"Wu Mian, has Professor Barack always been like this?" Chen Lu asked helplessly.

"Well, he used to have a brain problem, and I gave him targeted treatment. Wu Mian said, "But according to the current situation, there has been no acupuncture for a while, and his condition seems to be serious." ”

"Boss, I'm not sick!"

"You're sick!"

Barack kept arguing with himself, Chen Lu and Ren Haitao lowered their heads and didn't dare to speak.

Is it really okay to put this kind of psychosis on the operating table?

This question floated like a ghost in everyone's minds, and Professor Barack nagged while doing the operation, but no one dared to ask.

"Boss, what is this?" Professor Barack asked, pulling a dark yellow solid from his abdominal cavity.

"It's pot meat. Wu Mian said.

"What is pot meat?"

"I'll take you to eat it another day, and I'll have surgery first. ”

"Oh my god, Boss, you said you were going to take me to eat this? I smell ...... now," Professor Barack tilted his head.

The itinerant nurse wiped his tears with sterile gauze, and Professor Barack was "crying" very sadly.

"I've been smoked by its pungent smell as a rat in Hyde Park!"

"How can you say that, Barack. Professor Barack then said very seriously, "The perforation of the hollow organs in the patient's gastrointestinal tract and due to overeating must be a delicacy."

It's hard to believe that anyone would eat a stick to such an extent, and there is no such thing in any academic journal, or even anecdotally, that the baton caused the rupture of the hollow organs. The logical relationship between this...... Forget it, you're a fool, and you won't understand the logic. ”

"Fool! The magic stick is not for you to take and gnaw on, only the stupidest ......"

"Smack~~~"

"Wow~~~"

The hemostat forceps struck the back of Professor Barack's hand, and Chen Lu faintly heard the sound of the bone cortex breaking.

“boss！”

"Do the surgery well, you talked too much today, and it has affected me. Wu Mian said lightly, "Prepare warm salt water, a lot." ”

"Good. The itinerant nurse hurriedly went to get warm salt water.

After running out of the operating room, she wiped her tears with the back of her hand, which felt better.

How many years have I not done the work of digging dung? I really don't know which one will come first, tomorrow or the accident.

"Barack, you're such a stupid fellow!"

"I remember, Chu seems to have caused ...... when he was eating sticks in Paris"

"Shut up, you idiot, shut up! I have a gut feeling, if you say one more nonsense, the boss will smash all five of your metacarpal bones and eight wrist bones!"

Ren Haitao silently looked at the values on the monitor and ventilator, trying to divert his attention from what Professor Barack said.

This thing is better than speaking English, at least when he said English, he only thought he was a talker, and now he ...... Ren Haitao even had a hint of fear of Professor Barack.

Gradually, the two red barrels filled with something that emitted a strange stench, and the patient's abdominal cavity emptied.

"Warm salt water, to 37.5 degrees Celsius. Professor Barack said, stretching out his hand.

Chen Lu was stunned for a moment, warm salt water is always about the same, how to match warm salt water at 37.5 degrees Celsius?

"Ignore him. Wu Mian said, "He just said it casually." ”

"Boss, how can you be so divided!" Professor Barack said, "I remember when we went to the Mayo Clinic for surgery, all you asked for was warm salt water at 37.5 degrees Celsius. ”

"That's to Mayo's minuses!" said the other Barack at once, "the boss did it on purpose, how don't you know." Did you see the boss in Massachusetts have any requirements for warm salt water? No, the boss has always been gentle and approachable. ”

"Damn, I forgot they were Mayo's crumbs, and Cleveland crumbs too!"

"Prepare gloves. Wu Mian said softly as if he hadn't heard Professor Barack's divided self-argument.

During the operation, the sterile gloves of Wu Mian and Professor Barack have been contaminated, and after the feces are taken out, the gloves are changed and the operation is continued to ensure sterility as much as possible.

Though...... It doesn't make much sense, but it still makes sense.

Rinsing with warm saline, 10,000ml of water was repeatedly flushed, and the bucket of the suction device was changed 3 times, and the patient's abdominal cavity was cleaner.

Wu Mian, Barack, and Chen Lu all changed their gloves and even changed a set of surgical instruments, and then continued the operation.

"There are two gangrene locations, the big one is about 8×4 cm, and the small one is about 3×1.5 cm. There are still some scattered ones, bosses, do you need to deal with them all?"

"It's really stupid to ask the boss about this little thing! Ischemia of about 0.2cm doesn't need special treatment, the body's self-repair function will repaint them, just like repainting your big house in California. ”

"Wu Mian, is this a food support, why did she eat so much!" Chen Lu asked in disbelief as she looked at the location of the gangrene in her stomach.

"Well, I went to dinner with my girl two days ago and saw her recording a food broadcast. "At that time, I thought that the patient might have problems if he ate too much, so I deliberately left a phone number." ”

"How much do you have to eat to press your stomach like this?"

"A lot, I guess she doesn't remember. "When I was in the United States, I treated a male patient who ate 45 hamburgers with displaced mediastinum and atelectasis. ”

Wu Mian did not describe how serious the patient was, but eating and crushing the lungs has proven everything by this key point alone.

"Boss, ...... next"

"Stupid, why are you embarrassed to ask such a question! Barack, you are a professor of gastrointestinal surgery in Massachusetts, a professional doctor, and you have to make your own judgment. ”

"Of course, I know for sure. The first stage of reconstruction of the digestive tract and the continuous full-thickness horizontal mattress valgus suture and intermittent vertical mattress varus suture are extremely difficult suture techniques, and I believe that the boss will also cry out for introspection after reading it. ”

"Barack. For the first time, Wu Mian interrupted Barack's "conversation".

"Boss, do you have any other opinions?" Professor Barack asked, looking up with tears in his eyes.

"Where did you learn the phrase "call the insider?"

"Little Mary in London was in charge of getting me around when I arrived, and she recommended me a lot of apps. ”

"Okay, go ahead with the operation. ”

"Boss, why is there no feces anymore, I still rinse it with warm salt water repeatedly, but my eyes still feel uncomfortable. ”

"It's going to be fine. Wu Mian said lightly.

"Do I need to rinse with hydrogen peroxide?" asked Barack.

Then, another Bell immediately said, "Fool, have you forgotten the case of pulmonary embolism caused by hydrogen peroxide irrigation 3 years ago!"