
Turning Lin Fan over, Liu Yun'er began to apply no makeup cream to Lin Fan, making his face pale and miserable, and then... It's to put on the big red lipstick, these two steps are quite easy to operate, the difficulty is in the back... How to give him eyeshadow.
But fortunately, Liu Yun'er's skills are superb, and ten minutes later... The smoky version of Lin Fan is here.
Looking at the smoked Lin Fan, the corners of Liu Yun'er's mouth raised slightly, gently pinched his face, and said helplessly: "You were a salty pig's trotter before, and now you are a smoked pig's trotter." ”
subsequently
Liu Yuner took out her mobile phone, switched to selfie mode, and took a few photos with Lin Fan, of course... Two of them are photos of the big goblin pro-Lin Fan, but these two are set by her as private, and you must have a password to see them.
"Humph!"
"Look how you bully me in the future. Liu Yun'er decided to save these photos as something that could threaten Lin Fan in the future.
At this moment,
Lin Fan closed his eyes and said with a squeak: "I'm hungry, old... Sister, do you have anything to eat?"
Liu Yun'er was so angry that she wrung his ears angrily and said angrily: "I'm your girlfriend!
“...”
"Don't... Don't make trouble!" Lin Fan frowned and said in a daze: "My girlfriend is... It's the tigress, you... Are you too?"
I...
I...
I want to kill him!
Liu Yun'er was about to go crazy, and her anger broke through her reason, straddled him directly, raised her fist, and beat Lin Fan's chest desperately.
"I'm fighting with you today!"
Maybe this was not enough to relieve his anger, so he pounced directly and bit his shoulder fiercely.
Suddenly
Lin Fan felt a little pain and shouted in pain: "It hurts..."
Liu Yun'er opened her mouth, looking at his painful face, she was a little helpless for a while, and scolded him... He can't hear, hit him... It hurts himself, this bastard is simply his nemesis.
subsequently
The big goblin silently got up and went to the kitchen, opened the refrigerator and happened to have a bag of toast inside.
“...”
"Can you eat the toast that is about to expire?" Liu Yun'er frowned, not knowing what to do.
Then
Lin Fan in the living room began to make a fuss.
"Hungry!"
"I want to eat steamed buns!" Lin Fan shouted loudly.
Liu Yun'er pursed her lips, took the toast bread that was about to expire, and went to the living room, then sat directly on the floor, rested Lin Fan's head on her thigh, gently tore the toast, and prepared to feed Lin Fan little by little.
When the big goblin took the torn toast and handed it to Lin Fan's mouth, the bastard seemed to sense something and automatically opened his mouth.
soon
Lin Fan finished eating a slice of toast.
Then
Liu Yun'er received a phone call.
"Hello?"
"Xiaoyun?"
"What's the situation with Xiao Lin now?" Xia Meifang asked.
"Uh..."
"Not bad. Liu Yun'er said: "I just wiped his body, and then fed him a little bread. ”
Hearing Liu Yun'er's words,
Xia Meifang smiled with satisfaction and said silently: "I didn't expect my daughter to take care of people." ”
"Mom!"
"Can you stop me thinking so badly?" Liu Yun'er said angrily: "What do you mean that I will also take care of people?
Words fall,
Liu Yun'er asked, "How is Dad's situation?"
"Your dad?"
"Lying on the couch. Xia Meifang said indifferently: "Toss me for a long time." ”
“...”
"Lin Fan also tossed me for a long time. Liu Yun'er sighed and said silently: "Mom... I think our mother and daughter are going to join forces, and now that Dad and Lin Fan are going to be after today, I believe that the relationship between the two will be even deeper. ”
"It's for us... A bit of a disadvantage. Liu Yun'er said: "The more united they are, the greater the troubles in the future." ”
"Hmm!"
"But there's no need to worry about anything, these two can't make any waves. Xia Meifang said indifferently.
Words fall,
Xia Meifang continued: "I'm worried now... Your uncle, I'm afraid that your brother-in-law will join your father and Xiaolin's organization, and these three people will get together... It's going to fall on this day. ”
“...”
"Lingling has returned to China, her uncle-in-law will definitely come back, and it will inevitably meet her father at that time, and then Lin Fan will definitely be there. Liu Yun'er said helplessly: "Mom... Let's keep an eye on it during this time. ”
"I'll call your aunt tomorrow and ask her to keep an eye on her husband. Xia Meifang said seriously.
"Huh?"
"There's... Is it useful?" Liu Yun'er said bitterly: "Aunt Tong is in dire straits with her uncle now, so she won't take care of her uncle, or even take care of him." ”
Xia Meifang sighed and said silently: "Let's talk about it, take a step at a time." ”
In fact
Xia Meifang had already planned a plan a long time ago to split the relationship between Zhong Tao and Xiaolin, but in the end, there was an accident.
At this moment,
Liu Yun'er saw Lin Fan lying on her lap, stretching out her arm and groping for the air, just when the big goblin was still thinking about what the big pig's trotters wanted to do.
Suddenly...
Soon!
His hand inexplicably touched his chest.
At this moment,
It was as if there was silence in the room, as if even the air had condensed and time had stood still.
Followed by
The big goblin felt that his Yuehun had been squeezed by Lin Fan's fingers.
One time.
one time
Again...
subsequently
The tingling sensation swept through the whole body, making the big goblin tremble.
"Ah!!h
Liu Yun'er finally reacted, she screamed in fright, and then subconsciously gave Lin Fan a left jab.
Unfortunately,
Lin Fan didn't defend it.
His right eye was firmly punched like this.
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