Chapter 142: The Night That Three Men and Two Pigs Have to Say
This chapter is purely entertaining - Hi~ o(* ̄▽ ̄*)ブ
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"WOC, Jill, tell me what's wrong with your ability!TM Those two pigs have the power of a sports car!"
"You ask me, I'll ask whom, you have to learn how to start with a catapult when you have this time, otherwise..." will forget the pink figure that is less than ten meters behind him.
"WOC, Jill, front... Corner!"
"Watch my drift!"
"WOC, the sole is leaking!"
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Tonight in the capital is as usual, with an endless stream of cars and luxury cars on the road, forming a "city that never sleeps"!
On the pedestrian streets on both sides of the road, countless passers-by walk on it.
"Ahh......h
A few screams that were piercing than killing pigs made passers-by look sideways.
?!Shriek!?
People subconsciously looked back, and their jaws couldn't close.
Only three people "galloped" on the road, and then drifted without slowing down and turned into the road!
The two pigs that also drifted by in the back are in hot pursuit!
!!!!!
"Dig the groove, Jill, did you secretly explode the chrysanthemums of those two pigs, what the hell are you chasing after them!"
"Tui! You ask me, who do I ask! Maybe those two pigs are not females, but males!"
"What's that?"
"Boars are more energetic!"
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"If the wind blows... Just chase ~ at least I won't regret it... Regret ~ bravely chase the wind.. Walk away.. Goofy.. Let's go..."
On the avenue, a Porsche was running on it, and the young man sitting in the driver's seat was dressed in a nondescript manner, dressed as a killer Matt.
"It's boring. "Hands pressed on the change button.
"My skateboard shoes... Fashionable fashion is the most fashionable... Rub rub rub
Tut-tut, luxury car beauty, this little day is really happy.
The young man whistled, the Porsche was in an open position, and the breeze was blowing on either side.
"Ahhhhh The dress we wore was hard to run. ”
"Look at me!" Jill flicked his hand, and his tie flew aside.
Next up are the clothes...
"Woc!Jill!Big Brother! Big Brother, Don't Take Your Pants Off!"
"I'm coming too!" the police hat flew out.
"One step at a time, one step at a time, one step at a time, one step at a time, is the step of the devil..."
"WOC, what kind of demonic cry is this!" the young man turned his head, and the three people behind him followed the Porsche and bit it tightly.
???
This... What the hell are these three people?
"Hey, brother, I'm sorry!" Wang Cheng showed a mouthful of white teeth at the young man, and then the young man felt that his eyes were dark.
"WOC, who lost the clothes!" the young man scolded angrily and stepped on it fiercely, and the Porsche hit it in the middle of the road.
"Whew~" The young man breathed a sigh of relief, and then... Footsteps were heard again.
!!Who told me what the hell those two mysterious creatures were?
The young man was in a hurry to hold his head in his hands and shrink his body in the car, and the two pink pigs suddenly stared, and hundreds of catties of fat rose into the air!
Go straight to the front three people over the Porsche!
The young man secretly opened one eye, leaving only a trail of smoke and dust in front of him.
So... I just met the so-called Anomalous?
That's the back... Abilities
... Abilities... Pig?
TM pigs can have special abilities, labor and management are not as alive as pigs (′?dish?')
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"It's catching up! So Jill you're really a pig! I'm wrong! You have such a hobby!"
"Dig a groove, Wang Cheng or you stop to seduce and seduce it!"
"Which of you two has thought about my feelings?"
"Big brother is awesome, why don't you be considerate and considerate of us again, stop and face the wind!"
"Get out!"
"No, Jill, you're trying to figure it out!" Wang Cheng looked back at the two who were getting closer and closer behind him, and wanted to cry without tears.
"Naturally, there is a way, brother, I wish you a helping hand today!" said Wang Cheng, opened his mobile phone, found a picture of a beautiful woman, and took out a selfie stick.
"What the hell are you trying to do with Jill and you're not trying to film me and my sow's happy day-to-day!"
"Get out of here, hang me in front!" As soon as the words fell, Jill was covered in golden light!
"Little brother, go to you, brother, I'll give you a ride today!"
"Woc, woc, Brother Jill, stop it!" Wang Cheng felt that a flame was about to burst out of his body!
"This photo is the other side of your dream, brother go to you! Finally, before leaving, my ass will pick me up!" said and patted Wang Cheng's buttocks, and a beautiful sticker was pasted behind Wang Cheng's buttocks.
So how much do you have with you?
Li Zhengguang in the rear said that he had been stunned by Jill's commotion operation.
Suddenly met Jill's eyes.
"Woc, woc, big brother spare your life!"
"It's okay buddy, why did you see the picture in front of you, and we ran to the other side of the dream together..."
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On the main road leading to the center of the capital, an amazing scene is happening at this time!
Countless luxury cars, a night filled with lights, three people and two pigs speeding at a speed of a hundred yards!
One Hundred Yards!!
Not bad!
That's a hundred yards!!
Countless pedestrians on the side of the road, various drivers turned their heads in confusion, and a series of footsteps had passed by them, bringing up a cloud of smoke and dust.
Left behind the people who doubted life on the side of the road.
On both sides of the road, countless people noticed this scene and took out their mobile phones to take pictures.
A traffic policeman on the side of the road noticed this scene, stepped on the accelerator of the motorcycle, stretched out his hand to pick up the walkie-talkie, and then shouted loudly.
"Kyoto Avenue, Kyoto Avenue, there are five people... Oh no, three men and two pigs are speeding!
"What's that, everyone... Pigs are speeding, are you kidding me?"
"Ahh Ah~ahh
A traffic police captain: . . .
Oh?TM Is there really anyone speeding?
"The capital's capital, the one on Kyoto Main Road, all gather for me, there are three people and two pigs here who are speeding!tm, tm will run and drift left and right!"
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"Ahh Ah~ahahah... Jill, look at the more and more pigs following us!"
"Yes, there are more and more, this pig has evolved, and it is screaming while running and feeding wow wow!"
Li Zhengguang suddenly felt stimulated, his eyes did not leave the front, and one hand raised his middle finger to the back.
"Kamuang, Northnose, Nickre, Ari... Eric... Ari's ass burp!"
The captain of a traffic police brigade in the rear was holding a walkie-talkie to report to his superiors, but suddenly heard this
Speech.
The traffic policeman driving on the side was sharp-eyed and rubbed his eyes incredibly.
"Shet, he dares to call us pigs, hurry up and catch up with me!"
"Boss, boss, it seems that we are right to scold us for being pigs... Little plum..."
Captain of a traffic police brigade: . . . ???
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A son-in-law who was taking his sister around looked at this scene with interest, pushed the girl in his hand aside, and drove to follow!
There is a first and there is a second, and the already lively Kyoto Main Road is boiling in an instant.
In the end, there are the traffic police who are scolding Falk and dismissing your job from all walks of life, and in the middle are the owners of luxury cars who are not afraid of death, and they are not afraid of you arresting me anyway.
At the forefront, there are three people who are running and howling, and two mysterious creatures who are humming.
"The three people and two things in front, you have been seriously speeding, and you stopped quickly... Ah, no... Stop!"
The last traffic policemen held a big horn in their hands, and they had no love on their faces.
The most infuriating thing is that they were left behind and couldn't keep up!
Then there was a conversation between the three people in front of me who were running and howling.
"Jill, you're not just ass, and your hormones are leaking! Otherwise, the pigs in the back will chase you for hair!"
"Shut up, it's not like you stripped naked to seduce him!"
"Where?"
"Kamuang, Northnose, Nickre, Ari... Eric... Ari's ass burp!"
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My name is Cheng Ranran, an ordinary little anchor, and I am doing outdoor live broadcast as always today.
There is nothing new recently, seeing that his popularity is getting lower and lower, Cheng Ranran sighed, stepped on the accelerator and drove onto Kyoto Avenue.
"Ran Ran, what's going on live today?"
"Did you just finish eating?"
Only a few comments were swiped on the barrage.
It seems that the popularity has fallen to the freezing point...
"Well, just finished eating. "Although there has been no improvement in my career, I must be happy.
"Ran Ran, what's going on live today?"
"Today... "What are you going to do today?"
"Ahh Eric... Ari's ass burp!"
"The rear... Something strange seems to have gotten in the back!"
“woc!”
Cheng Ranran, who immediately looked back at the back, suddenly smiled, today... It seems that there is a live broadcast.
"I'm going to broadcast this live today!" the voice fell, and the car moved as soon as he stepped on the accelerator.
Within a minute, the live broadcast room was boiling instantly, and the live broadcast room frantically poured in, and the popularity skyrocketed instantly!
"Amazing! Three men and two pigs openly did such a thing on the main road of Kyoto at night!"
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"Hey, Jill, I always feel like there's something missing from the lively night!" said Wang Cheng as if he were drunk.
"Uh, what's missing, what's missing, what's missing, what's missing?"
"Or is it one less working sports piston?"
"Tui! Let's get up!
"Wangcheng, you have a song first!"
Then Jill and Li Zhengguang, who were in a daze, looked at Wang Cheng at the front and looked at the mobile phone, a chrysanthemum-like smile appeared at the corner of their mouths, and a bad feeling in their hearts instantly grew.
"I'm at home Gil... Upstairs in the clubhouse~"
"There are mountains all over there ~ banana chrysanthemums ~"