Chapter 870: "Cute" with Soaring Oiliness

Looking at Meng Hetang, who was constantly funny on the stage, Quan Zhilong was a little depressed in his heart, as a fun-loving and noisy person, it was really bad to not be able to participate together in this situation, unfortunately GD's Chinese level is limited to saying a name and saying hello, and the others have also learned, but they are all temporarily strengthened by holding Buddha's feet, and they have not been to China for so long to do activities have been returned to the teacher. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Letting artists who don't have the opportunity to go on stage participate in this form is a little bit of Lao Guo's thanks, Xiaofeng now understands why Lao Guo doesn't let these people do it when there is a box, only sitting here and interacting will have an effect.

Meng Hetang even cried and shouted to get off the stage to buy plane tickets, and GD, who brushed his sense of existence, kept muttering in Xiaofeng's ear to learn Chinese, Xiaofeng didn't hear it, Chinese is not so easy to learn, as a popular artist GD feels that he has no time and patience to work hard to learn Chinese, not to mention that he is still in a state where he can't go to China to make money, even YG will not agree with GD to waste time in this regard.

Even if Quan Zhilong really wants to learn Xiaofeng, he will not last long, there are so many wonderful things waiting for him to do, let GD choose between Chinese and nightclubs, Xiaofeng believes that GD will definitely not hesitate to forget what he said today.

Meng Hetang threw bricks, and the jade that came out was Xiao Yueyue and Sun Fatzi, the two of them performed as ironclad generals, although they were old jokes but brought new ideas, there were so many cross talk jokes, it was too difficult to keep changing new jokes, the only feasible thing was to make appropriate adaptations according to different situations, since you came to South Korea, you must bring in Korean elements, and it is a good choice to ridicule the people and things in the Korean entertainment industry, of course, in South Korea, Lao Guo adjusted the scale, like what Koreans invented the world and Chinese people invented Koreans, it is not appropriate to say such famous sayings。

Kim Jong Kook left his seat and went backstage to prepare, Kim Jong Kook, who was also in a state of incomprehension, felt quite bored, he had already decided to let Xiaofeng translate all the cross talk he said today, as a variety show coffee Kim Jong Kook felt that so many jokes definitely had something to learn from, his development in variety shows has fallen into a bottleneck, and Kim Jong Kook is seeking change and innovation.

Xiaofeng's line of six people is in three different states, GD, Kim Jong Kook and Liu Zai-seok are all at the level where it takes a long time to understand a word, Xiaofeng is bored for these three people, but for Liu Zai-seok, who comes with tasks and GD, who has nothing to do and loves to join in the fun, Xiaofeng has absolutely no sympathy, the only thing to remember is Kim Jong Kook's favor.

Taeyeon belongs to the representative of the very limited understanding of the blind music, the body language is the universal language in this world, and if you don't understand it, it won't delay Taeyeon's laughter at all, and Taeyeon is also responsible for video recording, and for Xiaofeng, she only invited Yoona and Taeyeon to make the others full of resentment.

Xiaofeng also believes that when he opens his mouth, Kim Yingmin will definitely agree to let the nine people come together, but it is not good to take the lead, if the nine people are here, then whether this is a special show of Yundeshe in Seoul or a fan meeting in Shaoshi, it is not possible to be an international superstar in Hollywood who is more popular than Shaoshi in South Korea.

Compared with Taeyeon, Yun'er can understand a lot more, Yuna's Chinese level is originally better than Taeyeon, plus this time on the stage also suddenly strengthened Yun'er's Chinese level has surpassed Xiaoxian by a large block, Yun'er has not complained less about why she didn't find that she could borrow crosstalk when she first learned Chinese, if so, you don't have to learn so hard.

Among several people, Xiaofeng admires Liu Zaishi the most, obviously he doesn't understand and pretends to be fascinated by it, and after listening to the first paragraph, Liu Dashen can not only laugh and keep up with the rhythm, but there will be no delay even when he coaxes, Xiaofeng who doesn't know how to pretend to understand has seen a lot, but I haven't seen it like Liu Zaishi.

After Xiao Yueyue and Sun Fatzi stepped off the stage, it was the turn of Sao Pi and Kim Jong Kook's singing and dancing performances, and when two muscular men wearing the same T-shirts appeared on stage, the audience erupted in loud cheers.

The song is an old song, but through the very cheating interpretation, the cuteness has a feeling of disgusting death, especially the dance moves that are already very pitiful and have been kept pace with the times by Kim Jong Kook, and the degree of disgusting people has risen sharply, not to mention all kinds of twisting hips and swinging hips, and the bewitching dance posture and changing women's clothes are said to be anti-channeling performances.

Xiaofeng complained about Kim Jong Kook in his heart while recording this song and dance performance comparable to black information in great detail with his mobile phone, although the lower limit of Kim Jong Kook has become lower and lower since he became a variety show, and the festival has also become a passerby, but it is still necessary to share this kind of information with RM everyone, and Liu Zaishi, who also took out his mobile phone and looked excited, had the same purpose as Xiaofeng.

Xiao Feng really didn't expect that this cute song actually had an unexpected surprise, the Chinese Korean pronunciation of the sao cake is enough to pit, and Kim Jong Kook sings the cuteness of the Chinese version, but is it really appropriate for you two to adapt this song into Allegro?

The audience's applause clearly told Xiaofeng that this kind of very nonsense adaptation is still very marketable, in fact, on the stage of cross talk, you shouldn't consider whether it is reliable or not, as long as it is ridiculous enough.

For Jin Zhongguo, the guest performer, Lao Guo is still very face-saving, the two finished talking about Allegro and did not get off the stage, Lao Guo personally came forward to say a few words to thank Jin Zhongguo's performance, fortunately Xiaofeng does not have to make a cameo translation this time, Xiaofeng also believes that in front of Lao Guo and Saobi, because of the language barrier, the probability of Jin Zhongguo being a mascot is very high.

"Master, how is my performance? I'll just say that it's not appropriate to talk about cross talk as four subjects now, and that you should add dance in addition to learning to sing and sing. Sao Bi complained to Lao Guo while panting, although he has good physical strength for long-term fitness, but sharing the stage with Kim Jong Kook still makes him a little nervous, and this physical strength is a bit consumed under the tension.

"Do you want to die or how to move, you are preparing to deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors. Lao Guo's reprimand came as soon as he opened his mouth, fortunately, these are all rehearsals, or it is estimated that Kim Jong Kook will be embarrassed, whether to persuade or not.

"No, Master, you don't understand what I mean, you see so many actors in Yunde Club, there is one outstanding in the four courses, my most outstanding is dance, but it is not a discipline, I am too bad, if this is a profession, I would have been popular a long time ago. "Sao Pian has always been very persistent in fire, and it can be said that as long as he performs on the same stage with Lao Guo, he can turn it out and say it again.

"Kid, didn't Master say it, it's not that he doesn't support you, but you need to line up, didn't we say it a long time ago? Lao Guo said impatiently.

"Master, you have to speak with a conscience, when you said in 2015 that you would praise me in 2017, and in 17 years you extended it to 2022 for me, can you give me a word of accuracy in front of so many audiences today, and when will you praise me. Sao Bi has once again entered the humanoid hair dryer mode, and Lao Guo has wiped his face with a towel several times.

"Sao cake, how many times has the master told you, you are the staple food, and the row is also the last, you see whose family is not the last staple food to eat, Sao cake, it's not the master who said you, why do you have a good temper in South Korea, do you have to be ugly today or what. "Lao Guo began to threaten.

"I'm not having a temper, I'm confident, I realized after today's performance, in fact, I did better than cross talk, maybe I chose to be a singer at the beginning and now I've become a big name. Saobi's look of remorse was exchanged for boos from the audience.

"It's just you, and you've become a big name as a singer early?Who gave you the courage to say this, is it your Zhongguo Oba?" Kim Jong Kook, who had been watching for a long time, finally had a chance to participate.

"I think Sao Pian is still more suitable for cross talk, and it ...... when singing. Kim Jong Kook gave his evaluation with a difficult face, and then was sent off the stage by Lao Guo under the pretext that he had housework to deal with.

"Did you hear that, Saobi, do you still have the confidence?" Lao Guo asked with a wicked smile on his face.

"He's jealous of Chiluoluo, he's afraid that I'll be too good at developing in the singer industry and steal his job, just my Korean language strength plus singing and dancing skills are proper future superstar Fan. Saobia still firmly believes that he has more potential in the profession of singer.

"That's okay, let's go, Master won't stop you, saying that you go out to ask for food, it's normal for Master to stop you, since you have a better way out, Master will definitely not stop you, but let's say okay, you can't use the resources of Yunde Club anymore when you go out of the door of Yunde Society, there is no food that day, and I am hungry and panicked, Master welcomes you back, but the time to support you will be delayed again. "Lao Guo looks like you want to die, I will never stop you.

"Master, I was wrong, I shouldn't be complacent with some achievements, how do you arrange it. After being stunned for a while, Saobao honestly admitted his mistake.

After Lao Guo said that knowing that mistakes can be corrected is a good child, this sao cake retirement show is over, and Lao Guo invited Mr. Yu to come to the stage, and the first cross talk love legend between the two officially began today.

On the stage, Lao Guo began to talk about Mr. Yu's exotic relationship, since he arrived in South Korea, it is necessary to derive a love affair with Mr. Yu with Korean King Kong eggs, and Liu Zaishi in the audience began to ridicule Kim Jong Kook with great interest.

Yoo Jae-seok regretted that his oppression of Kim Jong Kook was obviously not enough, and there was no end to this lower limit, and Yoo Jae-seok felt that this performance could definitely be moved to RM.

Kim Jong Kook rolled his eyes and didn't speak, the reason why he was able to go so far on variety shows Liu Zaishi contributed a lot, but while thanking Liu Zaishi, Kim Jong Kook also shed tears for his own discipline, he is a well-known triple crown champion, but after being made into a variety show by Liu Zaishi, the singer's profession was regarded as a sideline.

Xiaofeng did not ridicule Kim Jong Kook with Liu Zaishi, if Kim Jong Kook is angry, it is still very scary, although Jin Jong Guo's nagging skills are not as deep as Liu Mo's, but it is not something that ordinary people can bear, Xiao Feng put his attention on the cross talk of Lao Guo and Teacher Yu, although Xiao Feng has no idea of developing in the cross talk world, but there are many stage performances that can still be used for reference, and the "erudition" of cross talk actors is still worth learning.

"As the grades got older, I didn't want to go on stage anymore. After receiving the gift, Lao Guo reiterated that it was more practical to give money.

"Yes, people don't use their muscles and bones as their ability, and people can't obey their old age. Teacher Yu said with a look of deep understanding.

"Senior brother, you misunderstood, I'm not talking about physical problems. Lao Guo refuted Teacher Yu with the appearance that you were not in good health and that your whole family was not in good health.

"Then what do you mean by this, do you have problems in other aspects besides your body?"

"Of course not, I'm in good health, but every time you go on stage, you see so many flower baskets that look like wreaths around you, and so many people give you wreaths, don't you have any ideas?" Lao Guo pointed to the flower baskets placed around the stage and the few flower baskets he had just received, and said with a painful expression.

"You can stop, that's a wreath, that's a flower basket, the flower basket represents the audience's love for us, if the wreath becomes something, and if it's all wreaths, it's not right. ”

"Yes, there is no reason to spend 360 Qingming Festivals 365 days a year, but I still don't feel very comfortable, maybe I'm old, so next time you should not spend these unjust money, I really like how good it is for us to give money directly, RMB, Korean won and American knives can be we don't pick, people who are really obsessed with flowers, I propose that you take money to make flowers, here I repeat again, Yunde Club definitely did not take a commission for selling flowers, and their flower sellers are the biggest thank you for providing a tablet at home. Lao Guo said for a long time that he was talking about sending money, and Mr. Yu was helpless and speechless.

After talking about these jokes that officially started the Korean version of the new love legend, Mr. Yu and Lao Guo came to a foreign love this time, there was a sincere foreign love in front of them, but they didn't cherish it, and they still regret it to this day.

It can be said that Lao Guo's status in the cross talk industry can be higher if he concentrates on creative development, but the cross talk stall is too small and too thin, whether it is for money or for higher achievements, Lao Guo can't focus on cross talk and play regardless of the main business, it is inevitable.

When Lao Guo first started to speak, Yun'er left her seat and went backstage, and after Lao Guo and Teacher Yu's performance, it was Xiao Guo's turn to perform together, Xiaofeng was still very curious about Yun'er's performance, because the rehearsal was all about Xiao Guo cooperating with Yun'er, and Xiaofeng hadn't seen it once, no matter what Yun'er said, the shape of the robe and horse coat was worth a ticket.