Chapter 205: Stupid, is this hand slippery? (Ask for subscriptions and votes~)
At this point,
Lin Fan was extremely excited, after all, he was just an ordinary human being, not a so-called god, but... Now he is the human god of this world.
For the question given by Liu Yun'er just now, in fact, Lin Fan has no bottom in his heart, using a mathematical expression to calculate all the information it contains, which is not done by people engaged in relativity research, secondly... It's a matter of time.
According to common sense,
The average scientist takes at least an hour, and if it goes very well, if anything goes wrong in between, the time is doubled and the difficulty increases.
Fifteen minutes?
That's the limit of human beings, the limits of their intelligence.
Of course
Lin Fan didn't know if he was right, but he felt that he had calculated it, and the whole process was very smooth, without any obstacles, plus the values were very reasonable, under normal circumstances... The big goblin doesn't design outrageous data.
meanwhile
Liu Yun'er was so frightened that she accidentally dropped her phone and fell directly to the ground.
When she picked it up, there was nothing wrong with the screen, but the tempered glass film was so broken that it was a mess.
"I..."
"I..." Liu Yun'er was so angry that she said angrily: "Hey, your movement won't be a little smaller?" I was so scared that my phone fell off, and the tempered glass film was broken. ”
"Yun'er!"
"I did it!" Lin Fan turned his head and said with excitement on his face, "I'm in fifteen minutes... Using the mathematical expression you gave, you can calculate all the information it contains. ”
“...”
Liu Yun'er held the broken mobile phone and looked at him blankly, her eyes full of surprise and horror.
He...
He said he was done?
"You..."
"What did you say?" asked Liu Yun'er again.
"I did it!"
"In fifteen minutes, all the information was calculated. Lin Fan said proudly: "Don't say it... Before, I had no bottom in my heart, and I was a little suspected of bragging, but... With my superior personal strength and unparalleled intelligence, I really did it. ”
Words fall,
He asked with a smile, "Are you a man?"
however
At this moment, Liu Yun'er didn't want to deal with Lin Fan at all, her mind was full of things about washing socks.
No way?
This...
Isn't this my end?
Liu Yun'er took a deep breath, looked at the extremely excited big pig's trotters in front of her, and said seriously: "Don't be too complacent, you just calculated it in fifteen minutes, is it possible that the result of the calculation is wrong?"
As soon as the voice fell,
I walked straight to his side, then pulled a chair and sat down.
"Now I'm going to check. Liu Yun'er said solemnly: "Don't think that you can get through the trick by messing around... Telling you it won't work, I'm going to be very, very harsh!"
Followed by
The big goblin directly took the process calculated by Lin Fan and looked at it seriously.
The first thing she saw was the neat computing interface, which... makes Liu Yun'er feel very comfortable, many people... Including those top masters, this calculation process is so chaotic that they can't understand it at all, but Lin Fan can have a very neat interface, you must know that this is the result of fifteen minutes.
The first few parts are normal, Liu Yun'er doesn't think there is any problem, but the back is a little... It's kind of weird.
"Why"
"Why are they all reduced versions?" asked Liu Yun'er curiously.
"Because there isn't enough paper. Lin Fan said seriously: "Don't you know how expensive A4 copy paper is now? I can apply for white-collar workers at school, but I bought it myself, okay? ”
I...
This...
Liu Yun'er is about to collapse, what kind of boyfriend did she find?
Because paper is too expensive, the process is curtailed.
This reason is probably only thought of by him, a big pig's trotter.
Come back to your senses,
Liu Yun'er continued to look down, slowly... She discovered the superb skills that Lin Fan showed in the process of calculation, and these skills... To be honest, Liu Yun'er, as a practitioner who has been engaged in the field of physics research for many years, has never seen anyone use it.
Impossible!
This simply doesn't make sense!
"Huh?"
"Can it still be used like this?" Liu Yun'er raised her head and said in surprise: "This... How is this done?"
"It's a coincidence. ”
"Because this is not a scientific experiment, I know that all the data that comes out must be a very fixed value. Lin Fan said with a smile: "Since it is a pre-set value, you can use unconventional means to obtain it." ”
Hear this,
Liu Yun'er was stunned, and her expression slowly became hideous.
"Cheat!"
"You're cheating! You're taking advantage of loopholes!" Liu Yun'er was so angry that she thought he was calculating properly, but as a result... He exploited some loopholes and forcibly obtained certain set values.
No wonder so fast...
Able to solve the problem in fifteen minutes... Feelings, he took advantage of the game's loopholes.
"Hey, hey!"
"So the big goblin... You only see the second layer, and you only think of me to the first layer, when in fact I am on the fifth layer. Lin Fan said with a smug face: "Don't care if I'm cheating or not, if I'm taking advantage of the loophole, anyway, I'll solve it in fifteen minutes!"
Words fall,
Lin Fan looked up to the sky and laughed, and said with a smug face: "Admit defeat in the bet, are you ready to wash your socks?"
Listening to Lin Fan's 'Wang' laughing sound, it was like a dagger, and the divine pierced into Liu Yun'er's heart.
What to do?
I, Liu Yun'er, am too... A professor at Shen University, a leader in condensed matter physics, is washing men's socks.
Yes...
What should I do?
Liu Yun'er pursed her lips and glanced at the big pig's trotters.
"Stupid..."
"You... Have you seen my hands?" Liu Yun'er stretched out her delicate hand and said with a tender face: "Do you think it's beautiful?"
"Beautiful!" Lin Fan looked at Liu Yun'er's hand, couldn't help but nodded, and said, "It's just beautiful." ”
Liu Yun'er bit her upper lip and said with a hint of sorrow: "Stupid... Do you think such beautiful hands can withstand the ravages of your stinky socks?"
Suddenly
Lin Fan fell silent.
Seeing Lin Fan frowning, Liu Yun'er thought that the hint she gave was not enough, and thought for a moment... He mustered up his courage, raised his right hand, gently used the back of his hand, slowly slid over the cheek of the big pig's hoof, and asked shyly, "Is it slippery?"
suddenly
Lin Fan grabbed Liu Yun'er's funny slender white hand, slowly brought it to the front, and then gently kissed the back of his hand, and said with a smile: "Don't worry... I'll buy you a pair of gloves to do laundry. ”
In a flash
Liu Yun'er's face, which was still a little shy, became hideous... She's going crazy.
It's all made clear!
Outcome...
He...
"Hello?"
"You... Don't you know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade?" Liu Yun'er asked angrily, "I'm still not yours... Your..."
Speaking of which,
Liu Yun'er hesitated, but when she thought of washing the socks for a month's worth of socks for the big pig's trotters in front of her, this hesitation turned into decisiveness.
"Your baby?" Liu Yun'er said with a hint of shyness.
"Baby is baby, but baby also needs to wash socks. Lin Fan said seriously: "Can't you afford to lose?"
“...”
"Ahhh!!h
As a perennial cold goddess fan, Liu Yun'er was forced to the point of madness by Lin Fan, and that kind of hysterical and helpless mood made her completely ignore her own image, and at this time, the big goblin was wantonly venting the anger in her heart.
But
The impotent and furious action of the big goblin stunned Lin Fan beside him.
This Nima,
It's spectacular!
moment
Liu Yun'er regained her composure, looked at Lin Fan with an annoyed face, and said angrily, "Where are the socks?"
"Wait a minute!"
"I'll go get it. Lin Fan hurriedly got up, and then ran into the bathroom, and a minute later, Lin Fan came out slowly and leisurely holding a plastic basin.
"Hey, hey. ”
"I'm sorry... Only six pairs of socks were saved. Lin Fan said helplessly.
Hearing this number,
Liu Yun'er was about to go crazy, and asked with a look of disbelief: "You... How many pairs of socks do you have, and how often do you wash them?"
"Uh..."
"There are about 20 pairs of socks, one pair a day, and the changed socks are put in a plastic basin, and if you save enough for a week, you will clean them once. Lin Fan said seriously: "This is the most scientific way to manage socks washing, which I have carefully calculated." ”
Then
Lin Fan stuffed the plastic basin directly into Liu Yun'er's arms, and said seriously: "Yun'er... Help me take care of them, don't be too rough, try to be gentle, right... My socks are very expensive, I can only use Blue Moon laundry detergent, and the others will pill. ”
Words fall,
Lin Fan thought of the braised pork in the kitchen, and said with a smile: "The braised pork is almost ready." ”
looked at the socks in his arms, and then looked at the back of Lin Fan leaving, for a while... Liu Yun'er didn't know what to say, she was thinking about whether to kill her man, she felt that widowhood was better than now.
In a moment,
Lin Fan came to the living room with a bowl of fragrant braised pork, and shouted to Liu Yun'er, who was in a daze, "It's time to eat." ”
Liu Yun'er put down the plastic plate angrily, came to the bathroom to wash her hands, sat in front of Lin Fan when she came out, picked up the chopsticks and grabbed a piece of braised pork, and when she was about to throw it into her mouth, she looked at the fat and threw it into Lin Fan's bowl silently.
"Bite off the fat on top. Liu Yun'er said: "I don't eat fatty meat... Will be fat. ”
After Lin Fan reluctantly bit off the fat on it, he watched this piece of meat being taken away by Liu Yun'er with a chopstick, and then threw it into his mouth, a hysterical savage bite, as if he was chewing Lin someone's Tianling Gai.
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