Although Lin Fan was beaten by Liu Yun'er, fortunately, under the destruction of alcohol, he had completely lost consciousness, but he was hit by gravity, and his eye circles began to swell...

"What's wrong?"

"Xiaoyun?"

"What the hell is going on?"

Xia Meifang's urgent voice came from the phone, which woke Liu Yun'er from her shock, and hurriedly said to her mother: "No... Nothing. ”

“...”

"It's okay, what are you shouting nonsense?" Xia Meifang said solemnly: "Something must have happened, what is the matter? Reassure Mom. ”

"I..."

"I..." Liu Yun'er's pretty face suddenly turned crimson, she didn't know how to describe the problem she had just encountered to her mother, and she couldn't tell her... I was given a big smoked pig's trotter ... I gave it a little bit, and even pinched it a few times, which... How could this be said!

Xia Meifang was very anxious, after all, she was worried about the comfort of her daughter and son-in-law, and asked, "What is the matter? What can't be said between our mother and daughter? Is Xiaolin dishonest?"

“...”

In a flash

Liu Yun'er fell into hesitation, should she tell her mother?

In fact...

Actually, there's nothing wrong with it, right?

No, no, no!

You must not tell your mother such a shameful thing... Absolutely not!

"Nothing..."

"Mom... There really isn't anything. Liu Yun'er said helplessly: "It's just... It's just careless, I didn't dodge... By... Bitten by a mosquito. ”

“...”

"I didn't tell the truth at first glance. Xia Meifang said angrily: "Did Xiao Lin toss you just now? Although Kobayashi's waist is already good, it's not exactly the kind that is good, you... Can you bring it back to life? It's only been a few days... Can't hold on?"

Liu Yun'er was not a little girl, and she was so anxious that she said with a crimson face: "Mom... It's not what you think... I... Anyway... So be it. ”

"Humph!"

"Since you haven't..."

however

Before Xia Meifang finished speaking, she heard Liu Yun'er let out a frightened cry.

"Oops!"

Liu Yun'er found that Lin Fan's eye circles were swollen, and she instantly became panicked, and said in a squeaky voice: "Mom... That one... What should I do if my eye circles are swollen?"

"Huh?"

"It's swelling. Xia Meifang said seriously: "But first we have to figure out how it is swollen." ”

“...”

"I am... It's physics, so it's physics. Liu Yun'er said embarrassedly.

Xia Meifang was silent for a moment, her tone became a little serious, and she asked, "Did you beat Xiaolin?"

"I..."

Liu Yun'er whispered, "I was careless... Who let him bully me. ”

Suddenly

Xia Meifang is going crazy...

"You!"

"What are you asking me to say!" Xia Meifang said hatefully: "What's wrong with Xiao Lin bullying you? How many times have you been on it... Bed, what's wrong with being bullied by him? You're Kobayashi's wife in the future, you... You..."

"Mom..."

"What's that... It's complicated anyway, far more complicated than you might think. Liu Yun'er hurriedly argued: "And... Me and him..."

Xia Meifang said angrily: "What are you talking to him? Don't tell me, you didn't sleep with Xiaolin? Just caught by me and your dad more than once, okay, okay... This matter is over, and it will be better for Xiaolin in the future!"

“...”

"Isn't it good enough?"

"Eat me, drink me, use mine..."Liu Yun'er said helplessly.

"Humph!"

"It's been more than thirty years since your dad eats me, drinks me, and uses me, have I ever complained like you?" Xia Meifang said angrily: "The man I chose... Take the pain yourself. ”

After that,

Xia Meifang continued: "Now soak the towel with cold water, and then help Xiao Lin apply a cold compress to let him contract his capillaries?" Prevent bleeding from happening further? After two days, soak the towel in warm water and apply a warm compress? By the way, buy some blood-invigorating medicine? That's right... Don't eat spicy irritants lately to prevent overheating. ”

"Oh," Liu Yun'er replied.

"Hey!"

"I just praised you for taking care of people, and as a result... When they came up, they beat people. Xia Meifang sighed? said indifferently: "But it's okay... avoided the picture of your father, Xiaolin and your uncle, the three of them colluding together. ”

As soon as the voice fell?

Xia Meifang said: "Don't say it? You hurry up and deal with Xiao Lin's eyes. ”

"I... I know. ”

syllable

Hang up the phone,

Liu Yun'er ran into the bathroom again, using the towel that wiped Lin Fan's body before? Re-soaked in cold water? Then he folded it into a small piece, ran to the big pig's trotters, and gently covered it.

"Ugh..."

"Bad stuff... Just know how to torture people. Liu Yun'er said angrily.

A few minutes later,

Liu Yun'er put a cold towel on Lin Fan again, and looked at the big pig's trotters lying on the floor with a comfortable face? Liu Yun'er couldn't help pursing her lips and said, "It's obvious that you bullied me... In the end, I came to clean up the aftermath. ”

Afterwards?

Helped Lin Fan change the cold towel for an hour in a row, Liu Yun'er couldn't hold on anymore? Lying directly beside Lin Fan.

Tired!

It's so tiring!

At this moment, Liu Yun'er is so tired that she collapses, and the tiredness stimulates her brain? Ultimately... Liu Yun'er ripped off the blanket resting on the sofa? Covered on himself and Lin Fan's body? And the big goblin couldn't help but shrink into his arms.

But...

Then

Liu Yun'er couldn't sleep again.

Thinking back to everything that happened just now, especially when he couldn't get there, the action of gently pinching a few times, for a while, Liu Yun'er felt that her heart began to tremble, that feeling... I'll never forget it, as for what it feels like... Liu Yun'er can't say it, anyway... It's just very crispy and numb.

In that moment,

It's as if the soul has been drained...

Thinking about it,

Liu Yun'er's pretty face began to flush, and she couldn't help touching her cheeks... It was as hot as lava.

"Whew..."

"Calm down!"

"It was just an accident!" Liu Yun'er took a deep breath, trying to stabilize her emotions, but she failed... Because that feeling is like an imprint, which has been deeply imprinted in the bone marrow of the big goblin.

At this point,

Liu Yun'er glanced at the big fool, suddenly felt a surge of anger, stretched out her Qianqian thin hand to Lin Fan's thigh, and then twisted it fiercely.

"Forget about bullying me usually..."

"You're drunk and you're doing this to me... Not only Mo, but also pinch!" Liu Yun'er pouted and said angrily: "I'm so angry..."

As soon as the voice fell,

Liu Yun'er hit a hatche, and then in Lin Fan's arms, she found the most comfortable position and slowly fell asleep quietly.

...

Following

The first rays of the morning sun shone in.

Lin Fan opened his eyes, but soon he noticed a problem... I can only open one eye, and the other eye... It's a little bit open, it's just a problem, my ass hurts a little...

Before Lin Fan could understand what was going on, a severe headache swept over.

"Oops..."

"My head hurts. Lin Fan held his forehead with a painful look.

Yesterday...

I drank a little too much, broke through my own limit to liquor, and actually... I drank two bottles of white ones.

However, Uncle Liu was even more awesome and directly dried six bottles.

"Huh?"

"Where am I?"

'One-eyed Dragon' Lin Fan opened one eye and found himself lying on the floor, and the layout of this room was not his own 304, but he quickly reacted... Where is this, the feelings are in room 305, and there is a big goblin in his arms.

"What's the situation?"

"What happened after I got drunk?" Lin Fan was completely confused, and for a night... Not only did his butt hurt a little, but he couldn't even open his eyes, and he even slept on the floor with the big goblin.

continued to lie down for a few minutes,

Lin Fan really couldn't stand it, he mainly wanted to see what was wrong with his eyes, why was it a little swollen, and he couldn't open it.

Carefully got up from the ground, tiptoed into the bathroom, turned on the light and came to the mirror, and the next second... Lin Fan was stunned.

it!

This... Who is this?

Lin Fan saw the person in the mirror, his lips were painted with red lipstick, and his whole face was miserable and white, and the circle around his eyes was black, obviously... This is the effect of eyeshadow, but the two eyes are a little different, the left eye is more normal, and the right eye is a little swollen.

"This..."

"I..."

Lin Fan was completely stunned at this moment, he didn't know what was going on, he woke up... Someone painted it like this, and then his right eye was swollen as well.

Wrong!

This face must have been drawn by the Great Goblin, but... What's going on with my right eye? And my ass hurts a little bit.

Thinking of this,

Lin Fan hurried back to the living room, and was about to wake up the woman lying on the ground, only to find a baseball bat on the side.

“...”

"No, wouldn't my ass be due to it, would it?" Lin Fan looked at the baseball bat with a confused expression.

however

It didn't take long for

Lin Fan found that the coffee table was full of cosmetics.

This...

What did this woman do to herself last night?

The next second,

Lin Fan hurriedly pushed the sleeping goblin a few times, and said, "Don't sleep... Wake up... Something big is wrong!"

"What are you doing!" Liu Yun'er closed her eyes and said angrily, "Didn't you see that I was still sleeping?"

It didn't take long for

Liu Yun'er suddenly opened her eyes, looked at Lin Fan in surprise, and said with a squeak: "You... Are you awake?"

“...”

"Did you draw my face?" Lin Fan asked with an annoyed expression, pointing to his face.

Liu Yun'er pursed her lips and nodded silently.

"And!"

"Did you beat my ass with a baseball bat last night?" Lin Fan continued.

"Hmm..."

Liu Yun'er's pretty face flushed slightly, and she nodded with a hint of embarrassment.

"You..."

"One last question!"

"Why are my eyes swollen?" Lin Fan asked seriously.

Liu Yun'er was silent for a long time, and said in a low voice: "Yes... It was an accident. ”

"Huh?"

"What kind of accident?" Lin Fan asked with a confused expression.

The big goblin bit his lip, hesitated for a long time in his heart, and finally mustered up the courage to say, "Last night... Your eye accidentally hit the top of my fist. ”

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