Chapter 456: Hostage
Deadpool continued to beg Grandpa to sue Grandma for a long time, but was ignored by the old nun Anna and Old Andre.
In the end, he had no choice but to compromise with reality.
"Hey, old brother and old Beibi, it's okay if you don't want to help me find my big baby, help me, take my right hand off, okay?"
Big to big, small to small, as long as the proportions are the same, then there is no question of a big baby becoming a small baby
That's what Deadpool thinks!
However, even if it was Deadpool's small request, everyone present didn't have the heart to help him, and let him ask for this and that.
"Croaking ......"
It was as if 10,000 ducks were quacking in their ears, and the people who were calling were upset.
Old Andre couldn't help but frown, took off his socks, and approached Deadpool step by step with a gloomy face.
"What do you want to do, old man? I warn you, I'm very powerful, don't come here!"
Deadpool was upset when he saw this, his face was full of horror, he had lived so big, it was the first time he had seen someone come up with this method to gag his mouth.
Three minutes later, Deadpool faces the ceiling and sheds two lines of humiliating tears on his rugged face.
Spicy eyes, these socks stink!
"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the news in the city, our reporter Luce continues to track the hostage kidnapping incident for you, and the camera switches to the scene ......"
"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Luce, and I'm at the scene of the hostage kidnapping. A woman has been taken hostage by the villains and is now tied to an iron rod on the roof of an eighty-story building, which we understand to be in the hands of the escaped Doctor Octopus. ”
"The life of the hostage was held in the hands of Dr. Octopus, and the police did not dare to attack it, so they could only negotiate. But after several negotiations, it didn't work at all, and Doctor Octopus didn't let go, just let Spider-Man Peter Parker go head-to-head with him 1v1, saying that he would be ashamed. ”
In addition, according to our reporter's investigation, the imprisoned hostage is named Mary Jane, Spider-Man Parker's ex-girlfriend, she has been kidnapped twice, and it can be seen from the camera that she is not panicking at this time...... But will Parker really risk his ex-girlfriend to save his ex-girlfriend? ”
"He's a talent, I suspect he's Hawkeye!"
Zhen Hao looked at the reporter who was somewhat similar to Eagle Eye, and couldn't help but give him a big thumbs up.
Sure enough, it is not a simple person who can be a front-line reporter, just this Luce reporter, you can see that Super Mario is a woman when you gather on 80 floors!
"That's right, that's why Parker was blind at the beginning, and he regarded this Bi* as his childhood sweetheart's little sister!" Deadpool looked at Super Mario and gritted his teeth.
That little look is like a deep resentful woman who was robbed of her boyfriend by the mistress, and she can't wait to change herself to Dr. Octopus, and let go of a boxed lunch on the spot.
Without a reply from Zhen Hao, Deadpool turned his head to look at Zhen Hao, only to see Zhen Hao's gaze roaming back and forth between his mouth and the stinky socks on the ground.
Deadpool said, "No, you don't really think that a stinky sock can gag my mouth, right? This isn't a movie, just poke it with your tongue and go out, okay? And my ventriloquist is so good that I don't even need to open the lid to eat oysters, it's hard!"
......
Without continuing to delve deeper into this topic, Zhen Hao looked at Doctor Octopus on the TV, and said to Deadpool with an inexplicable expression: "Where's Venom?"
"In this ...... What?"
Deadpool's fussing behind his ass suddenly stopped.
"Where's the little liquid? He's still here!"
Zhen Hao raised his hand and pointed at the TV, and the pitch-black Doctor Octopus inside silenced Deadpool.
Obviously, it's not a matter of time before the venom slips away.
"What does this octopus want to do? Is he just as unpleasant to Mary Jane as I am?"
As a neurotic star, Deadpool walked out of the loss of Venom in less than two seconds, and analyzed the whole problem from a tricky perspective in a very short time.
And immediately after, a spark of inspiration bloomed in Deadpool's mind, and he looked at Doctor Octopus like a rival.
Could it be that he did not like Mary Jane's eyes...... Is he in love with Parker as much as I do? Damn, I know he's plotting against Parker, and I'm the main room!"
As soon as this thought came to his mind, Deadpool instantly jumped up from the sofa and waved his hand.
"Big brother, for the first time we proved that our mission is here, and I'm going to ...... We're going to kill this guy who dares to plot against little Parker!"
On the 80th floor, Super Mario is tied to an X shape, spinning in mid-air with a loveless face.
She heard Dr. Octopus's war letter to Parker, but whether Parker came or not, she had no way of knowing, and the two of them had already blown it more than ten days ago.
And now that I think about it, Super Mario suddenly realizes that her unlucky experience of being kidnapped twice before is entirely because she is Parker's rumored girlfriend.
"What I said is true, Parker and I have nothing to do with each other, Parker is already engaged to another woman, and it's useless for you to arrest me. ”
SuperMarie explained, but her tone didn't change in any way, because she hadn't said it once or twice, but it didn't seem like Doctor Octopus was believing it at all, and even suspected that she was fooling him at one point.
"Don't say it, I want an honest man to completely forget a woman who slept with him, unless that woman dies, otherwise there will be no drama in this life, Parker will definitely come tonight!"
Doctor Octopus, who merged with Venom, made a statement that was quite inconsistent with his profession as a physicist, and for a moment Super Mario didn't know what to do.
"What if it's a woman who hasn't slept with him?" said Super Mario.
Hearing this, Dr. Octopus turned around in astonishment, and looked at Super Mario with a gaze full of incredulity: "You haven't XX before? Haven't you been a CP for a long time......? Sloppy!"
......
In a super-large manor, Parker, who is a capitalist, sits on a leather sofa worth 88,000 dollars with Angel in his arms, watching the news being reported in real time in the home theater.
Doctor Octopus and Super Mario are talking to each other and can see clearly on the screen, except that they can't hear what they're saying.
SuperMario is hung on the 80th floor, and Parker is expressionless at all, as if he doesn't have the slightest mood swing.
"Sleep, sleep, it's not early, wife, let's go to sleep quickly." Parker raised his hand to turn off the TV, and then hugged Angel to go back to the house.
Angel was greatly moved by this, and said straight in her heart that she had not seen the wrong person, and then a resolute flash flashed in her tender eyes.
She raised her hand to stop Parker's hug, and looked at Parker's eyes affectionately: "Brother Parker, thank you for taking into account my feelings, but Angel is not a vexatious person, a passerby needs to be saved, Sister Mary, you also want to save it, don't go for me to suppress your kindness." ”
As she spoke, Angel blushed and gently pushed Parker's shoulder: "Go, hurry up, Sister Mary save me...... But you're not allowed to steal it, I'll be waiting for you at home, and I'll check my homework when I come back. ”
If you have a wife like this, what more can a husband ask for!
Pakra took Angel's little hand and looked at it with affection, and then the lips of the two sides involuntarily approached, Angel shyly closed her eyes that shimmered with starlight, and everything was silent.
Ten minutes later, Dr. Venom's face was cloudy, and he now felt more and more like he wanted to play a bad game tonight.
Just as he was thinking about whether to swallow Super Mario and slip away, at this moment, the crowd of onlookers on the ground let out loud cheers and applause, and greeted Spider-Man, a good citizen, who came with spider silk.
They firmly believe that Parker can defeat the villain as always.
After several ups and downs in a row, Parker took off in the air, hit a 7,200-degree Thomas spin in the air, and then ...... was rewarded with two straight punches on the spot by Doctor Octopus's mechanical tentacles.
"Oh~ Parker is careless!"
"You shouldn't be in the air for too long!"
"After all, he can't fly, and the air is not his battlefield. ”
The crowd of onlookers made an objective evaluation, and at the top of the same high-rise building, such a conversation was going on.
"As a qualified superhero, it's unwise to expose your weaknesses to your enemies, and Parker is still too tender...... But I just like the tender Parker!"
Deadpool expresses his own opinion, but the topic can't help but get more and more biased, and he even looks shyly in the end.
Zhen Hao couldn't complain, so he could only say something that Deadpool couldn't see: "Parker is in danger, he can't beat one-on-one, not to mention that there is still a sandman on the 79th floor who is ready to attack, and the ghost knows how Venom fooled both of them in the morning." ”
The voice fell, and after a long time, Deadpool still didn't react, and Zhen Hao wondered: "Parker is going to be unlucky, won't you help him?"
"No, no, no. ”
Deadpool stretched out a finger and shook his forehead from side to side: "Now it's called fighting criminals, but when Parker can't take care of himself after being beaten, we will jump out again, and the meaning will be completely different, that's called a hero saving beauty, the kind that promises to each other!"
Zhen Hao sneered: "Promise you with your body? Who is Parker? I can guarantee 10,000 percent that Parker would rather be killed than be saved by you." And it's not us who jumps out for a while, it's yourself, I'm just worshipping, I'm in charge of ......"
"You're in charge of saving us, I know, but it's not a matter of time before you save me with three vicious gangsters. ”
Deadpool said this very frankly, Zhen Hao, who was used to his hard mouth, opened his mouth, and for a while he didn't know what to say to express his feelings.
On the top of the 80th floor, Parker's cerebellar melon seeds were buzzing with a hammer, and he fell all the way to about the 40th floor, and then he barely woke up.
Raise your hand and shoot out several strands of spider silk, the extremely malleable spider silk is pulled straight by the gravity and inertia of Parker's fall, and then shoots out like a slingshot after reaching a certain limit.
"Huh~!"
With the sound of breaking the air, Parker, who had a bad start, appeared on the stage, but this time he didn't dare to be handsome again, and honestly landed on the rooftop.
Super Marie's eyes flashed with sparkles, she didn't expect Parker to really come to save her, but when she thought of the large number of bad guys, she hurriedly shouted: "Parker, this is a plot they have against you, and there is a person hiding downstairs!"
Parker nodded, "I know, you...... Be careful. ”
In fact, Parker wants to say that he is asking for more blessings, after all, listening to Super Mario, he is more than lucky today, I am afraid that if there is no return, where can I take care of her.
But SuperMario stubbornly thinks that Parker cares about her safety, and for a while, the sparkle in her eyes is even worse.
Doctor Venom Octopus pursed his lips in disdain, and raised his hand to throw Super Mario, who was tied in an X shape, into the corner of the rooftop, instead of choosing to kill her immediately, but temporarily using her as a tool to contain Parker.
It's not early, hurry up after the fight, so the two parties don't talk nonsense at all, Dr. Venom Octopus rushed directly at Parker with a dodge, and he who merged with Venom, not only did the four mechanical tentacles all liberate, but even he himself had good combat effectiveness.
Parker knew this, so he didn't choose to be tough with him, but wanted to use his dexterity to swim...... Swim still!
The two piles of sand beneath his feet bulged unconsciously, holding Parker's feet in place.
Although Parker was quickly freed, Doctor Octopus has already arrived!
"Bang~!"
Dr. Venom Octopus descended from the sky and kicked Parker out with one kick, and before he could land, Parker's limbs were firmly grasped by the four new mechanical tentacles that were completely liberated, and then Dr. Venom Octopus was waiting for Parker with an old fist to the immobile Parker.
"Hahaha~!Parker, I've been waiting for this day for a long time...... It's been more than a week!" Dr. Venom Octopus laughed arrogantly.
After a few more punches, Dr. Venom Octopus raised his hand and threw the dazed Parker to the sandman, who couldn't wait.
Unilateral mixed doubles, Parker was easily subdued before he could make a move, and he was almost inhuman-shaped, and even his clenched hands hung down weakly.
The onlookers witnessed Parker being tossed around like a hydrangea, and their hearts were heavy, and some of them who couldn't bear it psychologically had already cried.
The TV broadcast continued, and the host's heavy words sounded like lines of mourning: "Unbelievable, Parker has no ability to fight back in the face of the bad guys, today is a sad day, we are likely to face the pain of losing Parker, who will save this poor child!"
"Boom~!"
A flame explosion sounded, and compared to the more powerful-looking Doctor Venom Octopus, the target of the sneak attack could only be the sandman.
The little green goblin stepped on his skateboard and quickly approached, taking advantage of the sandman's repulsion, scooped up Parker in mid-air, brought him behind him, and then confronted Doctor Venom Octopus and the sandman in a triangle with a solemn face.
He came to save Parker, not because he loved Parker, but because Parker could only die at his hands.
That's right, it's hate, it's definitely not a messy love!
The ghost blows the lamp