Chapter 206: Your Socks Are in a Mood
Following
Lin Fan did not go to work, but asked Liu Zhongtao for a day off, went to the pet store to pick up Dabao and Erbao home, when he saw the owner of the pet store, he was slightly disappointed, before the big goblin kept warning himself, don't mess with others.
Outcome...
Average!
"The big goblin underestimates himself too much. Lin Fan sighed, walked to the front desk of the pet store, and said to the boss: "I'm here to pick up Dabao and Erbao, my girlfriend should be on the phone with you, right?" ”
"Oh!"
"You're Mr. Lin, right?" said the boss with a smile, "Come here with me." ”
Followed by
Lin Fan saw his aunt's pets, a big orange cat and a raccoon cat.
"Mr. Lin. ”
"In the future you may want to... It's going to take a little bit of effort. The boss said helplessly: "Erbao is quite well-behaved, but Dabao... It's so skinny, according to my estimation, Dabao is less than a year old, but it has become the boss of the pet store, and many cats are afraid of it. ”
"Really?"
Lin Fan looked at the big orange in front of him, and at this time Dabao was very well-behaved, licking his hair one by one.
afterwards
Lin Fan carried the cat cage and some messy things, got into a Didi and went back to the apartment.
Of course
In order to deceive the management at the door of the apartment, Lin Fan deliberately found a cardboard box, put the cage in, and then entered the apartment with the box, of course... Those cat food and other things are also used in this way to fool around.
Knock on the door of your room,
Lin Fan hurriedly took the cat cage out of the box, and looked at Dabao and Erbao looking around, looking curious... Even Lin Fan, who is a straight man of steel, was overturned by two cute ones.
"Huh?"
"Two little villains, can you touch them?" Lin Fan asked.
Then
Lin Fan opened the door of the cage and cautiously stretched it out, thinking that the first contact would make Da Bao and Er Bao grin, but as a result... The two little things seemed to have a special feeling for Lin Fan, and they involuntarily approached his hand and began to rub it constantly.
"Come!"
"Hug it!"
Lin Fan picked up a raccoon cat, and then put it directly on his lap, looking at Erbao's well-behaved appearance, Lin Fan was immediately overjoyed, but at this time... Dabao suddenly became jealous and kept yelling at Lin.
"How?"
"Do you want to come out too?" Lin Fan took the big orange cat out again and put it on his lap together.
before
When the two cats are together, they fight from time to time, but lying on Lin Fan's lap, they are unexpectedly quiet, as if... Lin Fan and these two cats were born together.
Looking at Da Bao and Er Bao's cute expressions, as well as their lazy appearance, Lin Fan suddenly had a feeling of hating each other.
Seriously,
Aren't these two little things cuter than girlfriends?
It's so much cuter!
Look... How well-behaved and clingy.
...
midday
Liu Yun'er and Song Yuxi met in a restaurant, Song Yuxi quickly finished ordering, looked up at his best friend, and asked curiously: "Yun'er, you seem to be preoccupied, did you encounter something?"
"It's just..."
"That's it..."Liu Yun'er's handsome pretty face, slightly flushed with a burst of red, said, "You... Would you like to wash your boyfriend's socks?"
"Huh?"
Song Yuxi looked at Liu Yun'er in surprise, and said with an annoyed expression: "Lin Fan forced you to wash your socks?"
Words fall,
With a face full of anger, he said, "What does this bastard want to do?"
"It's not..."
"I made a bet with him and lost. Liu Yun'er said helplessly: "I can only blame me for being careless." ”
“...”
"That's... Then you can do it yourself. Song Yuxi said indifferently: "If Zhou Feng asks me to wash his socks, let him know that he knows the power of this woman, and he can't beat him to death!"
As soon as the voice fell,
Song Yuxi asked, "How long does it take?"
"A month. Liu Yun'er said with a sad face.
Hearing this time,
Song Yuxi spread his hands and said that he couldn't do anything.
"Wash. ”
"When you wash your own socks, wash his too. Song Yuxi said indifferently.
"I'll take it all to dry clean. Liu Yun'er said.
"Big sister?"
"Is it so extravagant?" Song Yuxi looked at Liu Yun'er, looked at her white and jade-like Qianqian's fine hands, and couldn't help but sigh: "It's also... Such beautiful hands, alas ... You can take Lin Fan's socks and dry clean them. ”
Liu Yun'er shook her head and said silently: "This bastard must let me wash it by hand, and he also has to buy me a pair of gloves to wash clothes." ”
After that,
I couldn't help sighing: "Yuxi... Or... How about we stay alive and widowed?"
"It's late!"
"I have tasted the sweetness of love, and I don't want to go back to the past. Song Yuxi said disgustedly: "I want to guard you." ”
ultimately
Liu Yun'er accepted her fate.
What to do?
Wash!
...
Coming home from work,
Liu Yun'er opened room 304, and after opening the door, she saw that new objects appeared in the room, such as cat litter boxes, cat climbing frames, cat cages, and so on.
"Dabao?"
"Erbao?"
was still worried about washing socks, but when she saw Dabao and Erbao go home, the haze in her heart was instantly swept away.
however
In the face of Liu Yun'er's shouting, Dabao and Erbao just glanced at it and continued to lie on the sofa, ignoring her at all.
“...”
"Two little villains... Forgot about me so soon?" Liu Yun'er was half angry, but in the face of such a cute cat, her anger could only be swallowed in her stomach.
afterwards
Lin Fan and Liu Yun'er were eating dinner, while the two cats were eating their own cat food.
When you're done eating,
Lin Fan gave Liu Yun'er a mysterious gift.
After opening it, I looked,
Liu Yun'er wanted to kill him.
"Let's wash!"
"I've bought it for you. Lin Fan said with a smile.
“...”
"Wash it!"
Liu Yun'er took the gloves angrily and came to the bathroom, and Lin Fan naturally followed.
Watching the big goblin put on the gloves he bought for her, sat on the pony, and put on an apron at the same time, this picture of a housekeeper is really funny.
"Will you wash it?" Lin Fan asked.
"Of course!" Liu Yun'er glanced at her and said angrily, "Isn't it... How could I not do such a simple thing as pouring a little laundry detergent into the water, then putting my socks in it and rubbing it vigorously a few times?"
"Wrong!"
Lin Fan said solemnly: "Washing socks is a high-end skill, do you think you can just rub it a few times?"
As soon as the voice fell,
Lin Fan took out a series of cleaning gadgets.
"First add a little bleach to the water to make the socks whiter, then add lemon juice... Increases the antibacterial effect. Lin Fan explained while operating: "Then add laundry detergent... Then soak your socks in for a while. ”
At this point,
Liu Yun'er was stunned, this bastard actually... If he was so careful about his socks, even if he gave a little bit, he would probably die of happiness.
Thinking of this,
Liu Yun'er picked up six pairs of socks and threw them into the plastic basin.
“...”
"Don't have any emotions about socks, if you have emotions about socks, then socks will have emotions for you. Lin Fan said seriously.
"Get out!"
Liu Yun'er said with a hint of emotion: "You are so careful about socks... But for me..."
"Oops..."
"Can this be the same?" Lin Fan stood behind Liu Yun'er, gently hugged the big goblin in his arms, and said with a smile: "You can have many pairs of socks, but you are my unique. ”
Just when Liu Yun'er was moved,
The two cats walked in quietly, slowly reached Lin Fan's feet, and began to rub his trouser legs continuously.
"Meow~"
"Meow~"
In a flash
Lin Fan immediately let go of the big goblin in his arms, directly picked up Dabao and Erbao, rubbed his head against the cat's back, and said gently: "Why did the two little villains come in?
Suddenly
Liu Yun'er turned her head in surprise, looking at Lin Da Pig's trotters with a doting look, and instantly became angry.
This bastard...
One second he said that he was his uniqueness, and the next second he forgot it completely!
He...
Is he human?
"Wash slowly, wash cleanly. Lin Fan hugged the two cats and said with a smile: "I'll play with the two little babies for a while." ”
Words fall,
Lin Fan walked out directly, leaving the lonely Liu Yun'er sitting on the pony with an angry look.
now
Liu Yun'er has a feeling of being snatched away from her love, the problem is not that she was robbed of her love by a woman, but that she was robbed of... By two cats.
OMG!
Am I not as attractive as two cats?
"Yun'er!"
"The socks are almost soaked... Let's start washing!"
Lin Fan's voice came in, and his words were like fish bones, deeply stuck in Liu Yun'er's heart, and there were bursts of pain.
Looking at the socks in the basin,
Liu Yun'er was so angry that she picked up one of them and began to knead it vigorously, she used all her strength on it, as if she was kneading the flesh on Lin Fan's waist.
Big idiot!
Big stupid!
Bullying me every day...
But
Liu Yun'er thought of the picture just now, and couldn't help but be even more angry... Now it's not just the big fools who bully themselves, even the cats have begun to bully themselves.
meanwhile
Lin Fan was lying on the sofa playing with his mobile phone, while the two cats were lying on their bodies, looking leisurely and complacent.
For Liu Yun'er to wash socks,
Lin Fan wasn't too worried, he didn't have the luxury of how much the big goblin could wash, it was estimated that he was just rubbing a few times casually, and he just hoped that the big goblin could be washed off a little.
suddenly
A crisp 'tearing' sound came from the bathroom.
Lin Fan was startled, hurriedly hugged Dabao and Erbao from him, got up and looked at the bathroom.
At this time,
Liu Yun'er walked out with a guilty look on her face, and saw Lin Fan's face full of shock.
opened his mouth,
But I don't know what to say.
I held it for a long time,
Liu Yun'er lowered her head and said softly, "Your socks... I'm upset with me. ”
The next second,
Lin Fan snorted and laughed.
Such a woman,
How can you not love?!
......