794 Mitosis

Chen Lu's tears flowed down for the first time.

She didn't expect it to have such a big smell, and it was full of irritation, no wonder Wu Mian asked about goggles.

Where is this digging out of, it's simply poisonous gas.

"Boss, I trust your judgment now. "The smell of necrosis is so pungent, it must be gangrene, I can smell that familiar—feeling! Believe me, it must be gangrene!"

"Barack, don't you think there's more flavor coming down your airways and into your lungs when you speak?" asked Wu Mian.

"Boss, I can feel my vocal cords irritated and have started to spasm. Professor Barack rambled, his eyes fixed on the pipes of the suction device.

"Gastric gangrene is particularly rare, and because it is rare, the vast majority of diagnoses are made by exploratory laparotomy. Seeing that the food scraps and feces had not yet been sucked up, Professor Barack continued, "I estimate that there must be at least 200 ml of thick juice in it. ”

"No! so much feces, I estimate that the amount of thick juice will definitely not be less than 300ml!"

"It's impossible to reach 300ml, you should have counted all the rinsed saline. How can it be accurate, you don't forget that the boss is standing opposite, everything must be rigorous!"

Chen Lu stared at Professor Barack with wide eyes.

This thing is talking to itself, the division is very complete, and it is estimated that there is no mitosis. He talks to himself and doesn't need anyone else at all.

Chen Lu had also been on stage with Professor Barack before, but Wu Mian was not there, and Professor Barack was speaking English, and Chen Lu couldn't understand it. I didn't expect this to be the mode when this product spoke Chinese.

"In terms of ancillary tests, CT has considerable advantages in diagnosing and estimating the cause. Professor Barack observed what was sucked out of the suction device and said, "Why didn't you leave a video before the operation? It's stupid! Who is looking at the patient before the operation, I must teach him a lesson!"

"I think you're stupid. Professor Barack scolded himself a few seconds ago, "The patient has obvious peritonitis symptoms, isn't the lamellar abdomen enough to be an indication for exploratory laparotomy? Why do you want to do a damn spiral scan! What good is it to waste time and leave a conversation for the radiologist to talk to his girlfriend on an evening date?"

"I'm just saying that it's a pity, but from an academic point of view, having CT imaging data as a reference will be of great help for future diagnosis and treatment. ”

"The boss must not think so, he is very stingy, and he will not do the inspection if he can. With such an obvious indication for surgery, if you insist on doing abdominal CT scans on patients, I believe that the BOSS will teach you how to do it after surgery. ”

"I'm going to go head-to-head with him, like a basketball in Brooklyn, the kind that loses the chopped finger!"

"If so, I'm sure you'll be away from the operating table, poor boy. I admire your courage for daring to challenge that monster, but the dragon slayer is not you, he has not yet been born, and we can only watch the dragon hover over Massachusetts, Mayo, and Cleveland. ”

Chen Lu was about to cry.

One is smoked by irritating gases, and the other is ...... She definitely didn't expect that Professor Barack's usual whispered English turned out to be such nonsense.

He is not only schizophrenic, but also has a problem with chatterbox. Professor Barack's words were no softer than the irritation of the biogas, and in some ways more torturous.

"If you let the boss know......"

As he spoke, there was a strange hissing sound from the suction device, and Professor Barack's wrist turned, and he immediately changed the angle and continued to suck the foreign body in the abdominal cavity.

"Damn, I can feel a hard object in my abdomen through the suction device, is the patient having dry stools?

Wu Mian was accustomed to turning a deaf ear to what was coming out of Professor Barack's mouth, his eyes fixed on the suction device.

Professor Barack was a man of words, but every detail of the operation was almost perfect.

After changing the direction three times, there was no more feces and thick juice sucked out, Wu Mian stuffed two sterile cotton pads under the abdominal wall, and held the buckle in his hand. Professor Barack then proceeded to cut the peritoneum with blunt scissors.

Chen Lu observed that Barack's blunt scissors were not placed straight up and down, but were slightly tilted, and the wrist was angled, so as to avoid the scissors from damaging the subperitoneal organs.

Talking did not affect the operation, and Chen Lu was no longer worried.

Completely opening the peritoneum to protect the peritoneum, Professor Barack suddenly turned his head, "Damn, wipe my tears!"

The itinerant nurse immediately used sterile gauze to help Professor Barack dry the tears from his eyes.

"Why are there so many irritating gases!!" Professor Barack said, turning his head back and mouthing, "Basin...... No, I guess it should be with a bucket. ”

The itinerant nurse was stunned for a moment.

"The red bucket containing the pathological specimens, bring one. Wu Mian added softly.

"Oh, good. The itinerant nurse kicked the door open and ran out to carry the plastic red bucket.

"Oh my God, how much has the patient eaten!" said Professor Barack, looking at his abdominal cavity, "I don't think I've ever seen such a bloated stomach. ”

"Sure enough, it's gangrene, it's gangrene, and the stomach can actually be gangrene!"

"You're as ignorant as a hillbilly in Texas, the most common cause of gastric gangrene is acute gastric dilation, and when the intragastric pressure reaches 14 mmHg, it is enough to cause reflux disorders and tissue ischemia. ”

"That's theory, it's definitely not reality. The gastric tissue distension coefficient is very good, and a pressure of 14 mmHg does not cause avascular necrosis. ”

"That's what the boss said, why don't you remember?!"

"Of course I remember, but the boss also said ......"

In the middle of Professor Barack's own conversation with another self, the itinerant nurse ran back, carrying two red plastic buckets.

Open two pairs of sterile plastic channels, which are folded up, sewn onto the sterile sheet, and thrown down, and the roving nurse will put the part of the plastic red bucket that is stained outside the sterile area.

Professor Barack began to stuff his hands into the plastic passage of digested, semi-digested, and undigested food and feces in the abdominal cavity.

"Barack, you're a fool, do you know why the boss isn't a sorcerer?! He's so cunning! You've been deceived by him!"

"I'm not, can you let the boss do this kind of dirty work with his own hands? I really don't know what you're thinking in your head! It's terrible, the meanness and shamelessness in your heart makes people feel angry!"

"No, the boss just asked the two of us to be sewer workers, but unfortunately it's not Super Mario. ”

"I'm Super Barac!"