Rumble!

A cunning punch smashed the door of the villa.

But the moment he entered the door, a boulder fell abruptly above his head.

Rumble!

was smashed.

smashed to the ground, this boulder turned out to be a giant stone lion at the entrance of the community!!

"Yay!"

Under the bed, two women high-fived in celebration, and in front of them was a laptop computer with a clear view of every corner of the villa.

"Little ...... Miss!" The smile on Nie Xiaoyu's face suddenly dissipated, and the computer screen showed that the homeless man stood up like no one else.

"Two little babies, don't hide, I'm a god, you can't play with me!"

Suit somebody's palate.

It's too much for his appetite.

He just likes to play.

Cunning took a hint of interest, and as soon as he took a step, a huge iron cage fell from the sky, enveloping him to death.

This is not the end, what greeted him was an even more huge stone, which was hung by a luxury chandelier bought for tens of thousands of yuan, swaying and smashing towards the giant cage.

"Coming back?"

Cunning was slightly startled.

If this situation is seen by outsiders, it will definitely blame the loser.

What a loser!

In order to set up a mechanism, such an expensive chandelier was destroyed.

"I can't give up the child and can't catch the wolf, how dangerous Chu Yun is, if you don't spend your money, you still have to be bullied by him when you turn around. ”

Chen Bing clenched his fists: "Xiaoyu, Plan A!"

"Received, this is the Nie Xiaoyu Special Operations Death Squad of 000 100 Single, the whole process of catching monsters, and all obeying the captain's orders. ”

Nie Xiaoyu said as he pressed the mechanism, his eyes flashing with excitement.

Catch the monsters!

Chu Yun is a monster!

It's not Chu Yun who came this time, it's a drill for them.

"Just a stone wants to hurt me, too?"

In the living room, the cunning disdainful: "I only need one flying body to dodge with the cage, I fly ...... it, I'll fly!!Fly!!"

Mud Horse ......

His feet seem to be imprisoned by something!

Cunningly looked down and saw a puddle of water oozing from the soles of his feet.

"What kind of liquid is this, and why can it imprison my feet?"

Before he had time to think, the boulder bent the cage and threw him flying, and his body was perfectly embedded in the wall.

And his feet, the soles of his shoes are gone, and even the soles of his feet are blurred with blood, and he is stuck to the powerful special glue.

"Damn it, two sluts, don't let me find you!"

Cunning has never suffered such a grievance!

Even when facing Chu Xiao, the couple had never been so aggrieved!

He was tortured like this without anyone seeing it!

And this is only the secular world, how can anyone in the secular world hurt him?

Cunning crawled out of the wall in a staggered manner.

Buzz!

"This ...... What is this?"

Cunning was stunned.

The living room was fooled by the wires, and a few machine boxes were hung down.

Zizizizi!

"Huh?"

Cunning was startled, and two human faces appeared in these boxes.

"Bold homeless! Trespass into a private house! Believe it or not, I'll kill you!" Nie Xiaoyu scolded angrily at the camera, which was eight TV displays.

"It's you who want to come, no matter what we do, these weren't originally used against you, since you're here, don't be in a hurry to leave, I have something better

I want to borrow you to try it, you can rest assured, I will give you money to help you with treatment, and all the expenses will be paid by me. Chen Bing said guiltily.

"Slut, I can be regarded as having found you!" sneered slyly, daring to take the initiative to appear in front of him, he came to kill the two women, and the two women even gave him money, and took the initiative to ask him not to leave.

"I think I can be embarrassed by just a box, I'm a god! a god who is high up and has no eyes on everything!"

Cunning and arrogant, he then reached out and pointed at the display screen in front of him: "Come out for me!"

Rumble!

Zizizizi!

He smashed the display with a punch, and then the strong electric current rushed his anger into the crown, his face blackened, and his body shook uncontrollably.

"Ahh

Cunningly withdrew his arm, but the poor arm was black and smelled of burning.

"Ahh......h

The cunning surprise was beyond measure, and finally concluded: "Is this really the secular realm? Why is it more terrifying than the ancient martial realm? This small box actually contains the power of heavenly thunder!"

Zizizizi!

A picture appeared on the display screen behind him, and Nie Xiaoyu looked disdainful in the picture: "You are not only a homeless man, it seems that you are still a stupid fork, and you dare to move yourself when you see electricity." ”

"Ho...... What is a silly fork?"

Asked slyly.

Nie Xiaoyu: "......"

Chen Bing: "......"

"Miss, it's fun, he's really fun, if only Chu Yun was so fun. Nie Xiaoyu bared his teeth and smiled.

Chen Bing is also the first time to do something bad, and he has some very special feelings in his heart, but this feeling is generally good.

If the tortured person was replaced by Chu Yun, it should be easier for her to get excited.

"I've been preparing for a long time, just to vent in front of Chu Haoheng, this time I must not let you go so simply, let you force me to sleep, let you not give me face, I am the president!"

Chen Bing gritted her teeth, thinking of Chu Yun's heart, she wanted to vent all this evil anger today.

"Miss, keep a little, if it's cool today, I won't want to do it when I see Chu Yun in the future. Nie Xiaoyu frowned.

"It's okay, it's cool first, anyway, this homeless man is not a good person, he wants to hurt us first, if it's cool this time, it's okay if you don't want to hurt Chu Yun next time, after all, it's not good to hurt Chu Yun." Chen Bing shook his head, still feeling a little sorry for Chu Yun.

Nie Xiaoyu actually agreed.

"I also think so, anyway, our purpose is to get angry, as long as the anger comes out, it doesn't matter who these organs are aimed at, who is not a cool word?" Nie Xiaoyu looked at the homeless man in the picture and showed a sad smile.

"Silly fork means hero, you are so bold, dare to touch the thunder, you are the most amazing person I have ever met. Nie Xiaoyu followed the cunning train of thought, and told her that the cunning and stupid were hopelessly stupid and fun.

"Heroes?"

Really!

Cunningly surprised and arrogantly straightened up: "I never thought that you two mortals actually gave birth to two pairs of wise eyes, yes, I am indeed a stupid fork, and I am the biggest and greatest stupid fork in this world!"

"Haha, miss, I'll just say he's fun, let's just kill him, this kind of person is too pitiful to live. Nie Xiaoyu couldn't help but cover her mouth and smile.

Chen Bing shook his head: "No, although it is wrong for him to break in, but it is our fault to kill people, let's stop it in moderation, we are girls, or girls with higher education, we must not be like Chu Yun, irritable and violent." ”

"Two female dolls, come out, although you speak very well, but I have to tell you an unfortunate news, I am here to kill you, who let you have something to do with Chu Yun? I will not only kill you, but also kill Chu Yun in the future." Slyly sneered.

"Xiaoyu, kill him for me!" Chen Bing suddenly scolded, his eyes were ruthless, the goddamn bastard actually wanted to kill Chu Yun.

"Ah...... Miss, we are girls with higher education, we can't ......"

"If you don't do it, I'll deduct your salary!" Chen Bing stretched out five fingers angrily.

"Ah, deduct me for five thousand yuan so much?" Nie Xiaoyu looked aggrieved, his eyes hesitating.

"No, it's deducting your salary for five years. Chen Bing shook his head.

"it, Miss, I've done it, wrap it up on me!"

Hearing the five-year salary, Nie Xiaoyu decisively gave up hesitation and said: "The biggest and biggest stupid fork, since you are so powerful, you can show the remaining seven...... The Thunder Collector is bursting, otherwise I don't believe you're the biggest stupid fork. ”

"What? Why don't you believe what I say?"

Cunning and angry, mere mortals, dare to question the gods?!

"It's not that I look down on you, worldly things just can't be on the table, and the heavenly thunder in this small box can't hurt me at all, it's still too far behind the real heavenly thunder. ”

Sly and arrogantly squinted his eyes, then aimed at a display screen and slammed it over.

Rumble!

Zizizizi!

"Ahh

Cunning shouted for a while, then drew his fist and spat out a black breath comfortably: "I have to say, I like this secret weapon very much, it is very comfortable." ”

"Miss, he's so perverted. Nie Xiaoyu said with a smile.

"Why are you laughing more perverted than him?" Chen Bing said angrily: "Quick, implement Plan B!"

"Roger, all at the captain's command!"

Nie Xiaoyu had a smile in his eyes, and then triggered the mechanism again.

Buzz.

The picture in front of the cunning has changed, no longer the faces of the two girls, but a horror movie is playing.

"What? There is such a ghost theory, could it be that my vision is a little bit sitting in the well and watching the sky?"

Cunning took a few steps back.

This kind of thing doesn't have to be weaker than him.

"Uhh Nie Xiaoyu said excitedly.

"Nonsense! There is no one in this world who is more stupid than me!"

Cunning and angry, in order not to lose face in front of secular women, vigilant, small steps towards the display screen.

"Haha, I'm here, but the monster in the box doesn't dare to come out, it seems that he is afraid of me. "The cunning heart laughed wildly, sure enough, the gods are the most terrifying!

But the moment he first touched the display screen, the background music of the horror movie sounded startled, and he was frightened and immediately stepped back: "Mud horse, what kind of sound is this? I didn't expect the picture to be scary, this sound is terrifying!"

He almost lost his life with half a life.

"Demon, wait for me to take your life and do the right thing for heaven!"

In the picture, a man in a Taoist robe points slyly.

"Presumptuous!"

Cunning and angry: "Look at your face, you have a virtue with that Shangguan Tianyi! You are a demon, I am a god!"

"Punishment!"

The Taoist priest in the picture swings his sword at the cunning.

"Bold! I'll kill you first!"

A sly punch slammed into the display......