Chapter 473: Lying Body (2)
Yuan Chengshi felt that he was falling, he always thought that he was very tall and couldn't look at these unlearned people next to him, but they were unconsciously rubbing their bodies and running forward, while they were falling rapidly. Yuan Chengshi stopped talking, and simply leaned on the seat of the car and closed his eyes to recuperate.
"Yasuko, why do you want to come here to play with the new ones if you like the old ones? Xie Fang quipped.
"One is spiritual food, and the other is physiological food. We want to share the elegance and the vulgar. No matter how high-end people are, they also want to and pee. No matter how beautiful a woman is, the she pulls is also stinky. Kangzi said and squeezed into the back seat, and scolded casually: "Dog Xie, can you change to a better car, can you sit in the back? ”
Xie Da said with a smile: "Squeezing is healthier, it's more comfortable than your car to sit on, your ghost car is not your own butt, but it's tall enough." ”
Kangzi smiled: "What do you know, that's what I want in that car." ”
"It's just that the smell is big enough, and the smell of oil is not burned clean, and I'm embarrassed to say, if it weren't for your license plate, I don't know if your car would be sent to the scrap yard every day." ”
Kang Zi saw that Yuan Chengshi, who was sitting in the front, did not speak, and his mood was not very high, so he lay in the middle, leaned closer and said, "Brother, it is rare for you to come out once, why are you not happy?
Yuan Chengshi squinted his eyes and said, "Kangzi, your horse, don't force it in recently, take it slowly." ”
Kangzi was puzzled and said, "Why? I've been locked out for a while... Okay, I understand, I'll let them slow down, lest these monkeys be in a hurry to think of some evil notices. Some people, if you don't stop them, they really dare to do anything at all, and they are too bold. ”
Xie Fang nodded and said: "That's it, they always think that we are on top of it, we are a fart, these mountain buns are really too simple." ”
Kangzi smiled: "Don't you think it's interesting for them to shake their wits in front of you? We grew up in this environment since we were children, and they are so careful that they want to lie to us? We just don't bother to tell them about it." ”
Yuan Chengshi closed his eyes and listened to Xie Fang and Kang Zi chatting, thinking: "These two people grew up together, and they are too far behind themselves, but now they are like people watching a play, and they are more like people who work hard to act." ”
This visual gap made Yuan Chengshi very unhappy, he used to look down on them, and they were always respectful to themselves, whether it was background or ability, they were much higher than them. Their little caution can be seen through at a glance. But going around and around, now they have nothing, and they don't get their father's approval, but what about them?
Just when Yuan Chengshi was thinking about his own thoughts, Kang Zi and Xie Fang had been chatting for a long time.
Kangzi leaned forward again and said to Xie Fang, who was driving: "Xie Fang, by the way, I'll say hello to you first, this time I won't play the game of planting melons and getting beans, the Queen Mother is afraid, I still have to ensure the legitimacy of my descendants." When the time comes, if I can't hold it anymore, you must warn me, or I won't be able to spare you when I come back. ”
Xie Fang smiled: "What are you afraid of, and you won't really be born alive." ”
Kangzi said solemnly: "In case, if a unique scheming person comes out alive, Lao Tzu will care or not." Doesn't this make Lao Tzu's descendants unorthodox? It's no wonder that my old man doesn't kill me. You remember it for me, everything else is fine, but this is resolutely not good. ”
"Don't you like the old ones? A long time ago, there were herds of wives and concubines like you, and there were not hundreds of horses of your breed. Xie Fang said with a smile.
"Damn, you're a breeder, you're going to get on it or not, no, you're going to be a Teddy." All day long, he pouts his ass elegantly and arches blindly. No wonder, if you are asked to let the dog go, the name will be obtained. ”
Xie Fang scolded with a smile: "Holy shit, Kangzi, isn't it just what you called out? ”
Kangzi corrected: ", you've been called that since you were a child, what's the matter with me, but today you have to take care of me." ”
Yuan Chengshi asked curiously: "What are you talking about, what do you mean by planting melons and getting beans?"
"Kangzi, you tell the eldest prince. Xie Fang looked back at Yuan Chengshi, who was still closed, and said.
Kangzi immediately leaned forward, leaned his head on the back of the front seat, and said: "Brother Yuan, planting melons and getting beans is a kind of betting activity, that is, let a woman have a relationship with everyone who bets at the same time, and whoever is pregnant in the end will lose." ”
Yuan Cheng said strangely: "Isn't this just messing around with an illegitimate child, do you understand science? This is a standard hybrid, what should you do if you give birth?"
Xie Fang interjected: "I won't really wait until October to conceive, as long as I can find out whose seed it is, I must let her miscarry." ”
Yuan Cheng explained: "It's risky enough, but this is not very accurate, everyone will mix the chromosomes in it somewhat, alas, you play some things in the animal world, is it that you saw too much of the animal world when you were young, I think when Mr. Zhao explained, it was very serious." ”
Xie Fang smiled: "Isn't it just a thrill." Wait a minute, you'll see it all, there's a lot of activity. ”
Yuan Chengshi still closed his eyes and asked simply: "Oh, let a few lions out, and you can learn from the Romans to fight with them?" ”
Kangzi smiled: "Brother, it's really a joke." But Beauty and the Beast, it's a good subject, go and suggest it this time, see if this guy has the ability?"
Yuan Chengshi asked lazily, "What other activities?"
Xie Fang said: "I'm driving, let Kangzi say, this kid has more fun than me, more than me." ”
"Hey, I haven't played in half a year, and I don't know what's new right now. ”
Xie Fang said: "I said, it's not interesting, wait a minute to play by yourself, they don't have a new way to play, who will go." ”
After Kangzi glanced at Xie Fang, who was driving, he explained to Yuan Cheng: "It's okay, I'll popularize the traditional gameplay for Brother Yuan first, there is a Russian turntable, that is, let a few women blindfold and form a circle with their buttocks facing outward, and the participants will change from behind, and whoever shoots first will lose." And depth charges... The eel begins and the eel ends... The Red Revolution ... Forget it, that's all. ”
Yuan Chengshi said very unconcernedly: "Isn't it just a feast in the sea and sky? ”
Kang Zi said with a smile: "Haitian Feast? That's at most a low-level copycat version." ”
Xie Fang put away his smile and said: "But my brother is here to say something, it's okay to take viagra, but don't take drugs, and the surname Tao is still not a deep friendship, this guy is just a mud leg to put it bluntly, and we are not all the way, let's not surrender our identity." ”
Yuan Chengshi asked, "Which surname is Tao?" Since you can't make friends, don't take him to play." ”
Xie Fang said: "I said brother, this circle can't be so clear about the enemy and me, everyone is just going farther and closer, at most, they are playing their own games." If you deliberately make a clear distinction, you are making enemies for yourself needlessly. I've never felt how tall I am, I'm not tall, I'm just timid. I think that's good. ”
Kangzi agreed: "I agree, my brother and I have grown up in the same yard since I was a child, and we still have to remind each other; ”
Xie Fang sighed: "I now regret bringing the eldest prince here, the eldest prince is different from our pursuit." Otherwise, we'd better send the eldest prince back first. ”
Yuan Chengshi was looking for some stimulation to numb himself, so he said: "What's the matter, there is nothing I dare not play; ”
Kangzi smiled: "That's not what you want to be a hero the most. ”
The car drove into a very dense green road, the speed of the car increased a lot significantly, more than ten minutes later, a gate appeared, the car was handed over to the doorman, turned into an electric car, dozens of meters later to a large foyer.
Xie Fang walked away, Yuan Chengshi and Kang Zi followed lazily, and immediately someone came up to greet them, and did a strict inspection, took away the mobile phone and other items they carried with them and put them in a box, and the gifts were also written with their names written and taken away.
Xie Fang said in a low voice: "Wait a minute, there will be specially prepared dresses, from now on, just play, don't care about anything else, you can play as you want." ”
Yuan Chengshi suddenly said: "Including murder?"
Xie Fang said: "Don't say it, there have been people who have been played to death, but the women who come here have signed agreements, and there are some activities, and they will sign agreements specifically, and those who can afford to play will play, and those who can't afford to play will watch." But we'd better not do this kind of thing too much here, the dead are still quite unlucky. ”
"Aren't you trying to kill someone? ”
"But it's a crime to die here. ”
Yuan Chengshi walked out of the back door of the hall with Xie Fang, which made Yuan Chengshi think of the meat pool wine forest of the King of Xu. Today's weather is very good, walking on the arch bridge paved with wooden planks, it is very emperor's superiority.
Yuan Chengshi looked around and felt that if someone on the opposite mountain in the distance used a high-powered telescope, wouldn't this be a blockbuster of the Spring Palace?
When the organizers heard that Yuan Chengshi and Xie had let them come, a fat man who looked like a little in charge hurriedly came over to greet him and said, "It's really embarrassing for me to be able to come." Wait a minute, I'm going to make sure I've got a special project for you, and you're welcome. ”
Xie Fang said: "You are enough to get off the book, I see you here, although these people are okay, but I always feel that there are still a few high-end ones, and these are not enough to play the king's landing." ”
"Don't I know that there are distinguished guests? Don't worry, I'll call the ones prepared for the festival first, and those are all horns. You wait for the good news. After saying that, I saw his fat sagging chest and flesh shaking and running to the side house, and the fat and soft belly meat was thrown badly.