"It's local news time in the capital, and we're with you every night. ”

"Alas, there's been a big incident here on Kyoto Avenue recently, I don't know if you've paid attention?" said the male host.

Because it is local news, the hosts still maintain a state of subtle interaction with each other.

"Oh? Kyoto Main Road, could it be that the rich kid of which family had a drag racing accident?"

"Alas~ You're really out of touch with time, the incident I talked about recently is not a drag race, but a drag race!

"Crazy pig, you're not teasing me, are you?"

"Don't believe me, look at the following news report. ”

"Last night, there was a road incident on Kyoto Avenue in the capital, three people and two heads... Pigs ran at speeds of more than 100 yards on the main road, yelling and harassing passers-by, and dozens of rich children followed suit, causing a large-scale drag racing incident. ”

"Now the suspect in question... The suspect pig has been arrested by the local police, please listen to the later report for related treatment. ”

"This time, the perpetrator is an anomaly, and the two pigs are superpowers... This special event will be handled by special people. "So the host, you are very skinny, how can you gain weight four by deliberately accentuating the pronunciation?

The location is naturally the Xia family's big manor, and it has been three days since that auction.

Xia He inexplicably slept for three days in a row, three whole days!

This frightened the people in the manor, this person has a special identity in the manor, and if he lost someone, he went to find it himself.

However, the maids in the manor said that they were all taken care of these days when Xia He was asleep, but the strange thing is...

Well, in front of a certain Xia He, these maids didn't have the consciousness of treating Xia He as a boy at all, and even touched Xia He all over when they took care of their daily life or changed Xia He's clothes.

And of course, somewhere below.

The reason is because a new little maid thinks that Xia He is not like a man, and thinks that it is a man's clothes to hide his identity, so he made a bet...

So Xia He said that one night during the three nights he fell asleep he had a strange dream, dreaming that he was at the mouth of the river, and he was alone in a small boat, floating up and down.

As for what happened and why he had such a dream, Xia He said that he didn't understand, and he didn't pay attention to it, as for getting up this morning, the whole person was empty.

As for the small national flag that is raised every morning, it is okay today.

Oh yes, nothing actually happened, and you can lie in bed for three days without being weak?

Joke!

But... For Xia He, being in a coma for three days is not a good thing, which also means... The forbidden buff disappears!

Hahaha, this baby can start to wave again, and see something that is not pleasing to the eye... Cut him!

"Are the customs so open now? The sow chases three men... I care more about the future than this news. ”

"There is a video..."Xia He, who was sitting on the sofa watching TV, his eyes lit up when he heard this, and the topic came!

Don't ask to see the occasion of white flowers, even if it's coded, it's not impossible... Just want to feast your eyes on this magical picture.

"According to the judgment of professionals, the cause of the incident was two men molesting two pigs..."

Xia He: !!

Who turned off the baby's TV! Only... Only...

But Xia He didn't dare to say this, because there was a gloomy face of Old Man Xia in front of him.

Xia He: ...

"Change your clothes and report to Yineng Academy in a while. ”

The corners of Xia He's eyes twitched as he looked at the one that was thrown over

A piece of clothing...

TM that turned out to be a military training uniform!

Look at the size of this costume, it should be... It must have been customized for me, right?

"What's this..."?

"As an extraordinary person, my physical fitness is not as good as a pig, let me participate in the freshman military training!"

Besides, a pig has awakened an ability or something... It's really...

If it weren't for these bastards who didn't sleep in the middle of the night and molested the sows, how could this happen?

In the small black house less than ten kilometers away from Xia He, a certain Wang Cheng sneezed.

"Hmph, haw," a pig arched.

Wang Cheng: ...

So why are you keeping us together?

If something terrible happens, you'll die...

The king wants to cry without tears.

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Wait, wait, no... What does it mean for me to participate in military training at the age of 13 with other college freshmen? And... Pig... Can you compare with me?

Are you so awesome that a landmark college in China is opened by your family?

However, Old Man Xia's next sentence shattered Xia He's last trace of laziness.

"Because of its ability teaching, Yineng College is a special existence in Huaguo, and its shares are controlled by major families. ”

"So the Eneng Academy is indeed our family's open, and... You're also one of the members of the school board because that bastard daddy gave you a stake. ”

Well, it's really my house now... Does the board member mean that the college has the only one who is this baby?

Wouldn't that baby go to the academy and do whatever he wanted!

Hey, hey, thinking of this, Xia He smiled in confusion.

This baby is going to put on women's clothes tomorrow and run to school to seduce men!

Learning is a boring thing, but as long as you're good at discovering the joy in the process...

Infatuation: You're just looking for a high-sounding reason for yourself to seduce men in women's clothes!

Xia He: emmmm... Looks like I had some terrible idea just now? No! No!

How can I be a woman! How can I seduce a man!

Isn't it fragrant to pretend to be cute and cute little Lori to throw herself into the soft embrace of the young lady?

Xia He: Incense!

"Don't think about it, the pocket money has already stopped for you, and besides, I've already said hello to the principal of Yi Neng Academy, and I will definitely be fine... Take care!... Yours. ”

Xia He: ('??')

Woo woo woo ~ The beautiful plan that the baby has not yet started has been ruthlessly stranded...

If it weren't for the fact that there is a system task that integrates into the identity, how could this baby agree!

This baby is now dressed in women's clothes and flattened the bulges on your body one by one!

I'm talking about hammering your head... Not to refer to the following!

How dare this evil capitalism exploit my poor pocket money...

Woo woo~...~(>_

So how do you describe what is happening now?

[Live shot]: A cute 13-year-old male Lori was forcibly arranged by an old man......

School!

"Go look in the mirror yourself. Old Man Xia finally left an inexplicable sentence, which made Xia He confused.

Mirror?

This baby is a standard real man, how can he look in the mirror?

emmmm, it seems that the baby's title has a great sense of disobedience with the real man?

Then it will be called labor and management in the future!

Labor and management don't look in the mirror!

I thought so in my heart, but Xia He still came to the mirror by ghost...

The one in the mirror has long black hair, delicate and pretty, and his eyes are slightly narrowed with a fox-like look...

The pajamas on the body show the rounded small shoulders, emmmmm... The so-called Ice Muscle Jade Bone is nothing more than that, right?

Oh, and there are a few dull hairs in my hair that stand up because they haven't been combed.

emmmm... This doesn't look like a man... In other words, how can hair grow out after sleeping?

Could it have something to do with the Fallen Feather item? Natsu remembered that using the Scythe of Death would turn into long white hair.

"System, system?"

"Leprechaun, leprechaun?"

emmmm... I guess I'm asleep again...

Now you don't need women's clothes at all?

Looking at the "girl" Xia He in the mirror, an extremely terrifying thought suddenly appeared in his mind...

According to the routine of the transformation text...

Thinking about it, Xia He touched his chest...

tui... Flat.

Xia He in the mirror frowned, his heart seemed to have experienced a battle between heaven and man, his eyes were not in the direction of the door, and finally he gritted his teeth as if he had made up his mind.

Reach out and touch it down...

Huh?

No?

Xia He doesn't believe in evil and touches it again...

emmmm... It's really gone...

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Whew~ The remote control turned out to be here, I thought I lost it~

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"Wangcheng, Wangcheng. Sitting in the corner, Jill noticed that the two were asleep and quietly stabbed the king.

Li Zhengguang squatted in place and wanted to cry without tears, he was originally an ordinary traffic policeman, but now he not only lost his job, but he couldn't even support his wife and children.

tui~tui! Li Zhengguang! What do you think! What are you daydreaming about? Where are you from, wife and children?

"Excuse me, don't be surprised, in case you wake up the two opposite... When the time comes, you will cry. ”

"I seem to have a plan in mind to ascend to the sky!" Jill said in surprise.

"What... What is the plan? Can you make money?" Li Zhengguang leaned over.

"Alas, they are all brothers in the same trouble, I'll just say it bluntly, as long as our plan can succeed, we can become one of the most awesome people in China!"

Li Zhengguang: "Can !! find a wife and children in that case?"

"Smack. Jill slapped Lee on the shoulder.

"It's all superpowers, why is this all there is to it?"

"You... You said... What the hell is the plan?" Wang Cheng was intrigued.

"What do you think we're all now?"

Wang Cheng thought for a moment, and finally his eyes suddenly lit up.

"Stranger !!," Wang Cheng exclaimed.

Li Zhengguang suddenly slapped his brain, sure enough, if you don't die, there will be a blessing in the future, we lost our jobs but became a stranger... But the Stranger can't be used as money...

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