Chapter 472: Lying Body (1)
Yuan Chengshi squinted at the driver wearing sunglasses and a suit and said, "You are too tired from the party in this dress." I won't go, you take me to Kangzi's house. ”
"Kangzi, it just so happens that he is also going, and if you want to find him, you can really only go with me. ”
Yuan Cheng explained: "What kind of party are you, Kangzi, will he participate in your party in a suit?"
"My clothes are in the back, but your outfit doesn't fit, if you want to go, I'll ask Yasuko to prepare a set of clothes for you. ”
"What kind of body, are you still so particular?"
"Pay attention to a fart, that is, if you want to have fun, don't make yourself like a senior worker, we must have our style and heritage, and who is in the mood to introduce yourself to you when the time comes, it's all up to guess. ”
Yuan Chengshi said curiously: "What kind of body, I don't understand what you said." ”
"Master Yuan, that's because you used to be too high, you only thought about being tall, thinking about how to walk in the clouds, and you didn't want to drink in Hongchen. ”
Yuan Chengshi closed his eyes and said weakly: "Hongchen drinks, okay, I'll go to Hongchen to drink." ”
"With your identity as the eldest prince of Yuan, what other gifts do you need?"
Yuan Chengshi, who was still with his eyes closed, asked, "What gift?"
"This body, everyone must prepare a gift, the value of this gift is as arbitrary, as much as you want, there is no guarantee on the bottom, there is no cap, it can be money or something. ”
"And this way to play?
"There, the gifts are handed to the owner of the host party when they enter the door, and the name is written on the gift wrapping and placed in one room. Then when someone takes a gift, they go inside and pick it out, and they can take whichever one they like. ”
"Oh, that's not the cheapest to go first. ”
"It depends on whether she can take it or not. ”
Yuan Chengshi opened his eyes and said, "Seeing what you said so clearly, do you always participate?"
"I'm okay, that is, to relieve fatigue and have fun. Now life is too dull, and there is no excitement at all. ”
"Then, you go to join the army, go to peacekeeping. ”
"Being a soldier and peacekeeper has a fart meaning, it's not that I haven't fired a gun, and I have let go of a cannon. I don't want to do anything in this world except for drugs, I want to play with everything else. ”
"You want to kill people too?"
"Not to mention, I really just want to kill someone for fun. Now I guess only killing people may make me a little excited, and everything else is the same as chewing wax, which is not interesting at all. ”
"Then you seem to like this body a little. ”
"What do you like, it's just to have a good time, or you'll say we're outdated, it's all some leftover stuff. Sometimes I feel like I'm just a stinky skin, drinking and waiting to die. ”
Yuan Chengshi suspected that there was something wrong with his ears and asked curiously: "Xie Fang, Xie Fang, are you still the Xie Fang I know?"
"Do you think what I said is very reasonable? These are all my heartfelt words and experience. What's the use of saying we want so much money? What's the use of being an official? No matter how big an official is, there will be an official who is bigger than you, and we can't spend all the money. Women have also played a lot, but those celebrities are not lying in front of us like dogs. ”
Yuan Chengshi sneered inwardly, but he was not laughing at Xie Fang, but laughing at those stars. In the eyes of outsiders, the star is a plaything placed in the window.
It's not even as good as the people who stand in the shop windows scratching their heads on the streets of Switzerland's red light districts.
"Killing, just your guts, killing a chicken can scare you. Don't forget, when you were a child, you were chased by a chicken in the yard for a long time, and it scared you so much that you ran away crying. ”
Xie Fang smiled: "I was still young at the time, and besides, I don't even remember." I haven't done anything now? I've done everything I can think of, and now I haven't done anything except killing people and taking drugs. If you can't do it if you take drugs, do you kill people? As long as you don't break the law, what is there to be afraid of? ”
Yuan Chengshi sneered: "Forget it, you still go and kill a pig to play, be careful, don't let the pig arch you." ”
"That's right, it's still a high level of Yuan Dagongzi, let's go to the countryside and kill pigs to play, I haven't seen killing pigs yet, so I'll form a bureau and let's go together." ”
Yuan Chengshi didn't bother to pay attention to him, so he simply diverted the topic and said, "Kangzi got a horse, have you seen it?"
"It's been done, and it hasn't been shipped in yet. I've seen the photos, but it's not Kangzi to show it, not to mention that this horse is really a good horse, it is said that the other party also sent a horse trainer over. ”
Yuan Chengshi said simply: "This year, his horse can't come in, it's all temporarily stopped, and I want to remind him when I see Kangzi." ”
Xie Fang sighed and said: "You still have pursuits, I'm really getting more and more bored, if any country can kill people without breaking the law, I will go over immediately." For example, pull out those condemned prisoners and mark a price, and whoever pays will let them be killed. It's definitely a profitable business. ”
"According to you, you can only enjoy killing people, and killing a pig is not fun? Then you go to Kosovo, where you may have the opportunity to kill people, and of course you have the opportunity to be killed. When Yuan Chengshi said this, he unconsciously thought of Lin Qianqian and Li Yan, and when he thought of killing Li Yan, Yuan Chengshi trembled unconsciously.
Xie Fang felt Yuan Chengshi's trembling, and said, "What are you shaking? Murder? That is to say, I am at most just playing, and I will resolutely not do anything that really violates the law." My old man said that as long as I don't break the law, I don't care about anything else. My old man also knows that I am not a good material, and if I want to live with peace of mind, I can't have too many pursuits. I can't do things that are not worthy of virtue, so I have to let go of Manan Mountain, and I can't think about it. ”
Yuan Chengshi said with a smile: "You are actually a vassal and elegant now, and a few sentences come out from time to time." ”
"It's not my old man, I don't have any other requirements, but I have arranged for a teacher to supervise me to read in the office every morning, and it's been almost a year. Not to mention that now I'm starting to like reading a little bit like reading. ”
"Don't brag about it, you like to read? ”
"Don't believe it, I first finished reading "Five Thousand Years Up and Down", and then "One Hundred Schools of Thought". But I still think Yuanqu is interesting. ”
"Can you understand it?" said Yuan Chengshi disdainfully.
"I don't understand, isn't there a teacher? That little figure and small tone, as soon as I explained, I understood everything. Xie Fang looked left and right at the road and said.
Yuan Chengshi suddenly smiled and said, "It turned out to be a beautiful teacher, explaining in bed?"
"The eyebrows are tall and the carmine is jade, and the bright eyes only love books and shadows. ”
"The more you talk, the more energetic you get, can you talk well?"
"Eldest Prince, what you think is too explicit. Now it's mainly about studying, and it's a high-achieving student, both inside and outside. You see those who study abroad, don't they have an application to have a female study abroad partner? I'm much better than those who go abroad to study. You don't know how many people signed up at the time, but it was a thousand choices?"
"Do you think you still choose a concubine?"
Xie Fang said: "That's not allowed, it's just that I just paid more attention to it during the public examination." Forget, I'm going to give Yasuko a call, and I'm still going to have a gift box for you. ”
Yuan Cheng explained: "I didn't bring any gifts. ”
Xie Fang picked up a watch in the car and said, "What do you think of this watch? I can't catch up. ”
"I don't want you to do something for him, but it's a good look. ”
"It's just that the box doesn't look good, and that person is also interesting enough, showing the box so explicitly, for fear that others won't know that this watch is expensive enough. But I really can't control his affairs, I listen to my old man, I must not accept things in my hands. ”
"Then you turn it in. ”
"me, there is no monitor on the road, I turned it in, and others think I'm troublesome and out of place. Forget it, do you think I have a watch? Keep a low profile, and put the tail in the butt slit. I can't compare with you, I heard some time ago that you beat up that bodyguard, you have a temper better than me. ”
"You won't be able to chat. ”
Xie Fang smiled: "Don't say that I am hurting you, I really think you are good enough, you can do anything with that bodyguard at any level, the key is to knock him down." If it were me, even if I wanted to, I wouldn't have the ability. As long as you have any hand, my brothers will give you a thumbs up. And who is the person you called later, and even more so? ”
"Drive your car, don't hit people, it's really murderous. Yuan Chengshi interrupted in annoyance.
"No, don't look at my car as an Audi, but I have a lot of things, and I can buy two Audis. ”
"You're a burner. Yuan Cheng scolded.
"I just made a request, and it wasn't forced by me, and I didn't do it, and the request I made said that it was safer, more entertaining, and smarter. Aren't these the most basic requirements?"
The Audi turned into a villa and saw a young man in an old jacket running out.
"Yasuko, where is the box you prepared?"
"Here you go, this is the box of the watch I bought yesterday, I just removed it. ”
"Kangzi, it's too much of a fake for you, you're always like this. I don't know it, I think it's just a few dollars of stall goods. ”
The man named Kangzi smiled: "That's what it is, people I know about this dress, and I don't want to deal with people I don't know." ”
"Kangzi, I heard that you asked your grandfather to get you to play archaeology?"
"Yes, I've been walking around the outside for a while and found that the older it is, the more flavorful it is, and even the old dude likes the old one. You don't know that when I saw our ancestors' things in a museum in the UK, I had an urge to hold them in my arms, and I had never felt so strongly when I was so old, so as soon as I came back, I asked my grandfather to arrange for me to play archaeology. Now I like it more and more, and completely satisfy all my desires and needs. ”