Practice has proved that Xiaofeng's musical instrument ability is limited to Western musical instruments, for these Chinese musical instruments Xiaofeng can do nothing, Xiaofeng's attempt is to be ridiculed by Lao Guo, playing string instruments by Lao Guo described as not playing cotton good, percussion instruments Lao Guo said that he has not played monkey gong good, pulled the instrument directly became a sawwood, Xiaofeng regretted that he was curious to fiddle with these instruments in front of Lao Guo. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Three days of preparation time spent in rehearsals, having seen the rehearsals of several concerts, Xiaofeng feels that the cross talk rehearsal of Yunde Club is like playing, the most important thing is to determine who is on the stage, what the program is, once these things are determined, then the only thing to do is to simply familiarize yourself with the unfamiliar venue.

Lao Guo has also seen what a professional propaganda team is in the past three days, compared to Yunde Club, C-jes is much taller, and Xiaofeng's temporary intention to give away tickets has become a big impact, not to mention the planned publicity of those systems.

Even Xiaofeng, who is the proposer, feels that it is a bit too big, the tickets were sold out early, and it is impossible for Yunde Club to open a branch in South Korea, there is no need to make such a big deal with a hammer deal, but Xiaofeng will never do anything to slap his face, so he should practice for the staff of C-jes, anyway, there are so many artists under the company, and there will definitely be no shortage of similar publicity activities in the future.

The Seoul special session of Yundeka Club opened as scheduled, because it was not a celebration and Lao Guo didn't play the red carpet or anything, but just prepared a box seat for the art that came.

For various reasons, Lao Guo only invited a few artists to support the scene, and the task had to be completed, but these favors were for him Lao Guo to return, and these favors could not be like in Xiaofeng, where you can play with painting cakes to satisfy hunger, and it is difficult to earn favors, Lao Guo's principle is that you can not use it as much as possible.

Compared with the lineup invited by Lao Guo, Xiaofeng's lineup is much more luxurious, in addition to the originally scheduled Kim Jong Kook Yoona and Taeyeon, Yoo Jae-seok and GD also came to join in the fun.

Yoo Jae-seok came under the banner of studying traditional Chinese language arts, but in fact, it has been confirmed that he will become the next director of SBS's Arts Bureau, and Yoo Jae-seok came with the SBS film crew.

Xiaofeng never expected that the little TV station was not interested in coming over, meaning that the cross talk performance filmed could actually attract SBS, what did the sbs executives think, Xiaofeng didn't know, Xiaofeng only knew that if he didn't talk about his family background, he wouldn't have such a big face, please move SBS.

For this kind of surprise, Lao Guo said that the more the better, no matter what Xiaofeng said, Lao Guo remembered this love on Xiaofeng's head, Lao Guo also asked Xiaofeng very shamelessly if KBS and MBC could also get it, in this regard, Xiaofeng said that Lao Guo can go back to the bed and sleep again.

"Yun'er, I heard that you are going to perform on stage in a while. Liu Dashen, who was in a suit and leather shoes, sat in the middle of Xiaofeng and others, looking a little out of place, Xiaofeng estimated that thousands of people in the entire venue wore suits, and Liu Zaishi was the only one who wore suits, in the face of such an embarrassing situation, Liu Zaishi was not a loss, he was the first MC in South Korea who had seen the wind and waves, he was very calm, and he was also a maverick as an artist, and if it was reported in the news the next day, then as the only person wearing a suit, he would definitely attract a lot of attention.

If the object of the flickering is a pink newcomer who has just entered the industry, then maybe Liu Dashen will be worshiped by the pink juniors, and the regrettable thing is that the artist who can understand Liu Zaishi's flickering has the shortest time to enter the industry is Xiaofeng, and this kind of flickering can only be regarded as a joke.

Xiaofeng felt that he didn't have any responsibility for this situation, who asked Liu Zaishi to come without notice in advance, and he wore a suit self-righteously, this kind of pot Xiaofeng won't carry it.

Quan Zhilong once showed his fashion sense, Xiaofeng has always looked down on men's makeup, especially Quan Zhilong's very thick and demonic makeup, but Xiaofeng didn't say anything and just tried to stay away from Quan Zhilong, because countless facts have proved that Xiaofeng really has no say in fashion.

Taeyeon, who was sitting next to Xiaofeng, was holding her mobile phone and laughing at Yuna, the phone was a photo of Yuna wearing a red coat, and she was still very resentful of not being able to wear a bright red Yuna, of course, Xiaofeng was very glad that Yuna was here instead of Tiffany, and Xiaofeng felt a pain when she thought of a baby pink coat appearing on the stage.

It's still the opening singing, the opening of the Seoul special is no different from the usual performance of Yundeoksha, with the accompaniment of the Yundeshe band, all the cross talk actors who came to Seoul to perform this time showed off on stage, Taeyeon has a lot of curiosity about the coat, although she complained a lot about Yuna's appearance in a coat, but Taeyeon also wished she had one, Taeyeon also made up for the appearance of nine people wearing coats when she was young, Taeyeon felt that maybe she could try it.

Of course, Xiaofeng will try her best to meet Xiaofeng's requirements, Lao Guo is very surprised by Xiaofeng's request to order nine pink coats, in fact, Xiaofeng is also very speechless, when she was young, nine girls basically liked pink, of course, if you have a pink control like Tiffany, it is estimated that you will also like pink.

"Today is a special session in Seoul, I really didn't expect that my Lao Guo would be able to open a special session in Seoul. In the cheers of the audience, Lao Guo began to say the opening remarks, and as soon as he came up, he mocked the leaders who had holes in their heads.

"Don't say that, who would have thought that we could go abroad in the early years, and now we have performed abroad many times, and today I came to Seoul to bring the best cross talk here, and it's boring to talk about it. Teacher Yu hurriedly reminded Lao Guo to stop, and it would be troublesome if he offended those people.

"Of course, I'm very happy to have a special show in Seoul. Lao Guo smiled self-deprecatingly and then diverted the conversation.

"Actually, I feel that foreign performances are actually still performed for Chinese people, just like today, and the ranking in the audience is a Korean friend, please raise your hand. Lao Guo adjusted his state and turned on the mode of chatting and farting.

"Look at it, I'll just say, there are no Korean friends to listen to cross talk at all. Lao Guo looked very disappointed and pretended to complain.

"Wait, are you sure your Korean friends can understand what you're saying?" asked Teacher Yu with a look of disdain.

"Oh, I forgot about this stubble, most Koreans don't understand Chinese very well. Lao Guo's eyes widened, as it was.

"No, I don't believe that there are so many people in the audience, and there is not a single Korean. "Teacher Yu means that your old Guo has done something very stupid.

"Then again, since you don't understand Chinese very well, friend, what are you spending so much money to buy tickets to listen to crosstalk?" Old Guo still didn't give up complaining, your uncle wanted to break the ice Old Guo understood, but you chose to let crosstalk be an urgent pioneer too much.

"I don't understand anything, laughing half a beat slower than others, coaxing half a beat slower than others, and even refunds can't catch up with the first wave, of course, the principle of our Yunde Club is that you can do anything but not refund the ticket. Lao Guo once again reiterated the biggest principle of Yunde Club to survive lazily.

"I was talking about laughter just now, the essence of cross talk is actually talking and laughing, as soon as I say that you laughed, it is an acknowledgment of my efforts, and I said that you didn't have any reaction for a long time, if you don't understand it, it's better, if it's not fun, then Yunde Club is not far from disbanding. "Lao Guo began to habitually talk nonsense, in fact, Xiao Feng hopes that Lao Guo understands Korean or Liu Zaishi understands Chinese, and I don't know what the effect will be when these two people are put together in the middle of the stage.

"It's almost the same thing that has been said, thank you again for coming to the venue today, and my old Guo has thanked you again. 10 minutes later, Lao Guo hugged his fists and ended his habitual chatter.

"We have also made a lot of preparations for the Seoul special show, and we have put a lot of effort into the selection of actors. Lao Guo naturally brought out the first show, and Meng Hetang, who he said was the strongest Korean in the whole Yunde Society, and his partner Zhou Jiuliang stood on the stage.

As soon as he came to power, he first received gifts and flowers, and although he arrived in South Korea, this habit still did not change.

"I think all the flower shops in Seoul should be grateful to us for being able to perform in Korea. Meng Hetang said with a smile on his face,

"What does that mean?"

"What do you think, how many more flowers did they sell when we came to Yunde Society, the most important thing is that there is no commission of our Yunde Club in these flowers, what a big profit this is, if it weren't for the fear that the master would not agree, I would definitely develop this aspect of business. Meng Hetang began Yunde Club's signature self-deprecation with a regretful face, and not long ago Yunde Club was exposed to the inside story of this.

"You can do it, I'm worried about you all day long, and I don't dare to say anything with no one on my mouth, you can tell me how many people you have offended because of your mouth. Zhou Jiuliang looked like the baby was bitter in his heart, but the baby couldn't say the grievance.

"I'm not happy when you say that, who have I offended. "Meng Hetang looks like I'll drink you if you don't make it clear.

"Who else did you offend, Xiao Yueyue's big ass face nickname was called by you first, our young class master Xiao Guo's second generation of relying on his father star was given by you, what kind of little black fat man or something has nothing to do with you, I don't know why you can still stand on this stage of Yunde Club today. ”

"Hehe, it's really true that you say that, you don't understand this, I've offended a lot of people, but I can't stand my ability, the most valuable thing in these years is talent, I'm a talent, what am I afraid of. Meng Hetang began to brag triumphantly.

"Just like you, how can you be so talented, why don't you have you among the people of Yunde Shehuo? How can you find me as a partner, and you have the ability to get Teacher Yu to support you." Zhou Jiuliang looked angry and mocked loudly.

"My good partner, you don't understand this, it's not just talented, it's said that this is a world of faces, but you see that Xiao Yueyue has a big ass face and isn't it too hot, what we lack is support and opportunities. "Meng Hetang looked like I was very researched and began to teach my partner.

"Even if you're right, where is the opportunity? who can praise you if you offend someone like this? ”

"You don't understand this, there are hundreds of cross talk actors in Yunde Club, it is not good to be praised without attracting the master's attention, compared to kissing us, but I don't know if it's a kiss's son and I don't know if it's an apprentice who is a son, and we can't compare to a big ass face than a whisker and a horse, so I chose to say bad things to attract Master's attention. ”

"It's still attracting attention, I think you're just dying. ”

"If you want to be popular, you have to take some risks, just like if you want to learn well, you have to sleep with the master, can you do it if you want to be popular without paying at all?"

"Okay, even if what you say makes sense, where is the opportunity?"

"This is the moment. ”

"You said this special session in Seoul?"

"That's right, I've been waiting for this opportunity for a long time, and you know that I have a very in-depth study of the Korean language, and since Yundeshe wants to develop in Korea, it must support me for so long. Meng Hetang said with great confidence.

"You have a very deep understanding of the Korean language, how could I not know?"

"Don't you know? I have a famous song called Three Shots to Kill a Malatang, don't you know? This is the famous song of the Korean group Bigbang, can I sing this kind of famous song and can't prove my Korean ability?"

"Okay, I'm in Korea today, so you can sing it to the audience."

"With or without spicy, with or without spicy...... bangbangbang。 Meng Hetang sang it and shot it three times, killing a spicy hot, and Xiaofeng, as a good friend of the people, racked his brains and translated the meaning of the lyrics to Quan Zhilong.

It's not once or twice that BB's songs have been spoofed, but it's the first time Kwon Zhilong has seen this kind of spoof, and Kwon Jiryong is very interested in having a good talk with this adapter.

"How about it, okay, three shots killed a spicy hot, at my level, who does the master not praise me, who can carry the development banner of Yundeshe in South Korea except me. After getting more laughter, Meng Hetang said triumphantly.

"Meng Hetang, I don't know if you sing well or not, but today it happens that BB's Quan Zhilong is sitting in the audience, should we ask the original singer how you sang?"

"Who do you say is in the audience?" Meng Hetang clutched his chest, looking like a baby with a bad heart, don't scare me.

"BB's Quan Zhilong, isn't that right there?" With the help of Xiaofeng, Quan Zhilong stood up and waved his hand, Zhou Jiuliang waved his hand very enthusiastically in response, while Meng Hetang put on a pair of glasses that he didn't know from and took a closer look at it and fell directly on the stage.

After Zhou Jiuliang's various unreliable emergency rescues, Meng Hetang couldn't pretend to be dead, got up from the ground and shouted that he wanted to buy a plane ticket back to China, and claimed that South Korea was too dangerous for him, and his song of spoofing BB was easy to be revenged by BB fans, red is important, but it's not worth it to take your life for the sake of red.