Rumble!

The display shattered again.

Cunning laughed proudly: "It looks like a tiger and a tiger, but I didn't expect it to be so vulnerable." ”

"Ah...... It's ......"

Draw out!

Cunning suddenly stared at a certain display screen and couldn't help but sniffle through his nose.

"Why is it hot all over, this box really turns decay into magic. ”

Cunning likes these boxes too much, there is everything in them, and at this moment there are long legs that fill the screen!

"Miss, look at him. Nie Xiaoyu pursed her lips dissatisfied.

That's Plan B!

This plan is softer than Plan A, using a softer way to attract the enemy's attention and distract him.

At this moment, the screen is playing the selection contest of Miss Football somewhere in the Dragon Country.

Draw out!

Stunned by the sly, he muttered to himself: "Although these women wear a variety of clothes, they are far less conservative than the women of our time, but I have to say that they are very beautiful, so beautiful that they are suffocating." ”

"Oh, this is a catwalk, and the people in the box say it's a catwalk, but what is a catwalk, what is a catwalk? ”

"What? What is the judge? Why can't I be elected champion when the woman I fancy is obviously the most beautiful? Instead, the slut who has eyebrows with the judges has been chosen? It must be that there is a cat between these two people, and when I have time to go over, I will kill you all and support that beauty to the top." ”

"Disgusting! Men really don't have a good thing!" Chen Bingqiao's face was red and hot, and she immediately launched the core content of Plan B while she was in a cunning daze.

Invincible Hammer!

Chen Bing still has a soft spot for hammers, so much so that she deliberately spent a lot of money to order ten sledgehammers that are as big as an air-conditioner hang-up!

At the moment when the hammer appeared, the soles of the cunning feet began to stir, and he was attracted by the box, but he did not notice it at all, and several iron pillars drilled out of the ground, surrounding him like a nine-square grid.

"Uh, Dasha, look up. Nie Xiaoyu shouted.

"No, it's not as nice as a box on the top of your head. He waved his hands slyly, his face was full of impatience, and someone disturbed his elegance, which made him feel very unhappy.

Clang!

Suddenly, a hammer fell from the sky and slammed into his head.

Cunning only felt that the sky was spinning under his feet, and he looked up in surprise to see ten iron hammers controlled by iron chains, suspended in the air.

"What is this going to do?"

Cunning suddenly had a sense of foreboding.

"Of course it's playing, we play a game of smashing gophers. Nie Xiaoyu smiled and activated the mechanism.

Next, the cunning is like a rat crossing the street, and the head of the rat is smashed.

Bang Bang Bang!

Bang Bang Bang!

Cunning is trapped in the nine-square grid, and there is no way to run at all.

No matter which grid he appears in, there will always be a sledgehammer above his head.

The sledgehammer smashed him all over the head.

"Haha, it's so funny, this person is really strange, didn't our hammer say that it weighed hundreds of pounds, can't it kill him like this?" Nie Xiaoyu smiled heartlessly.

Chen Bing was stunned.

Oh, yes.

So you don't die?

Not even the head of the cunning has shed blood.

"Miss......"

Nie Xiaoyu was scared and grabbed Chen Bing's arm tightly: "I don't want to play anymore, you said he looks crazy, but will it really be ......?"

"It's ...... God"

Chen Bing was also pale.

Clang!

Rumble!

When the hammer accidentally smashes the display screen where the soccer lady is placed.

The whole villa suddenly exploded.

"You smash me, I endure it!You smash my fun, I'm going to destroy all!!"

An extremely manic voice resounded throughout the villa.

Two daughters

At the same time, my heart chuckled.

The two of them were in a hurry, and they didn't know what to do.

"Two sluts, do you really think I don't know where you are?"

An eerie voice suddenly appeared in the room.

The two women stared at the computer and suddenly realized that they could not see the cunning anymore.

Squeak, squeak!

"Ah!!h

The two girls were terrified.

Simmons on their beds is moving!

Someone is moving Simmons!

Rumble!

Simmons was thrown out.

The two women looked up in fear and saw a gloomy face.

Slyly sneered, "I found you." ”

"Ah!!!h

The two women jumped up as if they had been struck by electricity.

Chen Bing ran to the living room.

Nie Xiaoyu's legs were weak and he couldn't run, he was scared when he saw the disgusting face of the cunning, and he didn't know why, he reached out and slapped him in the face, then covered his eyes, and fled indiscriminately with a scream.

Syllable!

The restless air fell silent abruptly.

was beaten.

The cunning was stunned, feeling the hot taste of his cheeks, and his heart was extremely aggrieved!

A mortal actually beat him!

"You...... What are you doing?" Chen Bing hid behind the sofa in the living room, and Nie Xiaoyu was prostrate beside her at this moment.

Nie Xiaoyu couldn't stop trembling, his face was pale, and his eyes were blank: "I...... I didn't mean to, I was just too nervous, his eyes widened, and the meaning in his eyes was not hidden at all, as if directly telling me that he was going to kill me, and then I was even more nervous, so I jerked him uncontrollably, just a little bit, I swear. ”

"Slut!"

"I'll kill you!!"

The sound of terror resounded in the sky.

Chen Bing shook his head and said, "No, I didn't do it, if you can't get angry, just kill her." As he spoke, he pointed at Nie Xiaoyu.

"Miss, you are not righteous. Nie Xiaoyu looked aggrieved.

"You are embarrassed to say, every time Chu Yun tortures me, you are the first person to betray me, and today it is my turn to betray you. Chen Bing frowned.

"Don't make a noise! It's a chatter, it's endless! My head hurts!"

Touching his head slyly, it really hurts, the hammer is more than a hundred pounds a, ten!

"Don't come here, I'll move the mechanism again if you come over!" Chen Bing saw the cunning approaching step by step, looked at him vigilantly, and took Nie Xiaoyu with him, and shrank back to the back wall in small steps.

"Joke, if I hadn't been playful, you would have wanted to kill me too?" slyly stretched out his hand and pointed to the sofa where the two girls had been hiding.

Rumble!

When he pointed at the sofa, a hole the size of a peach burst out, and smoke was still rising.

"Ah......h

The two women were startled.

It's horrible!

He really is a god! At least not a human being!

"Hehe, now I know that I'm afraid? Let me tell you, I have never been the only one who has tricked others, and in this world, this is the first time I have been manipulated by others today!" said slyly and arrogantly: "As the biggest fool in the world, being manipulated by mortals, this is unacceptable to me, so you all have to die today!"

"Listen, you're here to trouble Chu Yun, aren't you? My name is Chen Bing, Chu Yun's fiancée, you move me, Xiaoyu is just a secretary, let her go." Chen Bing pointed at himself pleadingly.

"Miss...... Woowoo woo ......"

Nie Xiaoyu shed tears of remorse.

At the most critical juncture, the young lady was good to her.

"The biggest stupid fork, don't move Miss, I beg you, it's a big deal to let you be the biggest stupid fork in the world, okay?" Nie Xiaoyu pleaded.

"Ridiculous!"

Said slyly and disdainfully: "You are the chief manager, I am a fool, how can you canonize it? This is the depth of everyone."

One thing you know, I don't need to be canonized, I am the most ...... in the world Oh, I'm the stupidest of all! You can't be stupid compared to me, and neither can you! Whoever is stupider than me, I'll kill whom!" he said, pointing to the two women.

"Yes, yes, you are the stupidest fork, where do we dare to compare with you, let us go, we know that we are wrong, woo woo woo ......"

Nie Xiaoyu wept.

Chen Bing gritted his teeth and glared at her: "Xiaoyu, it seems that it is useless to plead, he is a mad guy, we don't ask him, Chu Yun will avenge us, and so will Rakshasa ." ”

"I'm laughing to death, what kind of thing is Chu Yun? He also deserves to be compared with the gods? You don't have to quarrel, I will kill you two!"

Reaching out cunningly, he gestured his fist at Nie Xiaoyu, but when he was about to make a move, a display suddenly lit up.

"Don't come forward to listen to the seal yet!"

There was a powerful and irresistible voice in the picture.

"Xiaoyu, what are you doing? The entire god list can't scare him. Chen Bing thought there was a turnaround, but the picture showed the Ceremony of the Gods.

"God?...... Can I really be a god?"

Turning around slyly, he saw the white-bearded old man in the display screen as mighty as an old fairy, and immediately knelt down: "Cunning Ancient God, no, the monk is cunning to meet the chief manager......!" You are the new chief manager after Chu Xiao, right? Chu Xiao has no eyes, he looks down on me, thanks to your old man, give me a god, I don't want to be a false god anymore, although my cultivation is not high, but I can work hard, I just want a god, I want to be worshiped by the incense of the world. ”

"Please, the Chief, give me a chance. ”

Talking and kowtowing is not stopped.

Nie Xiaoyu: "......"

Chen Bing: "......"

The two women agreed that Cunning was a madman, so they walked up in small steps and moved out of the villa in a sneaky way.

"Nezha, get up, congratulations on your canonization of gods, the eight-armed third prince. The "Grand Steward" in the picture smiles gently at a child.

"What?!"

Cunning and furious!

"Give him a god and don't give me a title? I'm not as good as a child? Kill! I'm going to kill you all!"

"Ahh!!h

There was a sly roar, and the whole villa shook.

Poof.

It looks like something has fallen to the ground.

"Miss, run, don't be stunned, he's crazy, he's really going to kill us, this neurotic, I don't even know where to go, he's really a stupid fork. ”

Nie Xiaoyu saw that Chen Bing was not leaving, and immediately became anxious.

"You go first, I saw it, the picture of the Rakshasa was shaken to the ground by him. Chen Bing gritted his teeth and said.

"Miss! If your life is gone, there will be nothing, at this time it's just a photo, what's there to care about?" Nie Xiaoyu said eagerly.

"You don't understand! The eyes I saw overseas, he was wearing a mask, I could only see the eyes, but it was that look that would kill me for the rest of my life! No one can humiliate the rakshasas, not even photos! I want to fight with him!"

Chen Bing didn't care about the others, rushed to the villa, and held the photo in his arms.

"You dare to come back, die!"

The sly and gloomy face.

"Rakshasa, Rakshasa!!In my heart, you are the god! You will protect me, just like protecting me home, if you can hear, if you can really perceive such a humble existence as me, there are still little women in this world who worship you like me, please appear, please give me light, give me hope, Rakshasa!

Chen Bing closed his eyes and raised his head to call Rakshasa's name.

The next moment, Nie Xiaoyu, who was far away from the villa, was startled.

The deceit that was going crazy was also shocked.

A man dressed in a god of war robe and wearing a grimace mask quietly appeared......